first person to post gets a really offensive namechange

[Rob]

first person only

[Jackoff Shitler]

it is you

[Remote]

Please don't.

[Remote]

Grue you saved me.

[Remote]

You saved me.

[Metalhead636]

ROB

[Diki]

change your name to john freeman rob

[Iceshade]

hey Rob could you move this forum up under the GF pretty please

[poorjudgment]

this game is impossible when explosm is this slow

[Diki]

but keep the title and FIX UR FUCKIN FORUMS

[Desssert]

wtf make a name change thread and fix your fuckin forum and s my d

[Metalhead636]

t is better now

[El Zilcho]

it is you

GRUUEE :wail:

[BmphP]

lol omg...

[Desssert]

wtf make a name change thread and fix your fuckin forum and s my d
one down, two to go

[Jackoff Shitler]

lul

[Diki]

change your name to john freemaaaaaannnnnnn cause rob saver of humens is DUM UR DUM

[BmphP]

or morgan freeman

[Diki]

or henry

[spaj]

or morgan freeman

umm i think you meant morgay freegay

[Jackoff Shitler]

moregay

[El Zilcho]

umm i think you meant morgay freegay

Morgay Freegay
Saver of Semens

[Jackoff Shitler]

Morgay Freegay
Saver of Semens
searching that with safesearch off has proven to be a bad idea

[Gilligan]

Hey Rob can I get a really offensive custom title?

[poorjudgment]

can i get a really offensive quote sig

[Remote]

You must have poor judgment to want that!

[Jackoff Shitler]

that was remotely funny

[Gilligan]

poorjudgment has poor judgment itt

[Remote]

If I had a name change it would be Television.

[Remote]

Moving up fags.

[Remote]

but not really.

[Alcoholic]

that was gruetiful

[Gilligan]

Well I would be internet, so stick that in your juice box and suck it

[Alcoholic]

er....shitleriffic

[Tweek]

i am not offended

[hollywood_maggot]

gonna have to try harder than that rob

[Jackoff Shitler]

hey hollywood maggot everytime i look at your name the t is cut off so i always think your name is hollywood maggoo wich imho is an awesomer name than hollywood maggot

[Tweek]

should probably just get it shorted to magoo then

[Tweek]

or vagoo

[John Travolta]

fooking rob

[Jackoff Shitler]

hollywood vagoo

[Jackoff Shitler]

http://www.vendadeanimes.net/imagens/vendadeanimes.net/produtos/MagooAndDog.jpg

[Jackoff Shitler]

mr magoo was so awesome

[Alcoholic]

i realize that, as i type this, it sounds weird as hell, but his dog always looked like someone i would have a great conversation with.

[hollywood_maggot]

if we get that name change thread im going with vagoomagoo

[Gilligan]

I'm aslwaus and forever Do Do Do The Michael J Fox

[Diki]

I'm aslwaus and forever Do Do Do The Michael J Fox

a drunken gilligan makes up words itt

[Gilligan]

what the fuck are you talking about?

[Diki]

aslwaus

[Gilligan]

A word is just sound. Without a meaning behind it is just that, meaningless. So it doesn't matter if I fuck up spelling on a word as long as I know what I meant. You might not though. Thus, I would have failed in that whole communication process thing.

[hollywood_maggot]

aslwaus = age/sex/location - western aus.

[Gilligan]

are you fucking serioues?

[SlothMan]

i aprove of these results

[SoChi]

There are more than one Astrauali?

[Rob]

buttnuts

[Gilligan]

fuck you, Rob. you're no help/

[SlothMan]

having butnutts would make sitting really uncomfortable

[SlothMan]

we would have to rethink our entire concept of chairs

[SlothMan]

i bet the guy who first discovered sitting was totally stoked

should have copyrighted that shit

[SoChi]

But it would make shitting awesome

[SoChi]

Guys didn't discover it
If it was up to men we would just beat off all day and leave you and your filthy vaginas to go bleed and piss all over yourself

[SlothMan]

maybe he was just standing around thinking "man, i sure could do with some way to relieve the strain on my legs from all this standing" then he got jumped by a sabertooth and fell backwards onto a conveniantly shaped rock with some soft leaves on it, and he was all "woah this is nice"

[hollywood_maggot]

all his mates woulda laughed cos they'd found it first

[SoChi]

So for an unknown number of years, there was no compromise between standing and falling on your face? (Because in order to lie down, you have to kinda sit first)

[SlothMan]

yeah lol then they would have died at the age of 29

[Ureshii]

imagine how hairy cavewomen would've been

[SoChi]

Or six
I don't know how long I could go with falling on my face three times a day for naps

[Ureshii]

must've taken a shit load of stamina from the cavemen to further the human race

[SoChi]

imagine how hairy cavewomen would've been
no that's gross

[hollywood_maggot]

oh man, thinking of those beards just makes me hard

[El Zilcho]

maybe he was just standing around thinking "man, i sure could do with some way to relieve the strain on my legs from all this standing" then he got jumped by a sabertooth and fell backwards onto a conveniantly shaped rock with some soft leaves on it, and he was all "woah this is nice"

when I was reading this I thought you were talking about how man discovered sex.

[El Zilcho]

because those would be some really soft leaves

[BlackHood]

have we just decided that we made the jump from not-so-hard-rocks to a leather sofa with cup holders in one smooth move?

[Alcoholic]

when I was reading this I thought you were talking about how man discovered sex.

LMFAO, until you just mentioned this, i still thought he was.

[Heksen]

LOL

[El Zilcho]

Lhttp://forums.explosm.net/image2.php?u=68218&dateline=1252181516L

[El Zilcho]

:3

[El Zilcho]

I love carl sagan

[El Zilcho]

he's the original pussmaster

[Heksen]

hooray!

[Heksen]

just 4 u baby

thx

[Ureshii]

sorry carl sagan doesnt like either of you that way

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Carl_Sagan_Planetary_Society.JPG

[El Zilcho]

When I took astronomy in high school, most of my test questions revolved around Carl Sagan's turtlenecks

[Ureshii]

he sort of looks like my autistic 47 year old uncle who still lives with my nan

[El Zilcho]

except your autistic 47 year old uncle wasn't knee deep in pussy

[SoChi]

Awww yeah, tickle my esophagus with your toes, baby

[Gilligan]

SoChi, that is very inappropriate.

[Jackoff Shitler]

more like carl fagan

[Solacia]

more like carl fagan

you're about to get e-raged by niki

[Zebbs]

it was worth it for that gem

[Jackoff Shitler]

you're about to get e-raged by niki
in her line of work they call it "trolling"

yeah i dont get it either

[BmphP]

can i get a custom title change!

[BmphP]

to 'super negro'