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Con-Con
08-18-2007, 3:46 PM
Just wanted to know what you rather do?
This goes better in games and surveys.
Also didnt you just post one of these like 10 seconds ago?
Newbienice
08-18-2007, 3:53 PM
He forgot the poll in the first one. :/
Oinohtna
08-18-2007, 3:54 PM
Whats a realation?
Newbienice
08-18-2007, 3:55 PM
Relative maybe?
I have no idea what a realation is.
Con-Con
08-18-2007, 3:55 PM
Ya sorry, it was my first thread kinda f***ed if up :wail::wail:
Oinohtna
08-18-2007, 4:05 PM
Not to be a prick, but: "New members may not make new threads until they have been a member for 14 days and have made at least 25 posts." The rule might be there for a reason.
Mr Anorexia
08-18-2007, 4:08 PM
Not to be a prick, but: "New members may not make new threads until they have been a member for 14 days and have made at least 25 posts." The rule might be there for a reason.
Jesus fucking Christ that rule doesn't exist anymore. They use to set a block for people people that aren't a member for 2 weeks and the 25 posts thing, but they took it away.
You fucking prick.
Newbienice
08-18-2007, 4:08 PM
Why not just make an IQ test that you have to pass to join the forum?
Beefynick
08-18-2007, 4:14 PM
Why not just make an IQ test that you have to pass to join the forum?
It would cut down on the fan art.
Jesus fucking Christ that rule doesn't exist anymore. They use to set a block for people people that aren't a member for 2 weeks and the 25 posts thing, but they took it away.
You fucking prick.
Why was it taken out anyway?
irondragons
08-18-2007, 4:16 PM
Why was it taken out anyway?
Forum reset?
Forum reset?
The took it off before the reset.
Mr Anorexia
08-18-2007, 4:18 PM
It was taken out before the reset.
Have sex with a relative of course.. I have a hot cousin.
Does my hand count as a relative? If so then relative definitley!
Also the 25 post, 14 day thing was taken out because some people joined the forums to just post in showcase, and couldn't. :facts:
I'm sending this to G&S unless J-Rex wants to dump it.
SmileEmptySoul
08-18-2007, 7:26 PM
Technically, if you get married to someone, they become a relative, right? So of course, relative, I would just wait until post marriage.
Counterfeit Dreamer
08-19-2007, 1:19 AM
Die a virgin for sure.
The idea of incest makes my nether regions shrivel up.
TriSlash
08-19-2007, 2:59 PM
Does it have to be a blood relation? I see nothing wrong with related by marriage sex. E.g your mum remarries and your dad in law has a hawt daughter.
C00P_88
08-20-2007, 11:39 AM
There are always relations who arent very related to you and i gotta say, even if it was someone closer than a distant cousin....well id still do it. Just make sure the protection was all there and no way of incest deformity babies because as a woman who has had sex...theres no way i would not be able to have sex and anyone who doesnt want to, in my opinion, not even to see what its like is wierd and missing out, big time!!
So to sum up...one night of PROTECTED wierdness with someone who(according to what i see as the rules) doesnt have to be a close relative for a lifetime of pleasure....i would definitely do it
Quadros
08-20-2007, 11:47 AM
There are always relations who arent very related to you and i gotta say, even if it was someone closer than a distant cousin....well id still do it. Just make sure the protection was all there and no way of incest deformity babies because as a woman who has had sex...theres no way i would not be able to have sex and anyone who doesnt want to, in my opinion, not even to see what its like is wierd and missing out, big time!!
So to sum up...one night of PROTECTED wierdness with someone who(according to what i see as the rules) doesnt have to be a close relative for a lifetime of pleasure....i would definitely do it
...I love you.
beermonster256
08-21-2007, 8:02 AM
Sex with a relative. Wait til you get a brother or sister-in-law. Might stir up a bit of shit, but hey, you're off the leash!
PublicRestrooms
08-21-2007, 9:52 AM
I've no morals, so I'd definately do a cousin or two.
alrightDARLING
08-21-2007, 7:14 PM
After reading a lot of postsecret forums, the second option doesn't really seem like a big deal anymore.
SPLEEN!
08-23-2007, 5:11 AM
Virgin.
As soon as anyone mentions sex with a relation, I think of my little sister
*shudders*
Virgin.
As soon as anyone mentions sex with a relation, I think of my little sister
*shudders*
Strange, my reaction is quite the opposite.
I have a cousin I haven't seen for twenty years. She's apparently hot. I'd shag her. Hey, I might have already...
From what I recall a certain amount of inbreeding is good for the populations genetic health. It's how they breed mutations out of plants that have been subjected to mutagens for one reason or another. Can't remember much though..
So the upshot of that.. I would sleep with a relative! A distant cousin though as it's still kind of morally wrong, specially as all my cousins are below the age of 12, or they're the wrong sex.
Captain Insanity
08-23-2007, 6:55 AM
Better to live a life of lovin then die alone and loveless. So I'd sleep with a relation. A distant one. Extremely distant one.
Con-Con
08-25-2007, 7:24 PM
Thanks for the comments.I'd probebly:bag:a realation too
Ninja 2.0
08-26-2007, 12:14 AM
Whats so wrong with sleeping with a relative? I have some HOT cousins!!!
Except for the whole "mental retardation" thing...
Stealth Prawn
08-26-2007, 10:07 PM
Well technically, most people of the same race are DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT cousins, so I guess I could just find a white chick to bang.
Laced Oysters
08-29-2007, 7:02 PM
I love my family, but not in that way. :wail:
StrikeTwelve
08-29-2007, 7:30 PM
I would rather fuck a relative, because I'm sick in the head.
Duffman200512
08-29-2007, 9:03 PM
Well if the end of the world was at hand and i knew i was gonna die i guesss.....
Well id start with my cousin leazy, then my cousin maria, then my cousin on my fathers side leslie but only after her sister, But i dont feel like sharing the rest of my dooms day plan. Just in the spur of the moment though, not lie id plan it or anything
InTransit
08-29-2007, 9:11 PM
I'd rather die a virgin honestly. Plus, as a girl, vibrators are pretty pleasurable too. And sleeping with any relative is just EW!
opn4bzns
08-29-2007, 10:55 PM
I'd rather die a virgin. Incest is not cool.
Spastic
08-30-2007, 11:32 AM
This thread is horrible, but if i had to choose i would fuck a step sister or something.
Souldrinker
08-30-2007, 3:42 PM
I've always thought my brother was kinda cute.... ;)
Whorelock
09-03-2007, 3:04 AM
My mum is fucking sexy, I'd do her.
Kenneh
09-03-2007, 4:12 AM
Why the fuck would I commit incest?
virgins ftw.
RabidMonkey
09-03-2007, 5:16 AM
I'd much rather have sex with a relation XD
I have two hot cousins, one is 16, the other is 13.
I'm 15.
All the rest of my cousins are like, 25-40
C00P_88
09-03-2007, 5:39 AM
Omg, just reading through this thread again and no....those who said die a virgin probably havent had sex or if your a girl no orgasm? Sex is so much better than vibrators even at their best and the guys worst! And like i pointed out before, It doesnt say anywhere it has to be a close relative or even a blood relative so yeah...
Id so do the reli cos no sex would kill me!
Con-Con
09-03-2007, 5:49 PM
My mum is fucking sexy, I'd do her.
Ya,me too,only messing
afroman8675
09-08-2007, 1:11 AM
i have a hot cousin, so id go with fucking her than dieing a virgiin
fernandopassion
09-09-2007, 4:39 PM
idk, die a virgin
theres alaways self pleasure and with the technology these says...
maybe none of my relatives are just hot enough or something, haha
BAN ME PLEASE
09-09-2007, 4:45 PM
I'd probably do my mom or something.
afroman8675
09-13-2007, 12:45 PM
Man I don't need to hear about what you would do with your mom.
Spastic
09-13-2007, 1:43 PM
Man I don't need to hear about what you would do with your mom.
Did you even read the first post? That's what this thread is about.
afroman8675
09-13-2007, 2:00 PM
Yea but they meant relatives, doing it with the woman who gave birth to you is just disgusting. Maybe it's just me but a cousin or something is a lot more understandable, but It's fine whatever your into is none of my business.
Hulabalooza
09-13-2007, 2:10 PM
Im gunna go with my grandfather.
Freelancer
09-13-2007, 2:53 PM
Personally, Dieing a virgin would be one of my worst nightmares. I like sex too much. It doesn't have to be a blood relation anyways.
In all honesty, if I had a hot mom or sister, I'd fuck her.
I have a personal turn on of incest.
This chick I'm friends with benefits with had sex with her cousin.
So I had her give me details.
Oh yeah.
And we told everyone we are brother and sister at school.
And fool around in public to weird them all out, hella.
Am I a bad person?
Eons-Evil
02-08-2008, 9:53 PM
Alrighty then, since I'm not like most americans today who are complete sluts XD
I'd die a virgin.
XD Pssh, chyeah, sex is no big deal, chyeah?
Well then.
._. I Guess that's all I have to say
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Dresden
02-08-2008, 10:01 PM
Whats so wrong with sleeping with a relative? I have some HOT cousins!!!
Except for the whole "mental retardation" thing...
I was thinking that very thing. As long as it's protected and neither of you ever tell anyone... why not?
Awsumerthanyou
02-08-2008, 11:02 PM
Gee, I thought I was the only one with a hot cousin.
Con-Con
02-10-2008, 1:06 PM
I can't believe someone actually revived this shitty thread. Now let it die again.
Matrixangel
02-11-2008, 2:29 AM
Just wanted to know what you rather do?
I said die a virgin coz 1: my relatives are all...
and 2: I can still wank! :)
EDIT: I wish I had hot cousins...very good point by Dresden...the starter of this thread should be ashamed...
BilkEmDanno
02-11-2008, 2:45 AM
This thread is scary. Like, really scary. But hey, I do have a good lookin' cousin... ... ...
No, no. Must resist urge... but... but... the choice is so... the choice is so clear cut... either miss out or have it. Miss out or have it.
But WAIT! The poll says nothing about relatives, it says having sex with a relation. And you know what, having a relation is what makes sex worth it, kids. And knowing is half the battle.
GI JOE!
Con-Con
02-11-2008, 5:52 AM
Far, can you lock this thread, I can't find where you do it.
Con-Con
02-11-2008, 5:53 AM
Found it never mind.
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