Horror Movie Sterotypes

[BKS]

List them herein.

Black person dies first
First people to have sex die first/next.
Slow moving killer is faster than you.

[Tweek]

final girl of course

[BKS]

More blood = better movie

[Alcoholic]

if you can sniffle without screaming, you survive

[Lag]

Doors provide the same use open when closed.

[SlothMan]

make as much noise as possible when running from killer, eg. wear stilettos on wooden floorboards

[BKS]

Trip over anything you can in the woods

[SlothMan]

must be attractive and thin

[BKS]

Ripped shirts

[SlothMan]

also incredibly naive

[SlothMan]

big tits

[Alcoholic]

One sibling always dies

[Frobes]

I watched a horror movie today, and the black guy lived through the whole movie. What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck

[SlothMan]

it clearly was not a horror movie

[Desssert]

just watch the parts in Scream 1-3 where Jamie Kennedy talks about horror movie rules

[Alcoholic]

no,Stomp the Yard most assuredly was a horror movie.

EDIT: to sloth

[Desssert]

You can never have sex.
You can never drink or do drugs. (The "sin factor, an extension of number one".)
Never, ever, EVER, under any circumstances say "I'll be right back", 'cause you won't be back.
Don't answer the phone
Don't open the door
Don't try to hide
But most of all don't screamsequel
The body count is always bigger.
The death scenes are always much more elaborate, with more blood and gore.trilogy

You've got a killer who’s gonna be superhuman. Stabbing him won’t work, shooting him won’t work. Basically in the third one, you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up.
Anyone, including the main character, can die.
The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest! Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you.

[Desssert]

:nerd:

[BKS]

Many of these will work. Im making a cheesy slasher movie with my friends. I plan to use more fake blood than Evil Dead.

[Alcoholic]

apparent victims may come back at the most opportune time to buy the survivor(s) time to get away or devise the life-saving scheme

[BKS]

Expendables are always expendable.

[BKS]

Amendment: Everyone is expendable.

[SonicFan8780]

The more painful and gruesome the death is, the more gothy emo kids you'll get to like your series

[BKS]

Its a series now?

[Urser]

main character looks for friends > main character walks very slowly through a creepy scene > tension builds > friends jump out and scare main character > everyone laughs > friends get killed by killer

[Frobes]

yeah so i watched house on haunted hill and the black guy didnt die. And he got millions of dollars at the end too. And the guy who was captain barbosa was in it. the fuuuuck

[BKS]

yeah so i watched house on haunted hill and the black guy didnt die. And he got millions of dollars at the end too. And the guy who was captain barbosa was in it. the fuuuuck

pirate movie, not horror

[SlothMan]

black guy lives =/= horror movie

[SlothMan]

infact, black guy lives =/= movie worth watching

[BKS]

im going to make someone bite a lube?blood filled condom

[LagFish]

Everyone lives at the end for a sense of accomplishment
Everyone dies at the end for a sense that the killer could come and get YOU
Some people die at the end for a sense of compassion for that character cuz they have to live with losses and emotional scars.

Also dolls and children are evil always

[PineappleHead]

Weapons, such as chainsaws and guns, are always exceptionally and annoyingly loud in the movie theater.

[PyroOwned]

Dumb frail hot chick commits suicide before the killer gets to them :indiff:

[PineappleHead]

The villain, although large and quite doofus looking, is very nimble and quick compared to his victims.

[hollywood_maggot]

these rules are useful for knowing how to survive a horror movie situation

basically you have to not be heroic, but not be a pussy. also gotta be a white, virginal chick usually.

[astronaughty]

Black person dies first



sounds more like a comedy

[Diki]

omg lol!!!!!!

[LagFish]

murder weapon always has to be rusty and not something efficient like a gun

[BlackHood]

hehe racism in spame?

[Welsh_Chickky]

When you think you've killed the bad guy / murderous fiend, make sure he's dead before celebrating because you can almost guarantee that he'll be alive and ready to chop your head off / disembowel you before the night is out.

Also listen to the "crazy" guy: So if you and a group of friends are going camping or something and some crazy looking guy says "Don't go there" or "You don't want to stay there," it's usually a good idea to listen to him. 99.9% of the time that "crazy" guy isn't so crazy and knows exactly what he's talking about.

[Remote]

Always run into the woods, and not into public.

[ArtVandelay]

take showers when no one is home

[Abe Vigoda]

go ahead and skinny dip alone, your boyfriend will be there any minute