so i had a dream

[Stealth Prawn]

i was in edmonton for a wicked party with a few friends (somehow we took a steam boat there) when we got there I noticed Alcho hanging out with his avatar. A while later I saw Niki arguing with a really short cartoon i assume now is Quadros. also derelict. Eventually, the party was winding down and we were playin some castle crashers and l4d.

The next day alcho left on the back of his avatar, who flew off to the states. derelict had a pet gryphon, and went off to the west. Quaddy was nowhere to be found, so I assume he was killed in a fight with Niki. Niki was like "I'm walking back home" and I was like "me too" unaware how long a walk it is both to Fort Mcmurray, and Detroit. So we set off and then there was a time skip and apparently we were friends now and I was like "i got time to kill, mind if i come over to your place" and she was like "yeah no prob dude" and so I decided I was going to the states.

At this point I was awoken to be told of some shit I have to do today, then I went back to sleep.

We walked for what seemed like minutes, discussing the fora and real life stuff. Apparently Niki has a friend who let's out of country strangers live with her. We kept walking and eventually passed through Fort Mcmurray, where I live. I was like "Check out those ghetto ass apartments I used to live in." Then we went to the place named Thickwood (actual place in my town), then continued on.

Along the way, we were attacked by Ninjas, whom Niki defeated with a riddle, and some Pirates whom I defeated by twisting copyright law.

Within another few minutes we arrived in Windsor. Niki reminded me that I needed my passport, which I had forgotten in Fort Mac. She's like "whatever, we'll just hold hands and pretend you're James Gray" and i was like "wtf? it's not like that bitch" but not out loud so I didn't offend her.

[Sieda]

And?

[Stealth Prawn]

im waiting to post the conclusion

[DubiousRex]

i was in edmonton for a wicked party with a few friends
was in edmonton for a wicked party with a few friends
in edmonton for a wicked party with a few friends
edmonton for a wicked party with a few friends
for a wicked party with a few friends
a wicked party with a few friends
wicked party with a few friends
party with a few friends
with a few friends
a few friends

you fucking liar

[Stealth Prawn]

I SWEARAH MASSA! I NO LIE! I NO LIE!

[Desssert]

everybody who posted above me is a fag

[DubiousRex]

made me break my whip, boy

[Lextreme]

:lol:

[Lextreme]

@ desert

[Quadros]

made me break my whip, boy

lol reported

[aracnitetoast]

reporting is for 12 yeards old

[aracnitetoast]

not fixing that

[DubiousRex]

lol reported

lol still shorted

[Desssert]

you're just mad you keep having to make an alt, unlike me :cool:
at the both of you

[Stealth Prawn]

We continued through Windsor and got to the Border. They were having a "Cross one, get another one free" deal, so I didn't have to pretend to be married to Niki (plus wtf is with that. I'm 16 and she's like 18, wtf kind of 16 year old gets married, same with 18)

We made it through the Detroit high way and into down town. the riot police were dealing with some shrimp-like-aliens. we kept going to Niki's friends house. eventually, we got there. we had to answer a riddle to get in. "what has 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 at night" Niki shouted out "A PERSON!" and the door was like "what are you, stupid?! People have a consistant amount of legs throughout the day!"

I was like "A TRANSFORMER! LIKE OPTIMUS PRIME!" and niki was like "wut?!" and the door opened. We went inside and met Nikis friend, Bene, who was for some reason REALLY damn hot. prolly cause I've never seen a picture of bene. I noticed she had a guitar, so I grabbed it and played Otherside while they talked and then she was like "OMG THAT'S STEALTH PRAWN?!" and I was like "The one and only."

Then there was a knock at the door...

[pika]

I live in edmonton :3

[JohnDoe]

Waaaaaait a second...you went through Windsor and didn't even have the decency to come say hey? asshole

[Diki]

THIS IS AWESOME

[Diki]

and it IS like that, fuck you

[Diki]

the only dream i can remember having about explosmers is where one tried to hug me and i was like umm haha no thanks

[Stealth Prawn]

Should I continue with the dream or should I just make shit up cause at this point I can barely remember it

[Raxo]

the only explosm dream ive ever had was with that dancing dino and the lighthouse

[Diki]

Should I continue with the dream or should I just make shit up cause at this point I can barely remember it

continue

[Stealth Prawn]

ill continue with the dream but i might have to improvise shit

ill let you guys know at those points.

[Stealth Prawn]

Alright, so me, niki, and bene were chillin in bene's apartment (it was weird, from outside it looked like a normal apartment building but, when you go through the door it goes to bene's suite directly. dream logic, w/e) when the knock came on the door. A plethora of animals stood there, and I can only imagine that they represented dub and the gang of alts. there was some sort of call, something like "atten-HUT!" and all of them stood at attention, in two lines. a zombie/mummy/cow thing strode slowly between them. he had one of those colonel's beret's on and a really cool walking stick. He said something like (imrov'd here, patched together from dream memory) "you four are under arrest for the suspected overthrowal of the d empire." (end improv) the animals all proceeded to cuff us. it was at this point that I noticed we had alcho with us. don't question it. we were carted into a police van and driven off. inside, there were numerous other people/things, such as (someone tell me if this represents you because honestly it's hard to tell) a ninja with crab claws, a black guy in a garbage can, and a gengar (or possibly gastly, I cant remember). The ninja was like "what're ya in fer?" and niki responded, suddenly knowing what we were in fer "i killed the emperor's right hand"

I was like "WTF NIKI!? overthrowing the government was not in the plan! this could seriously compromise our relationship!" at which point i remembered that the marriage thing was a scam to pass the border patrol anyway. we eventually reached the court house. as we stepped outside, we noticed the riot police still fighting shrimp-like aliens. jesus, between the alien invasion, impromptu establishment of a "D Empire", and the assassination of an important figure of said organisation, it looks like we should have stayed in canada.

regardless, we had a trial to face

[Diki]

bitch i knew you always loved me

[Stealth Prawn]

ohh niki, how could i not :hmm:

[astronaughty]

everybody who posted above me is a fag

[Diki]

wtf man >:(

[Diki]

why r u so mean all the time

[Stealth Prawn]

so we walk into the court room, escorted by armed anthropomorphous animals. behind the judge thing is a pretty hot looking blond on a horse or unicorn or pegasus or something. She's all "will the honorable lawyer guy please come in" and the angry cartoon from earlier walks in. he's got a cartoon bandage over his face though, and a cartoon crutch. niki is suddenly practically shitting herself. the cartoon who I am going to now call Quadros began speaking. I'm not sure of all of what he said, so I'll sum up what I got from it. "These asshole's tried to kill me, your honor. They should get put in a cell with bubba the buttraper." the judge agreed (btw this is with an irish accent) "these asshole are found guilty of the attempted murder of the right hand of the emperor D. I sente--" at this point, she was cut off. a wall broke open nearby and derelict stood in the debris with a minigun. i think someone with a nice beard and a crown was there, too, although maybe not. if he WAS there, he didn't do anything important at this point. derelict was like "not so fast, you motherfucker!" and started spraying minigun fire all the fuck over. me, bene, and niki hit the deck. alcho was gone again, I don't know where. anyway, derilect was laying down some fire, then he was like, "HERE, TAKE THESE!" and threw us some lightsabers. mine was blue i think, bene's was red i think, and niki's didn't work. the dub-clones began to pour into the room with blasters, but with the help of Derelict's minigun fire (he was like a damn surgeon with it) and our jedi powers (shut up, if you get a lightsaber you gain the ability to do flips) we easily dispatched them.

without warning, another wall blew open and more dub-clones began to pour in. derelict was like "Get the fuck outta here! You're the only chance we have!" and started to fire on them with his minigun. what a badass.

[Diki]

eepha and slothman and i have erectile dysfunction o:

[Stealth Prawn]

what?

[Diki]

eepha was the judge slothman has the beard and crown and my lightsaber didnt work

[Stealth Prawn]

me, alcho (who was with us again), bene, and niki all ditched out of the court room and headed back to bene's place. on the way there, we passed several squads of riot police, shrimp aliens, and d dudes, all fighting each other. we made it back and the four of us jammed for a bit (apparently bene had some drums, a jazz bass, and a 1962 strat delivered while we were being arrested- once again, made sense in the dream) before deciding to do something about the D empire. after all, we were responsible young democrats. we couldn't let obama's presidency be jeopardized! we left bene's apartment and all piled into a nearby lambo. at this point, we all realized that none of us could drive. fuck.

i gave it a try and could do it kinda well, but I couldn't change gears at all and kept fucking up the rules of the road and stuff. whatever, the cops are fighting off an insurgency and alien invasion, they won't care. so we drove off to the local evil fortress (niki and bene knew where it was- i guess the city of detroit just happens to keep a spare evil fortress for anyone who wants it) . we reached it within a few minutes. looking up at it, we realized that not only had we left our lightsabers back at bene's, but there were dozens of armed guards between us and the entrance. bene took the opportunity to utter a wicked one liner.

"shit just got real."

[Stealth Prawn]

eepha was the judge slothman has the beard and crown and my lightsaber didnt work

AWESOME

[Diki]

detroit has like 10 evil fortresses

[azunder]

WRITING UP DREAMS AND POSTING THEM ON THE INTERNET IS THE MOST FUTILE THING YOU CAN DO STEALTH PRAWN

[Stealth Prawn]

don't care, i always remember my dreams and love to share em

[Stealth Prawn]

we sat in the acquired lamborghini, contemplating our plans.
"We could nuke the motherfuckers" said alcho
"We don't exactly have a nuclear arsenal" i pointed out
"We could storm them" alcho suggested again
"Without weapons? yeah right"
"We could..." he started before being cut off by me
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMNED ALCHOHOLIC! IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING HALFWAY USEFUL, THEN KEEP YOUR GODDAMNED MOUTH SHUT!"

Bene suggested we break in through the sewers. I dreaded it, but decided it was the only way to do it. i tried to stall for a bit more when I was saved by a man who I barely saw. he sprinted up to the guard post and hit them with a blunt object of some sort before hurrying inside, all without saying a word, not even a grunt or a pant.

[Raxo]

gay

[pika]

I had a dream where all the spamers met at an airport by coincidence, and we all start talking about how weird it is we all met up. Then slothguy walks up to me and kicks me in the balls and says "leave". Then I crawl out, writhing in pain. :(

[Stealth Prawn]

how would we recognize each other tho

[Diki]

so did we do it or what

[Derelict]

telepathy

[Chips]

at first i was interested but then i realised it was a dream about an internet forum and realised how much of a faggot you are

[Stealth Prawn]

so did we do it or what

chill, i had shit to do

[Stealth Prawn]

we followed the unknown man inside, up the path to the evil fortress. it was like a mansion kind of, with a big spikey fence all around and a long path to the front doors. it took us a while to reach the top, passing a rather copious amount of corpses

inside, the same story. most of the bodies had cranial contusions. we walked up some stairs and through some hallways, following Niki, who seemed to know her way around very well. eventually, we came into a large antechamber. What the fuck is an antechamber? The opposite of a chamber? whatever, we were in one. inside stood who i guess is Oofie, Quadros, and front and center, who i assume was my dream version of dub cow. standing a little closer to us was a particular theoretical physicist with a crowbar and a sweet goatee.

[Stealth Prawn]

dub cow started to say a long winded and boring speech, but gordon cut it short with a crowbar to the face. dub fell to the ground, dead. or so we thought. another, dubcow came from a door behind, with a smug as fuck face. "I LOVE FUCKING WITH YOU GUYS!" he said. Gordon shut him up good. another door opened, and another dub came out. before he could open his mouth, gordon smacked him good. This happened several times, before dub cow finally came out crying, saying "pleases let me stay, guys! Dont kill me!"gordon let his guard down for a second before dub pulled out an uzi and started shooting gordon. gordon deflected every shot with his crowbar, then dubcow pulled out a wrench and they battled. Meanwhile, Quaddy attacked Niki, Bene was fighting some Dub Mooks, and Alcho had fucked off again, leaving me to deal with Oofie. I got in my kung fu stance, ready to fight.

"Let's do this"

[Stealth Prawn]

me and oofie battled for a bit, exchanging blows. bene had kicked the shit out of the mooks and came over to help Niki out. Niki had Quadros beaten to a pulp, but he just kept coming back, and she was getting tired. Meanwhile, Dub Cow had gotten the upper hand with Dr. Freeman.

i defeated Oofie with a vicious karate chop, and turned to see that Niki and Bene had successfully beaten Quadros by asking him a very tough question regarding god or something. However, it was at this moment that Dub Cow delivered a vicious attack to Freeman, ko'ing him. the four of us (alcho was back again) surrounded him, ready to fight.

[Stealth Prawn]

we battled for ages, but every time we killed Dub Cow, another one showed up. it was hopeless. He had beaten the shit out of Alchoholic and Bene, so it was down to me and the Nikster. Niki dove at him fearlessly, but he batted her in the side of the head and hit her to the ground. Now it was one on one. I fought as best as I could, but it was hopeless. I ended up beating two of him before the third got a lucky blow. i was almost as good as dead. almost.

It was at this point the Derelict showed up again with his minigun. He cut Dubious Cow down with a flurry of bullets. "DERELICT!" we all screamed. "You think I'd miss this party?" he said, then turned to the doors his clones kept coming out of, said "Die, you sonofabitch!" and threw a grenade in each one. Suddenly, the fortress began to shake. "Come on, we gotta get the fuck outta this motherfucker!" he said. Alcho, Bene, and Niki were all up, as was I. "We're not leaving without Gordon!" screamed Niki. "Come on, it's no use!" said Alcho, tugging at her. We were forced to escape, leaving Gordon to die in the explosion. we ran down several hallways and staircases before making it outside and diving to escape the final explosion. we landed in the grass with an "OOMPH!"

it looked like it was all over.

[Diki]

this is all bullshit but im entertained nonetheless

[Laurence]

tl;dr version required

[Stealth Prawn]

we heard a gun cock behind us and turned around to see Quadros there. "YOU FUCKERS THOUGHT YOU HAD ME! DIDN'T YOU? WELL TURNS OUT, I KNOW THE ANSWER! IT'S THAT I DON'T NEED ONE CAUSE GOD DID IT AND NANANANANA-" he was interrupted by a "THWAK!" He got a really funny look on his face and fell over. behind him stood Gordon, crowbar in hand. Alcho hugged him, then some random babes came up and Niki and Bene started making out.

[Desssert]

sp you're the dumbest motherfucker i've done ever seen on the internet.

again, everyone above me (excluding myself) that posted, is now and forever a FAGGOT.

and on that note, i shall leave this thread.

[Stealth Prawn]

actually the first 3 or so posts were 100% dream, and the rest was 25-50% dream.

[Diki]

WTF DESERT OMGGGG

[Raxo]

aint no way i is readin dis shit

[Stealth Prawn]

its good tho

[bizzle]

ive yet to dream about any of you

[bizzle]

but when i do im sure ill have to change my sheets afterward

[BeneBreadstick]

haha i really do have an array of instruments in my apartment though.

I had a dream about spame once and you were all lego people and quadros was marrying other quadros' and ox was riding a stuffed pony

[Tweek]

stfu everybody

[Ureshii]

i was freakin flying!

[Stealth Prawn]

LOVE THAT COMIC LUL 10/10 WOULD READ AGAIN

[Stealth Prawn]

LOVE THAT COMIC LUL 10/10 WOULD POST AGAIN

[Ureshii]

it was the first c&h comic i set my eyes upon

[LagFish]

Wtf read it all and i wasnt in it


i had a dream that me and pelican man met at a cafe to decide who was going to date Daves girlfriend