alright spame next time you fry some eggs

[Jackoff Shitler]

make sure to add some garlic to the oil before the eggs

these are some epic motherfucking eggs

[azunder]

Duly noted

[Dodger]

Fully bloated

[Jackoff Shitler]

also don't forget the rock salt and fresh pepper

[Jackoff Shitler]

put those should be after you fry the egg, not before

[El Zilcho]

Anus coated

EDIT: CURSE YOU, GRUEEE :argh:

[Jackoff Shitler]

some people like the oregano there, me included, but if you're going for the garlic recipe i'd say lay off the oregano, or you're mixing too many flavours

[Dodger]

Bully stoled it
:(

[azunder]

:airquote:oregano seems to woody for egg?:airquote:

[Oofie]

who puts garlic in eggs you sick mofo

[Jackoff Shitler]

experiment and prepare for awesome

[Jackoff Shitler]

btw i don't know if you uncultured swine use frying oil

don't.

olive oil is the only kind of cooking oil anyone should use

[Jackoff Shitler]

if you don't want olive oil, use lard

[Fruitality]

i will try this next time i have garlic readily available

[Jackoff Shitler]

mediterranean cuisine > you

[Pachycephelosaurus]

olive oil is the only kind of cooking oil anyone should use


olive oil is the only kind of cooking oil anyone should use


olive oil is the only kind of cooking oil anyone should use


olive oil is the only kind of cooking oil anyone should use

[Laurence]

gee spamecat you sure are hissing me off

[Desssert]

you're like the smelly, retarded cat that nobody wants because it rolls around in its shitty litter, not the 'dawwww look at the cute wittle kitty rubbing on my leg :shobon:' kind of cat.

[Ureshii]

ugh

[Dodger]

nice kitty
:3

[Diki]

eggs are gross

[JohnDoe]

i dont use oil, i fry my eggs in the grease left in the pan after im done cooking my bacon :cool:

[Tweek]

wait is that grue?

[Desssert]

that's jackoff shitler

[Jackoff Shitler]

mediterranean cuisine > you

[Jackoff Shitler]

i'll fry your eggs in my cum

[Alcoholic]

i'll inseminate yours with mine :heya:

[Jackoff Shitler]

let us cook something up in eachother's pots

[Alcoholic]

let's get to basting

[Jackoff Shitler]

prepare the stuffing!

[paraskeet]

i dont use oil, i fry my eggs in the grease left in the pan after im done cooking my bacon :cool:

[Tweek]

i use butter

[Alcoholic]

time to beat these eggs around

[gizzalove]

fuck eggs

[Slutty McBangerton]

eggs are gross

[Ureshii]

2 eggs+trident chicken noodles and a dash of pepper fucking rocks

[SlothMan]

i will be sure to add some garlic to the oil before i cook my next batch of dead hooker ovaries

[Ureshii]

i heard deep fried vaginal skin is quite a delicasy

[Diki]

eggs are gross

eggs are gross

[Diki]

how dare you miss bangerton

[Alcoholic]

Clitoral Hood Casserole

[SlothMan]

labia salad

[SlothMan]

G spot soup

[SlothMan]

garnished with shaved anus

[Alcoholic]

shit's apples & gravy, bro

[Ureshii]

fallopian schizkebabs

[SoChi]

I'm not even reading this thread I'm just look at the avatars and they're making me laugh

[SlothMan]

i love this avatar and i would want it buried with me if i weren't immortal

[SoChi]

Why no crown?

[SoChi]

Or chest hair?

[SlothMan]

nobody even notices that i'm naked

[SoChi]

cuz ur hairy

[Gilligan]

hey me too
but people notice