View Full Version : ITT we're bored in our relationship
No honey, I don't wanna visit your parents
Desssert
08-01-2009, 7:08 PM
i thought about fucking a clone of myself when i was fucking you tbh
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 7:11 PM
Are we going to go out or sit around and watch you play xbox all day?
Fruitality
08-01-2009, 7:12 PM
we cant go, theres no save point
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 7:14 PM
I want to go out though. We never go out anymore. The 70 year old couple across the street goes out more than us.
BeneBreadstick
08-01-2009, 7:20 PM
no i don't want chinese, i want olive garden. You know i don't like chinese.
Metalhead636
08-01-2009, 7:45 PM
do me.
Iceshade
08-01-2009, 10:26 PM
What do you want to do tomorrow? We already saw a movie this weekend.
BeneBreadstick
08-01-2009, 10:28 PM
ugh, you're so boring we don't even talk anymore, you don't even massage my feet anymore!
Tyler_Legrand
08-01-2009, 10:29 PM
THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE RUG!! IT'S NOT, ABOUT, THE RUG!!!
Iceshade
08-01-2009, 10:32 PM
Look we've gone to friggin' Red Lobster every friday for the past 7 weeks. Let's just grab Taco Bell real quick and get back here in time for "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" alright?
BeneBreadstick
08-01-2009, 10:38 PM
ITS ALWAYS ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PERSIAN RUG
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 10:39 PM
What is it about Tyler? What, is it, about?
BeneBreadstick
08-01-2009, 10:39 PM
IF YOURE SO SICK OF THIS RELATIONSHIP THEN WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAVE! THE DOORS RIGHT THERE AND DONT LET HIT YOU ON THE FUCKIN ASS
oh and by the way your sister gives better head than you!
I TOLD YOU, MAGIC IS MY LIFE, IF YOU CANT TAKE IT THEN YOU CAN JUST GO DISAPPEAR.
BeneBreadstick
08-01-2009, 10:42 PM
my sister is 12 yrs old
what does that say about your abilties?
Iceshade
08-01-2009, 10:43 PM
well then your sister has plenty of time to improve
BeneBreadstick
08-01-2009, 10:44 PM
well i taught her
Remote
08-01-2009, 10:45 PM
Listen Honey, I'm tired. Can't we just get something delivered?
Tyler_Legrand
08-01-2009, 10:45 PM
What is it about Tyler? What, is it, about?
IT'S ABOUT YOU FAGGOT
I CAN'T GET THE RUG CLEAN ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOU ALWAYS VACUUM IT RIGHT AFTER I DID
WE NEVER EAT DINNER AT MY PLACE, YOU ALWAYS WANT TO GO TO YOURS OR GO OUT INSTEAD
I CAN'T DRAW YOU WELL ENOUGH, YOU ALWAYS GET BEEP TO DO ONE INSTEAD.
I... I just don't feel appreciated, is what I'm trying to say.
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 10:48 PM
You never appreciate me either! You always slam the door behind you! When I want to talk you always shut yourself up in your room to play on the computer! AT LEAST BEEP CARES! You just, don't, understand what it's like. TO FEEL UNLOVED! :wail:
Remote
08-01-2009, 10:49 PM
Hey Tyler, do you want to have dinner?
BeneBreadstick
08-01-2009, 10:49 PM
wait, you're dating tyler too? BUT IM DATING TYLER
Remote
08-01-2009, 10:49 PM
Rebound! Fuck yeah.
Tyler_Legrand
08-01-2009, 10:50 PM
Okay
Remote
08-01-2009, 10:50 PM
Foursome, awesome.
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 10:51 PM
See Tyler? Two others? WE NEVER COMMUNICATE ANYMORE!
Remote
08-01-2009, 10:53 PM
Three guys, and one chick?
Remote
08-01-2009, 10:53 PM
I don't do sloppy seconds.
Remote
08-01-2009, 10:54 PM
Oh Tyler I can't lie anymore. I love Lextreme, and it kills me when I see her with you!
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 10:54 PM
Bene is a girl. :ugh:
Tyler_Legrand
08-01-2009, 10:54 PM
See Tyler? Two others? WE NEVER COMMUNICATE ANYMORE!
Okay let's talk now
I'll buy popsicles
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 10:54 PM
Remote! 50 FEET!
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 10:55 PM
Okay let's talk now
I'll buy popsicles
Popsicles?! How about we have dinner at your place?
Remote
08-01-2009, 10:56 PM
I'm still with you in heart.
Remote
08-01-2009, 10:56 PM
And outside you work.
Tyler_Legrand
08-01-2009, 10:56 PM
Popsicles?! How about we have dinner at your place?
... :shobon:
Desssert
08-01-2009, 10:57 PM
Popsicles? how about an apple fatty
Lextreme
08-01-2009, 10:57 PM
:shobon:
FUCK YOU ALL. I'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH ALL OF YOU AND MAKING YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WORTHLESS.
AND I HAVE HERPES. ENJOY.
Remote
08-02-2009, 12:41 PM
Don't say that! We can make it work!
Remote
08-02-2009, 8:24 PM
YOUR NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING?!
i did your mom and dog in a threeway
Lextreme
08-03-2009, 1:19 AM
well I did your dad and uncle AND aunt in a four way. :smug:
RaygunShaun
08-03-2009, 1:42 AM
everything sounds like a band name nowadays :indiff:
i'm going to kill myself
CockHead
08-03-2009, 5:22 AM
well I did your dad and uncle AND aunt in a four way. :smug:
how does that work
Remote
08-03-2009, 9:00 AM
You obviously don't know Lextreme.
Lextreme
08-03-2009, 9:58 AM
:smug:
CockHead
08-03-2009, 11:19 AM
I guess there is enough Lextreme to go around after all
edward123
08-17-2009, 11:52 AM
Ok i don't know what your sex life is like but if it has slowwed down you shoud be on top of him every hour he's with you. Try new things, go to new place and Make him pay attention to you not the stupid girl. If he goes on the computer to read the girls stuff walk around naked and see if he help from looking. I know i sound crazy but if this guy means alot to you it is worth it. I hope i've helped you out.
JM b i t c h
Dating Free Online (http://www.youdate.biz/)
Sieda
08-17-2009, 12:21 PM
Ok i don't know what your sex life is like but if it has slowwed down you shoud be on top of him every hour he's with you. Try new things, go to new place and Make him pay attention to you not the stupid girl. If he goes on the computer to read the girls stuff walk around naked and see if he help from looking. I know i sound crazy but if this guy means alot to you it is worth it. I hope i've helped you out.
JM b i t c h
Dating Free Online (http://www.youdate.biz/)
QFT. This guy knows his shit.
Metalhead636
08-17-2009, 1:08 PM
QFT. This guy knows his shit.
Sieda, you posted the link too. Adbot.
Lextreme
08-17-2009, 3:10 PM
Ok i don't know what your sex life is like but if it has slowwed down you shoud be on top of him every hour he's with you. Try new things, go to new place and Make him pay attention to you not the stupid girl. If he goes on the computer to read the girls stuff walk around naked and see if he help from looking. I know i sound crazy but if this guy means alot to you it is worth it. I hope i've helped you out.
JM b i t c h
Dating Free Online (http://www.youdate.biz/)
I don't need a vampire to tell me how to keep my women in line.
not tonight lextreme, i'm trying to read ok?
Lextreme
08-17-2009, 3:13 PM
ok bb, I have to work anyways.
BlackHood
08-17-2009, 3:15 PM
hehehe niki, you can't read silly
im assuming this thread is shit so i didnt read it :hmm:
Lextreme
08-17-2009, 3:16 PM
I don't really have a "job" either. :smug:
WELL I DONT OWN ANY BOOKS, BITCH >:|
BlackHood
08-17-2009, 3:18 PM
the only way to settle this is by the removal of all clothes
Lextreme
08-17-2009, 3:18 PM
itt I confess I'm a swinger.
Remote
08-17-2009, 3:20 PM
Niki, keep yours on.
remote why do you fucking mention me all the time its creepy as shit you weirdo
Remote
08-17-2009, 3:23 PM
It's the only way you'll even look at me anymore...
Lextreme
08-17-2009, 3:24 PM
after reading back into the thread I remembered something.
REMOTE! 50 FEET!
Remote
08-17-2009, 3:26 PM
Fuck.
Remote
08-17-2009, 3:26 PM
Date rape a girl once, and you're the bad guy!
Lextreme
08-17-2009, 3:28 PM
I still have nightmares. :wail:
Remote
08-17-2009, 3:31 PM
You mean romantic dreams right? RIGHT? :wail:
Lextreme
08-17-2009, 3:32 PM
No. I wake up screaming almost every night. Also, if you knock over the cans in my yard, at least pick them up.
Remote
08-17-2009, 3:46 PM
I was digging through your trash cans, and I found a used condom.
Remote
08-17-2009, 3:47 PM
Who the fuck was it?
Lextreme
08-17-2009, 3:48 PM
Obviously not you. :indiff:
Remote
08-17-2009, 3:52 PM
It doesn't matter! I have three others lined up!
MopHead
08-17-2009, 6:09 PM
just sit down and talk about it dude
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