Yo chemists

[Quadros]

I know shit all on chemistry;

Acetone; ridiculously flammable, y/n?

[poorjudgment]

idk try it next time you lube your boyfriend's asshole with it

[Quadros]

like could you quickly and comprehensively burn a body with a hipflask full of Acetone?

[Quadros]

ur mum's not a boy silly

[Quadros]

like could you quickly and comprehensively burn a body with a hipflask full of Acetone?

This information will be used on faggot above btw

[poorjudgment]

no but yours is

[poorjudgment]

does he dangle his dick in a way so you can reach it

[Quadros]

do us all a favour and stop embarrassing yourself

[Zebbs]

yes

[poorjudgment]

i'll stop posting in this thread when you concede that no one likes you

[Jewy]

hey docmartens

[Quadros]

Cheers Zebbs.

Next question; I need a highly explosive chemical, preferably one who's catalyst could be an electrical current but if that doesn't work a spark is fine. I'm trawling through google for this shit but if anyone knows answers off the tops of their heads I'd love you.

I'm not a terrorist btw.

[Quadros]

How about this Docmartens; I'll admit no-one likes YOU, because you're a faggot, and then you'll stop posting, probably because Jewy will have gotten sick of your retarded immature shit and will have banned you by that point.

[poorjudgment]

ok i admit i was mean without provocation, that's pretty immature true

[Jewy]

ROLL OVER YOU BITCH

[SoChi]

All of the Alkali metals (Potassium, Lithium, etc) are probably the most "explosive" chemicals you could get your hands on without people raising their eyebrows quizzically at you. Not like you'd be able to see their eyebrows without standing on your toes yada yada yada you're short whatever.

However, I'm sure you know that those chemicals are highly unstable, and if you've ever seen an episode of Mythbusters, you'd know that you can't even put them in water without having a good sized explosion.

[Quadros]

Ah shit one, forgot an important point. Got to be a LIQUID chemical. I need a liquid explosive.

[SoChi]

...like napalm?

[Quadros]

Basically what I'm wondering is this;

The bombs the terrorists targeting transatlantic flights were planning to use were designed to down aircraft. Obviously in a pressurised cabin you only need to rip a hole in the hull to fuck shit up. Would their bombs have been powerful enough to blow up a car if the bomb was placed in the boot or do I need to name something more destructive?

[Diki]

you probably couldnt get nitroglycerin

[Sanlands]

lemme look at my notes

[Quadros]

...like napalm?

I was under the impression that napalm was liquid fire as opposed to an actual explosive. I need something that would create an actual explosion as opposed to just spreading fire.

[Diki]

ammonium nitrate + anhydrous hydrazine

[Sanlands]

Acetone; ridiculously flammable, y/n?
y

[Sanlands]

just go with acetone peroxide, it's easy and practical

[SoChi]

I was under the impression that napalm was liquid fire as opposed to an actual explosive. I need something that would create an actual explosion as opposed to just spreading fire.

Yeah pretty much that, but that's the only liquid "explosive" I could think of off the top of my head.

Uhhhh the Anarchist's Cookbook apparently if full of what you're looking for, I WOULD suggest checking that out but I'm pretty sure it's illegal.

So I'm not suggesting it BUT IF YOU DO LOOK FOR IT IT'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY.

[azunder]

there is no such thing as a terrorist you silly cunt :douchefag:

[Sanlands]

or try hexamethylenetriperoxidediamine

[Vir]

hey chemists, What are two things in the air that can get a girl pregnant?!

[SoChi]

way 2 google

[SoChi]

Sanlands

[Vir]

hey chemists, What are two things in the air that can get a girl pregnant?!

HER LEGS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[Sanlands]

way 2 google

i didnt i swear

[The_Solipsist]

this thread is pretty IRONic

[Stealth Prawn]

yeah you could probably NOT make a good explosive with nitroglycerin, that would NOT be the most stable one that still has good power, but regardless if you're NOT not going explicitly for destruction and more for general mayhem or murderpower DO NOT go for shrapnel

[Diki]

i did NOT suggest nitroglycerin but quadros didnt NOT see it cause he did NOT put me on his ignore list >:|

[Tweek]

that anarchists cookbook shit is apparently full of shit, i'd forget it

[JohnDoe]

Apparently Fluorine+ anything is pretty badass. But our chem teacher told us that Fluoring + Francium is supposed to be just fucking insane and to never do it, so try that shit out and let me know how she goes.

[Tweek]

tee hee Francium

[Iceshade]

Iodine goes ker-fucking-boom according to my friends who were blowing shit up to get people to join the Chemistry Club

[Quadros]

yeah you could probably NOT make a good explosive with nitroglycerin, that would NOT be the most stable one that still has good power, but regardless if you're NOT not going explicitly for destruction and more for general mayhem or murderpower DO NOT go for shrapnel

Doesn't Nitroglycerin get set off by physical shock though? Like if you shake it it explodes?

[Sanlands]

yeah.

if you dont want to get killed handling it, it would have to be in dynamite form.

[Tweek]

so what do you want explosives for anyway

[bizzle]

i cook up meth in my basement

[RlSBOLLA]

theres chemists here??????

[Tweek]

my boy, here you will find all kind of strange beast and civilised fellow alike, all drenched in the sickening funk of sweaty fear and oozing sexual uninhibition, if there is such a thing

[Tweek]

the bastard spawn of neither hell nor heaven; merely, literally, the salt of the earth

[Tweek]

and chemists too