View Full Version : would you rather have your foot cut off, or your ankle crushed by a sledgehammer?
Personally I'd rather have it cut off.
I mean having your ankle crushed is really just a much messier situation. There's all these bone fragments and shit, and your bone marrow would leak into your blood and start to kill you like in that one episode of House.
is there any chance of recovery
RlSBOLLA
08-31-2009, 4:57 AM
id rather none of them
Personally I don't want derelict sitting on my foot either.
BlackHood
08-31-2009, 5:01 AM
would the crush heal?
Personally I'd rather have it cut off.
I mean having your ankle crushed is really just a much messier situation. There's all these bone fragments and shit, and your bone marrow would leak into your blood and start to kill you like in that one episode of House.
no it wouldnt ive completely shattered my wrist before and im pretty sure i am alive
but now you have funny eyeeess
that hasnt been funny for like half a year and its never been true
Shrimps
08-31-2009, 5:08 AM
but now you have funny eyeeess
lol
SlothMan
08-31-2009, 5:10 AM
that hasnt been funny for like half a year and its never been true
niki why are you looking at me when you're talking to urser
SlothMan
08-31-2009, 5:11 AM
i would rather have mine cut off because it would present so many more opportunities
niki why are you looking at me when you're talking to urser
fuck you.
SlothMan
08-31-2009, 5:18 AM
gurl u no u da only 1
SlothMan
08-31-2009, 5:19 AM
so yeah you could get a badass robot prosthetic foot
or um
you could get sympathy from bitchez then you could even fuck them with your stub
SlothMan
08-31-2009, 5:19 AM
the posibilities are literally endless!!
Tyler_Legrand
08-31-2009, 6:16 AM
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Cut.
no it wouldnt ive completely shattered my wrist before and im pretty sure i am alive
care to prove that you're alive?
yeah, that's what I thought, bitch.
with your ankle crushed there is a chance of recovery
would the crush heal?
I don't know, what happened in the movie misery?
Cause that's what I'm getting at. I haven't actually seen it, it was just referenced in a buffy episode I just watched.
BUFFY: OK, listen up, Andrew. I don't exactly know what to do with you, except that we don't have time to babysit a hostage.
XANDER: Especially a hostage that's gotten more than a little ripe.
BUFFY: So, I'm here to tell you, if you try anything, try to run... Did you ever see the movie Misery?
ANDREW: Six times. But the book was scarier than the movie 'cause instead of crushing his foot with a sledge hammer, Kathy Bates chops it off with... I'll be good.
with your ankle crushed there is a chance of recovery
but i feel like it's more likely the damage would just be so bad that in the end you'd walk better and with less pain with a prosthetic
BlackHood
08-31-2009, 6:41 AM
Kass I think this thread sucks.
Tyler_Legrand
08-31-2009, 6:41 AM
Sledgehammer's worse and more badass imo
Tyler_Legrand
08-31-2009, 6:42 AM
In WoW I always liked using a mace instead of a sword/axe
Kass I think this thread sucks.
I haven't posted a good thread in at least half a year.
I haven't posted a good thread in at least half a year.
and that's only relative to my own threads
BlackHood
08-31-2009, 6:53 AM
You've got the credentials, you're just off your game right now. Take a breather and try to focus.
It's just so hard, you know?
I feel like I'm in this dark tunnel, and I can't see the end. Sometimes I stop believing there really is an end.
and sometimes i fuck men in the butt
SlothMan
08-31-2009, 7:01 AM
i remember your thread about your fine for grand theft belt
how did that work out, you filthy fucking criminal?
BlackHood
08-31-2009, 7:02 AM
You need to just relax, once you let go of all that stress it'll come naturally. Don't get all wound up over the failures, just bide your time waiting for that big success that'll put you back on track.
i remember your thread about your fine for grand theft belt
how did that work out, you filthy fucking criminal?
I paid my fees and shit and I'm off the hook.
Actually bought a belt the other day. Huge step towards recovery, really it is.
id rather have my dick in your mouth
CuntMuppet
08-31-2009, 7:52 AM
I don't know, what happened in the movie misery?
Cause that's what I'm getting at. I haven't actually seen it, it was just referenced in a buffy episode I just watched.
it healed eventually but it looked fucking painful so i vote derelict
i dont want to be a one footed freak
docmartens
08-31-2009, 9:00 AM
i'd rather have my derelict derelict
Tyler_Legrand
08-31-2009, 9:18 AM
Um
If your foot gets cut off can't you just sew it back on again?
SlothMan
08-31-2009, 9:25 AM
no assho
Tyler_Legrand
08-31-2009, 9:42 AM
I'm pretty sure you're wrong
Tyler_Legrand
08-31-2009, 9:43 AM
I'm certain you're a bit off
BeneBreadstick
08-31-2009, 9:47 AM
crushed foot > no foot
Sanlands
08-31-2009, 2:22 PM
that hasnt been funny for like half a year and its never been true
i remember you denying that was funny half a year ago
BlackHood
08-31-2009, 2:23 PM
hurr hurr hurr you lurker you!
Sanlands
08-31-2009, 2:33 PM
um wat
lol yeah, making fun of things that dont exist sure are funny
Desssert
08-31-2009, 2:38 PM
the obvious choice is the smashed ankle. anybody else who says otherwise is stupid
I dont wanna end up like that guy in that movie who had his foot derelict
ultrasoundchick
08-31-2009, 4:03 PM
having had ankle surgery, just cut the fucker off.
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