Comics and Fan Art: v.4.0

[popl8]

Sorry Charlie, that was not funny at tall, I don't like having to read a paragraph of text in a comic to be honest, it should just be quick and clever. Also, I know some Jamaicans, they don't use the word Tosser.

The 'Jamaican' guy is just a white guy, from London, wearing a striped shirt.

[Shagg]

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/Recount.jpg

Table breakage.

DONT TAZE MEH

[popl8]

Sorry Shagg, I didn't like it, joke was kinda poor, just felt really weak.

[Chris310]

Shagg: Art was pretty bad and Kerry's expression in the second panel looks like he's giving head. Putting !!!11eleven! was completely unecessary and stupid. Also, your font doesn't fit a comic. Oh, and your joke was non-existant. Maybe 4 years ago this would've been a good joke.

Charlie: First off, Jamaicans don't wear multi-coloured shirts, it's just red, yellow and green. Second, your joke had a stereotype, which isn't a bad thing but your punchline ruined it. One last thing, the head of the purple guy is too small in the last frame.

[Barry the Time Sprout]

I've been experimenting with backgrounds and perspectives, let me know what you think. cheers:

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s256/sproutie_2007/COMIC06.png

[davidmanman]

It was good, but I must have heard that joke at least 10 times. The backgrounds do add a lot though.

[Arielcz]

Shagg, I normally like you comics, but this one didn;t do good at all.

[RandomFunn]

Yeah I know what it was I was trying to think of the proper term for it, seems a bit too big for me.

Parabolic reflector?

[ne3]

BTTS, your art reminds me terribly much of Urser's.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p102/yoiamdaruler/spartab.png

[Caryla]

Since when does the fanart column have more text than comics?

[DarkMountain]

Since more people comment than make comics :)

[theJack]

haha I like that last one Dav

Here's my latest, It wont make any sense unless you've seen this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2KXambmsKlw)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/1711/31resizedsu8.png

Pretty poor attempt :blanky: but I was listening to that song while thinking of a comic idea.

Cheers

Wow.....that must be one of the worst fuckin' songs I've heard in a long time. No wonder it stifled your usual creative genius. The art is excellent, though.

(Ya, I'm slow. Been working alot.)

[Penguin Sauce]

Well, heres my "run" comic.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8017/poopoy8.png

Thought it was about time for a slightly gross comic.

Also I am aware my characters don't have mouths unless they are expressing something, that is just how I like it, seems much cleaner to me.

[Ox]

Its "the runs" not "a run". Shame on you.

And, Caryla, since dickholes like DarkMountain who think they're funny post too many shitty comments instead of comics we can make fun of.

[ILuigi]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4654/6daysbk6.png

I'm funny. I think I was. :ahe:

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2291/nakedrh3.png

The guy does have a point.

[Chris310]

Assuming that comic is your first ever, I'll give you a thumbs up. Art is pretty good and isn't messy. Your expressions are very nice and the joke was pretty good. Keep 'em coming.

Your second comic isn't that funny.

[ne3]

Nice work ILuigi, great basic Paint characters. I thought the first joke was a little bad, but the last sure got a chuckle out of me.

[FoxyMoron]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4963/52597841fs4.jpg

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[Chris310]

Foxy, welcome to the Fan Art thread. A few rules we have to go over.

1) Don't break the tables, that means don't make your comic too wide. You might want to link it.

2) Think about your comic before you post it, yours sucks. Your people have random sticks jutting out of their bodies.

3) The holiest rule of all: "It helps if you comic has a joke."

I'd say nice try, but it really wasn't.

[Shagg]

BMP, 300 jokes are the best. :lol:


http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/SPARTA.jpg

[Vortex]

Seen that before.

[DarkMountain]

Its "the runs" not "a run". Shame on you.

And, Caryla, since dickholes like DarkMountain who think they're funny post too many shitty comments instead of comics we can make fun of.

Hey, I've only posted a few times in this thread :wail: I'd post more comics but the ideas for them don't strike me as often as they do for others.

[Barry the Time Sprout]

Foxy I liked the joke, made me smile anyways.

[MisterP]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3578/aaayl0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Not really funny, but It's a begin.

[CrumPoker]

JPG sucks
Art Sucks
No JOke?
Don't blame on MS Paint.

[popl8]

MisterP, if you pretend that it is a dig at people who complain about using MSPaint, then it is OK, else, it sucks.

[CrumPoker]

http://www.iaza.com/work/071022C/21341097275-iaza.PNG
I'm not actually sure if this joke is famous or not.

[Killer Carebear]

I don't understand it Crum, but I'm sure it was really really
unfunny like normal!

[Chris310]

Shagg, 300 jokes are old now.
Mister P, don't ever post here again until your comics aren't a piece of crap.

[Vortex]

Shagg, 300 jokes are old now.
Mister P, don't ever post here again until your comics aren't a piece of crap.

I bet you make more friends than I could possibly imagine, with an attitude like that.

Crum, I don't understand it, so, the jokes not famous as far as i'm aware.

ILuigi, I actually really like your style. Good stuff.

Barry, I was disappointed that you used such a common and ancient joke, but I still loved the art, as ever. :lol:

[CrumPoker]

Incase you don't get it. The blue thing is a mirror, he looked into it and died. ;o

[Killer Carebear]

And that makes sense?
;o


LAWL MOCKERY--what the fuck does that smiley mean anyways? I've been abusing invisible text lately...

[popl8]

Crum, just a tip, use a different font, something uniform and easily readable, like Arial.

[CrumPoker]

http://www.iaza.com/work/071022C/33388563675-iaza.PNG

[Ox]

Every comic on this page is crap.

I hope each of you is bitten by an angry pike.

[Killer Carebear]

Every comic on this page is crap.

I hope each of you is bitten by an angry pike.

Amen.

Crum, what gives you the slightest notion that anyone will ever like any of your comics?

[Lag]

Is it me or do Crum's comics have some weird blur about them?

[Ox]

They have a weird level of fail about them.

[Killer Carebear]

Well you see, it's complicated. The extreme lack of joke messes with the speed of light molecules radiated from the image. The speed is unpredictable and the eyes see it as blurred. Then Crum takes the image and stretches it awkwardly :ahe:.

[Chris310]

I think that he actually draws them like that.

[Killer Carebear]

Naw, look at the text. He resizes it.

Someone post something funny!

[Ciaran.]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3578/aaayl0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Not really funny, but It's a begin.

i lold. its a joke about how it accidentally looks like hard-ons... isn't it?

[Shagg]

I made that 300 comic a while ago, Chris310.. I was gonna quote it, but it broke the table that way.

[Chris310]

Ah. I understand. My mistake, I took it as a new comic.

[Jon_the_feared]

Hey Crum, have you gotten one positive comment, ever? Even if you have, it is a very small fraction. If your friends are telling you your comics are good, I either get the idea that they're retarded or are messing with you. I like to encourage people to get better and keep posting comics. But you, NEED TO STOP.

You've changed your art style more than I can count, they all sucked. I can't recall liking one of your comics.

Your new characters have white eyeballs, they look like they're blind. Which which is good, because if they could see what your making them do, they'd kill themselves.

[Ox]

Next person to post a 300 comic gets an infraction.

GOGOGOGOGO!

[Urser]

300? What on Earth is that? I have no idea what you're talking about, Ox. :whale:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/ursername180/Extra/300Explosm.png

[/smartarse]

[I eat shit for a living]

Urser just single-handedly redeemed this page.

[_scott_]

heres another shot at it...
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p5/scottdejonge/parkinson.gif
because diseases are funny.

[Urser]

The font you use makes me cry.

[Shagg]

And the art.. don't forget the art.

[Homemaster]

it's funny cause my mate scott did that

IRL FRIENDS ON ITNERWEBS?!?!?! NO WAIIIIIII

[DarkMountain]

Hax

[Cheesymaroon]

Hooray, first comic of the new not-shitty-yet page!

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9303/comic2wv4.png

Take my word for it, worded properly this could have been a remotely funny comic.

[FatPete]

Yes, perhaps it could've been, maybe it should've included a woman and be more of an "offensive" or chauvinistic joke. This way, it's just some dude talking to himself for no reason, just being retarded.

But the art is fine.

[_scott_]

And the art.. don't forget the art.

love to say i respect ur opinion...but it just aint happening. so far...96 pages and the ONE funny thing you've manage to pull of was shit kicker. As for art. You clearly have no unique style or bring anything interesting to this forum.
I dont want to offend the creators of this forum by having a go at shagg... but you sir can either make me laugh with something new, or continue to sit on ur high chair and believe ur comics are better than everyones, and the art is of any sort of standard.
for now.. sorry ox and relaps for the bitch. but shaggmuffin.
GINGERKIDS ARE GROSS!

[Urser]

Shutup, Scott. No one likes you.

EDIT: Cheesy, I actually liked it for some reason. He reminds me of Butters off South Park.

[mhale71]

love to say i respect ur opinion...but it just aint happening. so far...96 pages and the ONE funny thing you've manage to pull of was shit kicker. As for art. You clearly have no unique style or bring anything interesting to this forum.
I dont want to offend the creators of this forum by having a go at shagg... but you sir can either make me laugh with something new, or continue to sit on ur high chair and believe ur comics are better than everyones, and the art is of any sort of standard.
for now.. sorry ox and relaps for the bitch. but shaggmuffin.
GINGERKIDS ARE GROSS!

Shaggmuffins comics have contributed a shit load more to this thread then your shitty One panel comic did, And I found most of them funny (especially the ones with Timmy, and the sparta one), His style isnt particularily unique but I can still read a comic and know its him, so theyre unique enough. So go die.
Also, I think one of the reasons this threads gone to the shit is because everyones being so uptight and nothings funny anymore, randoms, ironys, 300 references, Not quite hilarious but they should still at least give a chuckle.. Ill admit a few of my comics were unfunny but i know i did a few good ones, just noone likes me since I didnt credit a joke earlier, But still, Ill agreee that page 95 was horrible.

[popl8]

...new not-shitty-yet page!...

Spoke too soon.

[MisterP]

1)http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2365/fb1tm7.jpg





2)
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8694/fbyf0.jpg


The art sucks, but it's a little bit funny.

[Urser]

I take it English isn't your first language? And your humour is from the stone-age?

[MisterP]

Maybe it is.

But what's wrong in the comic?

"making me a suffering life?" --> giving

[r0xx]

Mister P, It's just not funny, art needs work and you need to rescale, table breaker! Do I smell an infraction coming?

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

I laughed AT MisterP's comics, purely because of the way the words were phrased and the dodgy second panel that looked like he was using mind powers.

[popl8]

Honestly, MisterP's comics were the single funniest thing I have seen in a while, not in a good way, but I loved them.

His comics making me a laughing time.

[MisterP]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6182/immagineov7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[r0xx]

http://imageshack.us]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6182/immagineov7.jpg

Did you *fap* all over this comic in an attempt to be funny?
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[MisterP]

When you're not funny you have to.

[r0xx]

Here's an idea I had but wasn't sure if people would like it or not but seeing some of the shit that's been hitting the past few pages I decided to post it.
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http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/portals.png

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No Sig for you.

[r0xx]

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/portals2-1.png

[Barry the Time Sprout]

When you are talking about sound you HEAR it. Not bad though, I like the portal art but the joke was poor and has been done before.

[Mr. Owl]

I always love watching people start with Shagmuffin for no real particular reason. roXX, It made me laugh, pretty hard actually, nice job.

[PyroOwned]

r0zz, I really don't like your art. Every character you draw is overweight or badly deformed. Your use of PhotoShop in your art is sometimes OK but otherwise it isnt. Make a definate shape for your characters and it won't look as bad.

[Snowland]

How obvious it may have been, I didn't quite expect a second post with a follow up. It made me smile.

[Kaleb]

Roxx your portal comic made me laugh.

[Chris310]

Roxx, your comic sucked. Until I saw your second post. Fucking amazing. One thing with your art though, I think you abuse gradients a bit too much.

[high6]

Roxx, your comic sucked. Until I saw your second post. Fucking amazing. One thing with your art though, I think you abuse gradients a bit too much.

the bodies look more like bevel was applied.

[Jio]

http://cancer.na.pupila.net/index.php?subaction=showcomments&id=1191680900&archive=&start_from=&ucat=10&
My first comic ever.

[Scammy2010]

Okay, the art on the first one is meh, but the joke sucks IMO. It's art style #1

The art on the second one sucks, but the joke is fairly good. It's art style #2

Which style do you think I should stick with?

#1: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/scammy2010/Sorry.jpg

#2: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/scammy2010/FRIDAYS.jpg

I'm working on a few actual fan-art ones that I'll bring by tomorrow, hopefully they'll be better quality than what I have today.

[Relaps]

RobK, RobD you're not.

Both styles seem really messy and like you didn't really try on them. Make a more refined and clean style, and work on jokes.

Also, don't break tables.


Jio: on the right track.

[Cheesymaroon]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8104/comic3hx0.png
In the last frame I was thinking about him just being hanged, or laying in a pool of blood with a gun in his hand or something. I settled on him just being sad, any suggestions?
EDIT: Also he looks retarded in the last panel.

[Relaps]

One shouldn't need a magnifying glass to read a comic.

Use arial or something. That font sorta blends together at that size.

[Cheesymaroon]

I had to resize it to not break the tables, but any criticism regarding the comic itself?

[Spiffy13]

I read it pretty fine.

[r0xx]

Roxx, your comic sucked. Until I saw your second post. Fucking amazing. One thing with your art though, I think you abuse gradients a bit too much.

the bodies look more like bevel was applied.

Actually, your both wrong, all I use is the burn tool and it darkens the area to create the shading effect, perhaps I'll ease up on it..

I'm glad you liked that one, I wasn't sure how it would go over.
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[KEEStone]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/KEEbrook/Civil.jpg

[Gogeta200313]

Dont like it KEEStone needed more and art wasn't that great.

Ok been a while here ya go.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9464/omgronvw2.png

[Sh0e]

http://cancer.na.pupila.net/index.php?subaction=showcomments&id=1191680900&archive=&start_from=&ucat=10&
My first comic ever.

Awsome , thats great for first comic.
keep em comin :)

[FatPete]

"civil" war

It would've been about 16,3 times better without the quotation marks around the word "civil".

[Sh0e]

meh has no comment
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6807/penuzlolcv7.jpg

[Cheesymaroon]

"The farmer must have gone been mad."? Aside from that pretty funny.

[FatPete]

Here's one I just made.



http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6904/grossyh1.png (http://img516.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grossyh1.png)

[Sh0e]

"The farmer must have gone been mad."? Aside from that pretty funny.
yeh i know.. it seemed funnier in my head:O

[Mirrorman]

No he meant that this sentence is gramatically wrong.

[DarkMountain]

I like your style shoe

[ant]

I also like your one Sh0e, just change that text in the last cell and it'll be much better. I like yours too FatPete.

Original Version (http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3256/37resizedjt0.png)

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7131/37normalaltresizedzu6.png

woohoo another one!

[Tyler_Legrand]

It'd be funnier if it was a close-up of her rectum.

[ant]

cheers for the comment, what do you think now??

[Barry the Time Sprout]

Haha, ant that's brilliant.

[Tyler_Legrand]

cheers for the comment, what do you think now??

Perfect.

[Shagg]

I actually really enjoyed r0xx's Portal-Gun Comic. Mainly cause I've been playing the 2-d version of the game recently. But also I like how the portal looked. So good job.


Shaggmuffins comics have contributed a shit load more to this thread then your shitty One panel comic did, And I found most of them funny (especially the ones with Timmy, and the sparta one), His style isnt particularily unique but I can still read a comic and know its him, so theyre unique enough.


Oh please, Go on. :hmm:

[FatPete]

I like yours too FatPete.

Thanks, I wasn't sure if there was still any love out there for a good old-fashioned pun.

[Mirrorman]

Ant, can you get better than this? Because I don't think so. Right up there with in the top.

[FatPete]

Ant is at least as good as the explosm guys.

IMHO.

[Jio]

Oh, I LedOL with Ant's comic. Let's see if you can keep up ur comics that way ^^

[Snowland]

Ant is simply awesome. But everyone already knew.

[Lissa]

I made this comic for my school newspaper. No racial/sexual/explosm jokes.

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u233/lavacow2/Bike.png


Here's my revised version:

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u233/lavacow2/blackbike.jpg

[Relaps]

Hahehae. Nice work Lissa.

[r0xx]

Lissa, I loved the first one, second was ok.

[Shagg]

Lissa, I think the 1st comic was the best and definitley complimented the 2nd comic. By compliment I mean it made it funnier.

I love you, by the way. :shobon:

[Lissa]

Lissa, I think the 1st comic was the best and definitley complimented the 2nd comic. By compliment I mean it made it funnier.

I love you, by the way. :shobon:

:shobon: Yeyy you got what I was aiming for. Babies?

[Shagg]

Only if we have no less then 15. K hun? :hmm:

[Lissa]

Fuck I'm gonna be one saggy whore. Alright, get in...

[Meekinator]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2011/blahru8.png

It's my first comic, so criticism is welcome.

[Shagg]

Meek, there's really no funny. I mean, I can see how you thought it would be funny.. but It really didn't turn your way. The art is reasonable.. so basically just put more thought in it next time.

Fuck I'm gonna be one saggy whore. Alright, get in...

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/hehe.jpg

Ready!

[TomSFox]

Hiya, I'm new here!
And that's my first attempt:
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4825/science6sc5.png

Please be gentle.

[Morfrock Yartz]

This is one of my "better" comics.


http://img155.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mehjcq5.png
EDIT: Table Breaker

[Gogeta200313]

Morfrock Yartz:
No offense here but are you in any way SPECIAL!

I mean what the hell dude. Thats not better NOT BETTER!

and another question

when did paper bags have erasers for heads??

ANT: i loved it and always do man

EDIT!

A comic for you.

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8687/hehekv1.png

[ant]

Thanks for all the great comments everyone, I wasn't expecting this :) I love your ones Lissa, especially the way you added the revised version haha. Meekinator, yours is good too, I chuckled inside. Oh and nice art Gogeta.

Cheers

[hzac]

Hiya, I'm new here!
And that's my first attempt:
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4825/science6sc5.png

Please be gentle.

Alot of people post absolutely shti comics for thier first post. I actually really liked this one. Great work Tom.

[ant]

and another one...

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7999/38resizedkp3.png

Inspired by Lissa's latest, thanks :smile: My apologies if this has been done before.


Cheers

[FatPete]

You should've switched the skin colors around.

Maybe.

Nah, it was good.

[MistyTehMoose]

I thought we had something, Lissa.

Then I find you whoring about with others :(

[Zebbs]

Ant, that's my favourite comic from you. Keep it up! :clap:

[FatPete]

Are you serious?

I mean, not that it wasn't good, just that ant has made some ridiculously good comics in this thread.

[popl8]

ant, though the art was, as usual, good, I feel the joke wasn't great, didn't really get much of a reponse from me, it was just too expected really.

[r0xx]

In the spirit of Halloween.....
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http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/horrors.png

Yes? No?
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[Snowland]

I don't think Horrors and Whores sounds alike that much.

[FatPete]

If you say it fast, they do. Kinda.

[ne3]

Unless he pronounces it with an english accent.

Nice job, r0xx.

[r0xx]

I am canadian, I pronounce whores like "hores" as in chores, I'm sure Americans are the same, no?
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Don't hate, masterbate!

[Mango]

I think he meant the pronunciation of "horrors"...if you slur the last part of the word so it sounds like "horrrs" instead of pronouncing it so it sounds like "Hor-Ors", the joke makes perfect sense.

[Ox]

They don't sound the same. That's dumb. You're dumb. Dummy.

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

Would Hookers be a better replacement, I looks more like horrors I guess it sort of does. You should say, hey wanna come to our Matrix party? Sure! Them him saying, Dominatrix?

[Ox]

No, a good joke would be better.

[Zebbs]

That post being deleted would be a good idea.

[popl8]

Can't say I was a fan of that r0xx, try again.

[r0xx]

Would Hookers be a better replacement, I looks more like horrors I guess it sort of does. You should say, hey wanna come to our Matrix party? Sure! Them him saying, Dominatrix?


Here you go, as per your suggestion.....

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/matrix.png

Original is here
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/horrors.png

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[FatPete]

Too much controversy over a lame pun, at least it was better than most comics posted here.

The new version is also pretty funny, mostly because of the third frame boner.

[HappyPalooza]

This is one of my "better" comics.


http://img155.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mehjcq5.png
EDIT: Table Breaker

Wasn't that a Calvin and Hobbes Comic? Like, word for word?

[PyroOwned]

r0xx, please take my advice and make your characters a definate shape. Your art is good but your characters are deformed!

[Plasma]

Wasn't that a Calvin and Hobbes Comic? Like, word for word?

No of course not.
http://www.s-anand.net/calvinandhobbes.html#19870405
Just the first two panels.

[Snowland]

Wow, copying a comic of someone else, and making it worse. That's just a skill on itself.

[Mr. Owl]

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r14/Astro-Zombie118/Untitled.png


Based off something one of my friends drew on a napkin, thought it would be perfect for this so I put it up, tell me what you think.

[Ox]

Hey Mr. Owl. That was lame. You're lame. Lame-o.

[Urser]

I can't be fucked looking up the definition for 'hemophiliac'.

[Jam_man]

Mean's your blood does not clot. So basically you keep on bleeding until you either die or get help.

[Urser]

Still not funny. :ahe:

[FatPete]

It's not like he wouldn't be aware of his condition. As I see it, the only joke is that he temporarily forgets he has a condition that means he needs to avoid cuts. But that's not a funny joke, now is it?

[mhale71]

Emo jokes just arent funny.

Lets leave it at that.

[popl8]

It's not like he wouldn't be aware of his condition. As I see it, the only joke is that he temporarily forgets he has a condition that means he needs to avoid cuts. But that's not a funny joke, now is it?

He would only be aware of his condition if he had previously cut himself, therefore, if you approach the comic with the mind set that he has never cut himself before, at all, not even shaving, falling over etc, then the comic is correct.

[DarkMountain]

Its kinda funny, a emo hemophiliac, or a emo afraid of blades, irony ftw :)

[Snowland]

He would only be aware of his condition if he had previously cut himself, therefore, if you approach the comic with the mind set that he has never cut himself before, at all, not even shaving, falling over etc, then the comic is correct.

But if the other guy knows, surely the guy who cut himself must know.

[FatPete]

He would only be aware of his condition if he had previously cut himself, therefore, if you approach the comic with the mind set that he has never cut himself before, at all, not even shaving, falling over etc, then the comic is correct.

The other guy asks "arent you a hemophiliac" - if he didnt know he was, wouldnt he say "no" as opposed to "whoops" ??? It doesn't make sense, it's not plausible, it's not believable. I know, "Everything in comics doesn't have to make sense", but some things do, and when things don't make sense they should avoid doing so for the comical effect - this has no comical effect, it's the 'story' that relies on this falsity.

Not to over-analyze anything.

[PyroOwned]

Hey, look! You're turning the fanart thread to shit again! This is for comics and criticism, not debating over how an emo is bleeding! Post comics please, this is like the 2nd time this has happened in 3 days.

[Urser]

I em gonn ged in da hall of faem wit dis punny comik.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/ursername180/Extra/BrainsExplosm.png

[FatPete]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5585/namnls5zr1.png


seems like puns are the new pink

[Tyler_Legrand]

It's good

Try not to overuse that expression though :o

- that was to Urser

[FatPete]

That joke sucked, it's been used twice in this thread. :indiff:

really? i've only seen the 'nailed' joke used, and that's what my joke was all about

[Mirrorman]

I thought it was great. Both of them actually. FatPete's was a play on the joke thats been here before and I liked it. Not gonna talk about Urser, the puppy eyes won it.

[Mr. Owl]

Well, I thought it was funny, and any reaction is better than none. Loved FatPetes comic though.

[r0xx]

really? i've only seen the 'nailed' joke used, and that's what my joke was all about

he's held in with screws right? if so then I understand, although not that funny but I get it. should of had the guy holding a power drill

[FatPete]

he's held in with screws right? if so then I understand, although not that funny but I get it. should of had the guy holding a power drill

Yeah, I had some trouble as of how to make it clear that he's actually screwed to the cross - I tried to make screws and a screwdriver in the other guys hand, although maybe I should've made a power drill. Meh, I'm pretty happy with how it turned out :smile:

/off-topic

[Tyler_Legrand]

http://www.legrandanimations.com/CHAmerican.jpg

[Tatter]

Well, might as well...

http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=comic01xn7.jpg

Note: this wasn't originally supposed to be C&H fan art, so that's why it looks a bit odd.

Sorry if it's crap.

[FatPete]

tyler, your stuff sometimes drifts away from the realm of fan art, but it's always good - and always arty.

tatter, it wasn't bad, but the huge image/side-scrolling action was slightly annoying

[r0xx]

r0xx, please take my advice and make your characters a definate shape. Your art is good but your characters are deformed!

Pyro, is this what you want?.... do others agree?

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/newart.png

____________________________________________
No Sig for you.

[Lamb]

aa... lose the shadow for a start

[FatPete]

no, don't lose the shading, just make their bodies a bit smaller

maybe it's just me who doesn't like the proportionate look.

[Tyler_Legrand]

Maybe you should write some content instead roxx

[r0xx]

this is my art so deal with it.
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http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/cookies.png

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No cookies for you!

[Ox]

Maybe you should write some decent content instead roxx
Fixed

[ant]

I do prefer your new style r0xx but the shadow underneath them doesn't seem to look right.

Here's a couple from me, I'll try and keep them less epic in future.

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/3747/39resized2ir1.png

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3668/40resized2lc3.png

I'm not so sure about the jokes really. What do you think? Oh and I've added a little logo at the bottom :smile:

Cheers

[CrumPoker]

Ant is god.

[Mirrorman]

I think that you are great. You had so much funny in those last few ones, I can almost see it dripping form the screen.

[ant]

thanks for the comments! i've fixed the images cos I had the same image up twice for some reason

[CrumPoker]

http://www.iaza.com/work/071026C/49746758356-iaza.PNG

[Ox]

Mother of Jesus, Crum. You're awful at making comics. Seriously. Every one you've posted has been about as funny as a root canal surgery and looked like shit.

[ne3]

Crum, what Ox said.

Ant, I believe its spelled 'thighs' and not tights, and I've seen the second comic on the internet. :indiff:
The first one was somewhat okay, though.

[Con-Con]

Ant,You should make more.

Crum,just quit now.

[Ox]

Crum, what Ox said.

Ant, I believe its spelled 'thighs' and not tights, and I've seen the second comic on the internet. :indiff:
The first one was somewhat okay, though.

No, "thighs" is spelled T-H-I-G-H-S. "Tights", on the other hand, is spelled T-I-G-H-T-S. Since you get ladders in your tights, but not on your thighs, you should shuttup.

[Mr. Owl]

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r14/Astro-Zombie118/Ohmyballs.png


I always find the classics funny, hope it aint just me.

[Ox]

Hey, Mr. Owl. It is just you.

[Killer Carebear]

Oh, I get it! He gave him AIDS then stole his money!

[Plasma]

Of course that's not what happened. A leaf flew into his crotch and THEN he gave him AIDS.

[Ox]

Of course that's not what happened. He had AIDS, a leaf landed near him, he was frightened by the leaf and due to his frailty (becuase of the AIDS, y'know) he had a stroke.

[Killer Carebear]

Argh! I'm an idiot. That's hilarious though! But only if the guy took his money afterwards.

[Con-Con]

Jeez,Fall already,brown leaves hitting in the Croch.You should make more(sarcasim,please don't)

[Barry the Time Sprout]

Ant they were fookin fantastic, the first joke made me lol muchly. Please keep up the damn good work.

Crum and Mr Owl sorry but they did nothing for me

[Dark2.0]

It has been a while so I'm little rusty and then I saw the game Ox made but then saw ants and everyone else's art and decide to post it here and not enter the game.

Comic Ahoy (http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee52/UberDark001/Donttouchthat.png)


New style if you didn't notice

[Benjaman]

It has been a while so I'm little rusty and then I saw the game Ox made but then saw ants and everyone else's art and decide to post it here and not enter the game.

Comic Ahoy (http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee52/UberDark001/Donttouchthat.png)


New style if you didn't notice

HOLY SHIT! A boner? SEMEN? Totally original!

Not.

[Mr. Owl]

Eh, was trying to make the point that he threw a FOOTBALL into his crotch and stole his cash but it didn't turn out as well as expected.

[Jon_the_feared]

It has been a while so I'm little rusty

You say this like you were once good. You were always rusty. And, as usual you comic was god awful. The text you use is annoying. The art isn't that good. And your joke involved semen and a boner. And of course, it totallly made sense, cause, ya know, everyone has a semen sample on their counter.

Eh, was trying to make the point that he threw a FOOTBALL into his crotch and stole his cash but it didn't turn out as well as expected.

Peope knew what happened in it, it was just so stupid that they made fun of it. Plus, no matter how well you draw it, it won't be funny. It's hurting my brain trying to fathom how you thought that was even remotely funny.

[Savaril]

Ok but what was with the leaf then? Why didn't you show the football in the comic?

Also, why was the green guy giving the blue guy head in the last panel?

...Is the green guy a hooker and the blue guy payed him and then the blue guy robbed the green guy and took all his money?


Jeez make your comics more clear.

[Richard_Simmons]

Im trying to post a character I made in Microsoft Word to see what people think of my art and it wont let me upload it because it is strangely too big (it's only one character and it says 32.5 kb). Any suggestions to what I can do?

[Mr. Owl]

Hmm, its almost worth it to post a bad comic just for all of the humor that comes from the insults that follow.

[Tweek]

Here's my first one EVAR:

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc69/TweekTard/First_attempt.jpg


There's a joke in there. A shitty one, but still, a joke.

[Prizm]

Ohhh I get it, a brick thrown at walls in series will turn it into an explosive device!

[Lag]

No no no, you see, he threw a stale brownie into a bunch of copies of the same painting set up like dominoes. When the brownie hit, Relaps (just off screen, but you can see his hat) got excited while yelling out the answer to "What type of microphones are used while filming a move?", got excited, and threw confetti up into the air.

[MistyTehMoose]

Oh, I see it now.

[FatPete]

r0xx - Not really a joke in there, but good art.

ant - The first one was one of the best of yours yet, totally unexpected and I actually audibly laughed. The second one seemed kind of stolen. Your art never ceases to amaze me. Do you seriously use paint? You should make a tutorial. :)

CrumPoker - Atrocious. I don't mean to be mean, but seriously - where are the redeeming qualities to it?

Mr. Owl - Decent art, stolen joke that wasn't funny to begin with (the "Man gets hit by ball" thing wasn't funny, and that was the joke to begin with).

Dark 2.0 - Had I been 10 or 11, I might've found it funny because of the naughties. But there's no punchline to it.

TweekTard - Nice art, but you're gonna have to explain the joke to me.

[deutscher]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2937/kinderfresserinnrk6.png
Germane Humor!
LOS LACHEN ZACK ZACK!

[Sh0e]

Ok... what the hell is that..

[Whorelock]

A whole bunch of shitty, shitty fail.

[CrumPoker]

Im trying to post a character I made in Microsoft Word to see what people think of my art and it wont let me upload it because it is strangely too big (it's only one character and it says 32.5 kb). Any suggestions to what I can do?
Characters made in Microsoft always come out to big.
Go to iaza.com to resize it.

[Urser]

Im trying to post a character I made in Microsoft Word to see what people think of my art and it wont let me upload it because it is strangely too big (it's only one character and it says 32.5 kb). Any suggestions to what I can do?

How about NOT posting it? :whale:

[r0xx]

Thought I'd give photoshop a rest and paint another try, I think this is only my second one made in paint.
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http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/paint2.png

________________________________________________
No Sig for You!

[popl8]

Meh.... Why does the green guys shadow change?

[r0xx]

Meh.... Why does the green guys shadow change?

in frame 1 he's drawn with photoshop ( pasted it from photoshop to paint)
in frame 2 he turns to a paint character

[Urser]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7381/piggyexplosmqz7.png (http://imageshack.us)

EDIT: King of page 100. Dun dun dun!

[Sh0e]

New style again?:O Nice tough:)

Well only longer legs i mean..

[PyroOwned]

r0xx, just accept that your art is crap, and stop trying to make a (shit) point out of the fact we suggested that you change your art, by putting it into really bad comics.

Urser, heh, loved it.

[spaj]

Urser, I liked the idea, though I felt it could have either used more panels or a better approach to the last panel. Was funny anyway though, and I like the new style better than your previous one.

[popl8]

Urser, wasn't really feelin' this latest one, I like the style, the joke just wasn't for me.

[PyroOwned]

Ok, my latest.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q136/pyro-gyro/heaven.png

[Penguin Sauce]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1453/matix9.png

Seemed a little obvious to me but i've been watching the matrix again recently and it got a chuckle out of me, I dont THINK it's been done but the interweb is huge and it's likely done somewhere. :think:

Was going to be a four panel one, but I figured people will either like it or hate it and either find it obvious or not regardless of panel length or number.

Dark.... "Rusty" refers to being worse than before, I really hope you dont get any worse... HOWEVER your new "style" actually resembles people now, so thats an improvement.

Urser, awesome as always, I would say have my babies but you're the wrong gender :wail:

EDIT: Then again maybe gender doesn't matter. :cheer:

[PyroOwned]

I dont THINK it's been done but the interweb is huge and it's likely done somewhere.

It has. Good art, anyway.

[Ox]

WEEKEND OF DOOM II

The weekend of doom mark 2 begins here.

Hideous comics, terribly unfunny jokes or general retardedness get infractions until Monday.

Time to clean this place up.

[PyroOwned]

So, Ox, does my comic qualify for greatness in "Weekend of Doom II"?

Plus, good. The fanart's turned to shit too much recently.

[deutscher]

My comic ist very funy! german humor is worlds best! My humor will rule the world!

[PyroOwned]

My comic ist very funy! german humor is worlds best! My humor will rule the world!

:hit:


Please, kill him.

[Urser]

So, Ox, does my comic qualify for greatness in "Weekend of Doom II"?

Asking for comments on a stolen joke? For shame.

[Spiffy13]

WEEKEND OF DOOM II

The weekend of doom mark 2 begins here.

Hideous comics, terribly unfunny jokes or general retardedness get infractions until Monday.

Time to clean this place up.
Am I the only one who finds this not quite fair? I mean, what if the maker of the comic thinks his is funny, but Ox doesn't, so he gets an infrac? :ahe:

Also, I love it, Pyro! :clap:

[Mango]

Am I the only one who finds this not quite fair? I mean, what if the maker of the comic thinks his is funny, but Ox doesn't, so he gets an infrac? :ahe:

Also, I love it, Pyro! :clap:


Typically, it doesn't matter if the maker thinks it's funny. It should be funny to the audience, not the maker.

[ne3]

Ok, my latest.

[comicwhatthehell]

Heard the joke before.. :blanky:

[spaj]

By hideous comics he's probably implying that he's going to infrac for comics that blatantly show a severe lack of effort or have a painfully obvious terrible attempt at a joke. Or something.

[deutscher]

I declare this thread as my Property!

[PyroOwned]

I declare this thread as my Property!

Please, stop posting.

Why isn't Ox Infracting this guy? :confused:

EDIT- Oh, now he is.

[Ox]

Am I the only one who finds this not quite fair? I mean, what if the maker of the comic thinks his is funny, but Ox doesn't, so he gets an infrac? :ahe:

Also, I love it, Pyro! :clap:
It's not designed to be fair to the person posting the comic. It's to weed out the shit for everyone else. Next question.

[popl8]

Sorry Pyro, the art was good enough, but you can't just write out a joke and put a couple of pictures with it, the joke was old and I would much prefer to read some new, if not decent, material.

[Killer Carebear]

WEEKEND OF DOOM II

The weekend of doom mark 2 begins here.

Hideous comics, terribly unfunny jokes or general retardedness get infractions until Monday.

Time to clean this place up.

Hot Damn! My eyes need rehabilitation.

[Mr. Owl]

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r14/Astro-Zombie118/thedeathmime.png

I laughed hard when I thought of this, hope you like it. Please note that I'm still trying to get blood right, I just haven't found a good method yet.

[Penguin Sauce]

You could cut yourself and scan the blood in a scanner...

But seriously, I can see there is a Funny in there, I just dont quite get it... what hit the mime... was it an invisible object? I think it is the rectangular blood that is confusing me I can't pin it to something that could of hit him.

Art is pretty damn nice, although for the effort put into it I thought a little more effort on the stripes could of been used.

But I must say, although the joke isn't clear to me, its 100% better than the comics you have posted recently, keep it up.

Hot Damn, 6am, I'm off to sleepyland.

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

You know how mimes pretend there's a box around them or a wall in front of them when really there's nothing, well this is supposed to be a play on that, the mimes that bad that he gets crushed by something that's not even there. It was ok but didn't make me laugh much.

[Shagg]

Seemed a little obvious to me but i've been watching the matrix again recently and it got a chuckle out of me, I dont THINK it's been done but the interweb is huge and it's likely done somewhere. :think:



Nope, it's been done before.. even in Fanart. I think Savaril or another Fanart regular did it, but instead with measuring tape.

Maybe next time..

[Jon_the_feared]

Pyro, Why bash someone for bad jokes, and then go post a stolen one? You preach about how fan art is shit, and then you go and shit it up.


I laughed hard when I thought of this, hope you like it. Please note that I'm still trying to get blood right, I just haven't found a good method yet.

Seriously, what is wrong with you if you laughed at that. Plus, it's blood, not that hard. Splatter some red, and voila!

[Dark2.0]

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee52/UberDark001/staph.pngI know about weekend of doom and I am willing to risk it. This comic is dedication to the people at my school who have been infected.


For those people who don't know what staph infection is. Here is the same comic but with a different ending.
LINK (http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee52/UberDark001/AIDs.png)

Learn about Staph infection to prevent it (http://http://www.kidshealth.org/teen/infections/bacterial_viral/staph.html)

[Relaps]

Copypasta is not tasty.

[monkeyboyjr]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/monkeyboyjr/My%20Creations/Comic1.png

Wanted to enter it in the "Comic-Making Game", but this is the only one I finished. And it wasn't even before the due date.

[EeK··]

Dark where do you go to school? That's been happening to my school as well as many others in my area. By the way I found the comic pretty funny.

[Dodger]

The saga continues...
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4438/10262007102947pmog9.png

[Jon_the_feared]

[Staff infection comic]
I know about weekend of doom and I am willing to risk it. This comic is dedication to the people at my school who have been infected.

For those people who don't know what staph infection is. Here is the same comic but with a different ending.
[AIDs comic LINK]

Learn about Staph infection to prevent it

Is is my lucky day? I belive it is! A comic with both AOLisms AND Aids! Thank you sir.

Dark, I do not want to click some link to read about Staff infections. It won't make your comic funny, and this a comic forum, not some public awarness shit. You fail, sigh, again.

DAD- I liked it. Pretty good hand drawn art.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

Ok, my latest.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q136/pyro-gyro/heaven.png

Did anyone care to mention that this was completely ripped off of an old joke?

[davidmanman]

Yeah, a few people mentioned that.

[RabidMonkey]

I haven't heard pyro's ripped off joke before, so I found it funny. But ripping jokes off is sorta lame, unless you can spice it up a bit and make it funny.

[Bigglesworth]

I havent posted a comic in a long while because school has kept me busy. But here is one I just quick whiped up.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2922/lemonaidsaw4.jpg

Hope you like it, :)

[Urser]

That contains all the things that makes a comic bad. But I liked it. Especially the guys cheesy facial expression.

[Hats of!]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6662/crackeryk3.png

I was tierd.

[Urser]

What a coincidence! I was looking at a bunch of Smash Bros videos and then I checked this thread.