Fuck those dell laptop commercials.

[Spastic]

Fuck them.

[Desssert]

those ones where they make the laptops look like candy? that shit taste horrible

[Diki]

omg r u watchin adult swim 2??? + i like them theyre cute

[Spastic]

I totes am!!!

[Diki]

OMG HOME MOVIES????!?!!?!!????!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spastic]

Home movies is amazing

[Spastic]

YES OMG TWINS

[Desssert]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THE THING ON VH1 ABOUT WOODSTOCK

[Crabstick]

i miss american tv

[Spastic]

But seriously fuck those dell commercials

[Diki]

YES OMG TWINS

TWINSIESS!!!!!!!

[SlothMan]

my stepdad is the regional manager of dell sales or some shit

[Diki]

i still think theyre cute and they make me want to bite a laptop

[Desssert]

my stepdad is the regional manager of dell sales or some shit
hook me up

[El Zilcho]

Lollipop lollipop ooh laahhhlli lahlli lahlli lollipop

[Spastic]

TWINSIESS!!!!!!!

let's synchronize YouTube videos together <3

[Diki]

let's synchronize YouTube videos together <3

yes omggg <333 then we can send text hearts to each other and CYBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spastic]

You've made me the happiest woman in the world

[SlothMan]

geeze guys, why don't you get a fuckin thread together

[Diki]

baby ive got such an erection for you

[Diki]

that can be to either of you

[SlothMan]

sluts

[SlothMan]

oh :shobon:

[abbey]

it would be cool if laptops really came in the plastic like candies

[Diki]

it would be cool if you shut the fuck up and got naked

[El Zilcho]

Spastic baby! I thought we had something!

[Diki]

sorry abbey baby you know i dont mean it

[Diki]

Spastic baby! I thought we had something!

HES MINE NOW BITCH AND I WILL FIGHT YOU OK IM TAKING THIS SHIT TO MAURY FUCKER

[Spastic]

She doesn't mean anything to me zilcho I swear

[El Zilcho]

:mnyd:

[Diki]

She doesn't mean anything to me zilcho I swear

thats not what you say when my dick is in you bitch

[Spastic]

SD4L

[bizzle]

:blanky:

[bizzle]

they should include specs and pricings and competitions specs and pricings and show that their specs are better and their prices are lower than the competitions specs and then maybe i would buy their stupid laptop

[bizzle]

thats what i want to see out of a commericial

[bizzle]

fuck american consumerism and mass media

[bizzle]

fuck america

[El Zilcho]

omgz bizzle ur so edgy :hmm:

[bizzle]

you know i just try so hard

[Diki]

but that would be boring and lose my attention

[opn4bzns]

fuck american consumerism and mass media

if you meant this you wouldn't own a computer.

[Diki]

cause im a dum american rite lmao

[Spastic]

I like how they squirt shit out to mold them, very fitting

[bizzle]

the internet is the only major source of free media

[Diki]

yes bizzle we all appreciate your pseudo intellectualism but this is spame after all and nobody cares

[Tweek]

man you guys get such good tv
if i want good late night tv i have to hope rage is on that night or that the foriegn language film is good with plenty of titties

[Diki]

right now its king of the hill theyre showing the inside of hanks butt o-m-g

[opn4bzns]

having a lot of free media doesn't mean much when you're paying a media company to access it. plus the devices you need to access it are made by big ol' polluting, labour abusin' companies.

[Spastic]

He's so angry about it

[Diki]

but opn, who cares about the actual facts, EVERYONE needs to know what an individual bizzle is and how she's the only one who sees the light in a world of sheep

[Diki]

having a cute commercial that keeps peoples attention so they buy your product is sooo misleading, obviously a commercial should show hard facts because that's what people watch tv for

[bizzle]

too be honest i kinda meant to post those first three posts to be humourous you know whatever

[Diki]

yeah that would make sense if you didnt do that allllllll the time like when you used to talk about boring shit like that in vent and everyone switched channels

[The Fetus]

:<

[Diki]

omg in the next episode khans getting fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bizzle]

attempting to engage interesting conversation rather than read each other msn conversations between spamers or gossip about what someone just posted when we could just refresh and read it ourselves... yeah man good times

[bizzle]

holy fuck vent was lame

[Diki]

its worse now tbh. but seriously if you would talk about stuff ANYONE CARED ABOUT BUT YOU DID NOT, EVER.

[Diki]

youre forgetting it was SPAME PEOPLE you were talking to

[Tweek]

the only way to solve this dispute is to post your tits and hold a vote

[aracnitetoast]

the only way to solve this dispute is to post your tits and hold a vote

[Teflon]

the only way to solve this dispute is to post your tits and hold a vote

[Derelict]

we should all get baked and talk about how humanity is a parasite and like we're all just living like the government tells us, man

[Sieda]

we should all get baked and talk about how humanity is a parasite and like we're all just living like the government tells us, man


agree with the first.

the second is silly, why would you say that?

[SlothMan]

you can always tell when someone is a n00b to drugs because they always want to have d'n'm's when theyre high

[RlSBOLLA]

i watched the dell comercial and then i went and bought an desktop from newegg