Working on the Space Station: Day 1

[Ashimeru]

Push the button with your robo-arm and see if anything cool will happen.

[The Corporation]

Ask it where it's going.

[davidofmk771]

Pick it up and throw it at the button.

[c_r_a_i_g]

Try to talk to it? ask what's in the glorb only area?

[VZG]

Bring him into the cockpit and have him show you how to drive this crazy thing.

[Why]

Try to talk to it.

Or eat it and take the green thing.

[SlackerMcPhlip]

Take the glorb hostage then press the button.

[Mazzar]

You notice another button on the wall to the left
Its BLUE!

[jjpmrogers]

cartwheel over it and push the red button

[SilentMike]

grab the baby alien with your robot claw and enter the cockpit, if anything's in there threaten to eat it with your weird mouth thing if they don't turn the ship over to you

[Rob]

Stare at him for a few more seconds, and then tell him you are re-naming him Fredrico.

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[jmodum90]

leave him to his own devices and check out the damn cockpit.

[Andrewnado]

Eat the "lamp" then when it glows chase him into the little hole.

[Roses are Forever]

repeat fredrico and see if he reacts the same

[Johnnyonfire]

sit on the light so the little guy cant see it

[davidmanman]

Throw him into the little hole.

[the.first.snow]

Put your fishbowl over the light.

[Ashimeru]

The light thingy is obviously important to the little guy. Be a jerk and take it from him, then throw it down the crawlspace you couldn't fit down before.

[Why]

Eat Fredrico.

[S8AN]

Steal the lamp.

[ninjas_burning_poptarts]

i think you should eat this guy. isn't eating a baby alien just as funny as eating a baby?

[xguitarxsmashx]

eat its, maybe you get some more super powers. but this time test out your new vagina of doom, to make sure its all good and all.
plus it will stop the alien from turning off the light.

[VZG]

SMASH GLOWY THING!

[giubee]

Laugh at fredrico. that little scamper there.

[jjpmrogers]

do the heisman on that hoe!

[jmodum90]

give fredrico coco puffs so he's distracted from his light. then go in cockpit

[Jon_the_feared]

have sex with fredrico

[S8AN]

Steal the lamp.

Or break the button so he can't fix whatever problem the lamp shows.

[c_r_a_i_g]

Leave a pile of stuff [leg, fishbowl, oxygen tank etc] on his little walkway to block it, so the red button cannot be pressed, then check out the cockpit

(you may want to return later to see if anything has happened as a result of not pressing the button)

[Ashimeru]

Take the lamp and throw it into the cockpit.

[Stargirl12451]

go through the shaft you might find candy

[jjpmrogers]

teabag the alien

[jordazed]

Raise your eyebrow questioningly, scratch your chin, and then decide to leave the little alien dude alone and go into the cockpit.

[Thunderpantz]

take the lightbulb thing and put it in your inventory. also put fred in your inventory.

maybe go into the cockpit?

[TClarke12]

karate chop him with all tentacalls at once

[Why]

Try to talk to him, ask what the thing is

[KmartSquirrel]

Tickle him in to submission and see if he is hiding something from you.

[RandmHero]

grab the little guy push the button and walk into the cockpit

[Rob]

Steal the lamp.

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[Packytheamazing]

kill him and rip his eyes off

then attach all extra eyes to yourself so you have SUPER VISION!

[jordazed]

Ask him politely what the purpose of the lamp is.

[the.first.snow]

Beat the living shit out of it with your severed leg!

[TClarke12]

poke him in the eye and grab the glowing thing

[jjpmrogers]

Sing some limp bizkit lyrics.

[Ashimeru]

Put a foot in his mouth. That should shut him up.

[VZG]

Tell Fred you'll watch the glowy thing for him for a bit so he can go nap.

[Roses are Forever]

repeat fredrico. the light seemed to change when you said it. When he runs to push the button steal the light

[Johnnyonfire]

put a leg in his mouth

[giubee]

poke him in the eyes with your retract-o-claw

[jmodum90]

bad idea. appease him with count chocula then go in the cockpit while he's distracted.

[S8AN]

Quick, while it's mouth is open throw your oxygen tank into it's mouth and see it blow up. SCIENCE!

[Why]

Eat the alien, steal the lamp, and run like hell to the right. With any luck, the effects from eating him will turn you into a full blown glorb.

[davidofmk771]

Just walk into the cockpit.

[ninjas_burning_poptarts]

Tell him if he doesn't give you the lamp, you'll give him AIDS!!!!

[Jon_the_feared]

QUICK while his mouth is open, throw the lamp in his mouth.

[Stargirl12451]

nevermind the lamp go into the cockpit with the alien at hand and demand to fork over the ship so that you can get back home

[xguitarxsmashx]

just eat the alien with the vagina of doom. solves any problem.

[davidmanman]

Distract him with something, then grab it with your mechanical arm while he's distracted.

[Rob]

put a leg in his mouth

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[Ashimeru]

Put the lamp into the cockpit and wait for it to explode.

[xBrokenxRainbowsx]

Press the button! See what it does.

[jmodum90]

now that fred's gone, go in the cockpit. make sure you press the button first.

[ninjas_burning_poptarts]

now that you're all alone, how bout some fapping. after all, its been a long day.

[giubee]

take the lamp!!!

[Stargirl12451]

grab the lamp and run into the cockpit saying "i am all women"

[jordazed]

Mourn over the loss of the severed leg, then pick up the lamp IN SLOW MOTION.

[!@#$%^&*()]

take the lamp

[VZG]

Smash the glowy thing now! QUICKLY! Then do a jig.

[jjpmrogers]

add glowing ball to inventory

[S8AN]

Hide the lamp in your alien snatch.

[HyperFruitLoops]

Poke the radioactive looking light

[Roses are Forever]

crawl into the hole and look for your leg that you threw earlier.

[Rob]

take the lamp!!!

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It's attached to the ship.

[jordazed]

Press the red button WITH YOUR TONGUE.

[jmodum90]

GO IN THE DAMN COCKPIT!!!

[Roses are Forever]

sit on it.. It may open the door

[jjpmrogers]

push the button with your nose

[Stargirl12451]

Explore the crawlspace

[Jon_the_feared]

Kick the lamp in anger!

[Ashimeru]

Go inside the cockpit and wait for the light to glow again.

[S8AN]

Wait until it turns orange.

[HyperFruitLoops]

Push the button!!!

[VZG]

Smash it, then push the red button.

[RandmHero]

push the button and stand there see what happens

[Andrewnado]

crawl into the hole.

[Why]

Barge into the cockpit and inform anyone there that you are 5 glorbs. While everyone is confused, take control of the ship.

[ninjas_burning_poptarts]

Yell at the lamp. maybe it will become unstuck.

[jjpmrogers]

look into the cockpit window to see if its safe

[S8AN]

Break the puple goop pipe with your retracto arm.

[justinXjedi]

You have a robot arm... use it! Smash the little bastard

[Rob]

Yell at the lamp. maybe it will become unstuck.

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[Ashimeru]

Cover it with your alien-gina and see what happens!

[xguitarxsmashx]

Jack yourself a new ride. Go into the cock pit.

[Johnnyonfire]

hump the lamp

[Stargirl12451]

try singing to it.

[Roses are Forever]

go into the room and look for your other missing piece

[jmodum90]

let it glow. go in the cockpit and see what goes down in there.

[jjpmrogers]

keep yelling, it seems to be voice activated

[Why]

DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON. See what happens.

[S8AN]

Break the purple pipe, it might cause something climactic to happen resulting in an oppertunity for a cliffhanger!

[giubee]

Push the red button hurry!!

[jjpmrogers]

ignore it and go into the cockpit

[Andrewnado]

keep yelling to see if the lamp will explode.

[Rob]

DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON. See what happens.

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[ninjas_burning_poptarts]

Go into the cockpit, but only to realize that it fits a different definition of "cockpit".

[Roses are Forever]

press the button and see what happens

[jordazed]

Wonder why this plot reminds me so much of Lost.

[S8AN]

Break the purple pipe, it might cause something climactic to happen resulting in an oppertunity for a cliffhanger!

Do it.

[Stargirl12451]

run into the cockpit

[Jon_the_feared]

Go find the little purple guy so you can blame him.

[RandmHero]

PUSH THE BUTTON!!!

[Roses are Forever]

Go into the cockpit, but only to realize that it fits a different definition of "cockpit".

heyyyy! thats what i said earlier.. :D

[Ashimeru]

SCREAM! And cover the lamp with your alien private parts!

[jjpmrogers]

hide in the tunnel

[Johnnyonfire]

keep not hitting the button and run the other way

[ninjas_burning_poptarts]

run. Run. RUN!!!

[xBrokenxRainbowsx]

Hmm... Walk away. Its probably nothing.

[jmodum90]

press the button, then go into the cockpit where there's a statue of liberty. Yell "they blew it up" I'm just trying to move the plot along. there's only 5 minutes left, after all

[VZG]

Try and break it! If it doesn't break, then go into the cockpit and tell everyone about it.

[Rob]

run into the cockpit

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[Johnnyonfire]

use ur mechanical arm to give him the finger

[HyperFruitLoops]

Try speaking to him in his native tounge!

[jmodum90]

break the pipe, spraying glorp goo all over him. then take his gun while he's distracted

[Stargirl12451]

Stare at him for a few seconds then charge him head on

[Roses are Forever]

say something to him in the new language

[Ashimeru]

WHACK IT WITH THE EYEBALL! That way you get tazered and wake up in a completely new location!

[jjpmrogers]

put your super vagina on the ground and enjoy the vibrations

[The_lurker]

Dance Dance Revolution Combat

[Lag]

Laugh at the hilarious placement of alien/arrow insinuation.

[VZG]

Tell him about the red light.

[Jon_the_feared]

Break the purple goo pipe and spray it at the alien!!!

[Why]

This is probably the same glorb from before, claw his eyes out

[davidmanman]

Dinner.

[the.first.snow]

Give him a Zinedine Zidane. Right to the chest.

[Elfy010]

trick him by saying "LOOK THEY'RE GETTING AWAY WITH FREDRICO!!!"

[RandmHero]

dive at it for a super headbut

[justinXjedi]

WHACK IT WITH THE EYEBALL! That way you get tazered and wake up in a completely new location!

seconded!

[Andrewnado]

Act like a statue and hope he doesn't see you.

[ktwinner]

smack him with ur extendo arm...and maybe he will move

[Rob]

STORY CLOSED FOR 15 MIN, BRB

[Rob]

Tell him about the red light.

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[jordazed]

Have another Depressing Comic Week. Then try to communicate with it.

[xBrokenxRainbowsx]

Its the mother! Say hi, wave franticly.

[Ashimeru]

Throw the eyeball into the cannon and run forward!

[I am homosexual]

Using your robo arm, pinch those little arms that look a little like floppy breasts.

[MCoytsejam]

tell him a bad joke

[ktwinner]

run up yelling ARRRG!!!
see if he responds

[the.first.snow]

Plug his cannon with your fishbowl!

[Ashimeru]

Jump into the cannon!

[InTransit]

Call him a Fatty and poke him in the belly with your new legs.

[Rob]

Plug his cannon with your fishbowl!

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[Roses are Forever]

say ouch, and start crying. it mite feel bad adn help you

[Stargirl12451]

take all the glass shards out of your body

[Pvt_Tucker]

pull the glass out and throw them back yelling THIS IS SPARTA

[Andrewnado]

throw the Count Chocula in his cannon, at least that will be a delicious explosion.

[HyperFruitLoops]

Tell it you apoligiz in its native tounge and ask it to bear your children xD

[ianbortolotti]

Call the purple-shirted eye stabber!! He might come in handy around here!

[Ashimeru]

Slide behind him and cut the metal pole with your retracto-arm.

It will make the cannon fall and shoot it into the ceiling.

[HyperFruitLoops]

throw the Count Chocula in his cannon, at least that will be a delicious explosion.

I second that

[jjpmrogers]

sing some emo songs about cutting yourself

[Jon_the_feared]

try and hug him

[InTransit]

Rub your body over the alien, scratching and slicing it with the glass.

[Rob]

Slide behind him and cut the metal pole with your retracto-arm.

It will make the cannon fall and shoot it into the ceiling.

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AAGGH NOT AGAIN

[Jon_the_feared]

grab the purple goo pipe and pull yourself back in.

[Stargirl12451]

Hold on to the purple pipe for dear life and pull yourself in

[xBrokenxRainbowsx]

Get to that purple liquid. Drink it. Hope for superpowers.

[AloneOnTheStreet]

grab the pipe with your legs and hold on tight

[Andrewnado]

Quick, grab the cannon!

[Far]

Try to grab the purple pipe.

[Roses are Forever]

grab the purple tube

[Thunderpantz]

what stargirl said, but suck on the pipe too.

[InTransit]

Use the eye and the spare leg as paddles. Paddle towards the canon if you can.

[Chris310]

Hold onto the purple pipe and eat your cereal, it's getting stale.

[Ashimeru]

Grab the cannon on your way out and use it to shoot back to the space station!

[VZG]

Grab the cannon and shoot yourself deep into space before that place blows up!

[ktwinner]

grap onto the pipe and pull urself back

[c_r_a_i_g]

Finally, a pipe burst, that should silence a few people. If its not too late already, try and grab hold of something attached to the ship - your new legs seemed quite stretchy earlier, lets see how far they can reach.

[davidofmk771]

Grab the purple pipe and run back.

[Elfy010]

try to reach your claw all the way down to the floor so that you stick there.... That or it'll take the floor into outer space with you -_-

[Rob]

Try to grab the purple pipe.

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[wooter5000]

swing back into the ship

[Chris310]

Put your legs over the bar and crawl back into safety.

[Stargirl12451]

now pull yourself in and get to the previous room.

[jjpmrogers]

find that glowing thing and do a masterchief jump with it likein halo 2

[raymose34]

plug the pipe with your tentacles. maybe pressure will build up and shoot you back home

[c_r_a_i_g]

Crawl back in and press the red button in the other room to avoid more damage

[Far]

I say you jump to earth and start a panic about aliens invading.

[Roses are Forever]

use yoru long legs to stick to earth

[Ditto]

break the purple pipe and see what's inside. maybe it is a magic solution.

[Elfy010]

Maybe if beleive you'll go in the direction of Earth. Or maybe the purple liquid will fall on you and give you powers to fly to Earth where you could show off your purpleness and weird body parts to Kris

[Andrewnado]

Using your two free hands (and the countless legs) crawl back into the spaceship.

[SlackerMcPhlip]

Wrap your tenticles around the pipe and shimmy your way back into the cockpit

[AloneOnTheStreet]

go back inside and try to find an escape pod.

[davidofmk771]

Regret throwing the fish bowl, and try to climb back in.

[Thunderpantz]

suck on the end of the pipe to see if you get any powers from the mysterious purple fluid.

[ktwinner]

use ur tentecles to swing ur way back onto the ship

[jjpmrogers]

take a shit so it will orbit earth forever

[jjpmrogers]

wave to everyone on earth

[Jon_the_feared]

Scream for fredrico to help.

[Rob]

Wrap your tenticles around the pipe and shimmy your way back into the cockpit

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[Stargirl12451]

Try to push the button

[AloneOnTheStreet]

press the red button

[Jon_the_feared]

Punch the button in a badass way.

[InTransit]

Push the button with your leg

[Rob]

Punch the button in a badass way.

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[Stargirl12451]

see if you can find anything to turn off the annoying shaking

[InTransit]

Moonwalk around the room and see if there's anything interesting.

[wooter5000]

are those buttons on the purple thing? if so press them if not, look out the window.

[Andrewnado]

look closely at giant yellow box to see if it's a control panel of some sort.

[Pono_D_Clown]

Fap.

[kingnothing]

Walk to the left, following the tube housing.

[Jon_the_feared]

The only way out looks like that pipe. Break it open, then travel down it.

[xBrokenxRainbowsx]

yell and see if anything happens, if all hope fails, search the room for items

[Andrewnado]

Fap.

Haha oh the memories from old stories.

[AloneOnTheStreet]

it seems like your getting closer to earth. move off the platform and wait until you pass through the atmosphere.

[Smooth B]

look at see what your penis looks like

[SlackerMcPhlip]

Get off the elevator. Perhaps it will go back up and reveal an alternate exit.

[Brikson]

stare at the purple tube like it was a lava lamp

[the.first.snow]

Fuck it, just crash land on the planet.

[Cheesymaroon]

Break the glass.

[Rob]

it seems like your getting closer to earth. move off the platform and wait until you pass through the atmosphere.

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TUNE IN TOMORROW

[Rob]

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[Ashimeru]

Fix the picture in front of you, it's tilted.

[the.first.snow]

Do a somersault.

[xBrokenxRainbowsx]

Wander around the new building, scare people, and steal their items

[sjfan]

Uh oh, better see if anyone died?

[Super_Rad]

Look for some people to scare. Watch out for guns, you look pretty badass.

[Rob]

Fix the picture in front of you, it's tilted.

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[oneofmyturns]

go left

[Dark2.0]

Walk deeper into the building

[xBrokenxRainbowsx]

Go left.

[sjfan]

Go left and see if anyone's alive.

[SlackerMcPhlip]

Go find the person in charge. Appologize for not coming better dressed for your interview.

[Rob]

Go left.

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[AtomicSex]

ask him if you could have a cup in your special alien language

[xBrokenxRainbowsx]

Take his coffee and poor it on him laughe.

[Fedak]

Make some coffee!

[Masamune]

steal his coffee!

[angler]

Knock the coffee cup in his face to scald him.

[Why]

Get some coffee and ask the guy how his day was, then continue left.

[Ditto]

drink his coffee- you are going to need the caffiene

[Gtfo_newb]

Take his coffee mug and tell him it needs more sugar.

[Super_Rad]

Take a cup of joe and discuss some politics! If he runs, take his shoes.

[timmay]

Yell Johnson you're fired!

[Rob]

ask him if you could have a cup in your special alien language

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[Ashimeru]

Fix the cup, it's tilted.

[Gtfo_newb]

Make yourself some coffee and go left.

[xBrokenxRainbowsx]

Store the cup in your inventory.

[Fedak]

Get a cup of coffee and drink it! Sheesh, you've had a hard day.

[Why]

Add cup to inventory, and drink all the coffee out of that jug.

Then walk left.