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Metalhead636
08-01-2009, 5:14 PM
The spark just isn't there anymore.
Kaleb
08-01-2009, 5:16 PM
Your right lets get a divorce.
Kaleb
08-01-2009, 5:16 PM
THREAD OVER!
P0K3M0N_MA5T3R
08-01-2009, 5:18 PM
annulment please
Iceshade
08-01-2009, 5:29 PM
sure you don't wanna just stay in it til the kids are out of high school?
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 5:33 PM
I've been thinking about others when we have sex. YOU'VE LET YOURSELF GO. We're done. There, I said it.
Desssert
08-01-2009, 5:36 PM
:jab::jab::jab:we're ending this once and for all
Billy_Mays
08-01-2009, 5:37 PM
you get custody of the kids.
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 5:38 PM
I want my child support.
Iceshade
08-01-2009, 5:39 PM
She was supposed ta buy ya shorty Tyco with ya money
She went to tha docta got lipo with ya money
Metalhead636
08-01-2009, 5:49 PM
I want my child support.

the children are dead.
Metalhead636
08-01-2009, 5:49 PM
i killed them
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 5:51 PM
i killed them

Alimony then.
Iceshade
08-01-2009, 5:56 PM
we want pre-nup
we want pre-nup
yeah, it's sumthin that you need ta have
cuz when she's leaves yo ass she gone leave with half
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 5:58 PM
18 years, 18 years, and on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his!
Iceshade
08-01-2009, 6:00 PM
kanye has re-ignited the spark in our relationship


lets go to a club and get freaky
Desssert
08-01-2009, 6:02 PM
kanye is dead to me since his new album

this shit's still going down.
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 6:02 PM
the only good song by Kanye West is "Gay Fish".
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 6:03 PM
we're clearly not meant to be.
Iceshade
08-01-2009, 6:11 PM
see that's actually relevant because i'm not your husband
Iceshade
08-01-2009, 6:12 PM
I am in fact a gay fish
Metalhead636
08-01-2009, 6:12 PM
hurr hurr south park
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 6:16 PM
so that's why you wanted that damn fish tank.
BeneBreadstick
08-01-2009, 7:22 PM
ive been sleeping with you best friends
Metalhead636
08-01-2009, 7:45 PM
I don't have ant friends :emo:
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 7:58 PM
I've been sleeping with your coworkers. That's why they joke about you all the time.
Metalhead636
08-01-2009, 8:08 PM
I thought it was just office sarcasm!!
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 8:12 PM
I even told them a few jokes about you.
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 8:12 PM
Right before they made me bend over.
Metalhead636
08-01-2009, 8:14 PM
Lextreme talks about how much of a slut she is ITT
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 8:35 PM
Metalhead doesn't understand what sarcasm is ITT.
Desssert
08-01-2009, 8:36 PM
lul
Metalhead636
08-01-2009, 9:07 PM
Metalhead doesn't understand what sarcasm is ITT.

irony itt
Tweek
08-01-2009, 9:42 PM
theres no irony in that you lying faggot
Tweek
08-01-2009, 9:43 PM
bitch you think i'm just gonna let you walk on out of here? i'll smack you up whore get back in the fucking kitchen
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 9:46 PM
Bitch I will NOT make you a sandwich.
Iceshade
08-01-2009, 9:52 PM
I even told them a few jokes about you.

I told you it shrinks when it gets cold!
hollywood_maggot
08-01-2009, 9:55 PM
i moved countries for you bitch, you cant do this to me!
Sanlands
08-01-2009, 10:00 PM
babe, please, i can change
MistyTehMoose
08-01-2009, 10:03 PM
lucky we didn't sign this prenup im milking you for all you got and im taking the tv
Tyler_Legrand
08-01-2009, 10:17 PM
I hope we can still be friends