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PineappleHead
08-03-2009, 12:05 AM
If you can convince her.

Here's the catch. I'm her, and I need convincing :heya:
Laurence
08-03-2009, 12:44 AM
no thanks
hollywood_maggot
08-03-2009, 12:47 AM
my dick is the size of an elephants
hollywood_maggot
08-03-2009, 12:47 AM
actually it IS an elephants
hollywood_maggot
08-03-2009, 12:47 AM
i stole it
Frobes
08-03-2009, 12:52 AM
I'll give you a million dollars
Frobes
08-03-2009, 12:52 AM
Or my pokemon card collection
Frobes
08-03-2009, 12:53 AM
I got a lot of cool holographics
hollywood_maggot
08-03-2009, 12:55 AM
my dick is holographic
hollywood_maggot
08-03-2009, 12:55 AM
but i don't think thats healthy
Tweek
08-03-2009, 12:56 AM
elephants have motorised penises
PineappleHead
08-03-2009, 1:18 AM
my dick is holographic

K. Who else?
SlothMan
08-03-2009, 1:49 AM
it has nearly been a whole year since my dick was in someones mouth
SlothMan
08-03-2009, 1:49 AM
brb suicide
PineappleHead
08-03-2009, 2:15 AM
If you were less desperate I would have sucked your dick if you just asked. You are Slothman. You deserve such treatment.
SlothMan
08-03-2009, 2:21 AM
sounds to me like you just did
CockHead
08-03-2009, 5:20 AM
are we allowed to use hypnovision on you
Cyan
08-03-2009, 5:28 AM
suck my dick, dickfuck
Tyler_Legrand
08-03-2009, 6:09 AM
I will listen to you talk about your problems.
Remote
08-03-2009, 8:44 AM
C'mon baby. Please?
Jewy
08-03-2009, 8:55 AM
I will listen to you talk about your problems.

:roffle:
SlothMan
08-03-2009, 10:06 AM
I GET IT IT'S BECAUSE HE'S DEAF RIGHT

RIGHT
SourChicken
08-03-2009, 10:44 AM
wait so he could get a blowjob but he wouldn't know who it was from because he couldn't see them lol
Cyan
08-03-2009, 11:03 AM
wait so he could get a blowjob but he wouldn't know who it was from because he couldn't see them lol

that's one of the many problems you have to live with when being deaf
BeneBreadstick
08-03-2009, 11:07 AM
wait so he could get a blowjob but he wouldn't know who it was from because he couldn't see them lol

hes deaf. he can't hear. He's not blind, you couldnt post on a internet forum if you were blind dumb ass
CockHead
08-03-2009, 11:08 AM
hes deaf. he can't hear. He's not blind, you couldnt post on a internet forum if you were blind dumb ass
that's probably an ignorant thing to say
SlothMan
08-03-2009, 11:38 AM
wait so he could get a blowjob but he wouldn't know who it was from because he couldn't see them lol

i think prostitutes come with brail now so it's okay
BeneBreadstick
08-03-2009, 11:49 AM
Braille*

im so clever i dont even know what i'm talking about
docmartens
08-03-2009, 12:16 PM
i will respect you
docmartens
08-03-2009, 12:16 PM
lol jk cocksucker
PineappleHead
08-03-2009, 2:01 PM
sounds to me like you just did

Well played, sir.
Tyler_Legrand
08-03-2009, 9:25 PM
hes deaf. he can't hear. He's not blind, you couldnt post on a internet forum if you were blind dumb ass

Pardon?
Tweek
08-03-2009, 9:33 PM
now look what you did bene
sorry tyler she didnt mean to make fun of the fact you cant see
SlothMan
08-03-2009, 9:47 PM
who dares to correct me
Tyler_Legrand
08-03-2009, 9:59 PM
Bene? Is the answer Bene?
RaygunShaun
08-03-2009, 10:01 PM
my dick is holographic

mine is made of flash powder, sawdust, sodium silicate, a paper cup, and an ignition fuse

it's essentially a cherry bomb