Comics and Fan Art: v.4.0

[Arielcz]

That woman's pregnant belly looks like a masive errection...

[Undedmetaler666]

I dont see a difference...

The ones you are looking are new, i just changed some things and reposted in the same link.

[Vortex]

What in the fuck, is "shoop da woop" ? Besides that, it wasn't very funny, but the monster looks pretty damn cool, Bassz

You did well with your own style just in paint, Shagg. I'm ever so slightly impressed. :smile:

[Arielcz]

How can I get Flash for free on a Mac?

[Mr. Crow]

I can't see Ox's comics for some reason. :(

[Relaps]

How can I get Flash for free on a Mac?

You download the Trial, then you buy it.

[Prizm]

Hi. I'm um, new? Kinda, I've been following the fanart thread since... fanart #2 I think. Er... here? Oxtail you make MS paint look waaaay too easy.

http://i23.tinypic.com/k32cso.jpg

It's kind of an inside joke, but to understand it more, try: http://gabbly.com/explosm.net

Criticize away.

[theJack]

Hi. I'm um, new? Kinda, I've been following the fanart thread since... fanart #2 I think. Er... here? Oxtail you make MS paint look waaaay too easy.

http://i23.tinypic.com/k32cso.jpg

It's kind of an inside joke, but to understand it more, try: http://gabbly.com/explosm.net

Criticize away.

Still didn't get it...meh

Bottom of the page...again..oh well...

http://www.thelostone.com/images/coffee.jpg

[hzac]

It was ok Jack, I have seen a similar joke before. Also you broke the tables slightly.

[Prizm]

http://i24.tinypic.com/ojfaky.gif

Get this one?

[Relaps]

Dude's got an arm there, Prizm. Art's getting better, but...

Work on jokes.

[hzac]

No.

[mhale71]

I got sick of breaking the tables, so now Im going vertigo... *cough*... vertical.

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/4418/choresmq8.png

[Court]

Mhale, that reminded me of Family Guy and South Park.

[r0xx]

Fine, I tried making it in MS Paint..

Table Breakage (http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/AbortionKick.jpg)
Shag, OMG, best one yet!

[Snowland]

Fine, I tried making it in MS Paint..

Table Breakage (http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/AbortionKick.jpg)

Pretty funny. A bit odd how the "Pull teh string" sign dissapears on the last three frames, also if you got kicked like that, I suppose you'd have a rather awkward expession on your face. (Points at the fact the woman has a staring face at the last frame)

[CrumPoker]

Pretty funny. A bit odd how the "Pull teh string" sign dissapears on the last three frames, also if you got kicked like that, I suppose you'd have a rather awkward expession on your face. (Points at the fact the woman has a staring face at the last frame)
Nobody gets a expression on there face when kicked by ShitKicker.

This one includes a joke, no randomness!

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
Good

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1099/65536696oo7.png

[Vortex]

That contained a joke? :indiff:

mhale, that wasn't funny either. Guy tells him to do something, he does it. Unless ofcourse I misunderstood?

[r0xx]

Funny? I don't know, I had this idea in my head for a while and thought I'd throw it out there to see if anyone likes it.
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http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/mullet.png

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http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/ninjatext.gif

[Court]

That contained a joke? :indiff:

mhale, that wasn't funny either. Guy tells him to do something, he does it. Unless ofcourse I misunderstood?

I believe mhale is repeating something off family guy. Stewie mouths, "Fuck you" and Brian says "'I'm telling." Then Stewie goes "Wait.. I said vacuum!"
I'm pretty sure that's what he means.

[Prizm]

Thanks Relaps.

mhale, I like the guy's expression when he's vaccuuming, it's kickass.
r0xx, That made me giggle.

[Ox]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t268/oxtail-soup/NIGGERS.png

[PyroOwned]

NIGGERS! haha nice one. The fanart thread really has become lame recently, with wannabe relaps-style comics (I mean squiggly eye lines) and bad, just plain bad MS Paint art. Then Ox comes along and fixes it. Where's Relaps anyway? I mean his art.

[Grenchler]

i liked the Acronym one. made me lawl. in a lawly sort of way.


These are my first two comics, so be nice D: :P i like kris's style, as you can see.
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j22/Darkgrenchler/CH1.jpg

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j22/Darkgrenchler/CH2.jpg

[Shagg]

Grenchler, they were ok. Better then most people post as a first comic(s).

[Arielcz]

I liked the second one. Nice art for your first one.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p102/yoiamdaruler/tag.png

[Imagine_This]

I hope someone gets this one.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p38/Incapacitated_love/leavenothing.png

[Shagg]

Wha..What?

[Chris310]

What's wrong with a regular comic with a funny joke like Ox's? Don't need to make it hidden.

[Killer Carebear]

Wha.. wha.. what?

Wha..What?

POST COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT. I'll sue you. Nice one Ox :lol: Imagine I don't know what you're referencing.

[Arielcz]

I don't get Imagine's Comic.

[Imagine_This]

If anyone has seen the Nike commercial with the black dude running down the football field, and before he gets to the touchdown outstretches his arm. Then It says leave nothing. I just used this, with a serial killer black dude, i guess.

[Arielcz]

Kind of racist don't you think? Why not a Korean Killer?

[Morfrock Yartz]

Kind of racist don't you think? Why not a Korean Killer?

heres one of mine, it sucks, i know, big woop!

[Arielcz]

I don't get it... Is the dude backing away form the bullet?

[Morfrock Yartz]

hes meant to be running away but the bullet is to slow

[Chris310]

If you think it sucks why did you post it? Read the rules.

[Killer Carebear]

It's just best to learn to ignore them. Let them get infrac'd. They probably won't learn their lesson... but if we believe...

[Morfrock Yartz]

ok here we go.

[Arielcz]

Okay, those two were better, but you might want to delete one of those two posts before you get banned for double-posting.

[Killer Carebear]

*BIBLE SPOILERS*




http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4774/biblespoilerrb2.png

[Arielcz]

Loved it.

[Chris310]

Pretty good KC, I got a chuckle out of it.

[Imagine_This]

I agree Killer carebear, your best in my honest opinion..

[Johnny]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa115/JohnnyJohnson_2007/adsad.jpg

[hzac]

I got sick of breaking the tables, so now Im going vertigo... *cough*... vertical.

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/4418/choresmq8.png

I laughed for ages at this one. Great job. Maybe a little improvement on the art though.

[zymn]

wow.i come back and this place is a mess.thankfully,i have ideas for 2 hilarious comics.lol

but...some of the new ones are okay i gues...

[Urser]

wow.i come back and this place is a mess.thankfully,i have ideas for 2 hilarious comics.lol

but...some of the new ones are okay i gues...

What the fuck are you talking about? I have never seen you in this thread before. Also, I doubt your comics are going to be hilariously funny considering you can't even spell and space your words and punctuation properly.

If you're going to call this place a mess, please have the decency not to make it shittier by attempting to type with your face.

On a lighter note, I really liked KC's and Johnny's.

[I eat shit for a living]

Johnny: Next time, don't copy and paste the sandwich. It's not that difficult to draw a sandwich. Also joke was meh and really predictable.

[Snowland]

What the fuck are you talking about? I have never seen you in this thread before. Also, I doubt your comics are going to be hilariously funny considering you can't even spell and space your words and punctuation properly.

If you're going to call this place a mess, please have the decency not to make it shittier by attempting to type with your face.

On a lighter note, I really liked KC's and Johnny's.

I must say urser, this post only made the thread a bit better. <Insert AOLism here>

[Lamb]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t268/oxtail-soup/NIGGERS.png

hahaha, damn jews

[danthelegend]

Johnny's Comic (http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa115/JohnnyJohnson_2007/adsad.jpg)

Haha I thought that was comedy genius. Nice work. May need to work on the sketchiness of the art a bit though. Other than that, keep up the good work.

[ne3]

Johnny, nice one. Oh and, are you using gimp to create your comics?

[PyroOwned]

Yay, I finally thought of a comic!

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q136/pyro-gyro/quavers.jpg

Quavers are the English equivalent to Cheetos, just in case you Americans get confused.

[Hats of!]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/226/notahornql7.png

[PyroOwned]

Hats, what happened to your other style? It was so much better...:wail: Funny joke though.

[Hats of!]

Style's for the loser.

[r0xx]

ShaggMuffin, Although I love Shit kicker and not happy that you're trying to get rid of him, I thought I'd help end it for you. Don't take offense!
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http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/noshit.png

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http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/ninjatext.gif

[Ox]

Chuck Norris? Really? Sorry, I just didn't realise it was five years ago already.

[zymn]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5312/comic1du8.jpg

and...there ya go.

Question #1:What did i spell wrong?

Question #2:the way i type is faster,and it's better than n00b talk.

Note:if you go back a ways,you'll see some of my comics.
Note #2:sorry i said that i came back.i typed that at 3 in the morning and wasn't thinking... :P

[Ox]

Question 2 isn't a question. I don't care how fast it is, nothing you say is so important that you need to post it before you can type it out properly.

The comic was pretty lame. Art was poor and the joke's over-done.

[Exodist]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a348/pbking0101/Creations/cd0c61ca.jpg
Gay =.-

[Ox]

This is Sparta jokes were overdone before the movie came out. Be more funny.

[Vortex]

Yay, I finally thought of a comic!

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q136/pyro-gyro/quavers.jpg

Quavers are the English equivalent to Cheetos, just in case you Americans get confused.

Wotsits are more like Cheetos, Quavers are nothing like them! ;) Pretty okay comic though, even though i think ive seen one with the Cheeto equivalent.

Sparta jokes suck. Chuck Norris jokes suck.

KC, I loved the bible spoiler one. Only one i've laughed at in the last page or so.

[Exodist]

This is Sparta jokes were overdone before the movie came out. Be more funny.

Yeah. I didn't have a lot of time on my hands, and I'm on shooms.

[Lamb]

Roxx, chuck norris doesn't smile.. only when black people say ,,that is wack" as seen in walker texas ranger

[Snowland]

Some comic thingy.
Gay =.-


Is it me or does his pee look green?
Is his pee still floating in the air, even though he was kicked away?
Overdone?
Why post it if you think it's gay? (You were right, it is gay)

[suicidal_pencil1]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x313/suicidal_pencil/pokemonsuck.jpg

i need to do better than just MsPaint...

[Prizm]

@suicidal_pencil1: Using MS paint is not an excuse, you can create very formulaic and nice looking characters using MS paint. Though Ox does make it seem crazily easy.

[Imagine_This]

I laughed at the chucknorris comic, but that's all for this page, everything else needs work.

[r0xx]

Yay, someone appreciates Chuck! Thanks Imagine_This

[Ox]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t268/oxtail-soup/LOLFAG.png

Hey, Suicide Pecil, your shitty comic is your own fault, not MS Paint's. Suck a fuck if you think you'll get away with that lame excuse.

[Dark2.0]

I am loving your recents comics Ox.
r0xx I don't know why but I love your art.

P.S.
if someone really needs a serial number for flash PM me I have one from a friend.

[CrumPoker]

Ox: the face in the 3rd panel gave me a laugh, the 4th panel blew my head off. Wd. :>

[Johnny]

Johnny, nice one. Oh and, are you using gimp to create your comics?

I use MS Paint. I started to use it when I realised it gave the same results as paint.net 'cept it was easier to use.

Nice one Ox. Is it just me or does your style vary from time to time?

[HappyPalooza]

I probably would've loved the Chuck Norris comic if I saw it a year ago.
Here's my third attempt:
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x285/HappyPalooza/Cyanide%20and%20Happiness%20Fancomics/CH3.jpg

[Dark2.0]

Bravo HP I loved it unexpected and I loved his face in the last panel

[Flyingburittopanda]

PyroOwen, i have most definately seen that joke somewhere before. It's not an original idea, i can't quite remember where but i know i've seen it before.



EDIT: HaHa HP, didnt see that one coming.

[Lag]

Happy, your art is charming, I must say. I liked the joke, just that less panels on the wrecking ball would have given it more "sudeninity," which in turn emphasizes the joke.

[Grenchler]

OMG. LOL. that just made my day. great comic. wasn't expecting it. roflz.

heres mine, but seriously, that was quite funny. XD.


http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j22/Darkgrenchler/CH3.jpg

[Dark2.0]

Arts ok but it has been done before(the joke).

[Ox]

I use MS Paint. I started to use it when I realised it gave the same results as paint.net 'cept it was easier to use.

Nice one Ox. Is it just me or does your style vary from time to time?
It varies virtually comic-by-comic. I interchange between styles in both Flash and MS Paint. Gotta keep things fresh. Here's one in the same style as the last:

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t268/oxtail-soup/YoungLadyCat.png

Nothing like a bit of current events, eh? (That's real Burmese/Myanmar, by the way!)

[Flyingburittopanda]

http://img357.imageshack.us/my.php?image=comicyc5.jpg (sorry, i didnt know how else to host it and im pretty knackered and can't be bothered to do anything else)

Okay my 1st ever comic, the art needs alot of work i know but im using my laptop touchpad and i never was good at finger painting.
I will have to buy a mouse for this and i will download flash when i get the time.

For now how should i improve?

Edit: Ox that made me laugh =] and i love your art!!
(another) Edit: I literally did that comic from the time i last posted to now.

[Chris310]

For now how should i improve?


As Ox says, be more funny. Your art is decent but the joke wasn't funny at all.

[Dark2.0]

I finally got inspired to make a comic. Here goes..... nothing

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee52/UberDark001/condom-1.png

For those who do not understand..... (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/sprayon-condom-from-liquid-rubber-to-sweet-love-in-mere-seconds-217933.php)

[Grenchler]

HURRAY FOR INTERNET FADS

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j22/Darkgrenchler/CH4.jpg

[Prizm]

A little story on how I met my friend.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/evanhsu/nohomo.png
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My name is Prizm, and this is my sig =D









http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/evanhsu/nohomo2.png

YAY!

[Chris310]

Congrats Prizm, you fail. Horrible, not funny at all.

[Dark2.0]

I guess my comic passed as neutral. Anyway prizm maybe it would be funny if the chracters were flipped. Black is the one doing all the raping and whitey enjoying it.

[Tyler_Legrand]

I use MS Paint. I started to use it when I realised it gave the same results as paint.net 'cept it was easier to use.

Nice one Ox. Is it just me or does your style vary from time to time?

Hats, what happened to your other style? It was so much better...:wail: Funny joke though.

Conforming to a "style"... Is overrated.

[Urser]

Palooza's becoming one of my favourites. ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/ursername180/Extra/AwkwardExplosm.png

:wail:

[Luisfer]

OH MY GOD URSER

THAT COMIC WAS JUST FREAKING ADORABLE :clap:

and yes I am serious

[Prizm]

Thanks for the suggestions. I'll try and actually get a damn joke next time ><

[Urser]

Okay, okay. I actually have one with a joke this time.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/ursername180/Extra/PMSExplosm.png

[theJack]

HURRAY FOR INTERNET FADS

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j22/Darkgrenchler/CH4.jpg

OK I give up. What is with this black-faced pokemon reject that shoots blue fire? This is like the 4th comic it's been in. Am I missing some great new anime cartoon you kiddies are hiding away or some shit 'cause I really don't get the funny in it..

[Urser]

OK I give up. What is with this black-faced pokemon reject that shoots blue fire? This is like the 4th comic it's been in. Am I missing some great new anime cartoon you kiddies are hiding away or some shit 'cause I really don't get the funny in it..

It's just one of the most famous internet memes evar!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER

[Relaps]

Urser, Shoop was funny and unexpected the first comic. Gettin' tired and old now, such as all memes go.

[Urser]

Why you talking to me for?

It's not like I made that comic. :ahe:

[Vortex]

Grenchler, fantastic art, and I really liked the last one. First one, as has been said, is overdone.

Ox, I liked the hasslehoff one, even though it was clearly a piss take. SHOOPDAWOOP.

HappyPalooza, I love your art, and the joke was excellent. Well done :)

Buuuut yeah. The shoopdawoop thing is pretty old already. :wail:

[Ox]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t268/oxtail-soup/Lotto.png

[Snowland]

Hahaha Ox, that was funny. Damn, he most be broken at the end.

[Bosskid]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t268/oxtail-soup/LOLFAG.png





I don't get it.... =(

It's not funny at all.

At...all....

[Ox]

You may not get the references, but it is funny.

[suicidal_pencil1]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x313/suicidal_pencil/missed.jpg

[Mr Anorexia]

You may not get the references, but it is funny.
Toot toot! goes Oxtail's horn.

[CrumPoker]

I get it, not funny either, and if your using MS PAINT. I make the body, copy and paste it into the others panels so there the same.
And there skin is always pink. :(

[Kenneh]

That comic was so bad Audioslave had to come out of the Debate Zone and infract you.

Haha.

[Audioslave]

Apparently I mod all the topical forums now, so you all better wear a helmet.

And if somebody can explain that to me, I'd be more than willing to reverse it but...I have no fucking clue what is going on in that comic...

[Spagent]

First comic :dance:
http://img504.imageshack.us/my.php?image=frenchnn4.png

[Smirk]

Reminds me of this for some reason
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/army_20knives.jpg

[popl8]

First comic :dance:
http://img504.imageshack.us/my.php?image=frenchnn4.png

I liked it, didn't laugh, but smiled, and thats a start. Good first comic!

[Lamb]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x313/suicidal_pencil/missed.jpg
Ox... it's a Crank reference... a bad one
Nevertheless, I've seen worse

[popl8]

Latest one...

http://img267.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shortlegjk2.png

[Chris310]

Just a heads up guys, when a character gets shot and the bullet goes through the panels or skips a panel or anything of the sort, not funny, old.

[Killer Carebear]

Palooza's becoming one of my favourites. ;)

Awkward Comic

:wail:

I remember that style... back in the day...

[Lissa]

Urser switch back to your old style. It's much cuter. :whale:

[Killer Carebear]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4324/blindye7.png
Thank you Lissa for posting something... I waited so long to not double post :wail:

[Lissa]

It got a chuckle out of me :fmita:. And WTF IS THIS SHIT ITS A COMIC

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u233/lavacow2/WhosJesus.jpg

[Jamez5000]

lol, I like that Lissa, good stuff :)

[Cheesymaroon]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6408/ccsdj6.png

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/2710/ccsjf9.png

[Vortex]

Haha, Lissa. Good stuff :smile: I agree, about ursers old style being mega cool, too! ;)

Cheesymaroon, I don't get it. :indiff: Are they the same comic? If not, I think i get the first one, but the second is confusing.

[Cheesymaroon]

Actually, theres no intentional logic behind either of them.

[Jam_man]

Spagent i enjoyed your first comic.
Cheesymaroon i was not entirelly sure what was happening in you're comic, as Vortex said it was very confusing.
Lissa that was a good comic as usual.
Oxtail-Soup i really loved the second panel.
User i loved how both comics on this page and how you're characters look

[mhale71]

It got a chuckle out of me :fmita:. And WTF IS THIS SHIT ITS A COMIC


Lissa I liked that, very humerous.

And argh.. another one, be warned guys, its pretty lame..
ULTIMATE FAIL (http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1858/failfv4.png)

[Matterialize]

And argh.. another one, be warned guys, its pretty lame..
ULTIMATE FAIL (http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1858/failfv4.png)

Agreed. :thdown:

[popl8]

mhale, if the idea pops into your head and you don't at least half smile, then it ISN'T worth doing it. Don't just fill the thread with useless shit.

[Hats of!]

I just need a reason why Peter left Genesis do die...

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9739/genesisjo4.png

And why did Roger leave Floyd?

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7466/pfup5.png

[suicidal_pencil1]

mhale made me smirk, not much more

haha, good one hats

[CrumPoker]

Wheres ant and relaps when you need them! :(

[Chris310]

Lissa I liked that, very humerous.

And argh.. another one, be warned guys, its pretty lame..
ULTIMATE FAIL (http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1858/failfv4.png)

Please never post here again. EVER!

EDIT: KotP :king:

[BeautifulGorgeous]

And Fag of the Page

[Vortex]

Urgh. You really are a moron, BeautifulGorgeous. You seem to have an enormous dislike for anything fanart, so why the shit do you bother coming here? 'tard.

mhale, I actually might've liked it without all the shit in the middle: "BLAAGHEGSHSJZORP STUFF I PUT HERE THEN DIDNT DELETE, HYUNNNSSGHGGAAAA" ... That kinda stuff.

[Chris310]

And Fag of the Page

Here comes another infraction for you.

[Shagg]

And Fag of the Page

Sooo, when are you gonna get Perma-banned? I'm so excited I'm counting down the days. :dance:

[Killer Carebear]

Who wants to bet on whether or not BG gets banned this time? And mhale's wasn't really funny.

[Lissa]

Hey ShaggMuffin.







Oh and yeah, good one Hats. And stop talking about BG getting banned.

[Shagg]

Hi Lissa. :lol:

Good Jeebuz comic, by the way.

[Lissa]

Oh, you. :shobon:

[Snowland]

And Fag of the Page

Ahh, but I think that award fits you the best :)

[PyroOwned]

New style + Weird thought + Creativity = Comic

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q136/pyro-gyro/shlurp.gif

[Penis_Captivus]

Hehe funny.

[Sh0e]

And argh.. another one, be warned guys, its pretty lame..
ULTIMATE FAIL (http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1858/failfv4.png)
That sir.. is the funniest comic i saw in weeks ! i know its not supposed to be funny but i like nonsense i guess
:thup: for u!

[PyroOwned]

Did people like the art though? That was the main gesture of the comic.

[Chris310]

Art is nice and simple Pyro, good work. For some reason, I think the joke would be better the other way around though, if they started off as siamese twins.

[PyroOwned]

Ok, I'll do it now.

EDIT- No I won't. Saved it in a file type that I can't open in Flash again. Oh well.

[Savaril]

Where's Savaril when you need him? OH SNAP IM RIGHT HERE!

http://i21.tinypic.com/23u8tcj.png


Dont ask about this comic, I made it a month ago or something.

Yeah, I don't really remember making it either but whatever.

Also, Whats with everyone putting internet memes in their comics? I was putting SHOOP DA WOOP in my comics before it was cool, I was doing it when Skittler was still around.

EDIT: I think I was drunk when I made it.

[Hats of!]

The laser thingy is as bad as any other catches. Like Hat and Cane.

[Grenchler]

XD dunno why i found that funny. anyway...

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j22/Darkgrenchler/CH5.jpg

guess that game! whoever wins gets a cookie.

[PyroOwned]

Haha nice one Grenchler. No idea which game though.

[istalklang]

I thought it was Metal Gear, is it not?

[Grenchler]

I thought it was Metal Gear, is it not?

Correctamundo.

(^_^)>@

there ya go.

[popl8]

http://img471.imageshack.us/my.php?image=showeryl2.png

[PyroOwned]

The Soap was floating? Also, the guy should have a cock. Just put NSFW next to the link.

Art was mediocre.

[popl8]

The Soap was floating? Also, the guy should have a cock. Just put NSFW next to the link.

Art was mediocre.

If you look next to each shower there are small shelf things, it is on one.

[PyroOwned]

Not in the second frame. Oh well.

You've changed it as well. The wall was grey before.

[popl8]

Not in the second frame. Oh well.

The second frame would be the frame where it is falling off the shelf..?

[PyroOwned]

Yes. The line it was on bends in the wrong way as to the way the soap is falling. Plus a line is a very good shelf anyway :facts:

[mhale71]

Sorry to those that didnt like my last comic, if you didnt get it the joke was pretty much poking fun at its own uselessness, and my laziness, the middle was gold, but yeah, probably could have done without it.

[PyroOwned]

Latest comic!
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q136/pyro-gyro/sleptwith.gif

[Hats of!]

Haha! That was mighty good.

[PyroOwned]

And another one bites the dust...
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q136/pyro-gyro/arsehurts.gif

[wasted space]

And another one bites the dust...
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q136/pyro-gyro/arsehurts.gif

the best one in a while

[PyroOwned]

Thanks. :fmita:

[CrumPoker]

LMAO. LOL. ROFL. PMSL. WD. MEDAL.
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[suicidal_pencil1]

i think a package of cookies is in order!

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best one in my opinion

[PyroOwned]

Which one? Maths teacher or How many slept with?

[Grenchler]

math teacher = best one in a long while. congrats. :P very humorous/unexpected.

[PyroOwned]

I really didn't expect that much of approval of my comic....:fmita: Thanks Everyone! I'll make more tomorrow. :douchecock:

[Lag]

I liked the Math teacher, but I've heard it before.

[Mr Anorexia]

Both of them suck.

[PyroOwned]

I thought I'd heard it before. Oh well. Anyone else posting comics or just me?

[Penis_Captivus]

I liked the Math teacher, but I've heard it before.

Same here.
Still good though.

[mafropetee]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/MafroPetee/cyanidehappiness.jpg

[popl8]

Sorry man, that one kinda failed, I don't know if it was the art, the joke, or the fact that I had to work out for a second the word 'very' in the 3rd frame, guess that shows why you shouldn't break the tables though.

Keep trying man!

[Relaps]

Dear mafropetee:

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs5/i/2004/312/e/8/Cotton_Candy_by_kris_wilson.jpg
And that's where the Comic name was born from.


Also, get better art. Now. Like, don't even make another comic like that.

[LaPhBu]

This is my first comic ever, be brutal..


http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/1133/chcomiced0.th.png (http://img66.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chcomiced0.png)

[Urser]

Be brutal, you say?

That was shit. Want to improve? Too bad, you can't.

[Ox]

Old joke, poorly executed. It looked like the retarded kid drew it. Brutal? Perhaps. Honest? Definitely.

[LaPhBu]

maybe a retarded kid DID draw it o.O just kidding, any pointers because I am really bored and I want.. tips..

[Ox]

Draw better and be original. Seriously. Look at good comic makers, see what they do. Do that, but don't just copy them. Everyone knows what makes a good-looking comic, just spend a bit of time on it.

For example, your comic had stupid, thick, shaky outlines. Make them thinner and smoother.

Also, the speech sounded like a foreign person got the jist of a joke and tried to explain it in their second language. Try to make the language more natural.

Finally, if you draw a smiley face in a speech bubble again, I'm going to murder you in your sleep. THE PERSON SPEAKING HAS A FACE.

[hzac]

I seriously just got Johnny's joke. I thought literal jokes were out though? If not ill post 3 of mine right now. Note: Some of you may of seem them before.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p22/hzac1337/funeralflipped.png

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p22/hzac1337/square.jpg

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p22/hzac1337/lewlmoon.jpg

Predictable? Yes. Only becuase they are literal. Also sorry for slight table break.

[suicidal_pencil1]

i really, really liked them!

4/5 on the first, unexpected and twisted.....
3/5 on the second
3/5 on the third, could use better art on the people.

[HipHipHooray]

I really have no problem with literal jokes as long as they're funny... :indiff:

Also, in the first one, I get the joke... But isn't the guy in the first panel pointing the wrong way?

[r0xx]

I take this from a joke I heard a very long time ago that still gets a chuckle. Hope you enjoy.
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http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/hooker.png

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No Sig for you!

[ne3]

r0xx, the only bad things about your comics seems to be that you take jokes that you've heard seen, and that's how it has been for the last 3 comics atleast. Stop doing that, and try to make up your own jokes.

[Ox]

I really have no problem with literal jokes as long as they're funny... :indiff:

Also, in the first one, I get the joke... But isn't the guy in the first panel pointing the wrong way?
Yes he is and it pissed me off.

Those jokes sucked, by the way.

[Tyler_Legrand]

My favouritest fan art comic ever was the "baby fight" one. No one has been able to beat it.

[Urser]

Did it really have to be 6 panels long? I could think of a shorter, better version.

Panel 1 - Boy: I had sex with grandma.
Panel 2 - Man: You can't do that! She's my mother!
Panel 3 - Boy: You have sex with my mum all the time.

Also, it's stolen, so I don't know why I care.

EDIT: What baby fight comic?

[Ox]

Holy shit, I've been drawing this for the last 20 minutes... coincidence?

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t268/oxtail-soup/FirstSteps.png

[ne3]

It gave me a chuckle, but I think you could have left out the last panel, or drawn the last panel in a other way. I think his attack looks pretty awkward, even if he's unable to use his legs.

[Ox]

It's entirely meant to look awkward. I'll draw it with Flash when I get home.

[Hats of!]

Ox, what the hell? Stop use Paint.

[Ox]

Ox, what the hell? Stop use Paint.
Stop use broken English, Swedish boy! It's a quicky because I'm at work, you'll get a sexy revamped Flash version once I'm home.

[Hats of!]

Wow... I can't wait.

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9822/eragonez1.png

[PyroOwned]

Nice one Hats. :douchecock:

My latest:
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q136/pyro-gyro/tablefightback.gif

[Vortex]

Holy shit, I've been drawing this for the last 20 minutes... coincidence?

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t268/oxtail-soup/FirstSteps.png

Ahahah. I do enjoy a good baby assault every once in a while ;)

Pyro, I liked it, but I saw it coming after I saw "the tables fight back", but still, nice idea all the same.

Also, hzac, I remember that mooning one. Classic! :dance:

[spaj]

Pyro, I liked yours. It was cute.

[r0xx]

Attempt #2 for today.

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http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/chocolaterain.png

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No Sig for you!

[Hats of!]

No Laugh for you!

[PyroOwned]

No Laugh for you!

The Swede said it all. Not funny, even jokes about killing old memes are bad.

[Hats of!]

The last frame... Isn't chocolate suppose to be brown?

[Mr. Crow]

STOP. MAKING. COMICS. ABOUT. INTERNET. MEMES.

Jeez. They're not funny.

[Snowland]

The last frame... Isn't chocolate suppose to be brown?

I think it's chocolate mixed with blood. I think those kids must be pshycho to jump around and think it's yummy.

[Ox]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t268/oxtail-soup/Bounty.png



LITERAL JOKES WILL NEVER DIE!

[PyroOwned]

:rimshot:

I like his face in the last frame, Ox.

[FatPete]

Probably something no one knows (though I have i t on good authority that Hats of! would know), but in Sweden we have a chocolate bar names Bounty. That would've been the literal joke if I had made it.

I don't know why I just said that.

[Ox]

I was going to draw a bounty chocolate bar and have a fourth frame where he said something like... "I smell coconuts." I can't remember what a Bounty wrapper looks like and I don't think they have those in America, so half the people here wouldn't get it.

[Lag]

Ox made a good literal joke since it was vague enough so you don't get it before the punchline. Also toilet humor is always fun.

[danthelegend]

LITERAL JOKES WILL NEVER DIE!

Oh sweet Jesus, that's the funniest thing I have ever seen. I'm really cracking up over that. Nice one, Ox

[Lamb]

Wow... I can't wait.

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9822/eragonez1.png

didn't star wars have 6 parts? even though they were segmented in two trilogies?

[danthelegend]

didn't star wars have 6 parts? even though they were segmented in two trilogies?

Yeah, but only the second trilogy (or first one, depends how you look at it) is worth mentioning. So we can only imagine that is the trilogy he is referring to.

[Lamb]

and that makes it a 6 part movie... a mediocre 6 part movie, if we add the 3 good parts and the 3 bad parts

[Ox]

Three comics in two pages? I am spoiling you!

Based (almost) on a real life experience...

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t268/oxtail-soup/Scottinsane.png

[Lissa]

Funny just because it's you Ox. Just because it's you. :whale:

[Ox]

Oh Lissa, if you were just a few years older, or I a few years younger....

we'd be the same age. Wouldn't that be cool?!

[CharlieH]

Hey Ox, whats the deal with your new art.

I reckon your old MS Paint art was much better, in the sense it looked cleaner and neater.

Bring it back I say.

[Lissa]

Oh Lissa, if you were just a few years older, or I a few years younger....

we'd be the same age. Wouldn't that be cool?!

Exactly what I was thinking.

[Ox]

Hey Ox, whats the deal with your new art.

I reckon your old MS Paint art was much better, in the sense it looked cleaner and neater.

Bring it back I say.
I don't use one kind of art. I find it stale and boring. I constantly swap between Flash and Paint and use different looks for different comics.

[Killer Carebear]

Three comics in two pages? I am spoiling you!

Based (almost) on a real life experience...

Insane Scot Comic

So I'm guessing in the real life situation, you didn't say "Awrite. How's it goin?"

Nice one, by the way :lol:.

[OddKid506]

Was I missed?

Ox: You're last one was rather Scottish of you, you violent, drunken bastard. Me likey! I laughed my ass off at your 3 latest ones.

Everything else on this and the last page was dissappointing.

[Awesome-o]

Here's my first one ever.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f104/funkym7/CyanideandHappyness.jpg

I can't think of jokes for the life of me.

I like that one.
Probably because im a guitarist and i hate guitar hero.

Most of these comics are great. Keep up the good work.

[Ox]

Spadiddle's comic was over 20 fucking pages ago, get a grip.

[mhale71]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9042/whatbh5.png

[r0xx]

mhale71, that was good, gave me a good chuckle.

[Hats of!]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6563/nofq7.png

Influenced by Ox.

[Urser]

Would've made more sense if the blue guy got raped by the guy in red then. :ahe:

OOOoooor the other way around. :heya:

[ant]

Like the new style OX, it looks nice. Oh and I like those last two Hats Of did plus mhale71's one. Heres a few i've done cos I haven't be on much recently.

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6321/26resizedpi7.png

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8909/27resizedxt9.png

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5629/28resizedvl5.png

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1609/29resizedfd1.png

As you can probably tell, I've been running out of inspiration haha

Cheers

[Mr. Owl]

Mhale, that made me laugh hard. Oh, and It occurs to me I havent posted a comic in like 30 pages, so I will have on up this afternoon.

[CharlieH]

I liked all of ant's comics, except the last one.

The art isn't too bad either.

[Lamb]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9042/whatbh5.png

I will say this: http://dl.ziza.ru/other/082007/30/pics/02_pics_82027.jpg

Ant, I love your art but your jokes aren't that good

[trimus]

my first brainstorm 20 secs made cartoon
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2731/posqo3.jpg

Don't click the link. Seriously. Fucking hell.

[PyroOwned]

What the flying fuck trimus.
a) not fanart
b) broke tables
c) REALLY REALLY unfunny
d) bad art anyway - his eye is melting.

A person dying in a fire would have thought of a better comic in "20 seconds"

[arcto10]

What the flying fuck trimus.
a) not fanart
b) broke tables
c) REALLY REALLY unfunny
d) bad art anyway - his eye is melting.

A person dying in a fire would have thought of a better comic in "20 seconds"


Your replie made me laugh an uncountable amount more than trimus's shitty shitty non-fan art. Thanks!

Ant those comics are excellant. Keep em up!

Also, i miss shitler, they should let him back for a little while. As shit as he was, ya kinda miss the uproar he caused.

[Hats of!]

Would've made more sense if the blue guy got raped by the guy in red then. :ahe:

OOOoooor the other way around. :heya:

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/48/no2mq8.png

Urser makes me do bad things.

[Killer Carebear]

I'll credit Urser for making me laugh for 5 minutes straight. And the guy's expression in the last panel.

[PyroOwned]

Hahaha Hats. The 4th panel blue guy's expression is priceless! :fmita:

[danthelegend]

I will say this: http://dl.ziza.ru/other/082007/30/pics/02_pics_82027.jpg

Ant, I love your art but your jokes aren't that good

I was just looking for that picture. I was sure I'd heard that before.

[Lissa]

Also, i miss shitler, they should let him back for a little while. As shit as he was, ya kinda miss the uproar he caused.

No.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

my first brainstorm 20 secs made cartoon
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2731/posqo3.jpg

Don't click the link. Seriously. Fucking hell.

I was expecting him to say hello to some guy, calling him a piece of shit but instead I get the literal meaning. I laughed so hard.

[Agauos]

so, between flash and photoshop, which one is better?

[Imagine_This]

That's all up to opinions.

[Agauos]

i know o.o

i need opinions.

[Johnny]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa115/JohnnyJohnson_2007/chuuu.jpg

[BAN ME PLEASE]

It took me a second to get but it was funny.

[GSOM]

my first brainstorm 20 secs made cartoon
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2731/posqo3.jpg

Don't click the link. Seriously. Fucking hell.
That is seriously fucking classic. I was more entertained by that than anything in this thread.

[Shagg]

The last two/three pages are quite funny if I say so myself. Well done chaps. :mmyes:

Except one question...



http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p22/hzac1337/square.jpg


http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/BeSquare.jpg


ARE THEY THE SAME GUY?! :aaa:


P.S- I'll start making comics once I figure how to get Flash back.. cause I know you guys TOTALLY love me, right? :lol:

[Jam_man]

You know we do Shagg.

Nice comics ant.

[Prizm]

But... that's a rectangle...

[OddKid506]

For some reason when I looked at the comic in the thread for Trimus' infraction, I burst out laughing. I've been away, and now I think there may be something seriously wrong with me.

Shagg: You've gotten better since the last time I saw your work. Keep it up.

Johnny: That caught me off guard... Nice one.

Hats Of!: I once had sex with a Swede. Then for some strange reason my dinner tasted like ass.

EDIT: I have a few ideas for some comics... but unfortunately ADD is preventing me from sitting down long enough to draw them. However I intend to get a drawing tablet some time in the not so distant future which will reduce the time it takes to dissappoint you lot.