Everbody head to Jesus Camp! [Archive]

Abe Vigoda

07-23-2009, 6:58 PM

nestle water comes from maine

that is the water of gods word

water of gods word comes from maine

TiredOne

07-23-2009, 7:03 PM

bitch hates harry potter

Abe Vigoda

07-23-2009, 7:04 PM

i've thought about watching jesus camp but i figured it would piss me off too much to sit through the entire thing

RaygunShaun

07-23-2009, 7:09 PM

i figured it would piss me off too much to sit through the entire thing

This is the reason why I watched it. It actually pissed me off more than I thought it would.

Also, it sounds kind of like a band name.

Jesus Camp

Metalhead636

07-23-2009, 7:26 PM

the only thing to do in that movie is crack jokes.

Diki

07-23-2009, 7:48 PM

i couldnt even get through the first minute, fuck watching the movie

PineappleHead

07-23-2009, 7:56 PM

lmao @ 3:15. nice hair cut d00d.

ultrasoundchick

07-23-2009, 8:00 PM

makes me wanna punch that fat bitch in the throat

ultrasoundchick

07-23-2009, 8:01 PM

then say "jesus told me to!"

Stealth Prawn

07-23-2009, 8:05 PM

Sounds like a band name

Jesus Told Me To.

RaygunShaun

07-23-2009, 8:09 PM

You know, that does sound like a band name.

hollywood_maggot

07-23-2009, 8:12 PM

but jesus DID tell me to

RaygunShaun

07-23-2009, 8:12 PM

jesus told me to start a band with this name

Diki

07-23-2009, 8:21 PM

both of you please die

RaygunShaun

07-23-2009, 8:35 PM

NEVAH

TiredOne

07-23-2009, 9:30 PM

Jesus told me to become an atheist

Remote

07-23-2009, 9:33 PM

Jesus told me to spread his gospel.

ultrasoundchick

07-23-2009, 9:35 PM

jesus told me to spread his legs

ultrasoundchick

07-23-2009, 9:35 PM

the devil made me do it

Remote

07-23-2009, 9:38 PM

Satan wanted me to ask about the whole shaved beaver thing.

hollywood_maggot

07-23-2009, 9:41 PM

both of you please die

jesus told me not to

Metalhead636

07-23-2009, 9:56 PM

Jesus told me to spread his gospel.

I'm a reverend.

The Fetus

07-24-2009, 1:11 AM

i showed jesus this video and then he decided not to come back a second time. :(

Putzmeister

07-24-2009, 1:25 AM

but harry potter isn't a warlock, he is a wizard

exetra

07-24-2009, 1:31 AM

wizards are just gay warlocks.

Putzmeister

07-24-2009, 1:36 AM

don't you talk down about harry

Fledge

07-24-2009, 4:11 AM

I am physically ill after watching that. Like literally nauseous.

exetra

07-24-2009, 4:18 AM

jesus is pretty cool tbh

hollywood_maggot

07-24-2009, 4:19 AM

I am physically ill after watching that. Like literally nauseous.

thats how i feel usually whenever i get into a religious discussion or my god squad friends start talking about church or jesus or whatever

TiredOne

07-24-2009, 4:23 AM

This is like hitler

exetra

07-24-2009, 4:29 AM

religious discussions are dumb because religion is dumb

faith, however, is not dumb

BmphP

07-24-2009, 4:42 AM

Lol I like what your friend said. Of course we know that evolution is a heap of rubbish. Darwin might have gotten hit on the head when he thought that one up. No, I think it had more to do with the fact that he was so anti-God he had to come up with something that didn't have God in it.

exetra

07-24-2009, 4:46 AM

MONKEYS EVOLVED FROM THE BIBLE

TiredOne

07-24-2009, 5:16 AM

And guns evolved from penes

P0K3M0N_MA5T3R

07-24-2009, 6:02 AM

i genuinely cant believe they dont section people like this

exetra

07-24-2009, 6:19 AM

yeah why dont we section everybody with beliefs that differ to most people's that would be so condusive to free thought

Knight of Cydonia

07-24-2009, 7:17 AM

Fat chick "This is not the drive through at Mcdonalds it's not the fastest time to get through"
lol

Nemmukat

07-24-2009, 7:33 AM

lol cults

P0K3M0N_MA5T3R

07-24-2009, 9:36 AM

change the l to an n and i shall concur on your lol

poetryfreak

07-24-2009, 11:17 AM

They forgot to tape the part where the lady crucified all the kids in the name of Jesus.

Metalhead636

07-24-2009, 1:15 PM

lol@crazybitch

BmphP

07-24-2009, 1:34 PM

lol@crazybitch.org

RaygunShaun

07-24-2009, 1:40 PM

They forgot to tape the part where the lady crucified all the kids in the name of Jesus.

Sounds like an awesome band name.

Crucify the Kids in the Name of Jesus

Controversial metalcore band, perhaps.

Metalhead636

07-24-2009, 1:42 PM

Sounds like an awesome band name.

Crucify the Kids in the Name of Jesus

Controversial metalcore band, perhaps.

Diki

07-24-2009, 1:44 PM

dont you listen to shitty metalcore metalhead

Diki

07-24-2009, 1:45 PM

or are you the one that listens to shitty generic metal

DieHard

07-24-2009, 1:45 PM

oh my god after watching that video I prayed to jesus so fucking hard

DieHard

07-24-2009, 1:46 PM

or are you the one that listens to shitty generic metal

yeah thats metalhead

Metalhead636

07-24-2009, 3:23 PM

or are you the one that listens to shitty generic metal

fuck metalcore. Not generic metal, but yes, shitty.

poetryfreak

07-24-2009, 5:24 PM

oh my god after watching that video I prayed to jesus so fucking hard

Dear Jesus,
Please kill all of your believers, especially her. Oh and I'd like a puppy this christmas, I don't really care if it's your birthday.