Animal Breeding

[White_Ninja]

So I was sitting here thinking about different animals that have come about due to some interesting breeding. So I pose a question here: What two animals would you choose to breed together? It can be anything from a mouse and a polar bear or a frog and a tiger. Hell, try and make a pokemon!

[Tweek]

Bear and a dragon.

[Laurence]

I'm not sure if interspecies breeding is quite that simple, but an albatross and a pig I guess.

[Aramon]

A parasitic wasp, a large scorpion, a dragon (thanks Tweek) and a bat. Those bats have special immune systems. They can carry hundreds of diseases without actually being affected by them. It helps increase the chance of successful crossbreading. :nerd:

[White_Ninja]

I was also thinking about animals and food. Like breeding a cold water fish with like... a tomato so that it would be able to grow in cold weather. Some people are scared of that shot though. Who wants to eat a potato that tastes like beef?.... Besides me =D

[Frobes]

Dog and a cat. Cause then it be a fucked up animal.

[SlothMan]

A dick and a butt.

[Aramon]

Would that create some sort of couple's sex toy, Sloth? :heya:

[Urser]

A hamster and a gibbon.

[Casalen]

Fish and vegetables are already being 'breeded' in a sense. Way to be too late on that one.

I'd like to breed an elephant and deadly spider, maybe mixed with a really loyal dog so I can train it. I think it's self explanatory.

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

Fish and vegetables are already being 'breeded' in a sense. Way to be too late on that one.
They're making Stephen Hawking have sex with fish now? That's just cruel.
I'd breed a Lion/Tiger/Jaguar any sort of awesome predator with a Hawk/Eagle, and if a third could be included throw in a shark for the hell of it. That'd be the scariest predator known to man, a flying shark headed beast with the speed and agility of a Jaguar.

[hollywood_maggot]

Blue Whale + Grizzly + Tiger + Porcupine

Obviously it'd take a while to get the right combination. The other results are potentially terrifying and hilarious.

[Quadros]

A pterodactyl, an allosaurus and a flamethrower.

I want a fucking dragon.

[hollywood_maggot]

I was about to point out the flaws in that, but then I realised that would have been stupid.

[Tweek]

So what did you post for?

[hollywood_maggot]

In retrospect I shouldn't have. Unfortunately there isn't a delete button.

[Tyler_Legrand]

A snake, a lion, and a moose.

I want a dragon too.

[Blxorz]

Fuck cross breeding just give me a dragon.

[spaj]

Penguin + Killer Whale =

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg264/trm900/killerpenguin.png

KILLER PENGUIN.

[InnerDemon]

A human with an albatross so I can create angels :hmm:

[Hats of!]

Bunnies and puppies. Buppies.

[BlackHood]

A human and a chameleon. Then I'll be one step closer t the power of invisibility.

[ultrasoundchick]

A walrus and a cheetah.

[nehlybel]

A wolf with a scorpion... a wolf with an exoskeleton would be so cool!

[Antisaint]

A human and a human. DOUBLE HUMANS

[Laurence]

A human and a human. DOUBLE HUMANS

We're all already "double humans" :indiff:

[amayaheartnet]

A human and a fly. =]

[Quadros]

I was about to point out the flaws in that, but then I realised that would have been stupid.

I should probably throw an insect in there too, so that it could have 6 limbs, 2 of them being wings.

[about88ninjas]

I'd breed a Sloth with a Tiger, then I'd breed what I get from those two being bread, with an albatross, then breed my creation with a human.Or I'd just breed a human with a turtle to create a mutant ninja turtle! (note to self:learn karate)

[gizzalove]

A horse and a narwhal. UNICORN!

[CnGy]

I thought this was going to be a serious thread about the downfalls of animal breeding concerning the inbreeding factor. BUT.

A DUCK AND A UNICORN

[CuntMuppet]

Hell, try and make a pokemon!

Let's see then, a mouse, a banana and an electric eel? A very small Pikachu.

[BKS]

A Tapir and Jesus Christ.

[BlackHood]

Let's see then, a mouse, a banana and an electric eel? A very small Pikachu.

A Pikachu would be an electric eel and Koala. Might need some speed to get it moving though.

[VerminScum]

A butt and a dick.

[CuntMuppet]

A Pikachu would be an electric eel and Koala. Might need some speed to get it moving though.

Every retard knows Pikachu was closer to a mouse, I don't even remember why but it's fact. And even if it was a Koala yours still isn't yellow, hence the banana.

[John Travolta]

Blue whale and a butterfly.

[The Fetus]

Ferrets are half weasel and half snake. Weasels are half snake and half gerbil.

[BlackHood]

Therefore a Ferret is half gerbil and half snake?

[Samdi]

A pillow and a Tiger, just to do some good pranks.

[The Fetus]

Therefore a Ferret is half gerbil and half snake?

No. Ferret=half weasel, half snake.

[BlackHood]

And a weasel = half gerbil half snake. So I guess Ferret = quarter gerbil and three quarters snake?

[Slutty McBangerton]

A parasitic wasp, a large scorpion, a dragon (thanks Tweek) and a bat. Those bats have special immune systems. They can carry hundreds of diseases without actually being affected by them. It helps increase the chance of successful crossbreading. :nerd:
That doesn't increase the chance of successful breeding at all :mad:

I'd bread a bush baby and a domestic cat. I can only imagine how adorable the offspring will be.

[Aramon]

That doesn't increase the chance of successful breeding at all :mad:

I'd bread a bush baby and a domestic cat. I can only imagine how adorable the offspring will be.

Except that it does! It lowers the rejection rate of new limbs. You see, it's our immune system that causes our body to reject transplants. Bats don't really have that problem.

[BlackHood]

Erm, I was under the impression that it was our immune system that rejected the foreign cells, which caused them to fight rather than the diseases stored in a transplanted limb.

Additionally (Because edit is soooo boring!): Surely if an immune system is strong enough to consistently suppress a disease, holding it in a fine enough balance to still be present, then it would be more effective at rejecting any foreign tissue, unless it was deemed genetically advantageous to have it?

[Aramon]

I am not speaking to an idiot. I didn't know intelligent people surfed this internet. To be honest, all I can tell you is that one of my scientist friends (I'm going pre-med), told me about it. He's either pulling my chain, and I'm horribly stupid, or he was being serious. I don't know anymore. :confused:

[Slutty McBangerton]

You're talking about foreign limbs, and not animal breeding. Having a strong immune system (or even a weak one) does not make your sex cells more likely to be fertilized with those of another species. Your immune system plays little to no part in reproduction.

[BlackHood]

I wouldn't like to guess what your friend is working on, and it seems conceivable that an immunosuppressant could be derived from such a bizarre immune system but I Can't imagine that it would directly aid cross breeding, otherwise the bats would have evolved beyond their current state many moons ago.

Edit: Slutty, I think somewhere he went from genetic mutation and selective breeding to Dr Frankensteinesqe monsters!

[Aramon]

You're both right, but natural evolution takes foreverr. Either way, Darwin even said he was wrong before he died, and I believe in God, but that's off-topic. Like you said BlackHood, it does seem conceivable. With the right work, you could suppress the immune system, and, (obviously no naturally occuring reproduction would take place) splice their genes together like a test tube baby. Only not human. I'm not pretending to know everything, but I gotta let you guys know, it opens up some very interesting possibilities in cross breading.

EDIT: Frankenstein was merely misunderstood. Haha.

[Slutty McBangerton]

You're both right, but natural evolution takes foreverr. Either way, Darwin even said he was wrong before he died, and I believe in God, but that's off-topic. Like you said BlackHood, it does seem conceivable. With the right work, you could suppress the immune system, and, (obviously no naturally occuring reproduction would take place) splice their genes together like a test tube baby. Only not human. I'm not pretending to know everything, but I gotta let you guys know, it opens up some very interesting possibilities in cross breading.

EDIT: Frankenstein was merely misunderstood. Haha.
Very interesting cross-breading indeed.
Also, I'm fairly certain that supressing the immune system would not halt naturally occuring reproduction.

[Aramon]

You're exactly right, slutty, the thing is, the animals we would breed would not be able to breed on their own, a parasitic wasp and a scorpion don't have the right... 'Parts' to naturally mate. We'd have to extract the nescessary sex cells and do it ourselves.

[BlackHood]

Just for future reference; any kind of genetic splicing has to happen at embryonic stages, which then develops via mitosis and meiosis. You can't just stick a panda cell with an elephant cell and get a mammoth.

[Aramon]

Hence I used the term 'sex cells' like an egg and sperm. You need those. Stem cells are useful in growing limbs, though I'm not sure if you would need them. I'm not an expert on the subject. Just know some of the medicine behind it.

[Slutty McBangerton]

You can't breed all animals that way anyways, because they have to have an equal number of chromosome pairs or something, otherwise the mixing of the sex cells renders an uneven number, which most of the time is incompatable with life.

[BlackHood]

Aramon, you're confusing introducing a foreign set of gametes (Sexual reproduction cells) to a receptor womb, and physically introducing a new organ to a body, which is expected to work.

Any body is naturally receptive to foreign sperm because if it wasn't, it would never get pregnant. Its more about convincing a monkey to have the same genetic structure as a pineapple.

[Slutty McBangerton]

Its more than that too, because eggs release a hormone that specifically attract the sperm of the same species. Sperm of other species are not attracted by this hormone and are unable to find the egg. Thats one of the reasons why a cat can't breed with a dog.

Hampster eggs can attract human sperm though (but they can't fertilize each other). I think they use this fact to the viability of human sperm.

Also, the immune system doesn't attack sperm in certain places, but if it escapes (like finds its way into the blood stream and stuff) then the immune system attacks it, even if its your own sperm.

[Aramon]

Right, but because of chromosonal differences, interspecies breeding very rarely works- a female human can't get pregnant from a dog, but I do see your point. There are a lot of hindrences to the process, and as I'm only a senior in High School, I'm sure I'll learn a lot more and be a little smarter in the subject area in a couple years.

[BlackHood]

Thats true, along with the fact that they are so genetically dissimilar that even if an egg managed to fertilise it would grow into something so crippled that it could never live to even reach an embryo. But thats why this thread is so hypothetically fun! Back to making dragons!

Edit: If you learn genetic manipulation and genetic modification at pre-med, you're probably not at a "traditional" school...

[Aramon]

When all else fails, Dragons don't.

Edit: That's more of a personal studies thing that friend I was telling you about is going to take me under his wing. I just love learning about everything.

[Slutty McBangerton]

I'm going to learn science just so I can make all these creatures real. I already have a lab coat so I figure I'm halfway there.

[BlackHood]

I gave up on science when they told me that photons explore the entire universe before deciding which path to take. I now dedicate my time to the poor, and playing video games. More of the second if I'm honest.

[Aramon]

Spyro the purple dragon. One of the best. Oh that's what we need. A thread dedicated to people's favorite Dragon Games.

[BlackHood]

I suggest the VGF. I'd combine Mike Tyson with a Wasp. Imagine him with 6 arms and the ability to fly!

[Aramon]

Float like butterfly, sting like a Bee. But that's still bad-ass. He's still got it, too.

[BlackHood]

Bee's are fucking retarded, they float around and only sting once then die. A wasp is hardcore. You can cut one in half with a knife and it'll just flip you off.

[RaygunShaun]

Platypus + impala.

Impus. Or platypala.

[about88ninjas]

C'mon people, am I seriously the only person who wants to breed a turtle with a human.
Am I the only one who wants mutant turtels, C'mon, then were only one step away form getting mutant ninja turtles, then we get like 88, and have about 88 ninja turtles

[White_Ninja]

Fish and vegetables are already being 'breeded' in a sense. Way to be too late on that one.

I'd like to breed an elephant and deadly spider, maybe mixed with a really loyal dog so I can train it. I think it's self explanatory.

No shit, hence why I said what I did. Though, animal and vegetable gene mixing are not intended to ever be consumed by humans, it's only used to understand the animal's genes better. GE crops are only plants that have had their genes moved around and altered slightly.

Anyway, pokemon wise, I wonder how you would make an Onyx or some crazy shit like that.

[Quadros]

Can we get off science and back to dragons by any chance?

[Aramon]

I'm always up for a good chat about Dragons.

[laugh]

A dragon, a horse, a bird, an orange(for that citrus smell), and a crocodile.

[about88ninjas]

Even my own brother wants to give a dragocrocahorsebird that citrusy smell, I'm all alone here!

[Tweek]

A horse and a narwhal. UNICORN!
:aaa:

[Aramon]

-Shit post-

[nehlybel]

If you bred evey animal, would you end up with a Ditto? That'd be pretty sweet.

[White_Ninja]

I thought a ditto was a combo of Jello, Pudding, and Lucky Charms for that hint of magic. I bet he tastes amazing. :hmm:

[Mazkal]

You're both right, but natural evolution takes foreverr. Either way, Darwin even said he was wrong before he died, and I believe in God, but that's off-topic. Like you said BlackHood, it does seem conceivable. With the right work, you could suppress the immune system, and, (obviously no naturally occuring reproduction would take place) splice their genes together like a test tube baby. Only not human. I'm not pretending to know everything, but I gotta let you guys know, it opens up some very interesting possibilities in cross breading.

EDIT: Frankenstein was merely misunderstood. Haha.

Darwin didn't say he was wrong, he supposedly accepted religion. Most likely out of fear of the afterlife.

On topic: I'd cross breed my dog with a horse and a domestic cat. A truly giant cat/dog would be just awesome.

[nehlybel]

Darwin didn't say he was wrong, he supposedly accepted religion. Most likely out of fear of the afterlife.

On topic: I'd cross breed my dog with a horse and a domestic cat. A truly giant cat/dog would be just awesome.
It also had a bit to do with the fact that he had lived a very depressing life in which his son and his wife died very prematurely.

[nehlybel]

I thought a ditto was a combo of Jello, Pudding, and Lucky Charms for that hint of magic. I bet he tastes amazing. :hmm:
A ditto sundae? I'm digging that idea...

[Alcoholic]

I want to breed a Slothman and an Alcoholic, that way you get my dreams coming true.

EDIT: Also once you guys make a dragon I wanna breed it with a chameleon and a Great White to get a perfectly camoflouged dragon that burns down venues at concerts.

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[Hypocrite]

I want to breed a giraffe and a duck to make a swan.

[RaygunShaun]

I want to breed pork and a pine tree.

To make a porcupine tree.

[Sequence2Destruction]

A t-rex, a pterydactol(i cant remember how to spell it) aand a flamethrower. Best dragon ever.

[Ocellatus]

Geddy Lee and a Rainbow Trout, so that we cold rejoice in the presence of a new colourful large mouth bass. I actually don't mind his vocals. Am I retarded?


EDIT: Darn, nature beat me to it.

http://www.riocoloradolodge.com/photos/p8425.jpg

Oh, how elegant!

[BlackHood]

I want to breed a rabbit and another rabbit. Baby rabbit are cute.

[SizzlingNickel]

Tigon and a liger, would be nature at its best.
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/ting213/Bertramliger.jpg
http://www.naturesafariindia.com/gifs/liger4.jpg

[BlackHood]

Apart from the fact that Ligers are naturally sterile and so prone to disease that less than 1 in 50 makes it to adulthood. That would only be good for people who like watching cubs die.

[Putzmeister]

I'm not sure if interspecies breeding is quite that simple, but an albatross and a pig I guess.

Oh I see, when pigs fly. That was a good one.

A Snake and an Octopus.

[SlothMan]

I want to breed a Slothman and an Alcoholic, that way you get my dreams coming true.

It would be a sexy gun toting irish drug addict that never really does much at all.

[Dan_Kingston]

A shark and a laser beam.

[Alcoholic]

It would be a sexy gun toting irish drug addict that never really does much at all.

We can stop all research, as we have reached the pinnacle of biological existence.

[Quadros]

A t-rex, a pterydactol(i cant remember how to spell it) aand a flamethrower. Best dragon ever.
It's like you copied my post on the FIRST PAGE;
A pterodactyl, an allosaurus and a flamethrower.

I want a fucking dragon.

Only you made it have shitty, tiny front limbs so it would land and just topple forward onto it's face. Retard YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SCIENCE AT ALL!

[Doa]

A sloth and a man.

[SourChicken]

I want to bread a lemon and a fowl to make a zestier white meat for my dinner.

[Sequence2Destruction]

It's like you copied my post on the FIRST PAGE;


Only you made it have shitty, tiny front limbs so it would land and just topple forward onto it's face. Retard YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SCIENCE AT ALL!

Fuck, my bad.
I change my answer to a monkey, snake and a spider, just because it'd look cool.

[Weirdusername]

Dog and a cat. Cause then it be a fucked up animal.

http://www.23rdandoverscouts.org.uk/joke%20catdog.gif

[Remote]

A tiger with a transformer.

http://www.freewebs.com/ligerlvr10992/MurasameLiger3.jpg

[nehlybel]

I would make a snake hump a rock until an Onxy came out... then I'd throw the newly formed pokemon into some molten metal to make it evolve into a Steelix...

[Seattle_Steven]

The person who bred a rat with a dog to make that disgusting animal that Paris Hilton carries around needs to be bred with cancer.

But personally I'd breed a cobra snake with an eagle.

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/1958/snakebird.jpg


Can we get some awesome MSPaints in here?

[ilovebrownies]

I would breed a Baboon and a Chameleon. That would be so awesome.

Also: This (http://www.hemmy.net/2006/08/29/photoshop-animal-hybrids-galore/) and this. (http://spluch.blogspot.com/2007/05/weird-animals-created-using-photoshop.html)

[Z_Man_555]

Mouse and powerpoint. Pikachu.

[SquidWard]

A shark and a gorilla to hopefully make something resembling a StreetShark.

[John Travolta]

EVERYBODY WATCH THE MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL
http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/tampacalling/files/2009/06/michael-jackson.jpg

[nehlybel]

EVERYBODY WATCH THE MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL

Go away... put this on the MJ is dead section.

[John Travolta]

WE ARE THE WORLD, WE ARE THE CHILDREN! WE ARE THE ONES WHO MAKE A BRIGHTER DAY SO LETS START GIVIN'

[nehlybel]

Gah!

[hollywood_maggot]

A sloth and a man.

..That's just a teenager.

[Zerocool]

A kangaroo and a Greyhound.

The fastest fucking thing ever made xD i know id take up the dog racing game then.

[Quadros]

EVERYBODY WATCH THE MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL
http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/tampacalling/files/2009/06/michael-jackson.jpg

How did you get a picture of his corpse OH WAIT.

[BlackHood]

Hey you found my picture of a KKK Barbie doll mixed with Peter Pan.

[Welsh_Chickky]

A horse and a narwhal. UNICORN!

Best one yet!

I'd breed a bat with a water monitor, hopefully end up with one of those flying dragon type things off Lord of the rings.

[VerminScum]

Apart from the fact that Ligers are naturally sterile and so prone to disease that less than 1 in 50 makes it to adulthood. That would only be good for people who like watching cubs die.
WE NEED MORE LIGERS

[BlackHood]

Perfect Cloning and then maybe we'll see.

[White_Ninja]

Breed God with a hairy monkey and Billy Mays will be alive again! <3

[GCBC]

http://i31.tinypic.com/zxr5op.jpg

[hollywood_maggot]

Is it just me or does that look like a furry dinosaur?

[SlothMan]

I dunno man, it kinda looks like a chicken head taped to a cat to me.

[Ragnak]

I'd breed.... mmmm...

A spider with a monkey.

No wait. That's dumb... a spider monkey? Darwin will come back to life (?)

[hollywood_maggot]

I dunno man, it kinda looks like a chicken head taped to a cat to me.

Now that you mention it, it does kinda look like a turkey head.

[Laurence]

I'd breed.... mmmm...

A spider with a monkey.

No wait. That's dumb... a spider monkey? Darwin will come back to life (?)

The spider monkey already exists. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_monkey)

[Quadros]

It's like he made the joke and then you came along and explained the punchline in an unintentionally moronic way.

[Laurence]

Meh. To be honest I really couldn't tell if he was joking or not because it was pretty poorly done. Just went ahead and made myself look like a douche anyway.

[Mental]

A male human and a female dog. Then you've really got a bitch.

[nehlybel]

Meh. To be honest I really couldn't tell if he was joking or not because it was pretty poorly done. Just went ahead and made myself look like a douche anyway.
In stellar form.

[SourChicken]

I would breed two women but only so I could watch.

[BlackHood]

Three cows and a field of wheat. Best premade burger ever.

[GentlyCaress]

A really large dog and really small one, like a chihuahua and a st. bernard.

[madcaster]

A frog,hippo,spider,radish,spongebob and a tree. Just to see what happens :lol:

[Gengi]

Chuck Norris and a brick.

[Jeftris]

Dog and a cat, purely for its irony.

[nehlybel]

When we're assuming that we can breed any animals on the planet, and we've already had a discussion on the impressive stretch of science that requires, there's really nothing ironic about that...

[Jolliver]

a dragonfly and a raptor. cus then you just have a dragon right?

[White_Ninja]

When we're assuming that we can breed any animals on the planet, and we've already had a discussion on the impressive stretch of science that requires, there's really nothing ironic about that...

You take away all our fun :gtfo:

[superplough]

A squid and a dragonfly. That thing would OWN THE SKIES.

[rory785]

A duck, a horse and a rhino. UNICORN!! YEAH

[Quadros]

What the fuck does a duck have to do with a unicorn?

[Kevdog]

I would Breed a Crocodile for the fact they have no natural predators.
And a stingray because it killed the crocodile's only predator.
And a Pistol for that Shooting capacity.

Imagine what they could to together!

[Tyler_Legrand]

What the fuck does a duck have to do with a unicorn?

He might be thinking unicorn pegasus

[The Fetus]

Well it doesn't just have to be a duck. It could be an eagle, maybe a hawk... A vulture.

[hollywood_maggot]

A beaver, a duck and a possum (or kangaroo or anything like that) and a poisoness insect.

It's a platypus! The most retarded (yet cute) animal ever!

[Seattle_Steven]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8411/hdro.jpg

[Sequence2Destruction]

:ahe: I dont see the cuteness

[hollywood_maggot]

No, what seattle posted was the pegasus unicorn.

[nehlybel]

Wow... I would breed that with a human so it could talk and tell us all to give it a damn mercy killing.

[Quadros]

No, what seattle posted was the pegasus unicorn.

You mean 'winged unicorn' or 'horned pegasus' (mythozoologists continue to debate it).

[somebody]

I would breed a lizard of some sort with fire then genetically mutate its skin orange. A fucking charmander.

[RaxoZellet]

So you would burn a lizard then paint its corpse orange?

[hollywood_maggot]

He said breed, so I would presume he'd only burn its genitalia.

[about88ninjas]

I need to buy a pair of fire proof underware, you guys are crazy

About 88 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
C'mon people!

[Kass]

AHHHH IGNORE THIS POST

[nehlybel]

AHHHH IGNORE THIS POST
Done and done.

[TheAwesome]

By responding, you're not ignoring at all. As Demetri Martin said, "If you want to make a mythological animal, just take any normal animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk becomes a DOUBLE hawk."

[BlackHood]

DoubleHawk sounds like a cool name for a car.

I would breed a Russian Hamster with some kind of tropical fish. It would just look amazingly cute.

[nehlybel]

By responding, you're not ignoring at all. As Demetri Martin said, "If you want to make a mythological animal, just take any normal animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk becomes a DOUBLE hawk."
That was, in fact, the point... douchetard...

[TheAwesome]

That was, in fact, the point... douchetard...

This isn't spame, insults aren't very effective. Leave the intentional idiocy to spame, unless you're awesome. Which, to my understanding, doesn't fit in your criteria. All hail me, Quadros's cousin.

[Quadros]

Erm I think you'll find fuck you. Even my most retarded cousin knows that a griffon is NOT just a lion with fucking wings you dumbass. That's called a 'manticore' and it has to have a scorpion tail as well. A GRIFFON is a creature with the head, front legs and wings of an eagle and the hind quarters of a lion, RETARD. That's what you get for listening to Demitri Martin.

[TheAwesome]

Erm I think you'll find fuck you. Even my most retarded cousin knows that a griffon is NOT just a lion with fucking wings you dumbass. That's called a 'manticore' and it has to have a scorpion tail as well. A GRIFFON is a creature with the head, front legs and wings of an eagle and the hind quarters of a lion, RETARD. That's what you get for listening to Demitri Martin.

Matt Melvin and 16 other posts would gladly listen to Demetri Martin.

http://www.explosm.net/articles/3309/

Also, mythozoology is a very eccentric topic. You we're correct on one point, however. Demetri Martin did not state the head of an eagle was on the griffin. didn't forget about the head, it wouldn't fit with the rest of the "wings" joke.

As we all know, Wikipedia is the most reliable and accurate source ever.[citation needed]

"The griffin (griffon or gryphon (see below)) is a legendary creature with the body of a lion and the head and often wings of an eagle."

[about88ninjas]

I would breed a lizard of some sort with fire then genetically mutate its skin orange. A fucking charmander.

Wouldn't you breed an orange lizard with an orange flamethrower (to insure orangeness) to make a charmander?
:flame:

[somebody]

Wouldn't you breed an orange lizard with an orange flamethrower (to insure orangeness) to make a charmander?
:flame:

No because a flamethrower is an inanimate object, there for it can not breed.
:facts:

[Desssert]

Rhino, cheetah, and a chainsaw. Speed, strength, and all around badassery.

The horn'd be replaced by the chainsaw if you're wondering.

[Amazingly]

Dog and a cat, purely for its irony.

There's a whole show on Nickelodeon about that.


A polar bear/grizzly hybrid and a blue whale. Because an amphibious carnivore that can survive anywhere and is the size of a few houses can fuck shit up.

Also, a dog and a rat, simply so that cats would feel tremendous amounts of ambiguity towards it.

[AOB]

an ostrich with any other bird that flies and that lizard that walks on water...

perfect way of transport :D

[Frobes]

Whale+Dog+Bear+Bird+Elephant+Giraffe+Lion+Shark+
Tiger+Flamingo+Cat+Mouse+Eagle+Human= What the fuck

[White_Ninja]

Jesus, would all these badass creatures live on like... a badass island? I would assume they would all try to kill each other. I know I would be scared shitless if I saw some of these creatures here in CO. >.<

[rory785]

Two hot chicks. And i'd observe. FOR THE SCIENCE SIDE OF IT OF COURSE.

[about88ninjas]

A german guy and a beer, a drunken german guy!

[Quadros]

I would breed two women but only so I could watch.
I'd breed some one who can't read threads with a broken record.

Two hot chicks. And i'd observe. FOR THE SCIENCE SIDE OF IT OF COURSE.

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