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BmphP
09-28-2009, 3:40 PM
my best friend might be gay, and I think he's coming on to me. Every day he tries to touch my dick and and I tell him "no way bro, we're friends for life but that's all" and he always acts like he doesn't know what I mean but then he looks a little upset.

One day I went up to him and said "are you gay" and then he was like "no brah you know better than that!" and I just looked at him. Then he tried to kiss me and I was like "hold on there tiger!" and he turned around and ran home.

The next day he said he was under the influence of marijuana and said "I didn't know what I was doing! The devil had possession of me!" and I said "it was alright just turn to god"

So he went to this scared straight camp and he came out better but then a few months later he stuck his dick in my other friends ass.

Quadros
09-28-2009, 3:43 PM
Offer him dick, if he takes it he's deffo gay.

You're not though. You'd be a scientist

Raxo
09-28-2009, 3:48 PM
dude juts let him suck you off it aint gay because there's no butts involved

Tweek
09-28-2009, 4:21 PM
itd only be cradle if you cradled his balls in your hands and whispered to his penis

BmphP
09-28-2009, 4:26 PM
this was all a fabrication to see if you guys would provide sympathy in my plight

Tweek
09-28-2009, 4:28 PM
itd only be cradle if you cradled his balls in your hands and whispered to his penis
okay because of this cradle is now a euphemism for gay

Tweek
09-28-2009, 4:29 PM
bro thats so cradle

Remote
09-28-2009, 5:05 PM
Turn to God.

Remote
09-28-2009, 5:05 PM
ONLY THIS ONE HAS A MOTHER FUCKING BIG G!

Stealth Prawn
09-28-2009, 5:55 PM
Offer him dick, if he takes it he's deffo gay.

You're not though. You'd be a scientist

but scientists are just as gay

SourChicken
09-28-2009, 9:01 PM
bro thats so cradle

Cradle sex is so wrong and yet...

so right

SourChicken
09-28-2009, 9:01 PM
Cradle sex is so wrong and yet...

so right

lol rite in ur butt lmao