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rory785
08-21-2009, 12:35 PM
After HappyPalooza made his America apreciation thread the whole of explosm seems to think that america is the best country in the world. But im pretty sure they had forgotten about good old england.

And here are ten reasons why england rules.

1.Free health care. We dont need to pay if we hurt ourselves masturbating.

2.The surf is fucking awesome.

3. The pound is worth more than the dollar

4.Pasties

5.QUADROS

6.We drive on the right side of the road.

7. The beatles, the rolling stones and the sex pistols.

8. Proper pubs and beer.

9. World war two - we PWNED the nazi bastards.

10. Porn (we have it too you know)

http://www.skautstezery.cz/en/images/english_flag.gif
You can also vote on wich country is better.
Desssert
08-21-2009, 12:37 PM
You should really stop making threads cause if you haven't noticed, most of them get dumped.
bunglejunny
08-21-2009, 12:38 PM
Wow, England doens't have shit
Pachycephelosaurus
08-21-2009, 12:39 PM
Poll is broken. There's no "Who gives a fuck" option.
Quadros
08-21-2009, 12:40 PM
Bullet for my valentine suck, you suck, and Wales isn't in England.

Replace both those facts with 'Quadros' and you've got yourself a deal.
The Fetus
08-21-2009, 12:40 PM
Bullet for My Valentine A) sucks and B) isn't from England.
Desssert
08-21-2009, 12:42 PM
You even called them a welsh metal band and you said they're from england? For shame

Edit:Oh, and America has great surf. The only good thing you guys HAD was The Beatles, and we pretty much stole them from you.
WoeGuy
08-21-2009, 12:43 PM
England sucks because you're in it
The Fetus
08-21-2009, 12:46 PM
9. World war two - we PWNED the nazi bastards.

EXCUSE ME! WHO PWNED THE NAZI BASTARDS!?!??!!
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Quadros
08-21-2009, 12:50 PM
But on the other hand, motherfucking QUADROS
rory785
08-21-2009, 12:52 PM
I was meant to put United kingdom which wales is a part of but I put england by mistake. So I replaced it with quadros wich is equally as awesome
The Fetus
08-21-2009, 12:53 PM
You'll kiss anyone's ass for recognition.
Quadros
08-21-2009, 12:55 PM
I'm ok with it.
The Fetus
08-21-2009, 12:55 PM
I was meant to put United kingdom which wales is a part of but I put england by mistake. So I replaced it with quadros wich is equally as awesome

I was meant to put you make terrible threads.
Octopus
08-21-2009, 12:55 PM
Why would you make a poll on which country is better, if this is supposed to be a thread for appreciating England?
Quadros
08-21-2009, 12:56 PM
He likes Bullet for my Valentine don't expect his judgement to be in any way sensible.
Desssert
08-21-2009, 12:57 PM
He likes Bullet for my Valentine don't expect his judgement to be in any way sensible.

We figured this once we saw you were number 5.
The Fetus
08-21-2009, 12:57 PM
Also, he lives in England and thinks Wales is in it. You how much shit I'd get as an American for saying something like that?

EDIT: Oh wow, he thought he'd look like less of an idiot if he took it off and replaced it with Quadros.
rory785
08-21-2009, 12:58 PM
We figured this once we saw you were number 5.

They were not in any particular order
Quadros
08-21-2009, 12:59 PM
Put me as #1 just to be safe.
The Fetus
08-21-2009, 12:59 PM
They were not in any particular order

You still said that he was a reason. Stop being stupid. It's not funny or healthy.
Desssert
08-21-2009, 12:59 PM
They were not in any particular order

It still doesn't matter.
rory785
08-21-2009, 1:00 PM
You still said that he was a reason. Stop being stupid. It's not funny or healthy.

He is a reason
Quadros
08-21-2009, 1:00 PM
DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
The Fetus
08-21-2009, 1:01 PM
He is a reason

Oh my God... Just stop being a moron. That's not what I or Desssert meant.
abbey
08-21-2009, 1:02 PM
I kind of hate the accent.
abbey
08-21-2009, 1:03 PM
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The Fetus
08-21-2009, 1:04 PM
http://theideaslab.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/surveillance-camera1.jpg

I have to agree. England is awesome. There aren't nearly this many cameras in my town to keep me safe!
Quadros
08-21-2009, 1:05 PM
Still not seeing me at #1 there.
laugh
08-21-2009, 1:05 PM
4.Pasties
What is a pastie?
Desssert
08-21-2009, 1:06 PM
Who needs free health care when England has Quadros
rory785
08-21-2009, 1:06 PM
Still not seeing me at #1 there.

There isnt an order. so putting you first would make no difference
Quadros
08-21-2009, 1:06 PM
It's like stew in cooked pastry. It's fucking awesome.
Oofie
08-21-2009, 1:06 PM
Your pubs and beer are nothing compared to Ireland. Fuck England.

And that as the only thing on the list worth addressing.
The Fetus
08-21-2009, 1:06 PM
Again what is with this "PWNED the Nazi bastards"?
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http://www.historyplace.com/worldhistory/genocide/stalin-molotov.jpg
rory785
08-21-2009, 1:06 PM
What is a pastie?

WHAT THE FUCK. GOOGLE IT NOW
Quadros
08-21-2009, 1:07 PM
There isnt an order. so putting you first would make no difference

Well now that's hardly the point is it?
laugh
08-21-2009, 1:07 PM
It's like stew in cooked pastry. It's fucking awesome.
It sounds fucking awesome.
rory785
08-21-2009, 1:08 PM
It sounds fucking awesome.

It really is
Oofie
08-21-2009, 1:11 PM
It sounds fucking awesome.

They get all soggy and gross and the stew bit is always too hot and burns your tongue.

Yorkshire pudding also sucks. Your food sucks. Cept fish and chips. But that's it :mad:
Quadros
08-21-2009, 1:11 PM
you know what else sucks?

Potatoes.

I went there.
The Fetus
08-21-2009, 1:12 PM
Hey pal! I'm over here! Who did you say pwned the Nazis again? You didn't say you did it, did you?
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http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42065000/jpg/_42065864_stalinap203.jpg

http://static.newworldencyclopedia.org/thumb/a/a9/Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.svg/600px-Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.svg.png
'Cause I think you know who did...
Desssert
08-21-2009, 1:14 PM
YEAH AMERICA HAS CHINESE FOOD AND MEXICAN FOOD AND PIZZA AND SHIT. YEAHHHHHH.
The Fetus
08-21-2009, 1:15 PM
you know what else sucks?

Potatoes.

I went there.

FUCK YOU! You can have your pussy "pasties" or whatever. Sissiest food I've ever heard of. Potatoes are fucking delicious buttlicker.
Oofie
08-21-2009, 1:15 PM
you know what else sucks?

Potatoes.

I went there.

Potatoes are American
rory785
08-21-2009, 1:16 PM
They get all soggy and gross and the stew bit is always too hot and burns your tongue.

Yorkshire pudding also sucks. Your food sucks. Cept fish and chips. But that's it :mad:

I dont know what pasties youve been eating
The Fetus
08-21-2009, 1:17 PM
Potatoes are American
Everyone knows that. We thought it was funny to not give some to Ireland for a few years. It backfired 'cause they all came here.
Oofie
08-21-2009, 1:18 PM
Greggs
rory785
08-21-2009, 1:19 PM
Greggs
Niles is better
The Fetus
08-21-2009, 1:25 PM
9. World war two - we PWNED the nazi bastards.

You know what kid, you're startin' to piss me off.
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SODA
08-21-2009, 1:31 PM
Haha british people suck at everything. This thread is cute.
lafuriaroja
08-21-2009, 2:19 PM
The only good thing England has ever given us is soccer. And yes, it's called fucking soccer. None of that football crap and mark my words we Americans are gonna take soccer from you Brits just like we took those 13 colonies from you.
Quadros
08-21-2009, 2:24 PM
No, it's called football, fuck you. Our language, our sport, our rules.