White Chicks 2, Oh Lawd!

[r0xx]

It is with great displeasure to announce that a White Chicks sequel is in the works.

Read the bad news here (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i51e89b98d0808199599643c7b15da199)

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/photos/stylus/102304-white_chicks_341x182.jpg

[PYLrulz]

And yet if they made even one "Black Chicks", Jesse, Al, and the rest of those stooges would be staging protests.

I had seen the previews for the first one when that came out a while back, and I could tell that it was crap.

[Metalhead636]

Oh shit.

[BmphP]

White Chicks was one of the best films of our generation. An instant classic.

[PYLrulz]

White Chicks was one of the best films of our generation. An instant classic.

I know some people have good things to say about the movie, but I didn't care much for it at all, but I guess each one of us have different tastes.

[Pitabread]

The first movie was okay the first time, but I dont think I'll ever watch it again. I heard about this on the radio today, definitely wasn't excited.

[BmphP]

I know some people have good things to say about the movie, but I didn't care much for it at all, but I guess each one of us have different tastes.

I was being sarcastic the movie sucked dick.

[Tweek]

I hate these fucking Wayans brothers. The only one able to seek redemption is Marlon because he was in Requiem For A Dream. Other than that, these idiots can fuck off and stop making shit movies.

[Sanlands]

Scary Movie was funny.

[PYLrulz]

I was being sarcastic the movie sucked dick.

I kinda figured, but I am still saying, I have heard people say good thing about it, and a lot say bad.

Anybody want to put an over/under, if this comes out to theaters, on how much money it makes

[Allen]

Oh shit guys! We've demanded, and they've listened! It's the sequel we've all been waiting for!

Oh, wait. No one asked for this.

[Welsh_Chickky]

The only part of the first one I vaguely liked was Terry Crews off his tits on roofies.

[Laurence]

I cannot even remember the first one, I think I spent weeks trying to rid every trace of it from my mind. News that there is a sequel is like having flashbacks of being sexually abused as a child.

[lolguy]

It's going to be shit like the first one.

[deadchild90]

It's official, there is no god.

[azunder]

Holy shit yes, I watched the first one like 12 times!

[InnerDemon]

The first movie was okay the first time, but I dont think I'll ever watch it again. I heard about this on the radio today, definitely wasn't excited.

I did that, not because I wanted but because there was nothing better on TV. While the first time was mediocre (in that it had its funny moments) the second time was a total time waste. I think the sequel will be even worse.

[BKS]

I laughed at it a few times, then was literally upset by how they looked. Like, stomach wise. It made me feel sick.

[Tyler_Legrand]

If it doesn't have white guys posing as black chicks in it I'm not going to see it.

I mean come on that'd be hilarious.

[Pitabread]

I did that, not because I wanted but because there was nothing better on TV. While the first time was mediocre (in that it had its funny moments) the second time was a total time waste. I think the sequel will be even worse.

Exactly. And I was also like 13 when I first saw it, so maybe thats why I thought it was even mildly funny.

[PYLrulz]

If it doesn't have white guys posing as black chicks in it I'm not going to see it.

I mean come on that'd be hilarious.

I think Al Sharpton wants a word with you...

[Frobes]

I thought the first one was hilarious. Then I grew the fuck up.

[RaygunShaun]

So, wait, after recieving unanimous shitty reviews and "worst movie ever" titles, what douchebag decided "We should really make a sequel!"?

[Skip]

So, wait, after recieving unanimous shitty reviews and "worst movie ever" titles, what douchebag decided "We should really make a sequel!"?

People who are probably now rich, due to all the retards who pay to see this shit. Life's a bitch.

[RaygunShaun]

The film received mostly poor critical reviews, with film critic Richard Roeper putting the film at #1 on his list of the worst films of 2004 amongst claims of unconvincing prosthetics, and was nominated for five Golden Raspberry Awards, including "Worst Picture". However, the film was successful with audiences. It grossed $70,831,760 at the U.S. box office, $113,048,997 worldwide and, in recent years, has become popular on broadcast cable networks.


Well, shit.

[Casalen]

AHAHAHAHAHHA

I hope there are black people who are pretending to be white people but because black people and white people are completely different there's funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hats of!]

Hey guys, even if you don't like the movie, it'll will still please the vast amount of transgender-people-in-plastic-suits-fetishists out there. And that's probably the intention.

[HappyPalooza]

But a sequel would make no sense! Where can the characters go from here? How can they grow and change throughout the story in this one when the first wrapped things up so nicely with them learning their mistakes??

But for reals if Terry Crews is in this I'll catch it on FX on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Terry Crews was put on Earth by God to make shitty movies watchable.

[BKS]

White men as black girls is racist! Just watch Soul Man.

[doowy]

no way that they are making another one!!

[I_Smell]

White Chicks is truly the Citizen Kane of our generation.

[Alcoholic]

If ever there was a movie that warranted a sequel. I hope it has a subtitle like "White Chicks 2: Whiter Chicks".

[HappyPalooza]

White Chicks 2: White Harder

[timbot]

White Chicks 2: Revenge of the Chicks

[smokey565481]

I remember white chicks. It was alright, but why would you even bother with a sequel? Seems pretty pointless to me.

[Laurence]

Off-White Chicks: Past Their Expiry Date

[ShockWave]

White Chicks 2: Slightly More Convincing Make-up, but Still Clearly Two Men in Drag

[Dutchinlive]

Black Comedian: 'Ya see, white guys walk like this!' *walks uptight* 'and ya see now, now black guys walk like this' *walks loosely*

Wayan brother #1: 'Wow guys listen, I've just thought up the concept for the greatest. movie. ever.'

I hope they have a suicide pact for if this one flops, even Terry Crews and his whistle couldn't stop this train wreck TWICE, right?

[gizzalove]

Straight to DVD movie. I hope.

[AnOddRant]

Straight to DVD movie. I hope.

Are you kidding? There will be millions of MTV-Loving idiots who will eat this shit up.

[Frause]

I hate these fucking Wayans brothers. The only one able to seek redemption is Marlon because he was in Requiem For A Dream. Other than that, these idiots can fuck off and stop making shit movies.

I will never understand how they became famous movie producers. Shame they weren't aborted.

[Laurence]

If The Pink Panther 2 went straight to DVD, so will this.

[r0xx]

Pink Panther 2 didn't go straight to DVD, it was in theaters, in Canada anyway.

[ShockWave]

Pink Panther 2 didn't go straight to DVD, it was in theaters, in Canada anyway.
Yeah, there was a huge promotional standee with flashing lights and big, pink footprints on the floors at our theater. It was nuts.

[Allen]

If The Pink Panther 2 went straight to DVD, so will this.

Yeah, that didn't go straight to DVD at all.

[troydtroy]

NO!!!! Not the Wayans brothers!! They should have died with their show ages ago!

[Laurence]

Yeah, that didn't go straight to DVD at all.

Huh. It did in Australia, I guess we were lucky enough to dodge that unfunny bullet.

[Kazuya]

This is a sign that the world will be ending soon. >.<

[VerminScum]

I will never understand how they became famous movie producers. Shame they weren't aborted.

[HappyPalooza]

Huh. It did in Australia, I guess we were lucky enough to dodge that unfunny bullet.

Knowing Australia, I'm sure Pink Panther 2 was too edgy for theaters.