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Iceshade
08-21-2009, 10:26 AM
Anyone ever been to one?

Laurence
08-21-2009, 10:30 AM
is that just a swingers party but with sex toys

bunglejunny
08-21-2009, 10:45 AM
its a party where girls sell sex toys to eachother or something

BmphP
08-21-2009, 10:51 AM
its a party where girls sell sex toys to eachother or something

its a psychobilly freakout!!!

bizzle
08-21-2009, 11:29 AM
Its pure pleasure

InTransit
08-21-2009, 11:54 AM
yes. with my mum. and it wasn't quite as hot as it sounds.

BmphP
08-21-2009, 12:17 PM
yes. with my mum. and it wasn't quite as hot as it sounds.

thats because YOU were there! bad-um bah
:rimshot:

Remote
08-21-2009, 12:18 PM
I laughed.

Stealth Prawn
08-21-2009, 3:14 PM
what was that thing rob posted about in the gf? something like this?

Iceshade
08-21-2009, 11:43 PM
I was invited to a dildo party next Saturday, these cute girls from work invited me and I'm gonna be the only guy there...


bunch of hot girls talking about masturbating? Sounds like a fun Saturday night to me

Diki
08-21-2009, 11:43 PM
my mom went to one of those, its probably going to be a bunch of lonely fat women.

opn4bzns
08-21-2009, 11:50 PM
I was invited to a dildo party next Saturday, these cute girls from work invited me and I'm gonna be the only guy there...


bunch of hot girls talking about masturbating? Sounds like a fun Saturday night to me

this is going to happen to you (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/05/2646876.htm)

Raxo
08-21-2009, 11:51 PM
they probably think iceshade is a faggot

Iceshade
08-21-2009, 11:51 PM
My friend is the one who sells the toys and she's only inviting girls from work, she said she hates when gigantic old ladies go because they're fucking gross

Iceshade
08-21-2009, 11:51 PM
this is going to happen to you (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/05/2646876.htm)

:heya:

Mustache
08-21-2009, 11:54 PM
dude man bro you better buy some so you don't look weird

SODA
08-21-2009, 11:54 PM
they probably think iceshade is a faggot

Stealth Prawn
08-21-2009, 11:58 PM
an anne summers party, that's it

look them up on youtube

Mustache
08-22-2009, 12:02 AM
oh yeah that was what rob posted wasn't it

BeneBreadstick
08-22-2009, 12:05 AM
yeah, i like to boost my pathetic ego on forums too.

Iceshade
08-22-2009, 12:19 AM
:roffle:

SlothMan
08-22-2009, 12:20 AM
impress the girls with how many dildos you can fit up your ass

SlothMan
08-22-2009, 12:20 AM
i'm up to 5!!

Laurence
08-22-2009, 12:21 AM
bonus points for urethral penetration

Diki
08-22-2009, 12:25 AM
yeah, i like to boost my pathetic ego on forums too.

omg she just burned you

Iceshade
08-22-2009, 12:31 AM
hey Diki this question is gonna come out of left field, but do you by chance get your electricity or gas for your house from a company called Consumer's Energy?

Diki
08-22-2009, 12:33 AM
what? no

Diki
08-22-2009, 12:33 AM
wtf why

SODA
08-22-2009, 12:34 AM
niki do you by any chance lock your doors at night?

Diki
08-22-2009, 12:34 AM
i live in fucking detroit i lock my doors 24/7

Mustache
08-22-2009, 12:35 AM
is your dentist's name ryan danglebuns?

SODA
08-22-2009, 12:35 AM
which window is yours?

Iceshade
08-22-2009, 12:35 AM
I picked up this summer job doing customer service for this energy company out of michigan, and i just thought it'd be cool if I like helped your parents set up a payment arrangement on a past due bill or something

SODA
08-22-2009, 12:36 AM
I picked up this summer job doing customer service for this energy company out of michigan, and i just thought it'd be cool if I like helped your parents set up a payment arrangement on a past due bill or something

Yeah dude that would be totes cool.

Iceshade
08-22-2009, 12:38 AM
I don't think they cover detroit actually, but I've been talking to people from like muskegon, lansing, etc. and i just thought "i'm pretty sure niki said she was from somewhere around here"

Diki
08-22-2009, 12:40 AM
muskegon is northeast but i know people there, lansing is east. most people get their energy and stuff from dte

SODA
08-22-2009, 12:41 AM
Diki he wants to serve your papers :heya:

Iceshade
08-22-2009, 12:45 AM
some lady called in today and was all pissed that she had to pay one bill for consumer's electric and a different bill for DTE gas, I guess they're our rivals or some shit

JohnDoe
08-22-2009, 12:46 AM
isnt dte some concert hall in detroit?

SlothMan
08-22-2009, 12:47 AM
so you guys have privatized energy companies?

abbey
08-22-2009, 12:49 AM
http://i31.tinypic.com/2hxccxj.gif

Diki
08-22-2009, 12:50 AM
isnt dte some concert hall in detroit?

yeah it is but i think they own it

Diki
08-22-2009, 12:50 AM
theyre also gas/electric

opn4bzns
08-22-2009, 12:52 AM
so you guys have privatized energy companies?

don't we have that too?

Laurence
08-22-2009, 12:53 AM
http://i31.tinypic.com/2hxccxj.gif

lol

Iceshade
08-22-2009, 12:59 AM
well this party has run it's course, gnight spame