Epic.

[Tyler_Legrand]

I wrote this text-based game for the elite forum two years ago. Now you can play it too!

(Note: Unfinished and unwinnable.)

http://www.legrandanimations.com/EQRv0.6.zip

[Tweek]

skreb started trying to rape the girl and i couldnt figure out how to get her to let go so i gave up

[BlackHood]

wow the lag between EF and Spame is down to two years. one step closer to immortality

[Tyler_Legrand]

You're a bumhead BlackHood

[Tyler_Legrand]

You're hopeless Tweek

[BlackHood]

love you too sweetie

[Tweek]

well i tried all the commands for girl, skreb and bar and i couldnt remember if there was anything else around so yeah

[Ureshii]

drink

[Tyler_Legrand]

well i tried all the commands for girl, skreb and bar and i couldnt remember if there was anything else around so yeah

Type OBJECTS.

[Tempest]

i am stuck on the part where you have to get dacada that shitty item and you the pencil and the monkey wants something and kwanza is black and i have to move rob

[Tyler_Legrand]

Eh I guess you can't do any of those things (except one but it's not worth it. Actually no, it's pretty funny I guess. The solution involves food.)

[Tempest]

well i got some beans but i assume beyond that i am at the end??

[Tyler_Legrand]

Nah you do stuff with the beans keep going

[SlothMan]

is this an erotic game

[Urser]

I got up to the part where skreb has his hands in his pants and i tried so hard to MOUTH COCK

[Tyler_Legrand]

no

[Tweek]

MOUTH NIPPLES

[Tweek]

mmm you like that skreb baby?

[Tweek]

HAND COCK MOUTH BALLS

[Tweek]

MOUTH COCK HAND ASSHOLE

[Tweek]

HAND ASSHOLE

[Tweek]

MOUTH MOUTH HAND ASSHOLE

[Tweek]

HAND ASSHOLE HAND COCK MOUTH MOUTH

[Tweek]

oh serion you know how to get me off you dirty boy

[Tweek]

:wink:

[opn4bzns]

does this mean we'll find out why you were permabanned in 2 years?

[Tyler_Legrand]

Yeah.

[Tyler_Legrand]

Well, I figure I'll know myself in two years

[WoeGuy]

goddamn the girl wont let go but i figured out how to pick up my glass

[WoeGuy]

never mind

[Cyan]

i got to the part where you have to kill and fuck rob apparently

[astronaughty]

whatsup in here?

[LagFish]

Before I play for real am I in it?

I opened it and typed "Fuck Niki" and it wouldn't let me so I gave up

[CuntMuppet]

im talking to the tree and it seems like this game is gonna be alot more effort than its worth

[WoeGuy]

use the stick on the relic and then use the stick on the ghost and then use the relic on the tree

[BmphP]

im not downloading that porno virus

[Inconceivable]

Cool, i'll just sit here on my mac.

[Inconceivable]

fuck

[Tyler_Legrand]

http://media.rd.com/rd/images/rdc/mag0509/laugh-your-way-to-good-health-01-af.jpg

[Diki]

Before I play for real am I in it?

I opened it and typed "Fuck Niki" and it wouldn't let me so I gave up

baby you dont have to type that in a game for it to come true

[DieHard]

this tree is pissing me off

[WoeGuy]

HAND TREE

HAND STICK

HAND PATH

STICK RELIC

STICK CARL

RELIC TREE

[DieHard]

FUCKING FUCK I DIDN'T WRITE DOWN THE PASSWORD YOU ASSHOLE

[WoeGuy]

bickinthekaby skips you to after you open the tree

[WoeGuy]

what do i do with the seespeakhear monkey

[Gilligan]

Damn windows users and your .exe files.

[Diki]

well maybe if you werent a faggot

[WoeGuy]

what do i do with the seespeakhear monkey

[WoeGuy]

cause if i can get the monkey to get me the chef's hat i can get to the roof to get Tyler's pen and then i can give the hat to Relaps and make him sane, and then have him make food for Kwanza so that kwanza will help out Dave and then we can save matt

[Inconceivable]

I beat it

[Tyler_Legrand]

You get a prize Incon

[Tyler_Legrand]

cause if i can get the monkey to get me the chef's hat i can get to the roof to get Tyler's pen and then i can give the hat to Relaps and make him sane, and then have him make food for Kwanza so that kwanza will help out Dave and then we can save matt

If you haven't been up there, how did you know that stuff is there??

[SourChicken]

is it fun?
i like fun things

[SlothMan]

i've got some fun things in my pants that you should check out

[SlothMan]

THEYRE TAMAGOTCHIS

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42186000/jpg/_42186384_tamagotchi.jpg

[SourChicken]

YAAAAAAAAY

[SourChicken]

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/STK/STK110/south-asian-indian_~DPL1747.jpg
this is what happens when you google jumping asians

[Dartful_Dawger]

THEYRE TAMAGOTCHIS

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42186000/jpg/_42186384_tamagotchi.jpg

ahahahaha

[SourChicken]

mine always died or pooped or wahtever

[Tyler_Legrand]

So has anybody got Rob off his ass yet?

[cptlol]

lol i was spamming enter trough robs shit en suddenly the game ended : (

[Tyler_Legrand]

dummy