I think my roommate might secretly be Jewish?

[Gilligan]

All the food she buys is Kosher. How do I determine if she without letting her know that I'm on to her?

[BmphP]

tell her god doesnt exist and her stupid rituals are fucking retarded

[Desssert]

stick your dick in it

[Idioteque]

put some cheese in the next sandwich she's eating

hilarity will ensue if she is jewish.

[Idioteque]

only if theres meat on their too

[Idioteque]

cuz us jews can eat meat and cheese just not together

[Idioteque]

oh shit i just outed myself

[Raxo]

ask her for some money

[Raxo]

aske her if she like Barbara Streisand

[Gilligan]

I was thinking of stabbing her in the heart with a stake while she slept.

[Gilligan]

aske her if she like Barbara Streisand
This one is good.

[Crabstick]

try to rape her, and if she objects it must be because you're not circumsiced and therefore shes a jew

[Tyler_Legrand]

Tell her that you're thinking of converting to Judaism and see if she offers to marry you.

[aracnitetoast]

tell her she's a witch

[Gilligan]

try to rape her, and if she objects it must be because you're not circumsiced and therefore shes a jew
I am circumcised.

[Gilligan]

You all have completely ridiculous and unrealistic suggestions.

[Raxo]

ask her what her best Christmas present was

[Crabstick]

I am circumcised.

WTF YOU'RE ONE OF THEM

[PineappleHead]

Throw her in a lake. If she floats, she's jewish. If she sinks, fuck her.

[bizzle]

Offer her some frozen yoghurt

[bizzle]

Drop a penny and see if she reacts

[bizzle]

Tell a holocaust joke

[bizzle]

Ask her how many television networks she owns

[bizzle]

come out of the shower with a towel wrapped around your head and see if she bombs you and moves into your room

[bizzle]

shine a light from behind her and ask her to stand in profile to the wall. note the shape in the silhouette of her nose

[bizzle]

tally up her yearly bagel intake

[SlothMan]

stick her in the oven if she burns she is jew

[Tweek]

lmao

[Stealth Prawn]

turn off all the lights and heat on a sunday or whatever their sabbath is in the middle of the winter and see if she turns them all on

[BeneBreadstick]

tell if she would only would accept jesus as her lord and savior her soul may be saved and her people can stop suffering

[Mustache]

kick her in the shin and then tell us what she says in exclamation

[Clark]

there are actually some very good suggestions in here

[Clark]

best help thread yet

[BeneBreadstick]

yeah i always have problems with asking people if they are jew or not, so these suggestions are really great

[Jewy]

you should ask her if she hates jews and supports taking down the government

[BeneBreadstick]

touch her boobies, say you need to know if she's jew or not

[Jewy]

follow her into the bathroom. if her poop is yellow, she is a jew

[BeneBreadstick]

eat it the poo, if it tastes like shit, she's jew

[Jewy]

fist bene in the ass. if she likes it, shes a jew.

[Gilligan]

You might be a Jew if... bene likes getting fisted in the ass... ?

[hollywood_maggot]

release gas into the bathroom while shes showering