I just applied for a job

[pika]

Watch out world, i'll be earning minimum wage :smug:

[Ureshii]

buy a machete

[The Fetus]

I get payed to sit around and masturbate all day what'd you apply for?

[BmphP]

yelling 'pikachuuuu!!!!' at them

[Trashcat]

i make more than you

[LagFish]

buy a machete

then you can shoot up the place you work at and get more money

[BmphP]

do you know what a machete is?

[BmphP]

its a type of sandwich

[The Fetus]

i have a gun that shoots machetes.

[El Zilcho]

I have a machete that shoots guns.

[pika]

I get payed to sit around and masturbate all day what'd you apply for?

Zellers :smug:

[LagFish]

i put stickers on books and boss highschool kids around

[Desssert]

i get free frappachinos at my job :cool:

[Derelict]

with my new machete my job is whatever i say it si!

[Derelict]

espanol apparently

[Desssert]

it si

[KtotheT]

tldr

[Tweek]

who says youll get the job?

[Derelict]

the stars

[pika]

who says youll get the job?

My emergency first aid training. :cool:

[pika]

i put stickers on books and boss highschool kids around

What could this possible be?

[JohnDoe]

What could this possible be?

prostitute

[LagFish]

What could this possible be?

senior staff member at a book joint

[JohnDoe]

prostitute

called it

[pika]

What the fuck is all the purple gatorade for?

[LagFish]

What the fuck is all the purple gatorade for?

holy mother of shit purple gatorade is all i drink at work

it keeps me agile and alert

[pika]

So you can catch the kids trying to steal books?

[LagFish]

so i dont fall asleep when im alone in the store

[Tweek]

i want to work at a bookstore

[Laurence]

i want to work at a music store

[opn4bzns]

i wouldn't mind working at blockbuster

[opn4bzns]

i don't even like films that much, i just want to get paid to stand around and watch futurama

[Fruitality]

i got paid to sit around watching futurama but now im not allowed to anymore

:argh:

[Tyler_Legrand]

you didn't get it, did you?

[pika]

I'm playing the waiting game Tyler, they'll call me >:(

[SlothMan]

i neED A FUCKIN JOB IM BROKE

IM BROKE BITCHES

NO MORE CRACK PARTIES UNTILL SLOTH GETS A JOB

[LagFish]

when i move in november im applying for a job at toys'r'us :heya:

[SlothMan]

i considered applying for a job in a sex shop

[SlothMan]

i soon found out that they sell sexually oriented merchandise, not actual sex

[LagFish]

sex store communities are really closed off so you wont get it

[Zebbs]

they wont let you work at toys r us if you look like a sex offender

[Zebbs]

i found that out the HARD way

[SlothMan]

it was advertised on seek.com you spazwhore

[LagFish]

they wont let you work at toys r us if you look like a sex offender

im safe since most people think 12 year old boys are the sex DEffenders

[pika]

Slothman, as spame janitor you should demand rob let you in on a portion of the ad revenue

[Fruitality]

when i move in november im applying for a job at toys'r'us :heya:

the aspley toys'r'us is huuuge. i own many transformers and street sharks from there :hmm:

[LagFish]

the aspley toys'r'us is huuuge. i own many transformers and street sharks from there :hmm:

HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE ONE I'M APPLYING AT BECAUSE I'MA LIVE LIKE 5 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE HYPERMARKET WHAT THE FUCK

[Zebbs]

lol sux 2 b fruit now

[SlothMan]

hey fruity can i give you some spame cred to kill lagfish when she lives near you

[Fruitality]

hypermarket is a 5 minute walk from my grandparents house

thankfully i don't go there often

[Fruitality]

yeah sure sloth ill see what i can do

[LagFish]

but without me whom will you focus your love to hate comradery on?

[Ocellatus]

we'll get dubcow to come back

[LagFish]

but without me whom will you focus your love to hate comradery on?

MORE LIKE CUM-RAGGERY :lol: