I'm your venus

[Ox]

I'm your fire

[Ox]

Your desire

[BmphP]

im your vagina

[BreakTheWalls]

Im your vulva

[Diki]

OH MY GOD HI OX

[Ox]

Urser?

[Diki]

no :mad:

[DieHard]

Who is this Ox person, I never see him post so he must not be important

[Diki]

baby why you gotta go and hurt me like that, i know youre too tall to see me but it doesnt mean i dont have feelings :(

[Slutty McBangerton]

My venus is pink. I also have a purple one.

[Ox]

What the fuck is a Diki!? I feel like I've just woken up from a coma and everything's changed. Like Brendan Fraser in that film where he wakes up from a coma and everything's changed.

[BmphP]

OXtail poop

[Abe Vigoda]

What the fuck is a Diki!? I feel like I've just woken up from a coma and everything's changed. Like Brendan Fraser in that film where he wakes up from a coma and everything's changed.
monkeybone? he woke up from the coma in chris kattan's dead body

[Cyan]

everything has changed dude

[Ox]

cocks fail poop

[Diki]

What the fuck is a Diki!? I feel like I've just woken up from a coma and everything's changed. Like Brendan Fraser in that film where he wakes up from a coma and everything's changed.

:wail: i thought the whole "i am short" thing would do it but youve obviously forgotten me

[Ox]

EVERYONE'S SHORT COMPARED TO ME YOU DAMNED BLOODY FOOL

[RlSBOLLA]

whose ox

[Ox]

Im everything you wish you could be and more.

[CuntMuppet]

this is like the 3rd time this year ox has come back, i cant face having my heart broken again

[Ox]

I wish I knew how to quit you

[Ox]

Oh wait, I do. Go to sleep. PEACE OUT

[Diki]

OMG ITS NIKI </3

[WoeGuy]

i wish to be friends with ox

[DieHard]

OMG ITS NIKI </3

who is this niki character

[Zombi]

who is this niki character

IGNORANCE IS NOT WITTY, RATHER THE OPPOSITE; PRETENCIOUS AND BORING, ALSO NOBODY LIKES YOU.

[DieHard]

IGNORANCE IS NOT WITTY, RATHER THE OPPOSITE; PRETENCIOUS AND BORING, ALSO NOBODY LIKES YOU.

CAPLOCKS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN SHOUT OVER THE INTERNET BUT IN TURN JUST MAKES THEMSELF LOOK LIKE DOUCHEBAGS WHO THINK THEY CAN OUTWIT AN INANIMATE OBJECT. NICE TRY FAGGOT.

[DieHard]

OH SHIT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST GOT BURNED OH FUCKING SHIT THAT SOME INTENSE SHIT BRO YOU JUST GOD SERVED

[DieHard]

LOOK AT ME I'M ACTING SOPHISTICATED ON AN INTERNET FORUM BASED AROUND AN INTERNET COMIC BASED AROUND BUTT JOKES AND AIDS, I'M SUCH A GENIUS THE COMPLEXITY THAT GOES INTO MY COMMENTS ASTOUNDS ME

[DieHard]

OH SHIT DID YOU JUST GET SERVED TWICE IN THE SAME THREAD HOLY FUCK YOU CAN'T EVEN RECOVER FROM SHIT LIKE THIS GOD DAMN

[CockHead]

stfu diehard

[DieHard]

stfu diehard

don't you have some twilight forum to raid you faggot

[CockHead]

like anyone even looked at the forum

[CockHead]

I doubt anyone actually clicked the link

[WoeGuy]

clicked it, stopped caring

[HappyPalooza]

CAPLOCKS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN SHOUT OVER THE INTERNET BUT IN TURN JUST MAKES THEMSELF LOOK LIKE DOUCHEBAGS WHO THINK THEY CAN OUTWIT AN INANIMATE OBJECT. NICE TRY FAGGOT.

you're an inanimate object ?

[DieHard]

you're an inanimate object ?

yes I meant that he was trying to fool the internet by pretending that he could yell on the internet

[SourChicken]

i always think that people look like their avatars so now i think that diehard's black

[DieHard]

i always think that people look like their avatars so now i think that diehard's black

so you think you're a chicken with a lemon for a head?

[SourChicken]

well when people have people as their avatars

[SourChicken]

i got tempest and matt confused for awhile because they both had matt as their avatar (i think)

[SourChicken]

maybe it was spastic
fuck

[WoeGuy]

i know i picture Allen as his avatar

and Ziggy when he had the champion guy one

[SourChicken]

and derelict's avvy always fucks me up

[SourChicken]

oh shit
woeGUY
scared me

[SlothMan]

hey guyz ox is my alt

[Idioteque]

i always think that people look like their avatars so now i think that diehard's black

oh god what am i, some sort of spastic with one arm in your eyes

[Idioteque]

oh wait thats pretty accurate

[SourChicken]

nah you look like ving rhames

[SourChicken]

with one arm

[Idioteque]

wat
/

http://www.canpages.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ving-rhames.jpg

[SourChicken]

lol

[metaltoast]

hey it's that guy noone cares about

[Raxo]

yeah ving rhames sucks

[Urser]

Urser?

EVERYONE SEE THIS HE REMEMBERS ME OMGGGG

[Ox]

Of course I do, Urser, because you are beautiful, no matter what they say, no words can't bring you down, oh nooooooo, no words can't bring you dow-ow-owwwnnn

[DieHard]

EVERYONE SEE THIS HE REMEMBERS ME OMGGGG

yeah but he thought niki was you

[DieHard]

he thought niki was you

[SlothMan]

shit just got real

[Urser]

Niki is an upstanding young woman and I would be delighted if I got confused for her any day of the week.

[PyroOwned]

Inconcievable was right, all the older users are coming back, hay Ox :hmm:

[SlothMan]

nice sig, pyro

how long have you had that

[Metalhead636]

i am a raging spastic shit whore

[PyroOwned]

nice sig, pyro

how long have you had that

2 days, and i have it because i laughed for about 15 minutes straight when i read it

[PyroOwned]

I had to cut it down because of gay forum sig rules :argh:

[SlothMan]

such rules should not apply to sloth quotes

this a travesty

[Metalhead636]

stfu metalhead.

[Spastic]

I talked to ox before

[Ox]

I am going to need proof of these WILD accusations, Spastic.

[LagFish]

MORE LIEK OXFAILPOOP

[Quadros]

What the fuck is all this shit and why does it smell so scottish?

Oh.

Hey Ox

[Ox]

MORE LIEK OXFAILPOOP

We have already established that it is Cocks Fail Poop. Get it right or you're never allowed to play again.

Hai Quaddy! Still short and aggressive?

[Urser]

Ox looks like a skull and bones from the side.

Badass.

[Ox]

13) I am actually a skull and bones.

[LagFish]

13) I am actually a skull and bones.

No you aren't... you're an androgynous dish from China

[Quadros]

I'm like Napoleon except my army is made up of 14 year olds on the internet

[Ox]

You're not 14. By that, I mean that you have no army and everyone hates you except yourself so your "army" comprises only of you.

[LagFish]

I'm like Napoleon except my army is made up of 14 year olds on the internet

Napoleon Bonerpart :heya:

[Ox]

I don't hate you. But I am you.

[Ox]

You are me

[Ox]

Us are us

[Ox]

We are we

[DieHard]

I'm like Napoleon except my army is made up of 14 year olds on the internet

So you win a lot of small battles until you lose a major one and never show your face again?

[Quadros]

we are the ends of the scale, mutually cancelling out the disproportionate effect either of us could have on the medain for british height.

[Quadros]

So you win a lot of small battles until you lose a major one and never show your face again?

Point taken.

I'm like Napoleon only BETTER

[SourChicken]

Napoleon Bonerpart :heya:

bonerfart

[Ox]

No pole, egon. Bone her tart.

[SourChicken]

mine had fart in it so i think i win

[SlothMan]

i have been fondling my genitals for about the last 15 posts

[SourChicken]

i think i've been fondling your genitals too

[SlothMan]

yeah they get around

[Diki]

I talked to ox before

me too but he doesnt remember me now :mad::mad::amda:Damdadadadmmamdmad

[PyroOwned]

no one wants to remember you diki

[Diki]

hey remember how everyone hates you

[PyroOwned]

yes, yes i do.

[Vin]

postin itt

[PyroOwned]

hay vin

[SourChicken]

whatup bro

[Diki]

hey its that guy who posted and then didnt post hi vin

[Inconceivable]

Postin it-


OX!

[Spastic]

hey remember how everyone hates you

I remember

[Diki]

omg me too!!!

[Remote]

Postin it-


OX!
Ox posting? That's simply inconceivable.

[Derelict]

that wasn't even remotely clever

[SlothMan]

lmao

[SourChicken]

i just realized i've been on explosm almost all day

[Derelict]

and you're surprised?

[SourChicken]

nah i kinda planned on procrastinating anyways so whatevz

btw when was the last time you hijacked a thread bro
the last one was the hemp thread i think

[Derelict]

i'm getting forgetful in my old age

[SourChicken]

well you just did one so cool