Comics and Fan Art: v.4.0

[moosehead]

Ok Diddle the art was good for paint but why were they in a perpetual pelvic thrust? And what in the hades was that last panel! A hamburger ok art but the joke didnt do it for me whatsoever.

[Diddlee-Umptious]

Ok Diddle the art was good for paint but why were they in a perpetual pelvic thrust? And what in the hades was that last panel!

It was a Perpetual Pelvic Thrust cause at the end, the thrust stops. The last panel was for them to change the subject. I thought it was funny. Thanks for agreeing with me that I animated it good. I'll try to make better jokes in the future.

[monkeyjoe]

this was better then my last one, joke wise, art isnt much better still using paint.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t154/monkeyjoe01/cyanideandhappiness3.jpg

[HappyPalooza]

Suicide "Wee!" Comic

Any suggestions?


Yes. Make more, for that was great.

[DieHard]

http://s181.photobucket.com/albums/x211/T_BOHNE003/?action=view&current=ITSAMASTERPEICE-1.jpg

[a_hamburger]

Another try.

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd206/a_hamburger/Airplane.jpg

After this, I have to think of more ideas. :/

[Testme]

I really enjoyed it :DDD

Improve the way you draw the mouthes...

Thanks! I definitely see what your talking about with the mouth thing, they look absolutely bad.

[Richard_Simmons]

a hamburger, that was pretty good. Good, simple art and a good joke. I would like to more from you.

[a_hamburger]

a hamburger, that was pretty good. Good, simple art and a good joke. I would like to more from you.


Thank you. :smile:


:hit:

[Bassz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/Fudgyness/explosmwrryyy.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/Fudgyness/explosmstraphanger.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/Fudgyness/explosmcomicrape.png

8==D

[Songi]

The last one of those 3 comics you posted was great. Also I enjoy the fact that your drawings don't make me feel like im going to have an aneurysm much unlike half the other comics here.

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[DieHard]

http://s181.photobucket.com/albums/x211/T_BOHNE003/?action=view&current=Joselull.jpg

[a_hamburger]

Yea, Songi, I keep on getting that too.

[DieHard]

It's been doing that recently, just wait for them to fix the problem. It usually goes away.

[a_hamburger]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd206/a_hamburger/PiggyBackRide.jpg

[JW]

A PN?


Anyways, point is, Spastics was hilarious, and Jerry obviously doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about if he thinks it's a 'complete shithouse.' Beatzwhateveryournameis I personsally didn't find your comic funny. At all.
And there's a few I'm leaving out because they're not worth mentioning. Keep up the good work everyone else.

I said in that post, in the bottom, small writing, it says "Note." before it...

"Note. The opinions stated in this post are those of my own. Please don't argue." - Or whatever.




It's been doing that recently, just wait for them to fix the problem. It usually goes away.

It's happening to me too.. :wail:
The only way I got into this thread was via my own History.

[Criss]

DieHard
Is that a penis on the side of his head in the first panel?

[hollywood_haloguy]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4952/allscotav9.png

Last one i think.

This was the best but I like the others too.

[ILuigi]

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh50/ihnatiucluigi/14.png

I'm sorry I failed you all.

[azur]

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs26/f/2008/032/8/3/Comic2_by_azurithil.jpg

This was made for my friends. I used Paint.net and I need some criticism. :D

I know the borders are.. weird..

[Johnny]

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh50/ihnatiucluigi/14.png

I'm sorry I failed you all.

Wait a sec, aren't you that Romanian guy who had a fight with ox in Fan Art part 2? Dacasy or something?

[ILuigi]

Yeah, that me. But I don't remember having a fight with Ox. :\

Why ?

[azur]

This is my 3rd and best comic up to date. I think I'll stick with this style.

http://azurithil.deviantart.com/art/Comic-3-76162423

[Awesome-o]

This is my first comic ever. I know its not very funny, i just really wanted to see how well i could draw it.


http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5383/testhi6.png

Any suggestions?

(95% made in paint, just used my picture editor to make the last frame transparent)

That was gold. True C and H style.

[Beatzebs]

Bassz: you broke the tables...
Azur: improve your art, im using Paint.NET too it's a very powerful tool.
A hamburger: The art is as bad as the jokes it comes with...interpret this as you like ;D

No one commented on my comic *whine*

[Lamb]

Yeah, that me. But I don't remember having a fight with Ox. :\

Why ?

hm.. Romanian blood on explosm, salutari. But still I don't really like your comics

a hamburger: where's the joke or funny part?
azur: in the second comic the joke could be good, but the presentation isn't... one reason I gave up comic making
the third one I just didn't like, but the style is better

[Manicmonkey]

Haha awesome art Bassz, I love it.

[bobojuice]

Hey guys. Here's my first attempt at a C&H Comic. Done in MS Paint.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/bobojuice/CH_Anne_Frank.png

[Tweek]

I don't get it, but nice art.

Oh and I felt like giving a reminder that everyone can post any comic now, not just C&H. Mix it up.

[Beatzebs]

For MS Paint, it's amazingly good art...but I really don't get it...though I know the story of Anne Frank...

[bobojuice]

For MS Paint, it's amazingly good art...but I really don't get it...though I know the story of Anne Frank...

well, the first three panels are the joke, the other two are just something random i threw in.

i guess you guys havent had to hide from trick or treaters on halloween.

[Beatzebs]

Anne Frank had to hide from nazis...hmm kay joke was meh :(

[Testme]

I really enjoyed it :DDD

Improve the way you draw the mouthes...


Yes. Make more, for that was great.

That was gold. True C and H style.

Thanks guys, it means allot to me.

[Richard_Simmons]

Bobo, it was alright. Good art, pretty bad joke.

Azur, I like yours a lot. Your second one made me laugh.

[Hoejer]

The art is kinda nasty and out-of-the-panel jokes are sooooo last generation.

But it's not bad if it's a first.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh50/ihnatiucluigi/9-1.png

That's a DIRECT rip-off of on of wulffmorgenthaler.com cartoons

[ganondorf]

Hey guys. Here's my first attempt at a C&H Comic. Done in MS Paint.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/bobojuice/CH_Anne_Frank.png


Sorry to tell you but you already know it, that is not done in MS paint. Doing such an amount of AA manually in paint is impossible.

[bobojuice]

Sorry to tell you but you already know it, that is not done in MS paint. Doing such an amount of AA manually in paint is impossible.

All the art is done in MS Paint. Saved as PNG, then transfered into Photoshop to decrease the size.

Sorry to tell you but, YOU'RE WRONG!

[Testme]

That was gold. True C and H style.
I got the idea for this one from your sig.


http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1361/testnv5.png

[Diddlee-Umptious]

Well, here's another one. This one, I'm gonna submit to those guys.

Penalized Miricle (http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9701/comictwoma8.jpg)

Sorry if it offends...

[Lamb]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5192/blackmancomicec3.jpg

I hate flash.

[Criss]

I saw the comic above and a bolt of inspiration struck me

http://i27.tinypic.com/rhnamr.png

[Lamb]

I saw the comic above and a bolt of inspiration struck me

http://i27.tinypic.com/rhnamr.png

Oh my god it's a talking fried unformed chicken fetus!
Old joke, but still nice. (I mean inanimate objects talking and saying that line)

[Spastic]

I saw the comic above and a bolt of inspiration struck me

http://i27.tinypic.com/rhnamr.png

The joke is alright, but I really did enjoy the art!

[istalklang]

I saw the comic above and a bolt of inspiration struck me

http://i27.tinypic.com/rhnamr.png

Would have been so much better with the muffins! I don't know how old that joke is, or how many versions of it there are, but I have never seen it with a sausage and egg.

[DieHard]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x211/T_BOHNE003/whatsup.jpg

[Spastic]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x211/T_BOHNE003/whatsup.jpg

I liked the part with where penis was mentioned.

[a_hamburger]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd206/a_hamburger/NewCar.jpg

Cake for anyone who gets the reference.

[CrumPoker]

I see no pun. :indiff:
CONGRATULATIONS
No D included.

[astrosfan33]

http://a749.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/66/l_e3b6a85472ce1ec49b53da382943037c.jpg
http://a585.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_2483ed43e896b651870207d8237b1778.jpg
http://a48.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/82/l_a348922ed011aab63f01a6583ca438d7.jpg
http://a892.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/l_7146e134f52582b82c5db5adde0e0553.jpg

[Testme]

I got the idea for this one from your sig.


http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1361/testnv5.png


Omg i just realized i drew my characters so they're looking at the reader. Woops.

[a_hamburger]

One more try.

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd206/a_hamburger/FacialHair.jpg

[Urser]

Omg i just realized i drew my characters so they're looking at the reader. Woops.

1. We don't care.
2. You're obviously trying to draw attention back to your comic.
3. It's an old and shit joke.

[Bassz]

I liked your comic Criss, was cute. I agree that the joke was a bit stale, but the art made up for it. I feel like sausages and eggs now...

Kamazy, also liked yours. "What if they were all Scottish" :D
Did Eve just throw a used tampon?

[arcto10]

1. We don't care.
2. You're obviously trying to draw attention back to your comic.
3. It's an old and shit joke.

Even when you are not posting a comment, your still the funniest fucker on here.

Tá tu go maith.

[JW]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd206/a_hamburger/NewCar.jpg

Cake for anyone who gets the reference.

Family Guy?




Like totally nobody commented on Lamb's. I thought it kicked asshole. In a good way.

[a_hamburger]

Family Guy?



Nope.
Most people haven't seen the movie, maybe I should have chosen a different joke signature.

[JW]

What is it, then?

[MusicalIdiot]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7591/cnhfc32uo1.png

[a_hamburger]

What is it, then?


Duel. Search 1971 Duel on Google Video and you can watch the whole thing.

Musical idiot, that was hilarious.

[Kamazy]

http://www.swfup.com/file/117416

Amm... something...

Did Eve just throw a used tampon?

Indeed.

[Mike]

My new comic: http://img255.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wonkapj4.png

[Kamazy]

A remake:
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4440/randomkidkillxr7.png

[Testme]

1. We don't care.
2. You're obviously trying to draw attention back to your comic.
3. It's an old and shit joke.

Wow, you probably right about 1, i dont think allot of you care. 2, no buddy, i could care less how many of you see it, if i get one CONSTRUCTIVE critism i can use, then im happy. and its true, look at the comic, they are facing the reader. Your pretty tough over the internet eh buddy?

[Kamazy]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5238/pp1ix6.png

For those that don't know: that is paranoid Pete.

[HappyPalooza]

A remake:
Abusive Father Comic

Ha, I remember when that had words in it. Who was the one who said it'd be better without the words, again? They were right. I liked it.

[Bassz]

@Tenner: Hilarious, especially the expressions of both stick figures on the last panel.

@Testme: The joke was expected, but nevertheless, it was still a funny comic.

[Criss]

Oh I love making fun of my own country!

http://i29.tinypic.com/2qmj9js.png

[Prizm]

Wow, you probably right about 1, i dont think allot of you care. 2, no buddy, i could care less how many of you see it, if i get one CONSTRUCTIVE critism i can use, then im happy. and its true, look at the comic, they are facing the reader. Your pretty tough over the internet eh buddy?Urser is awesome. No dissie him.

[Richard_Simmons]

Criss, I don't know any Brazilians, so it madeno sense to me. Made me laugh though.

Kamazy, animation was Ok. I just love paranoid Pete.

MI, I missed you. That was awesome.

[Testme]

Oh I love making fun of my own country!

Image


Haha, that was friggin great. More more!

[Shagg]

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/return.jpg

Gimme a week to get back in the grove. :hmm:

[Spastic]

I love it Shagg :hmm:

[Shagg]

I wonder why...

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/hmmmm.jpg

:hmm:

[Spastic]

No, Penishead made it awesome, though the name drop did help.

[JW]

I don't see why everyone likes MI so much. No offence, but personally they don't make me laugh.

Kamazy, What's the animation meant to do? I watched it, expecting something to happen eventually, but got bored. But I liked the comic. The joke wasn't great, but I like Paranoid Pete, and the art is cool.

Muffin, that was a bit weird. Not really that funny, so yeah. I'll give you a week before insulting.

That was alright, Criss. I don't find it that funny, though. I don't really find the stereotype of a Brazillian to be someone who just immediatly grab a gun and threaten someone.

[Criss]

Trust me Jerry, that happens everytime in Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo, most often at night.
There are the Flash Kidnappers, who just kidnap anyone they see alone in the street and ask for rescue money.
Now what it's happening quite a lot, is the guys on bikes just stop by a car in the red light, pull off a gun (hidden just enought so only the victim sees it) and demands money.
It's a hard reality.

[moosehead]

Wow Jerry dont be to positive now. Im just kidding Jerry I actually agree with a few of the things you said regarding Criss, Kammazy, and muffin.

The place where I must disagree is MI. Granted not every comic makes me laugh but I think everyone picks up on the professionalism his comics exude. Everything he does has a great mix of randomness and whit which most have not seen done as consistently as he.

[MusicalIdiot]

Sorry that I don't live up to your expectations Jerry, I'll kill some orphans for you.

[JW]

Haha!

Okay.
It's just the Art, I don't much like. It sorta drags down the joke. The truth truth is brutal.

[Tweek]

The art is the best part.

I don't like any of the comics on the last page or two, try harder :argh:

[CrumPoker]

I don't see Jerry's Comic if there was one :indiff:
Shagg: Made me laugh, does the green guy in the last panel have a penis for a head? :lol:

[Tweek]

does the green guy in the last panel have a penis for a head?
You'd know.

[JW]

I don't see Jerry's Comic if there was one
There wasn't.




does the green guy in the last panel have a penis for a head?
You'd know.
ZING! That's was a good one.

[Beatzebs]

Exploding heads, excessive use of phallus and erection jokes don't hit my sense of humour...

Mike...please get hit by a train. Or stop making comics =P

MI...your last one sucked in my eyes. But even MI's sucking jokes are better then the last couple of jokes between my last one and his one >_>

*self-praise* is no recommendation* :O

[CheesePlease]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/5779/biscuitsws8.png

[Tweek]

Pretty funny.

[Milp]

Some weeks ago i showed off some c&h characters i made in flash as drawing practice, now i was bored again and started making a music video, Animating this first minute already took me over 6 hours. I hope you guys like it (and i hope this is the right thread for it).


http://youtube.com/watch?v=kDlysb-6Av4

So, what do you think?

[exetra]

New VERY GOOD COMIC (http://exetra.googlepages.com/022.html). nsfanywhere :)

[Tweek]

Milp, that sucked.
Do you think this is just some thread where you can post whatever shit you feel like?
Put some effort in next time.

Very good, exetra!

[exetra]

Very good, exetra!

I see what you did there!
:rimshot:

[Milp]

Milp, that sucked.
Do you think this is just some thread where you can post whatever shit you feel like?
Put some effort in next time.

Very good, exetra!

I've put effort into it. And don't just say it sucks, give me at least some constructive criticism.

[Kamazy]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/8941/shagdz4.png

:patriot:

If you look closely you can see OX. This has been a Kamazy hidden message brought to you by, shaggmuffin! when eating just isn't enough. Find 10 of my messages and a free xbox360

[Tweek]

I see what you did there!
:rimshot:
I meant it. Not your funniest, but still, not bad.

I've put effort into it. And don't just say it sucks, give me at least some constructive criticism.
Constructive criticism? Leave the internet and never come back.

comic

That must have taken a while. Creative.

[Kamazy]

It's worth it. :hmm:


And is most of the characters i did with that style into one file. :hit:

[Milp]

Constructive criticism? Leave the internet and never come back.


Contrary to popular belief, there are people on the internet who are able to give constructive criticism.

[Tweek]

Contrary to popular belief, there are people on the internet who are able to give constructive criticism.
That was my advice.

[Beatzebs]

Milp...your art sucks. If you would concentrate your effort into only one well-drawn character and animate it doing some crazy things, it could be much better then 15 fuckin bad drawn characters doing something completely unfunny.

Hmm Kamazy's comic doesn't look like effort...its more Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V from all of his other comics...though it made me laugh to see Nerdy Ned again :D

Oh my goooooood I'm "Somewhat Regular"!!! Click (http://youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ)

[Spastic]

Kamazy, I absolutely love your art man. Very good.

Exetra, Your comics are very good.

[Ox]

MI, the dinner one was beautiful!

[Spastic]

I don't see why everyone likes MI so much. No offence, but personally they don't make me laugh.

Kamazy, What's the animation meant to do? I watched it, expecting something to happen eventually, but got bored. But I liked the comic. The joke wasn't great, but I like Paranoid Pete, and the art is cool.

Muffin, that was a bit weird. Not really that funny, so yeah. I'll give you a week before insulting.

That was alright, Criss. I don't find it that funny, though. I don't really find the stereotype of a Brazillian to be someone who just immediatly grab a gun and threaten someone.

I see you do a lot of criticizing, but do you ever actually post comics of your own?

[Kamazy]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3438/imnakedye4.png

Worth a shot. :mnyd:

[Werty]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3438/imnakedye4.png

Worth a shot. :mnyd:

Heh, I thought it was pretty good. Y'know, you're not half bad at this comic thing.

[Ox]

I see you do a lot of criticizing, but do you ever actually post comics of your own?

I'm pretter sure Roger Ebert, Richard Roeper and Joel Siegel have never made a Hollywood blockbuster.

[Beatzebs]

Haha Good one Ox :D Made my day

[Spastic]

I'm pretter sure Roger Ebert, Richard Roeper and Joel Siegel have never made a Hollywood blockbuster.

Hence why I don't give two shits about their reviews.

[Hats of!]

http://i32.tinypic.com/o5cnqt.jpg

:band:

[CrumPoker]

I don't get it Hats of..
Maybe its because I can't be arsed to translate the last panel.

[Beatzebs]

Do swedish people always have sex??

I should travel another time to Stockholm to form me an local impression of the situation...maybe I can combine my trip with my receipt of the Nobel Peace Prize. ^_^

[Hats of!]

CrumPoker, he is just cursing in swedish, the real joke is that they are having sexual pleasure.

[Beatzebs]

Actually there are two snakes...but I suppose Ingrid only cares for one of those.

Some funny stuff from Germany...

The Ultimate Battle Swedish Girls vs. English Girls:

Sry For Off Topic :O (http://www.jacatu.de/wbb2/t7850-swedish-versus-british-nightclubs.html)

[Spastic]

Liked the are Hats of, the joke kind of went over my head I think, I didn't know there was a stereotype or anything about Sweeds having sex all the time.

[bronzepickle]

Okay, these are are all hilarious! :D
I just want to know...

What do you guys use to make them?
Because I have the greatest idea! :)

Also, is it available for Macs?

[Beatzebs]

Okay, these are are all hilarious! :D
I just want to know...

What do you guys use to make them?
Because I have the greatest idea! :)

Also, is it available for Macs?
Kris, Dave, Matt & Rob use - as far as I know - Adobe Flash, you can get a 30 Day Trial version --> Here (http://www.adobe.com/downloads/)

[bronzepickle]

Thank you.

[JW]

See, now, milp was just tryin' ta' make a movie sortofa thing, and y'all been not helpful! I say this...

Work on it, keep changing bits, keep making it better, then post it back here when it's finished, and you think it's all you could do.




I see you do a lot of criticizing, but do you ever actually post comics of your own?

I'm pretter sure Roger Ebert, Richard Roeper and Joel Siegel have never made a Hollywood blockbuster.

Exactly! But have posted a few comics. They didn't get the greatest reception, so I'm working on Art and jokes, and not posting every little piece of crap I make, as the rules say.




Okay, these are are all hilarious! :D
I just want to know...

What do you guys use to make them?
Because I have the greatest idea! :)

Also, is it available for Macs?

How many times has this been asked?
I think we might have about enough posts in this thread asking what people use, to make a couple pages in the help forum.

[Spastic]

Exactly! But have posted a few comics. They didn't get the greatest reception, so I'm working on Art and jokes, and not posting every little piece of crap I make, as the rules say.


Well please, do hurry. I would love to see how much funnier and more artistic yours are than everyone else's.

[JW]

I never said mine were funnier or more artistic. You don't have to make comics to critisize.

[Diddlee-Umptious]

Well, here's another one. This one, I'm gonna submit to those guys.

Penalized Miricle (http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9701/comictwoma8.jpg)

Sorry if it offends...

No one has replied to this one yet... I'll put it back on:
Penalized Miricle (http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9701/comictwoma8.jpg)

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[CharlieH]

I don't care. That was a brilliant comic.

Can't say i've ever heard the joke before.

[coldfreak]

i made a comic in photoshop, and i dont know how to submit it, or paste it into this box thing, does it need to be in paint?

[Mr. Crow]

i made a comic in photoshop, and i dont know how to submit it, or paste it into this box thing, does it need to be in paint?

If you don't know how to do that, you obviously don't use the program often and must be a shitty artist. If you can't figure out how to do that, you must be stupid and therefore the comic must suck.

[JW]

Rightly Said, Mr. Crow..

I know, this been said, a fuck of alot, but how do I get a full version of flash, without having to pay? Do I have to pay? 'Cause I don't wanna.

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[azur]

http://azurithil.deviantart.com/art/Comic-7-76325288

[coldfreak]

If you don't know how to do that, you obviously don't use the program often and must be a shitty artist. If you can't figure out how to do that, you must be stupid and therefore the comic must suck.
ha ha. i did try "ctr c" then "ctrl v" but nothing hapened. and as for the attaching, i would know how to do it if the little papeclip was there, which it isn't. And the whole point of submiting the the comic was to see if it sucks, obviosly, i think it is good if i want to submit it, so dont go assuming things

[exetra]

ha ha. i did try "ctr c" then "ctrl v" but nothing hapened because im retarded

File>Save For Web.

How fucking dumb are people these days?

[JW]

Azur -- I don't get it..

"Why Are You Here?"
"What About You?"

The hell is that about, man!?

[coldfreak]

ok, where do i go once i save it for web (should it be jpg, gif, or png?)

[coldfreak]

<html>
<head>
<title>guest-comic</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
</head>
<body bgcolor="#FFFFFF" leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0">
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[coldfreak]

http://C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Local Settings\Temp\Save For Web\guest-comic.tmp\guest-comic.html

[coldfreak]

fuck, sry for taking up soo much space, i will stop now

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[cosmosforest]

fuck, sry for taking up soo much space, i will stop now

Just so you know, there is an 'Edit' option for each post you make. You can easily edit out mistakes if your browser messes you around or whatever.

[exetra]

PNG. Then imageshack (http://www.imageshack.us) it. This info should be on the first post, really :indiff:

[JW]

ok, where do i go once i save it for web (should it be jpg, gif, or png?)

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fuck, sry for taking up soo much space, i will stop now



Hey Look, Quad-Post.

[OTBslaayer]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/OTBslaayer/comic_guest.jpg

back up in case it doesn't show:
http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/OTBslaayer/?action=view&current=comic_guest.jpg

and for the record, i did not just add words to a previous comic, i photoshoped people out of old comics, then put them in this one, then added words. i garuntee if you look through all 1000 comics you will not see this one. i just suck at making stick figures (as simple as they are)

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[astrosfan33]

http://a74.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/27/l_bb9a0b18597879218aa8eb5940025dc1.jpg
comments plz made this in 2 min on paint

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[Tweek]

Take more time.

[ColonStripTease]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a104/pablogarcia/KlondikeDeaths.jpg
What would you do-oo-ou for a Klondike bar?

[Prizm]

Please try harder.

[Tyler_Legrand]

Just because there are anti-wall-breaking measures doesn't mean scrolling isn't annoying. >=[

[exetra]

scrolling should be TOable like table breaking tbh.

OTB: Wii joke was terrible. You must be clinically retarded if you "suck at drawing stick figures".

Astro: You could try harder and do a lot better than that.

Colon: Not great. Switch your lines back to solid, they look shit at the moment.

[TuckerLOL]

I was going to remake one of my own comics in the style of C+H, but I just figured I might as well go for a new one altogether.


http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z123/Tucker12456/hgumijrhjubetyn.png

[Tweek]

If you feel more comfortable posting comics other than C&H style, go ahead.

[OTBslaayer]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/OTBslaayer/stamp.jpg

NOTE: this is not my joke, i was watching saturday night live and it said this, so i just had to share it.

[Tweek]

Try to do jokes that can really only be told in comic form.

[TuckerLOL]

If you feel more comfortable posting comics other than C&H style, go ahead.

Sorted!
Me and WillJ. worked on comics for a while, this is one of his ideas that I drew up (Y)

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff61/RandomScribblings/strip-007.jpg

[Beatzebs]

It sucked.

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh37/Beatzebs/Cyanide%20and%20Happyness%20New%20Style/Broke-1.png

[TuckerLOL]

Don'tcha just love constructive criticism?

[Beatzebs]

Don'tcha just love constructive criticism?
M'Kay:

Your Art: Sucked.
The Joke: Sucked.
You Broke The Table: It Sucks.

To sum up one can state in a conclusion: It sucked.

Tucker you probably should rename you in Sucker.

[TuckerLOL]

M'Kay:

Your Art: Sucked.
The Joke: Sucked.
You Broke The Table: It Sucks.

To sum up one can state in a conclusion: It sucked.

Tucker you probably should rename you in Sucker.

Cheers :)
How do I rename myself in Sucker?
Oh and "To sum up one can state in a conlcusion" should, really, be "To sum up, one can state, in conclusion, it sucked."
And "To sum up" and "In conclusion" practically mean the same thing.
You need to use commas more, too (Y)

Your Grammar: Sucked.

[Beatzebs]

Cheers :)
How do I rename myself in Sucker?
Oh and "To sum up one can state in a conlcusion" should, really, be "To sum up, one can state, in conclusion, it sucked."
And "To sum up" and "In conclusion" practically mean the same thing.
You need to use commas more, too (Y)

Your Grammar: Sucked.I just wanted to be redundant so that you, sir smartass, understand what I want to explain to you.

[CrumPoker]

Why isn't anybody commenting Beatzebs comic!
I found it hilarious!

[istalklang]

I did like Beatzebs' comic, although I expected it it was still innovative.

[Urser]

What I find extremely stupid, is that Tucker is going off on a tangent and wants Beatzebs to comment on his comic. And Tucker didn't comment on Beatzeb's comic.

Beatzebs... I actually tried to use the scroll bar. :wail: It was really good.

[TuckerLOL]

I just wanted to be redundant so that you, sir smartass, understand what I want to explain to you.

EPIC FAIL
I understood and corrected your grammar.

Yeah, Beatzebs' comic's awesome. Actually had me clicking the scroll bar :P.
But, being the Complete Newb that I am, I wouldn't know whether this is a fresh attempt or a comic he posts everytime someone breaks the table?

You said my art sucked, yeah? I know it did, that was the point of the comics.
One that doesn't break the table?
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff61/RandomScribblings/strip-005.jpg

EDIT: Yeah, I didn't comment his because I only saw it after I posted about grammar.
It didn't load before.

[Urser]

Your art still sucks.
Your jokes still suck.
You sir, suck.

[TuckerLOL]

Your art still sucks.
Your jokes still suck.
You sir, suck.

Ok, I suck.
The point of the comics BEING that the art sucks :)
I'm gonna go suck now, anyway.

[cosmosforest]

Beatzebs... I actually tried to use the scroll bar. :wail: It was really good.

You're not the only one, Urser!!
I really liked beatzeb's comic too!!

[PyroOwned]

Oh man, Beatzebs, I really tugged on that bar. Damn you. :mad:

[exetra]

I don't normally like beatzebs comic but that one was pretty clever.

[Kamazy]

Beatzebs: Haha i loved the "stuck slider" comic, but i guess it would work for firefox users only. I did tug on the bar before i saw that he was pushing it, which is pretty dumb of be because my bar doesn't look like that....

As usually i'll tell you what would've made it better, if the guy was holding the bar and saying something like "Fuck you, I'm not going to let you see the other panels." anyway that's just me, it was still great. :buttsex:

everyone else: Work on the art, the joke, and over all stop being retards.

[Beatzebs]

Woohoo I think that was my first comic with a positive response. Yay.!

[Spastic]

Beatzebs, that was pretty good, made me laugh!

TuckerLOL, There was nothing good about your comic.

[Barry the Time Sprout]

Tucker if you're going to correct grammar at least know how to use it yourself. It should have been: "To sum up one can conclude..." or "To sum up one can state, in conclusion".
So stop being an arsecrack.

Beatz I loved the scrollbar gag. I too tried to use it hehe.

[vihmauss]

good comic Beatzebs :)

[Tyler_Legrand]

http://www.legrandanimations.com/CHLife.jpg

- Beatzebs, amazing comic is amazing.

[CharlieH]

I no get it.

But your facial expressions are the best in the thread.

[CrumPoker]

Haha, Tyler!
That made me :lol:!

good comic Beatzebs :)
Who the hell are you.

[ILuigi]

My God, Beatzebs, that was hilarious !

It really tricked me, and I tried to use the scroll. Hah. :lol:

[redguy999]

It sucked.

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh37/Beatzebs/Cyanide%20and%20Happyness%20New%20Style/Broke-1.png

Really good job, It made me laugh for about 5.4 minutes.
Especially because I actually tried scrolling to the side!

[Ox]

Who the hell are you.

He's clearly a new user. So, on that basis, he is also someone with potential not to be an annoying, talentless fuck who pisses everyone off. Where the fuck do you, of all people, get off trying to be elitist? Pull any more of that shit and you're getting a long TO.

[Beatzebs]

Didn't mad me laugh, though it's quite funny Tyler.
Life starts with 65 :D

[CrumPoker]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9244/b0redqk4.png
Something quick and random.

[Barry the Time Sprout]

Dear christ Crum, you've been on these boards long enough to know not post every piece of shit you make. I mean what the hell is this? There's no joke, the art is crap and you haven't even bothered to colour it. What was the point?

[Beatzebs]

Shit.
Something quick and random.

You just wanted to play it down, but in reality you worked 2 hours for it and you were sure of it being good...

But yes Barry is right. It sucked.

[CrumPoker]

It wasn't supposed to be good, It was something random and pointless that I decided to post.
Jesus.

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[MusicalIdiot]

It wasn't supposed to be good, It was something random and pointless that I decided to post.
Jesus.
That's the point they're trying to convey, don't post random and pointless material.

[vihmauss]

He's clearly a new user. So, on that basis, he is also someone with potential not to be an annoying, talentless fuck who pisses everyone off. Where the fuck do you, of all people, get off trying to be elitist? Pull any more of that shit and you're getting a long TO.

Thank you Ox, and ive described myself in my first post and am not gonna do it again.

[Random_Hero]

Mi, yours was brilliant.

Beatzebs, I actually really liked that one, good job.

[Richard_Simmons]

Beatzebs, I liked that a lot. Made me feel stupid when I tried to use the scroll bar.

Crum, you know better.

[Barry the Time Sprout]

Something I just made, took 30 mins. It's an old joke that always make me chuckle when I'm drunk.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s256/sproutie_2007/polarbear.png

[Beatzebs]

I laughed Barry :DD I really laughed hard, but I don't know why...is it the art? The expressions? It can't be the joke because I think I didn't get it...
Maybe because it's about a million times better than crums last posting :D

[Ox]

http://a543.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_35bac44a1a12f9683e025bd6254ff68e.png

[CharlieH]

I like the new style and joke.

My personal thumbs up to you.

[Tweek]

http://a543.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_35bac44a1a12f9683e025bd6254ff68e.png
Well, I like the art :shobon:

[Killer Carebear]

Hmm. Since I was here last Crum still doesn't know what funny is. At least he finally got the art right.

Ox: eh, but a good eh.

[Spastic]

Ox: it was decent, though I really liked the art!

[Kamazy]

Barry the Time Sprout: ...... oh! I get it! He has big paws... yeah... ok.

Ox: Wouldn't that be a pineape?

[r0xx]

purple pineapple


I find no humour in this at all, I like the art even though the guy is VERY reminiscent of Terrance and Philip.

[Ox]

Ox: Wouldn't that be a pineape?

Or a grapple?

[potolife]

Beatzebs Ahh that was just great! Like everyone else, I tried to use the scrollbar before I saw he was holding it (to look at the second panel) and got pretty confused when nothing was happening.

Barry Haha I've always liked that joke. I must say your polar bear is adorable.

[El Travo]

Barry: It was good but I liked it better on South Park. Overall good art though!

[Lag]

Tribute to the comic genius of ChaseTN.
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/Poshnak/chaseT.png

[Tweek]

Nice one, Lag.
Pulled off the one-panel quite well.

[Random_Hero]

Or a grapple?

Pape?

[monkeyjoe]

this one makes me chuckle and shiver at the same time

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t154/monkeyjoe01/cyanideandhappiness4-1.jpg

[Richard_Simmons]

Joe, it was OK. Not that great. Art is decent.

Lag, liked it. The guys expression is priceless.

Barry, joke is meh. But that polar bear is fluffy wuffy adorable.

Ox, like the new art. Joke is Ok.

[Derelict]

http://a543.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_35bac44a1a12f9683e025bd6254ff68e.png

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh my god that's fucking awesome!

[DirtyPainties]

I posted this comic on my blog; it's mildly inspired by C & H. http://www.pointsincase.com/xavier/uploaded_images/loveydovey-767878.JPG

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[Gogeta200313]

It might have been ok if it hadnt been drawn by a person who act likes he been sexually molestered with a candle stick for the last 10 years.

Honestly man if you had payed any attention to the rules and well everyone elses comics you would have realised what you did wrong.

[DirtyPainties]

It might have been ok if it hadnt been drawn by a person who act likes he been sexually molestered with a candle stick for the last 10 years.

Honestly man if you had payed any attention to the rules and well everyone elses comics you would have realised what you did wrong.

I'm going to ignore your obvious grammatical and syntactical issues (or am I?), and dive right into your ridiculous content.

I read the rules before posting. And even if I hadn't, wouldn't it be more worthwhile and salient to make a comment about which rules, real or imagined, I was breaking rather than just babbling incoherently?

Maybe that's just the molesteration talking.

[Gogeta200313]

You never know,

Yet you read the rules and still disregarded them.

My comments arnt always aimed to hurt more to amuse so take it how you like ive always found the posts after a shitty comic quite amusing especially some of ursers and oxs.

And the way i type or speak on here, your point is. You obviously can read as ive seen so far yet you still didnt manage to comprehend what was written on the first page

And now lets leave that at that because going on like this is just stupid.

Ox - Ur grapple comic wasnt one of ur bests but i did enjoy the art.

And when is ant comming back he always made me laugh

[Savaril]

What the shit-uncle-monkey-fuck?
I go away for like, two months, come back, and Crum is still fucking here?

[Gogeta200313]

Savaril we've tried by god we've tried but he doesnt take hints, or timeouts. We need super nanny.

*sits and waits for urser, ox or relaps to make a comic off my comment*

[Urser]

We need super nanny.

*sits and waits for urser, ox or relaps to make a comic off my comment*

Oh, you.

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/6594/themostabsolutelypositizf4.png (http://imageshack.us)

[cybercrash]

http://aycu12.webshots.com/image/41011/2004726899554487223_rs.jpg

[ILuigi]

cybercrash, trying to copy Beatzebs, eh ?

Well sir, you fail.

[Gogeta200313]

I love you urser, i hoped it would be funny and it was, i dont know why but it was.

[ILuigi]

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh50/ihnatiucluigi/15.png

Probably done one gazillion times before, huh.

[Beatzebs]

Cybercrash...there is no Bandwagon to jump onto.

[ILuigi]

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh50/ihnatiucluigi/16.png

[exetra]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5131/chickkinsartqj1.png

[Beatzebs]

stolensadistjoke
Such an old joke...

[cybercrash]

http://aycu12.webshots.com/image/41011/2004726899554487223_rs.jpg

cybercrash, trying to copy Beatzebs, eh ?

Well sir, you fail.

i just got inspire by him

[Beatzebs]

i just got inspire by him
I don't want to be connected with THAT. Please deny every knowledge about me.

[cybercrash]

so im unworthy .................. so what?

[Urser]

So you shouldn't show your sorry ass around here again. Stop thinking of excuses. It was a blatant rip-off which failed miserably due to your lack of originality.

OOO NOW I'M MAD!

[Mr. Crow]

OOO NOW I'M MAD!

*Snaps fingers* I hear ya, girl!

Exetra, your comic was meh. :/

[cybercrash]

hey, whe nu bomb ur absorbing influence and inspiration , everything u draw randomly is from ur past so Wtf is ur prob

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[iGavin]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5131/chickkinsartqj1.png

Why did you use chav language? (or to you, y did u use chav langwage?)

[arcto10]

<Never Mind>

Keep up the good work guys. (You know who you are)

[CharlieH]

Both of those were brillant, Iluigi.

[Kamazy]

http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/4/2/4/f_Untitled1m_93b1a0a.gif

:hit:

[iGavin]

iLuigi, yours are always awsome! Never stop the great work
LOL great Kamazy. I love your character! Great use of flash.

OK, so here's my first attempt at a flash comic:
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/CHComicflash1.png

[Kamazy]

Oh i forgot to review the people:

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Lag: (http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/Poshnak/chaseT.png) I guess you like chases comics. :lol:

*
DirtyPainties: (http://www.pointsincase.com/xavier/uploaded_images/loveydovey-767878.JPG) Your name is spelled wrong and your comic needs most in every area.

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Urser: (http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/6594/themostabsolutelypositizf4.png) Good, but you know... you're basically running the same jokes over and over again. I give you extra points for the character art.

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cybercrash: (http://aycu12.webshots.com/image/41011/2004726899554487223_rs.jpg) Poorly inspired comic.

**
ILuigi: (http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh50/ihnatiucluigi/15.png) It was ok.

**
ILuigi: (http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh50/ihnatiucluigi/16.png) It was ok.

***
exetra: (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5131/chickkinsartqj1.png) It was nice, got a chuckle out of me.

***
iGavin: (http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/CHComicflash1.png) I'm not sure i get it, is it that no one wants to hang out at burger king? Well here everyone hangs out at burger king.. so i donno wasn't funny to me, but might be to someone else. Extra star for the nicely (cute) drawn characters.

[Ox]

There's a song that goes "McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut". Burger King, although a major player in the fast food industry, has been omitted from the song and thus feels unloved, unwanted and unappreciated. With no other options, Burger King throws itself off of a cliff.

[iGavin]

Yeah, that's what I was going for. Glad you got it because I thought that people might not get it. By the way Ox I didn't get to thank you for the help in getting flash so thanks, it helped me a lot.

EDIT: Yeah, like CrashFace said before he edited, it was a lame song by a lame band. I really don't like the song (like everyone else) but in England it is widely remembered as one of the biggest flops to have the piss taken out of it so much.

The stupid thing is, it was a playground chant over here before it was even a song, which makes the band even more lame that they copied it.

[CharlieH]

already been said, nvm.

[TuckerLOL]

Hahaha, Urser, that's cl-ass.

cybercrash; Want mess around with my beyond? I've been told mine suck, but at least they were original.

ILuigi; I love the asshole joke. The masochist/sadist one's even better <3

Kamazy, that's almost as good as Beatzebs'.

iGavin, I got the joke, I just didn't find it that funny. Like the art though (Y)

[r0xx]

Here's my latest, had this idea for a while and don't think it's been done. Enjoy.


http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/smiley.png



I was thinking of having the guy say something like my boss is an ass or I work for a dick but thought it would be to predictable so I didn't do that route.

[iGavin]

HA! r0xx THAT'S AWSOME! I LOVED IT!

[ILuigi]

Kamazy, I thought there was something wrong with my browser you bastard ! :mad:

r0xx, you are AWESOME.

[TuckerLOL]

HAHAHAHAHA! r0xx, that's legend!

[Kamazy]

r0xx: (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee279/r0xx_bucket/C%20and%20H/smiley.png) Great one!! Why can't all you comics be this good?

[r0xx]

Why can't all you comics be this good? Wha? I thought they were!!?? :(

[Tyler_Legrand]

Why did that post break the table.

[Ox]

It appears as though anything with a smiley below the first line of text enduces scrollbars... or maybe it's because there's a smiley under a quote... either way, I'm pretty sure it's the smiley that's doing it.

Having editted the post, I have concluded that it is indeed the smileys.

[Beatzebs]

Why is everybody praising iLuigis obvious stolen masochist joke, which I guess is more than 30 already...additional the art could be more than copy, pasting of old characters. You should have at least made the masochist and the Sadist wearing typical latex clothes.
And why the heck is the masochist in the last panel sad??? He gets what he wanted...The sadist injured him by hurting him mentally.

Kamazys...it sucked. Because:
- It's gif.
- It's too fast for an earthquake, and too fast for my eyes.

Roxx It was funny but didn't made me laugh, but still the bes one on this page.

iGavin Why is only the Burger King personificated as a house, and why are McD, KFC and Pizza Hut waitresses?? There are so much better possibilities too personificate the McD M and the KFC chicken...
Additional the joke was obvious.

iGavin and TuckerLOL stop those fuckin' Eye-Cancer-Signatures

[Ox]

Kamazys...it sucked. Because:
- It's gif.
- It's too fast for an earthquake, and too fast for my eyes.
Too fast for an earthquake?! Experienced many of those in Germany, have you?

iGavin Why is only the Burger King personificated as a house, and why are McD, KFC and Pizza Hut waitresses?? There are so much better possibilities too personificate the McD M and the KFC chicken...
Additional the joke was obvious.

I already explained that it was a song, the "waitresses" are the people who sang the song. So he was perfectly right to use them. Oh, and "personificate" isn't a word.

The joke wasn't obvious! A building coming to life and commiting suicide over a crappy pop song isn't really the first thing that would spring to most people's minds.

iGavin and TuckerLOL stop those fuckin' Eye-Cancer-Signatures
I second this motion.

[iGavin]

Beatzebs, no offence, but all you do is bitch and moan. So I'm gonna say this in return to you:
YES! MY SIGNATURE GAVE BEATZEBS EYE CANCER! PRAISE THE SWEET LORD ABOVE!
Now suck on the blinding pain of my signature, foo! vvv

[Beatzebs]

Too fast for an earthquake?! Experienced many of those in Germany, have you?
I experienced one when I was in Scotland and the Aberdeen Strangler was tossing a caber which, when it dropped down, caused an earthquake which was an 8.5 on the Richter scale.

...next time I just say: It sucked, because it sucked. And I won't try to explain my opinion. -_-

iGavin:
I'm not bitching or moaning all the time. Just because I critizised your comic. Only Roxx' comic was funny on this page. You should learn to accept criticism. Astonishingly everybody said that your joke sucked. Have a think and try again.

[TuckerLOL]

BEATZEBS CANCER EYE LOL

Instead of being well pissy, you should make some more comics that innovate like your scroll bar one.

Then you could get more people copying it!
Oh, sorry, cybercrash. Being "inspire" by him.

[Ox]

http://a618.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/101/l_ed591611c5939b5a03a6a94257e23a79.png

[iGavin]

I love your art, Ox. It's so doodled and original. And the joke was pretty decent, so I guess overall I liked it.

[TuckerLOL]

Haha, love it Ox

[ILuigi]

Ox, I really laughed.

And surprisingly, I'm not even trying to kiss your ass :lol:

[Beatzebs]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/351/funcountie1.png

[iGavin]

Wow you actually kissed your own ass...
that is so gay.
nd no, I'm not being pissy because I'm low on the scale. In fact, Kamazy's are probably better than mine, put him before me.

I do like the fact you made a chart though, that's pretty cool.

[Tyler_Legrand]

Beatzebs, go away.

[PyroOwned]

I haven't made a comic for a LONG time. I tried out new styles and such ages ago, but since then I've never been able to put a joke into comic form. :frown:

So I thought of this earlier, of course it's probably been done before, but who cares?

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q136/pyro-gyro/sour.png

[Ox]

In my professional opinion, it doesn't sound right. Perhaps...

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/AidsSandwich/pyrowenremake.png

...would be better.

Good draw though.