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Tempest
09-20-2009, 3:41 AM
read this without cringing


































nsfw























































Is it too young to castrate a 19-year-old boy? For some boys it is, but I’ve been dreaming of losing my balls since I was 15. Ever since then, I’ve spent many hours playing with my nuts, squeezing them, slapping them, tying strings around them until they turned purple.

Let me tell you about myself. I’m a pretty cute boy, if you don’t mind me saying so. I’m about 5 feet 9 inches tall, weigh 145 pounds, with light brown hair. Slim, but not skinny. I’m smooth, with very little body hair. My dick is kinda small, but I’m uncut, which turns on a lot of guys. And I’ve got a lovely set of balls that hang nice and low, making them real easy to grab.

When I discovered the Eunuch Archive, it was as if a bright light had been switched on. I wasn’t the only one who thought about this! I devoured all the stories, jacking off as I read about guys losing their nuts. It was heaven.

So what was it that turned me on so much? First off, the idea of someone doing it to me makes me incredibly hard. I pictured myself strapped down on a table as some guy slices into my ballsack, seeing my balls dangle before they get snipped off.

But it was more than that. Somehow, the idea that my dick would stay soft forever is a major turn-on. Don’t ask me why, but it is. I’ve always been a total bottom, loving it when guys shove their big cocks into my asshole. I can have them bang away for hours, with my cock lying limp on my stomach. I don’t even care if I ejaculate after a good fucking session.

Then I discovered the Archive Chat in the Archive. I started contacting other guys who wanted to lose their balls. One of them was Ken, who was planning on using a burdizzo clamp to destroy his balls. He even had the clamp and was just waiting for the painkiller to arrive in a few days before castrating himself.

Ken knew everything about castration. He was obsessed with it too, and had done a lot of studying. He knew exactly what to do, and soon I began thinking of visiting Ken.

Besides castration, Ken told me about something called a urethral reroute. That turned me on too. He said he could make a new pisshole for me between my ballsack and asshole. I’d have to sit down like a girl to take a piss. What a hot idea! Maybe some day I could get my cock cut off and be totally smooth. At his suggestion, I started sitting to piss from then on. I loved it, except that I usually had an erection from the whole idea, making it hard to point my cock into the bowl.

Before I knew it, I was on a bus to see Ken. I was so fucking excited I couldn’t think about anything else. When he opened his front door, I practically jumped him to give him a hug and kiss. I really like older guys, especially guys with hair on their bodies, so I found Ken really attractive.

That day, Ken showed me what he had done. He dropped his shorts and told me to put my hand under his ballsack and feel his nuts. When I did, I noticed his balls seemed kind of cold, and maybe a little small too. “They’ve been cold since I burdizzoed myself last week,” he said with a smile.

Ken went to a drawer and pulled out a silver-colored instrument. “This is what I used,” he said, handing me the burdizzo clamp. It was a little smaller than I thought it would be. As Ken demonstrated how it opened and closed, I felt my cock swelling in my jeans.

We talked for hours that day, discussing the meaning of being castrated with the burdizzo clamp. Ken explained that gradually, I would lose the ability to gain erections. My cum would start getting clearer, and less of it would shoot out. Body hair would stop growing, and maybe what little I had would fall out. My balls would shrivel up the size of raisins, and my sack would shrink closer to my body.

I told him of my long-held fantasy of being castrated. To me, the ideal life would be to serve as a pleasure toy for an older man who would take care of me. I pictured myself after the castration, with a tiny dick dangling over an empty sack, my body smooth and hairless. My daddy would wrap his strong arms around me and fuck away at me from behind, grunting when he shot his cum deep into my rectum. Then we’d fall asleep, with him still holding me.

Ken was convinced. “Yeah, 19 is really young, but I believe you sincerely want this,” he said with a smile. “When should we begin?”

My heart leaped. “Why not right now? I don’t want to wait!” I said in an excited voice. “Okay,” said Ken. “Let’s go into the bedroom.”

My heart thumped in my chest as I watched Ken gather his supplies. He stripped the four-poster bed of everything but a fitted sheet. Then he tied nylon ropes to each of the posts.

Everything looked ready to start. “Take off your clothes and lie down on the bed, Bob.”

In a flash, my clothes were in a pile and I was on top of the bed, looking at the ceiling. Ken tied the ropes around my wrists, then my ankles. I was spread-eagled, with my cock harder than I had ever seen it. Ken smiled as he grabbed my shaft and milked it until a drop of precum oozed from its tip.

“First, I’m going to give your sack a shot of xylocaine to numb it,” he said, picking up a hypodermic needle. It stung a little as he injected me, but soon I felt a warmth spreading through my sack. Ken felt around my ballsack, checking out the position of my nuts.

“Do you feel that?” he asked, squeezing my left ball. “Nope, not a thing,” he said. “Okay, we’re ready begin then,” Ken said, picking up the silver clamp.

I felt the blood pounding in my ears as Ken manipulated my sack with his left hand. “I need to move the cords to where I can clamp them properly,” he told me. “Ah, that’s just right,” he said after a couple of minutes passed.

I watched as Ken opened the burdizzo wide and clamped it against my sack. Without any warning, he squeezed it hard. I could feel a pinching sensation, but no pain. “Right now, the clamp is crushing the cord ,” he said, holding the silver instrument tightly in place. “In about a minute, the cord will be permanently damaged and unable to feed blood to your right ball.”

Long seconds passed as Ken maintained his strong grip on the handles of the clamp. “That should do it,” he said, opening the burdizzo and releasing my sack. I could see a deep indentation in my scrotum from where the clamp had crushed my right cord.

“Time to finish the job, Bob,” he said, manipulating the left side of my sack. Sweat was pouring off my forehead. In a few seconds, I would be a total eunuch. No going back now.

The burdizzo bit into my sack a second time. I looked up at Ken, who was smiling down at me. His right hand was tightly wrapped around the handles of the clamp as it squeezed the life out of my left ball. “Another 30 seconds. I want to be sure the cord is completely dead,” he said.

I closed my eyes and imagined myself as I would soon be, a eunuch with a tiny limp cock. I had been waiting years for this moment, and now my dream was coming true.

“Time’s up!” said Ken cheerfully as he released the clamp for the last time. I opened my eyes and looked down at my sack, which now had two deep indentations.

“How does it feel to be a eunuch?” asked Ken with a smile.

“Awesome!” I answered, the idea slowly sinking in. He untied my wrists and ankles, then got a blanket and covered me with it.

“You get some sleep now, Bob,” he said softly, kissing my cheek. “Your body needs some rest.”

A while later I woke up to find Ken sitting on the bed, naked.

“How are you feeling?,” he asked.

“Well, my balls are hurting a little,” I responded.

“Yeah, the painkiller is wearing off. I’ll give you some pills that should help,” Ken said.

After I swallowed the pills, Ken took the blanket off me and gently examined my sack. “Your balls are slowly dying right now, Bob. They’ve been starved of blood for a couple of hours. Nothing could be done to save them at this point.”

I smiled at the idea. “Thank you so much, Ken,” I said.

“Don’t mention it,” he said, squeezing my limp dick and playing with its foreskin. In a few seconds, my cock began growing.

Ken got a bottle of lube from the top of the dresser and dripped some of it on his finger. He slipped it into my asshole, and soon I was moaning in pleasure as he stroked my rigid cock.

Ken climbed on the bed and lifted my feet onto his shoulders. He positioned his cock against my asshole and pushed himself into me. We both groaned as his shaft sank inside.

As Ken pumped my ass, I jacked off. Usually my dick stays limp while I’m being fucked, but the excitement of this day kept me really hard. Before long, a huge wad of cum was spurting over my stomach and chest.

Ken pulled out just before cumming, and held his cock over my crotch. A second later, white semen was splattering on my ballsack. “Oh, fuck, yeah!” he said.

As Ken held me, he said that he had been having few erections lately. “This whole scene really turned me on. That’s why I was able to get hard for you,” he whispered in my ear.

A couple days later, Ken did my urethral reroute. First, he pushed this long rod into my pisshole. Then, he cut a hole below my ballsack, and pushed a catheter inside until it reached my bladder. He could remove the catheter after my new pisshole had healed.

Well, it’s been a couple months since my castration, and everything Ken said has turned out true. My dick rarely gets hard anymore, and my cum is almost clear when I do ejaculate. My body hair seems to be going away, too. And I love sitting down to piss from my new hole.

Best of all, my nuts are getting smaller. I’ve started placing ads on the Internet for guys looking for a teenage eunuch. I’m getting lots of responses, too. It looks like I’m going to enjoy my new life.

El Zilcho
09-20-2009, 3:45 AM
I've never cherished my balls so much in my whole life

hollywood_maggot
09-20-2009, 3:46 AM
I cringed before i finished the first paragraph...lets see how i go with the rest of it

Tweek
09-20-2009, 3:49 AM
lol

BlackHood
09-20-2009, 4:00 AM
So there are other people who feel like this!?

BlackHood
09-20-2009, 4:00 AM
My prayers have been answered

Dodger
09-20-2009, 4:04 AM
:ahe:

hollywood_maggot
09-20-2009, 4:06 AM
just thinking about my balls being crushed makes me hard

Dodger
09-20-2009, 4:13 AM
that just made me glue some more balls to my already considerable groin

Heksen
09-20-2009, 4:15 AM
what a fag

Oofie
09-20-2009, 4:16 AM
i dont get it

BlackHood
09-20-2009, 4:42 AM
Thats because you're a sadistic pervert Niki. Its also why we love you.

Alcoholic
09-20-2009, 5:12 AM
Jesus Christ, i came in with the intention of preventing myself from cringing, and failed miserably.

Tempest
09-20-2009, 5:13 AM
i was fine until he started describing the blood flow stopping to the testicles and then suddenly i got this really dull pain in my own balls and i had to stop reading for a minute

exetra
09-20-2009, 5:15 AM
Jesus Christ, i came in with the intention of preventing myself from cringing, and failed miserably.

Tweek
09-20-2009, 5:18 AM
you cant pee while you are ejaculating

LagFish
09-20-2009, 5:21 AM
i was sad for bob because he could never go back if he wanted to

but i was happy that for now he was happy

Heksen
09-20-2009, 5:23 AM
bob is a pervert

Shrimps
09-20-2009, 5:27 AM
I cum so much tnx tempest

exetra
09-20-2009, 5:28 AM
EDGY AS FUCK HURR

Heksen
09-20-2009, 5:32 AM
the.... Eunuch Archive?

[could possibly be NSFW]

http://www.eunuch.org/main/

Hats of!
09-20-2009, 5:32 AM
Should've had images.

And yes you can pee with a boner.

exetra
09-20-2009, 5:34 AM
yes but the stream is very thin and it goes up into the air instead down into the toilet

also if you pee about 20 minutes after you cum it makes the tip of your dick sting like fuck

SlothMan
09-20-2009, 5:42 AM
i think i would rather eat an orange than read this tbh

SlothMan
09-20-2009, 5:43 AM
i simply don't get enough fruit these days

exetra
09-20-2009, 5:44 AM
i'm very happy for you sloth and i'mma let you finish but granny smith apples are one of the best fruits of all time

exetra
09-20-2009, 5:44 AM
is kanye interruption still cool? i haven't been online much for a few days

SlothMan
09-20-2009, 5:45 AM
granny smiths give me the green apple splatters

exetra
09-20-2009, 5:48 AM
:smug:

SlothMan
09-20-2009, 5:51 AM
you'll get yours, buddy

spaj
09-20-2009, 5:51 AM
i found it more humorous than cringeworthy

spaj
09-20-2009, 5:52 AM
burdizzos are so last year :rolleyes:

exetra
09-20-2009, 5:56 AM
NO NIKI

exetra
09-20-2009, 5:57 AM
i'll probably look at it later when my family/girlfriend aren't nearby

hollywood_maggot
09-20-2009, 6:04 AM
yes but the stream is very thin and it goes up into the air instead down into the toilet

also if you pee about 20 minutes after you cum it makes the tip of your dick sting like fuck

not true. I regularly pee shortly after I cum. the pee seems to have trouble getting there, and does fucking weird things when it comes out, but it dont hurt

Tyler_Legrand
09-20-2009, 6:21 AM
Surely, if that's how it feels for you, then it must feel like that for everyone else.

CuntMuppet
09-20-2009, 6:24 AM
i found it more humorous than cringeworthy

SlothMan
09-20-2009, 6:25 AM
exetra bro you get that stinging thing as well??

not alone five! :hf:

BmphP
09-20-2009, 6:29 AM
jesus fucking christ.

hollywood_maggot
09-20-2009, 6:43 AM
Surely, if that's how it feels for you, then it must feel like that for everyone else.

yeah, your point?

Alcoholic
09-20-2009, 6:47 AM
nsfw, just in case you didnt know what it looked like (http://content.worldgroups.com/GRP005/GrpPhotos/G/Genital_torture/061128/175924000.JPG)

oh God, i couldn't breath for the duration of time that this link was open

Tyler_Legrand
09-20-2009, 7:18 AM
yeah, your point?

MY PEE DOESN'T DO STRANGE THINGS YOU FREAK OF NATURE BUTTFUCK

Tyler_Legrand
09-20-2009, 7:18 AM
FACE

SlothMan
09-20-2009, 7:20 AM
this deaf kitten's got claws!

BreakTheWalls
09-20-2009, 7:29 AM
I pissed last night with a raging boner. I had to squat down to aim at the toilet.

I never get stings when I pee after ejaculation, although I always need to pee once I've done so.

Laurence
09-20-2009, 7:31 AM
the clamp thing looks like boltcutters what the christ

Fruitality
09-20-2009, 7:41 AM
well that was interesting

Laurence
09-20-2009, 7:45 AM
Aw, nuts

Laurence
09-20-2009, 7:45 AM
^ all too pertinent in this case

Fruitality
09-20-2009, 7:51 AM
you are a wise man, laurence

Desssert
09-20-2009, 8:10 AM
I didn't cringe a bit :wail:

I just thought 'what the fuck' a lot

Desssert
09-20-2009, 8:11 AM
and how the hell does a urethral relocation or whatever work and what does it look like

SlothMan
09-20-2009, 8:14 AM
come round and i'll show you

Laurence
09-20-2009, 8:17 AM
it looks like a pee-hole on your taint

azunder
09-20-2009, 8:40 AM
fuck i got a boner

Jackoff Shitler
09-20-2009, 8:41 AM
balls

Desssert
09-20-2009, 8:43 AM
it looks like a pee-hole on your taint

you're saying this as if i could imagine something as crazy as that

Clark
09-20-2009, 8:43 AM
holy fuck

Solacia
09-20-2009, 8:47 AM
Besides castration, Ken told me about something called a urethral reroute.


i stopped reading this piece of shit here

Laurence
09-20-2009, 8:48 AM
you're saying this as if i could imagine something as crazy as that

ok just imagine you have a vagina but just the urethra part and you still have a dick and, albeit dead, testicles

JohnDoe
09-20-2009, 9:37 AM
also if you pee about 20 minutes after you cum it makes the tip of your dick sting like fuck

ugh i hate the after pee stings

azunder
09-20-2009, 9:58 AM
I hate it when you get a boner after you've already cum 3 times in a day and your boner aches

azunder
09-20-2009, 9:58 AM
the only way to get rid of that shit is to fap again

azunder
09-20-2009, 9:58 AM
it's like a never ending cycle :wail:

Gilligan
09-20-2009, 10:03 AM
what's your record?

azunder
09-20-2009, 10:10 AM
10 times, i felt pretty depraved

Zebbs
09-20-2009, 10:11 AM
i'm lucky if i can get one a day

Remote
09-20-2009, 11:53 AM
I wouldn't jerk it if boners didn't bother as much.

Remote
09-20-2009, 11:54 AM
Seriously. You ignore it long enough it starts to ache.

Remote
09-20-2009, 11:55 AM
And if you jerk it too many times it hurts.

Jewy
09-20-2009, 12:31 PM
this thread is gross

BlackHood
09-20-2009, 12:34 PM
this thread is sexy

JohnDoe
09-20-2009, 12:36 PM
this thread is sexy

no jewy was right, its gross

Sieda
09-20-2009, 12:44 PM
...that was fucking horrible.



... why do i have a boner?

hollywood_maggot
09-20-2009, 9:14 PM
MY PEE DOESN'T DO STRANGE THINGS YOU FREAK OF NATURE BUTTFUCK

awwww. so no-one elses pee sometimes comes out at an awkward angle?

Sanlands
09-20-2009, 9:50 PM
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7651/stoneded.png

SlothMan
09-20-2009, 10:47 PM
:smug:

Blueblobb
09-20-2009, 10:48 PM
That was pretty fucked up actually, yeah

paraskeet
09-20-2009, 11:20 PM
i dont cringe i laugh you guys

SlothMan
09-20-2009, 11:32 PM
i laugh you too lmao

paraskeet
09-20-2009, 11:45 PM
slothman whenever i read your posts i picture the sloth in your avatar just sitting at a desk typing

paraskeet
09-20-2009, 11:46 PM
in a fancy office on the 37th floor of a office building

paraskeet
09-20-2009, 11:47 PM
then your secretary beeps in to let you know Mr. Johnson is going to be late for the meeting and that your wife is on line two to discuss which one of you is going to pick up the kids that day

Stealth Prawn
09-20-2009, 11:47 PM
i didn't cringe actually but maybe that's cause i lack nads

Dodger
09-20-2009, 11:49 PM
it would take a sloth a million years to do everything paraskeet just said

Dodger
09-20-2009, 11:49 PM
even one as efficient as slothman

hollywood_maggot
09-20-2009, 11:50 PM
i only really cringed when he said he used to tie up his own balls. the lack of pain meds and doing it yourself is what pained me.

hollywood_maggot
09-20-2009, 11:50 PM
also, yeah...why would you imagine slothman as having a job?

paraskeet
09-20-2009, 11:51 PM
no not slothman just his avatar

Dodger
09-20-2009, 11:52 PM
I don't think a sloth could even make it through business school

Dodger
09-20-2009, 11:53 PM
he'd never make it to class and his assignments would always be turned in late

hollywood_maggot
09-20-2009, 11:53 PM
but slothman is his avatar

he found the suit in a dumptser

Dodger
09-20-2009, 11:53 PM
your fantasy is just riddled with holes, paraskeet

Dodger
09-20-2009, 11:54 PM
so are mine, though

Dodger
09-20-2009, 11:54 PM
but different types of holes

Dodger
09-20-2009, 11:54 PM
vaginal ones

hollywood_maggot
09-20-2009, 11:58 PM
vaganal

paraskeet
09-20-2009, 11:59 PM
FINE I'LL KEEP MY FANTASIES TO MYSELF THANK YOU VERY MUCH

SlothMan
09-21-2009, 12:10 AM
i appreciate your fantasy, sk33t

though i think it would actually be like i would tell my wife to pick up the kids since i'll be working back late, while i'll actually be having sex with my secretary

also mr johnson is my drug dealer and i'm pissed off that my fix is late

paraskeet
09-21-2009, 12:11 AM
yeahhhhh........

paraskeet
09-21-2009, 12:11 AM
i like mine better

paraskeet
09-21-2009, 12:12 AM
but that one works too i guess

Alcoholic
09-21-2009, 12:21 AM
hey hey 'Skeet tell me your fantasies :hmm:

SlothMan
09-21-2009, 12:28 AM
im just keepin it real

OoooF4LiFe
09-21-2009, 12:32 AM
how long does it take to say your name?


ssssslllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttt hhhhhh

SlothMan
09-21-2009, 1:19 AM
about as long as it takes me to bust a fat nut all over your mother's back

Alcoholic
09-21-2009, 1:21 AM
2 1/2 minutes?

SlothMan
09-21-2009, 1:24 AM
if i feel like taking my time

Alcoholic
09-21-2009, 2:28 AM
slothfulness

SlothMan
09-21-2009, 2:41 AM
slothality

Alcoholic
09-21-2009, 2:48 AM
slothtitude

SlothMan
09-21-2009, 3:35 AM
alcoholicism

Alcoholic
09-21-2009, 3:36 AM
alcoholimia