what's something awesome

[abbey]

to say on the last call i receive at my job at a catalogue call centre

my last shift is thursday

[Deadhotkiller]

give the last caller your address.

[gizzalove]

thank you for calling sears

[Deadhotkiller]

"you are the last caller of the day! that means you win $1,000,000 congratulations!"

[Jackoff Shitler]

bite my nipples

[gizzalove]

come see me eat nipplessss

[RaygunShaun]

"fuck you bitch"

[opn4bzns]

tell them your catalogue is available online at goatse dot fr

[gizzalove]

put on a robot voice and say please hold and see how long they stay on the line

[opn4bzns]

or tell them to stop buying things to fill their empty lives

[SODA]

"Your order of dildos should arrive in 5-7 business days."

[gizzalove]

just breathe heavy

[abbey]

just breathe heavy
i only do that special for you

[Tweek]

suck their dicks

[Tyler_Legrand]

JOoNOs8Ql28

[McGruff]

"sears, please hold while our staff collects your personal data"

[McGruff]

"Thank you for calling Sears, Im going to fucking rape your family and friends then shit down your throat."

[McGruff]

"Pleasure phone lines, how can I pleasure you tonight, big boy?"

[McGruff]

"Hendricks Family, this is Rich"

[McGruff]

"YO BITCH, ILL CRACK YO ASS WITH MY GAT"

[McGruff]

i have more if you need.

[Clark]

speak as if you were from India and try to convert them to Hinduism

[SlothMan]

"please keep talking to me...i love the feeling of heroin between my fingers"

[Tyler_Legrand]

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[Laurence]

"a/s/l?"

[InTransit]

Emergency, this is Abbey speaking, we've sent a police man round to your house, please remain calm and tell me about the situation.

[Tyler_Legrand]

I put on my robe and wizard hat?