Comics and Fan Art: v.4.0

[Lamb]

The top hat and cane are turning into a refuge for all the bad jokes...it was good when C&H did it... now I just want to gauge my eyes out

[SODA]

This is my first attempt

[comic]

Haha, it's funny because there is no joke...

get it?

[I_Smell]

I_smell, explain. Please.

It's a dick =D

[Ox]

I did the top hat and cane because that WASN'T the joke, because the actual joke wasn't well-recieved. It was meant to be ironic.

[Zebbs]

That is the best explanation i have ever heard, ever.
Isnt it slightly NSFW though?

[I_Smell]

Oh come on, if you're at work and you get caught looking at horribly unfunny comics, you might as well go that tiny step further and have a cartoon willy in it.

[Random_Hero]

[dick comic]

Alright, now what is THAT dick doing there? Nice art by the way.

[Zebbs]

Yeah, if iwas working, my dad is the manager. :indiff: He doesnt mind me looking at little cartoons when theres nothing to do, but he would think it wierd of me to be looking at a winky on the shop Pc. Your comic is good art by the way.

[Lamb]

I did the top hat and cane because that WASN'T the joke, because the actual joke wasn't well-recieved. It was meant to be ironic.

didn't go that well... and it was understood or/and well-received but the ones that got it didn't give feedback... shocker

[Ox]

To paraphrase Rob: Drawing can't be NSFW, unless they're over the top like a dead baby getting raped by a horse.

[Savaril]

This page is the worst page in the Fanart thread 4.0.

Edit: The last page is the worst page in the Fanart thread 4.0.

Also, :king: of the page :D

[Kamazy]

the top hat and cain was fun because the guy was expecting a fallow up joke to the driving one and there was none. The top hat was to say "happy now?". that's why i found it finny. it's a joke related to the forums it's not funny by its self.


the dick: well... my guess is how people are called dicks some times and there was a actual dick-person walking around.

[edit]
Savaril: we'll have to wait and see. :D heh

[editx2]

if you're king.. does that make me queen...

[Asdf]

OMG, Fortune teller?

Talking about Savaril, he didn't know that his post went to the next page and he got served.

[Lamb]

Ox... what about the other way?

[Ox]

Ox... what about the other way?
I can only assume that it is perfectly acceptable.

[SODA]

My take on the hat and cane comics:

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/117/hatandcanegv6.png

[John_is_cool]

My take on the hat and cane comics:

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/117/hatandcanegv6.png

I actually didnt get it at first.

[Ox]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/AidsSandwich/KomedyKlub.png

[Kamazy]

Now that's how you make a GOOD bad joke. :D

/clap

but i would have liked it more if he did the dance right after "she had aids?"

[Vortex]

It's a dick =D

Well I didn't think it was a giant menstruating vagina. =D But what then, the joke is that theres a giant cartoon willy? Really? ¬_¬

[Ox]

It's just a bit too high-brow for this thread, that's the problem, I_Smell.

[I_Smell]

I'll be right back as soon as I think of an actual joke. (http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/442/comic8yr6.png)

EDIT- I knew you'd all overthink it if I just did a big penis.

[Kamazy]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4743/geronimotp0.gif

I'm sure it's been done but i couldn't resist...

I knew you'd all overthink it if I just did a big penis.

in other words, it was TOOO low-brow it loped around and became the highest-brow comic EVER!

[SODA]

[comic]

I'm sure it's been done but i couldn't resist...

Ugh, that was really bad.

[Kamazy]

Yeah, I apologize for that one. but i COULD NOT RESIST.

[Lamb]

To paraphrase Rob: Drawing can't be NSFW, unless they're over the top like a dead baby getting raped by a horse.
Ox... what about the other way?
I can only assume that it is perfectly acceptable.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9559/perfectlyacceptablexo5.th.jpg (http://img256.imageshack.us/my.php?image=perfectlyacceptablexo5.jpg)

I know it's more of a fetus than baby, but go with it

[I_Smell]

At least try to be funny >=|

[Lamb]

To quote Ox: "It's just a bit too high-brow for this thread, that's the problem, I_Smell.".

[Shagg]

I really like I_smell's dick comic. Oxtail's cane and hat comics are ok.. but they're being used alot. :ahe:

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/CatInTehHat.jpg

P.S- Those are bats that they have..for your information.

[Lag]

I was expecting rape. :(

But I was pleasantly surprised.

[Kamazy]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/171/shootingstarto2.gif

I was expecting rape.

random rape has been done to death. :P

[edit]

Those are bats that they have..for your information.

oh i was hoping they were chiken legs. Don't ask why :D

[John_is_cool]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i47/Spidermanfan901/yahtzee.jpg
I was going to use tiddlywinks but I didn't know how to draw it.

[Far]

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/kylenido/comic23copy.png

[Kamazy]

Amm... huh? i'm sorry but that flew WAY above my head... are some frames missing?... Nicly drawn, but not funny.

[Ox]

No. He's making fun of the "tp hat & cane" jokes with a "sombrerro & zimmer frame" comic.

[Shagg]

No. He's making fun of the "tp hat & cane" jokes with a "sombrerro & zimmer frame" comic.

Kinda suprised you knew what a "zimmer" is.. I just call 'em Old Walkers. :ahe:

[Benjaman]

[FAR'S COMIC]

Is that a parody of Ox's Comics? If so, AWESOME.

Edit: Too Late

[Far]

At least someone gets it.

[Ox]

You people DO realise I wasn't posting those jokes seriously... don't you?! The laugh isn't ACTUALLY meant to come from the hat and cane.

[Vortex]

It's a dig at the tophat and cane comics. Instead it's a kinda sombreroey thing and a zimmer frame. Atleast, thats how I saw it. Nice stuff, Far. Even if i was wrong :D

edit:/ fuck, how slow was I?

[Ox]

Kinda suprised you knew what a "zimmer" is.. I just call 'em Old Walkers. :ahe:
Why on Earth would you be surprised that an intelligent person knows the name of a common object?!

[Random_Hero]

Ox, I was smiling up until I saw the mic stand fall over, that made me laugh for whatever reason. Nice job.

[Kamazy]

Oh i see, but it's strange he does nothing before he dances :)
if()
{
The characer was at a senior center comedy hour and tell a bad joke, THEN gets a walker and hat from a old guy (who falls down) adn then dances, i would have LOVED it. Anything other then simple looking at the screen adn then dancing :D
}

You people DO realise I wasn't posting those jokes seriously... don't you?! The laugh isn't ACTUALLY meant to come from the hat and cane.

But strangly it does. Accidental trend!...

You didn't get the parody, stop trying.

Done.

(5 minutes later)
Oh! NOW i get it. still not HAHA funny. but it's nice.

[Far]

Why on Earth would you be surprised that an intelligent person knows the name of a common object?!

I've never heard of a zimmer frame. Everyone here just calls them
walkers. Apparently zimmer frame is a British term.

The British English common equivalent term is Zimmer Frame - from Zimmer Holdings, a major manufacturer of such devices and joint replacement parts
Oh i see, but it's strange he does nothing before he dances :)
if()
{
The characer was at a senior center comedy hour and tell a bad joke, THEN gets a walker and hat from a old guy (who falls down) adn then dances, i would have LOVED it. Anything other then simple looking at the screen adn then dancing :D
}
You didn't get the parody, stop trying.

[Shagg]

Why on Earth would you be surprised that an intelligent person knows the name of a common object?!

Sorry I'm not Old or live in Florida.. or else I would know what it would be called. :facts:

[Relaps]

"Old" and "Florida" are synonyms.

[Shagg]

"Old" and "Florida" are synonyms.

T'was the joke Relaps..:mmyes:

[I_Smell]

Would you guys stfu and post some good comics?

[Shagg]

Would you guys stfu and post some good comics?

Your wish is my command..

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/LocalDumpster.jpg

EDIT: He's not bloody in the third panel..Doh!

[Far]

Your wish is my command..


EDIT: He's not bloody in the third panel..Doh!
Reminds me of this.


Chief Wiggum: [sees Fat Tony and his mobsters dragging a body wrapped in a sheet to the lake] Sorry, sorry, there's no dumping in the lake!
Fat Tony: Fine, I will put my *yard trimmings* in a car compactor.
[he and the mobsters walk off with the body]
Lou: Uh, Chief, I think there was a dead body in there.
Chief Wiggum: I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou.

[Shagg]

Reminds me of this.

I did see the Simpsons Movie, but I can assure you that's not the inspiration.

I originally was gonna have a kid ask a cop for toilet-paper in a single-panel comic (sorry) and have the monologue thing (sorry, again) say something like "Jeff was new to Mischeif Night". But after minutes of deliberation between me and my cousin; he said to make it more bloody. And this love-child came out of it. :gj:

[BAN ME PLEASE]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p102/yoiamdaruler/bigcomic.png

[Shagg]

Your comic is like a picasso painting... :mmyes:

[Glurf]

The art alone made me laugh Ban. The joke made me laugh a tiny bit more.

[Mr. Crow]

Brilliant as always, Ban.

[Lag]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/Poshnak/mugshot.png

[Relaps]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/705/katamaritc2.jpg

naaa nanana nana na na naana na naaa

[Shagg]

Lag: I'm just amazed. Bravo!

Relaps: I am quite befuddled. Hmm, Indeed :mmyes:

Heres a new comic.. Yes,Yes; it's my single-panel style. But I made it and can't just shun it.

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/WifeBeater.jpg

[Far]

Bravo Relaps. Bravo indeed.




BUT we need bigger!

[Relaps]

Katimari Damacy.

[thePraetorian]

Haha Shag. That was mildly amusing.

Same goes for Lag.

Relaps... I think that was amusing but.. I'm not sure..

Here's my third go at the comic. I played around with eyebrows to help with expressions.

EDIT: I think this is thin enough to just embed...

http://www.tsrealms.com/images2/C&H3.bmp

[Jon_the_feared]

[Katimari Damacy Comic]
naaa nanana nana na na naana na naaa


Dammit! You got that song stuck in my head again!!! ARGGH!

Good comic as always though.

[SODA]

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7703/strangerinthenightik1.png

[thePraetorian]

I'm... not totally sure I understand that joke. Either that or it's just not funny. I'm not sure which it is.

[Shagg]

I'm... not totally sure I understand that joke. Either that or it's just not funny. I'm not sure which it is.

Its a lil' bit of both, personally.

[Vortex]

I think i get it. The chick thinks the dude in bed is wanking, but checks and hes asleep. Then it turns out theres a random guy behind the door fapping over the asleep kid.

It didn't get a laugh from me, anyway. :( Art was pretty though.

[Random_Hero]

Alright new comic, I find it funny, but you guys are the judges. Any suggestions?

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/4908/lifeassuranceew7.png

[ant]

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1154/1resizedza4.png

Woohoo!! More paint madness, the joke's not amazing...or even existent but it's a new style if you'd like to comment on that?? :wail:

I'm liking DontdroptheSOAD's and random heros' just now...hotness

[Random_Hero]

I actually think the art is pretty good.

[Mirrorman]

The art looks good for paint, but the joke is lame. I like the scribbly art.

[PyroOwned]

The joke was funny and your art is original. I like it.

[Hats of!]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4994/oxrf9.png

[Zebbs]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4994/oxrf9.png


:clap:
Comic of the thread.

[ant]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9634/2resizedoo7.png

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/9948/3resizedir8.png

woo another, thanks for the comments :moon:

[Kamazy]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/445/mousebitchwe1.gif

I'm tring a new hands style :D

ShaggMuffin: I rather enjoied that one :D HEH "wife-beaters"

[OddKid506]

Relaps was the only one who's comic made me laugh on this page. Cookie points to that man!

Edit: Oh and Hats Of! His was good to.

[ant]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3381/4resizedol8.png

woo another one, I might hold off for a bit till I get some better jokes :wail:

[PyroOwned]

Yeah, you might want to. That joke got old the day hands-free sets came to existance.

[RubeNelson]

Sorry guys I had to join in on the fun.
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q50/rubenelson/hat.png

[ant]

Yeah, you might want to. That joke got old the day hands-free sets came to existance.

Cheers for the comment anyway lol, I'll take note of that :goofy:

I kinda liked your art RubeNelson but I didn't laugh so much at the joke. Keep em comin

[I Have Ventilated Undies]

Sorry guys I had to join in on the fun.

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q50/rubenelson/hat.png

Where's the joke?

[Zebbs]

The joke is meant to be that because of everyone using the cane and top hat joke, it has now lost all novelty value that it once had when Dave used it. I think.

[RubeNelson]

Where's the joke?

It's a play on the last few pages. Some people will get it, and others won't.

[RubeNelson]

The joke is meant to be that because of everyone using the cane and top hat joke, it has now lost all novelty value that it once had when Dave used it. I think.

YAY!!! Zebbs gets it. I was starting to feel like a retard there for a second.

[PyroOwned]

I started that stuff off. Now I hate myself for it.

Proof -

Go to page 1.

[Hats of!]

Really, the most comics on this page sucked.

[egotrip]

Alright new comic, I find it funny, but you guys are the judges. Any suggestions?

Life assurance joke

This is probably the funniest comic in version 4.0 sofar. Even though the art's not great.

Having said that. I think I've heard that joke in stand-up before, but the delivery was tout suite

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m317/meltonbj/Comic6.png

[BartS]

This is probably the funniest comic in version 4.0 sofar. Even though the art's not great.

Having said that. I think I've heard that joke in stand-up before, but the delivery was tout suite

[comic]

The art sucks, and the joke just isn't funny.
Sorry.

[Random_Hero]

Well thanks! I like the art in your comics.

[WillJ.]

Egotrip the comic took it's time getting to the punchline but when the punchline came at least it wasn't a serious let down. It was pretty funny, maybe not as funny if it had just been the last 2 panels. The art is pretty good as well, I like how you have your characters with hair, it makes it different to most peoples art.

Overall 4/5

[I_Smell]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6812/comic9kb0.png

I wish I could've got to the punchline faster.

[Kamazy]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6282/erectiontn6.gif


[edit]

I am queen of the page once more...

[Relaps]

Everyone loves offensive comics.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2468/newsba7.jpg

[Hats of!]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6258/lameo1qu3.png

[Hats of!]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3986/lameo2et1.png

[I_Smell]

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/6022/comic10cl0.png

SOPHISTICATED SHIT OMF

[Hats of!]

Oh, my god. That was many comics in just a blink.

[egotrip]

Oh man two totally contrasting comments from Barts and WillJ.

I must admit I don't think the joke was that strong I just wanted to make a depressing comic with a twist.

Anyway I did this other one hopefully it should be alot funnier I like it anyway.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m317/meltonbj/Comic7.png

[Relaps]

Ego: What?

[egotrip]

Ego: What?

Oh come on! Its the oldest joke in the book!
Man I hate doing obvious comics

EDIT:
OK Critique.
Hats of! Made me smile even though it wasn't attempting to be new.
I smell! The last one was hilarious.
Relaps: Too obvious for me, but thats just me.

[PyroOwned]

Wow, the fanart thread was discovered by people who can draw fanart! Nice ones I_smell and Hats of!.

[Gryphon]

Ego: Thatw as horribly stupid.
Hats of! and I_smell: I love it hahahaha

[ID10T]

I think egotrip's was about a woman who bought a shitty dress, so she went around telling everyone it was a carcass, but someone else had the same shitty dress, so the image was crushed! Yeah not funny reallly...

[Gryphon]

I think egotrip's was about a woman who bought a shitty dress, so she went around telling everyone it was a carcass, but someone else had the same shitty dress, so the image was crushed! Yeah not funny reallly...

Wow, your name explains it all, you're an idiot.

She claims its her brothers dead carcuss, finds out someone else did the same thing, and loathes her for stealing her style.

[egotrip]

Wow, your name explains it all, you're an idiot.

She claims its her brothers dead carcuss, finds out someone else did the same thing, and loathes her for stealing her style.

Yeah. I guess it just sucked. :(

[Ox]

ID10T, living up to his stupid username there. The woman is wearing a corpse, something you'd NEVER expect someone else to wear, yet lo and behold, there's another woman there wearing a corpse as well - how embarassing! Not funny, but it's obvious what the joke is.

I_Smell; I prefer your old art. The jokes amused me though.

Relaps; the guy talks then hits his wife for talking. HUH?! I liked the joke though.

[Ox]

STOP "KING OF THE PAGE"-ING, THIS ISN'T SPAM - ESPECIALLY DON'T DO IT IF YOU'RE NOT TOP OF THE FUCKEN PAGE.

[Mirrorman]

Ox, about relapses joke, the man thought that his wife was telling the cops how he was beating her or something. Atleast thats how i got it :/

[Kamazy]

STOP "KING OF THE PAGE"-ING, THIS ISN'T SPAM - ESPECIALLY DON'T DO IT IF YOU'RE NOT TOP OF THE FUCKEN PAGE.

i assume this is at me, but if you read you will see i am "queen" of teh page. meaning i am right under the "king". but whatever i just did it because it seemed to be the "tradition" here.

[I_Smell]

I made this comic, then I thought "Where the hell did that come from!?", so I'm gonna stop before I make something overly rediculous.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8096/comic11zw3.png

Still funnier than some of the top hat and cane shit itt.

[Hats of!]

ID10T, living up to his stupid username there. The woman is wearing a corpse, something you'd NEVER expect someone else to wear, yet lo and behold, there's another woman there wearing a corpse as well - how embarassing! Not funny, but it's obvious what the joke is.

I_Smell; I prefer your old art. The jokes amused me though.

Relaps; the guy talks then hits his wife for talking. HUH?! I liked the joke though.
You forgot me :( .

[Ox]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1327/idontthinkiwillpg7.png
AHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA.

[Benjaman]

I made this comic, then I thought "Where the hell did that come from!?", so I'm gonna stop before I make something overly rediculous.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8096/comic11zw3.png

Still funnier than some of the top hat and cane shit itt.

The funniest comic I've seen in all the art threads. Ever.

[Zebbs]

I agree with Benjamin36! Give that guy a medal! I_Smell that is.

[Killer Carebear]

Biological Gang Warfare:
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2672/biologicalgangwaryx1.png


That hooker probably has a grand assortment of STDs under her belt--err--thong.

[I_Smell]

^This comic looks like a completely random assortment of panels from other comics...

I expected absolutely terrible feedback.
You guys are crazy :ahe:

[Benjaman]

Your comic was hilarious. Especially the "Squeakypenguin"

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/7484/breakingthe4thlt2.png (http://imageshack.us)

Sorry if it's already been done I haven't seen one like it but I guess theres been a lot of breaking the 4th wall comics.

[RubeNelson]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q50/rubenelson/PIRATE.png

[Lamb]

I smell.... that ruled... let's pronounce him the lord and king of the thread

[Killer Carebear]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6069/highonlifecn3.png

[Relaps]

Bravo I_Smell, funniest thing I've read in a while.

[VintageTheGreat]

How about a depressing comic! :clint:
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4797/violentlw0.jpg

[Lamb]

That's just sad

[Relaps]

Wasn't that depressing, sorry.

[I_Smell]

A depressing comic's only good after a long, successful line of funny comics.

[Bigglesworth]

My first attempt at a Cyanide and Happiness comic, or any comic for that matter:
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/7619/catcomicof7.jpg

Dont be too harsh, :tongue:

[I_Smell]

The cat should actually be saying "I'm in ur computarz, chewin ur megahurtz" or something.

[Relaps]

It was okay-ish Biggles. Not terrible.

[Bigglesworth]

Here is my second one, which is much better:
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5716/drewcareypireo9.jpg

Showcase Showdown + Drew Carey = Showcase Hoedown

hehehe

[Relaps]

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/8452/dsd1tt7.jpg
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/9788/dsd2ng9.jpg

Market Genius.

Biggles- Nice art, eh joke.

[Kevosk]

Holy christ Relaps I just fell off of my chair, that was some excellent retard bashing.

And by excellent I mean holy crap I hate you for making me laugh that hard.

[letteratlantic]

Relaps your comics make me laugh so much. I look forward to whenever you send me random comics or I read them on here.

[Shagg]

Well since everyones doing ittttt...

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/BuffaloChips.jpg

[Kevosk]

That was absolutely shitty. There was no joke, it played out like a bad commercial, they have these things under their eyes that make them look old, the text you're supposed to read is on the wrong side of the panel, and the red guy keeps changing from facing forwards to right-forwards.

[Shagg]

That was absolutely shitty. There was no joke, it played out like a bad commercial, they have these things under their eyes that make them look old, the text you're supposed to read is on the wrong side of the panel, and the red guy keeps changing from facing forwards to right-forwards.

Well maybe if you knew what Buffalo Chips were..:ahe:

Plus I tried to make it like a shitty commercial. What.. the guy's just happened to face the fake-camera when they were describing the product? I made it like that..:indiff:

[Kevosk]

Well maybe if you knew what Buffalo Chips were..:ahe:

Plus I tried to make it like a shitty commercial. What.. the guy's just happened to face the fake-camera when they were describing the product? I made it like that..:indiff:

Buffalo chips = dried dung. I know. I still don't get the joke.

[Shagg]

Buffalo chips = dried dung. I know. I still don't get the joke.

The joke itself was the shitty commercial about shit.. simply put. No instant punch-line.

[Lag]

Well Shagg, I liked it because it was a good play on such cheesy marketing.
The gimmick on the bag "We are literally 'The Shit!'" gave me a chuckle too.

Also I had no idea Buffalo Chips are poo. :indiff:

[Derelict]

I thought shaggmuffin's was actually pretty funny. You people are just too critical.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

I tried to make it racially equal.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p102/yoiamdaruler/resident.png

[Shagg]

I tried to make it racially equal.


Why is there a standing shadow? :ahe:

Otherwise it's good. :gj:

[Lag]

For once a test an Asian kid will fail.

Nice comic, Ban.

[Vortex]

I tried to make it racially equal.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p102/yoiamdaruler/resident.png

I love how the crazy eyebrows in the last panel look worried and confused, but the black kids eyebrows look like he's thinking "say whaaaat?!".

I didn't mind that buffalo chips one, Shagg. It seemed abit dry (no poo pun intended) on the joke side of it, though. I still like anything you make that's not a one-panel monologue!

[Benjaman]

Okay, I've been lurking around here a while, and I comment on comics every now and then. I had this idea one day and I finally got around to making the comic.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/Benjaman36/Comic1.jpg

I don't plan on making any more comics unless I get a good idea or if you really like this one.

I doubt the second choice. Critique and comments appreciated.

EDIT: I just realized, that the hospital bed is giant compared to the people. Oops.

[Dodger]

Haha, I really liked Shagg's commercial one. Relap's was pretty good too.
everyone else was either eh or complete shit.

[Andrewd40]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t58/underminerox/GuestStrip.jpg

[SODA]

New style :D

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9858/gakm8.png

[Shagg]

SOAD: I liked it. Very funny stuff, sire! :gj:

As for me.. I have a new comic! Yay! :dance:

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/SPARTA.jpg

[Tokzic]

Shagg: I liked it. :smile:
SOAD: Nice
andrew: pretty good for your first try.

[Shagg]

This may not be funny to some people... but today is my dad's 45th Birthday(August 29)
and I made this comic for him. I thought I might as well share.

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/Happy45.jpg

P.S- Im the one to the right. :biggrin:

[Lag]

P.S- Im the one to the right.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Also, did your dad like the comic?

[Shagg]

Thanks for clearing that up.

Also, did your dad like the comic?

He laughed.. then got really angry. He's very sensitive about his age.. :indiff:

[deadchild90]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e122/deadchild90/magic.jpg
I know it sucks but im trying

[Gryphon]

Not trying hard enough, obviously.

[Rebecca.]

Relaps: Another great comic
Shagg: I liked yours too, it made me laugh, but it reminded me of Relaps'
Ban: Loved the comic & your art.
Ben: The only negative thing I have to say about your art is the shape of the people's heads. It just doesn't fit well. I like the joke, it made me smile.
Andrewd: Try again.

[Lissa]

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/6784/kkkmartzv6.png

Omg furst comic itt.

[Relaps]

Lissa: <3's. Always a good comic.

[Savaril]

http://i12.tinypic.com/4yk3dpf.png

I win

[SODA]

[comic]

I win

Why is the red one calling the blue one red?

[Savaril]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[SODA]

What the fuck are you talking about?

Nice edit :gj:

[Savaril]

I never edited it?


<_< Lay down on the drugs, seriously.

[MistyTehMoose]

I don't get it.

[Lissa]

Fuck Savaril, if they die then you're opt to make a new style.

[Savaril]

I made that comic in fanart thread 2.0




Im just a lazy fuck so I reposted it.


They won't die.

[Lissa]

Mmm, I see. :mmyes:

Aren't we not allowed reposts in 4.0? I'm not sure.

Anyways, am I the only one that can't stop staring at Relaps' avatar :whale:

[Ori0n]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2227/newdiseaseza9.png

What do you think? :smile:

[MistyTehMoose]

Oh my god, it's a multiaccount of seri0n.

Who makes crap comics.

Just a side note, when you put in speech bubbles, make sure it doesn't cut off people's heads.

[Ori0n]

Eh? I have no idea who the hell is seri0n.

Thanks for the comment, though.

[Relaps]

I think I'll make a sad one...

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1303/sadlf4.jpg

This is not funny.

You shouldn't laugh.

[Urser]

You shouldn't laugh.

Woops.

Lissa: Funnay. I expected a punchline, but there wasn't one, but it was funny because of the long wait yeah.

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

There was a punchline urser, all the things the black guy asked for are usual things the KKK are associated with, crosses, gasoline to set things alight, punch and jawbreaker are pretty obvious. So when the guy asks for them you're expecting them to break the guys jaw put him on a cross and set him alight, instead they bring the stuff.

I posted this a few pages ago but got no feedback or replies.
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/7484/breakingthe4thlt2.png
And I have a new one.
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4090/parachutevt9.png
Linked but does it need to be Ox it's literally breaking the table by 1 pixel.

[Whorelock]

First one, shit, shouldn't have reposted it.
Second one I really liked. Your art is decent, like a lot of people on this thread you just need to work on your jokes, keep them consistent.

[Hats of!]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9400/harrypotterep7.png

[Kamazy]

Hats of!: funny as usual :D one thing bugged me tho, why does "harry" keep tlaking after the 3rd panel? it's the other guy supposed to be thinking those words?

my hat's off to Hats of!

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1811/supertoyqt7.gif

[ant]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6451/5resizedzy2.png

What ya think, too literal or just not funny?? Arts ok Kamazy but not keen on the joke really. Loving the art Hat's Of!

Cheers

[TwiztedMuffin]

I liked it ant. It's one I didnt really wanna laugh at but did because its so simplistic. Really lovin' that style of art too :)

Kamazy - I think in Hatsof's comic that the guy is thinking and not Harry talking as there are no speech line thingys.. and why Harry looks a bit worried! Nice comic btw :)

[ant]

I liked it ant. It's one I didnt really wanna laugh at but did because its so simplistic. Really lovin' that style of art too :)

Kamazy - I think in Hatsof's comic that the guy is thinking and not Harry talking as there are no speech line thingys.. and why Harry looks a bit worried! Nice comic btw :)

Thanks a lot! :) Here's another one, should I be editing my posts to keep my comics together when they're done quite regularly??

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1507/6resizedlk9.png

[Shagg]

YAY MY FIRST DEPRESSING COMIC! :dance:

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/Depressing.jpg

[Kamazy]

ShaggMuffin: i love the emotion of your characters :D (in all your comics)

[C00P_88]

I dont like all these depressing comics...most of them arent even good. Nothing else really worth commenting on except the "feeling down" one...I chuckled.

BTW new comic competion starts in 10 hours...will hopefully work, 4 more spaces for comic makers...achoo (ox) achoo

[Relaps]

I dont like all these depressing comics...

Then we fuckin' succeeded, didn't we.

[Bigglesworth]

There may be other cartoons about Easter origins before. I dont know. But here is mine:
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2850/eastereggscomicgi9.jpg

[Shagg]

Then we fuckin' succeeded, didn't we.

Hells to the Yeah we did! :hf:

[WillJ.]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8908/countdown2qq2.png (http://imageshack.us)

And they all lived happily ever after!

[TheHipOrangePlatypusSilo]

hey, this is my first Cyanide and Happiness-esque comic, the art is petty lame and boring but I think the content is decent.

[Shagg]

hey, this is my first Cyanide and Happiness-esque comic, the art is petty lame and boring but I think the content is decent.

Umm.. I wanna say good first try; but that'd be a stretch.

Personally.. I think that it was too long and I saw the joke coming by the 4th panel. The art indeed was crap. Just keep workin on it. :mmyes:

[Benjaman]

Relaps: Another great comic
Shagg: I liked yours too, it made me laugh, but it reminded me of Relaps'
Ban: Loved the comic & your art.
Ben: The only negative thing I have to say about your art is the shape of the people's heads. It just doesn't fit well. I like the joke, it made me smile.
Andrewd: Try again.

Thanks, the reason their heads are like that is because I suck at resizing in paint, and I thought I could pass off the sides as ears.

[TheHipOrangePlatypusSilo]

Umm.. I wanna say good first try; but that'd be a stretch.

Personally.. I think that it was too long and I saw the joke coming by the 4th panel. The art indeed was crap. Just keep workin on it. :mmyes:

yah, I've already completed better ones, ones that are a little less obvious.

[Relaps]

yah, I've already completed better ones, ones that are a little less obvious.

Erm...not terrific.

[ne3]

TheHipOrangePlatypusSilo, I laughed at the first one, the only thing that really sucks, is the thing that the gun doesn't have any muzzle flash, just a text saying "BANG!". I mean, come on, you can do better than that? The heads shouldn't be square either, make them round, MSPaint does have a tool for that. Also try make your comics smaller, in size and panels. The second comic was more like ew, but keep them coming.

[wasted space]

Hi, I'm a newb at comic making and flash and realy would like some help. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff70/bingo-wings/chhat.swf

[ne3]

STOP THE GOD DAMN HATS AND CANES JOKES! wasted space, your art is great, keep it like that, but please, think of something better than a last-panel-dancer joke. It's been done too much now, people might disagree with me, but they're simply not funny anymore. And why is everyone making oversized comics at the moment? It's okay, but small comics are more tempting to read than a link to a huge-ass comic.

EDIT: Now thinking of it, it could've been funny if you made the blue guy's face expression different in the second last frame. Would make the punchline a little less predictable.

[PyroOwned]

That comic made no sense at all. Do a better joke next time.

[Kamazy]

too wide to IMG tag:
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4226/bombla7.gif

[TheHipOrangePlatypusSilo]

TheHipOrangePlatypusSilo, I laughed at the first one, the only thing that really sucks, is the thing that the gun doesn't have any muzzle flash, just a text saying "BANG!". I mean, come on, you can do better than that? The heads shouldn't be square either, make them round, MSPaint does have a tool for that. Also try make your comics smaller, in size and panels. The second comic was more like ew, but keep them coming.

Hey, I am gonna use your suggestions, thanks. The circle heads do look a lot better. I will add the muzzle flash but, it will still say bang.

[theJack]

More stereotyping...

http://www.thelostone.com/images/catcook.jpg

[Shagg]

theJack-Hah, Well played! :mmyes:

[StrikeTwelve]

Ding, fries are done. :'D The art is hilarious and the same goes for the joke, well presented.

[Shagg]

Ding, fries are done. :'D

Woah.. right when I read that; my food (old french fries) dinged in the microwave. You're like.. Jesus. :christ:

[StrikeTwelve]

Woah.. right when I read that; my food (old french fries) dinged in the microwave. You're like.. Jesus. :christ:

But with more pubes, I swear.

[SODA]

Hey, I am gonna use your suggestions, thanks. The circle heads do look a lot better. I will add the muzzle flash but, it will still say bang.
That made me chuckle, the art is still god awful though.

[wasted space]

I did another one. I personally think this is kinda funny so I hope it doesn't count as "churning out comics"

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff70/bingo-wings/chbird.swf

[PyroOwned]

Heh, that is quite funny, but it would be better without the emo part. Emo jokes are so old.

[ne3]

Heh, that is quite funny, but it would be better without the emo part. Emo jokes are so old.
Well said.

It was ok, but PyroOwen is right, emo jokes are getting old.

You don't have to do like anybody else, but to make the work less harder, don't draw hair on your characters, and add a skin tone instead of white on their heads.

[deadchild90]

I guess i'll try doing some one panel jokes
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e122/deadchild90/hungryhippo.jpg

[TheHipOrangePlatypusSilo]

I guess i'll try doing some one panel jokes
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e122/deadchild90/hungryhippo.jpg

you got that from robot chicken didnlt you

[Vortex]

I didn't want to laugh at that, but I couldn't help it. Apart from the fact it didn't look like a hippo. I guess thats where the line above it helped out though. Good stuff!

[Shagg]

I guess i'll try doing some one panel jokes


They attacked one sexy comic-maker for doing single-panel comics.. and now he's only allowed to do multi-panel. :ahe:

[Lag]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/Poshnak/knifetrick.png
Magicians got serious street cred, yo.

[StrikeTwelve]

They attacked one sexy comic-maker for doing single-panel comics.. and now he's only allowed to do multi-panel. :ahe:

Chest hair isn't secksy, Muffin!

[deadchild90]

you got that from robot chicken didnlt you

I've never watched that show in my life

They attacked one sexy comic-maker for doing single-panel comics.. and now he's only allowed to do multi-panel.

Am I the only one who didn't understand this?

[Vortex]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w216/v0rtexx/fattycomic.png

deadchild90, Shagg used to only make 1-panel comics. They were never funny, is all the problem was, Shagg! ;)

[Shagg]

Vortex: I love the 1st guys face in the first and second panel. Very Nice! :gj:

[StrikeTwelve]

I personally loved the manboobs and gut.

[Mango]

Vortex, I seriously almost pissed myself. Excellent.

[MaGoo]

Vortex, that's exactly the type of comic that I like to see in this thread. Very well done.

[Dark2.0]

Well dam how am I going to follow vortex great joke. It makes mine seem low brow.

[Vortex]

I personally loved the manboobs and gut.

I agree. He wasn't complete until i added those moobs! Thanks for the kind words, everyone! :D

[Bigglesworth]

Hahaha, Vortex's one is hilarious!

I have another Price is Right one. This one will do best with those who used to play with their calculators a bit too much, you'll see what I mean.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4084/priceisrightcomicem3.jpg

Tell me what you think.

[Vortex]

Haha, thats pretty good. I loved the origin of easter eggs one too. I think i forgot to comment that. Excellent :D

[thefwf]

Here's one I made a while back

But since we're posting depressing comics:
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v150/premium_yogurt/chemo.png

[Lag]

Vortex - Fat people are the only people I discriminate against, so I loved the comic.

thefwf - What? :ahe:

[Shagg]

thefwf-.. what..the..fuck?

[Relaps]

I assume they're cancers.

[Penis_Captivus]

They're cancers and the the grandmother is getting chemotherapy.

I like it.

[Shagg]

They're cancers and the the grandmother is getting chemotherapy.

I like it.

Oh..

Well then it makes more sense and is funnier. I like the art, by the way.

[StrikeTwelve]

@ Bigglesworth: I have played too much with my calculators and you sir, are a genius (well, sort of).

@ thefwf: I guess you did the best you could to display them as cancers, though an explanation wasn't really necessary since it was obvious once you read what she said. All in all: A good comic.

[Dark2.0]

Dam Biggles your comics arre soooooooooo funny PLEASE DO NOT STOP

[BAN ME PLEASE]

Vortex's and Biggleworths were great.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p102/yoiamdaruler/badcase.png

[Vortex]

Third panel, the guy with the messed up face looks like hes doing "the egyptian". Awww yeah!

[IShouldBeDeadNow]

My horrible attempt at a comic which will probably be shot down and killed unmercifully.

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q5/NupJohnnyS/Cyanide%20And%20Happiness/CyanideHappiness2.jpg

[Gryphon]

Yeah that really sucked, I don't know how else to talk about it.

Everyone else's was quite good.

[Lag]

Again, knowing that your comic sucks, and pronouncing how it sucks, and expecting people to think it sucks still doesn't make it funny. It's even against one of the big "Do's and Don'ts" on the first page.

Ban - The best part is how he seems to be melting in the third panel.

thefwf - I still don't know why that looks like cancer.

[high6]

Again, knowing that your comic sucks, and pronouncing how it sucks, and expecting people to think it sucks still doesn't make it funny. It's even against one of the big "Do's and Don'ts" on the first page.

Ban - The best part is how he seems to be melting in the third panel.

thefwf - I still don't know why that looks like cancer.

Really badly drawn mass of cells?

[Relaps]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9194/sexyuu9.jpg
Hot.

[Shagg]

Relaps:Once again.. well played Relaps, my man!

I made a new comic after the whole day of having no ideas. I saw a commercial for the movie 'Delta Farce'... and this was the only way to explain my hatred..

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa175/ShaggMuffin/GIT-R-DONE.jpg

[InTransit]

Relaps, I laughed and now I'm going to have nightmares for weeks. Good job.

[Vortex]

Again, knowing that your comic sucks, and pronouncing how it sucks, and expecting people to think it sucks still doesn't make it funny. It's even against one of the big "Do's and Don'ts" on the first page.

Ban - The best part is how he seems to be melting in the third panel.

thefwf - I still don't know why that looks like cancer.

Have you ever actually seen cancer? ;)

Relaps, SO hot. KABLOOSH

Shagg, I don't get it. :wail:

[Dark2.0]

Its Larry the Cable Guy, a red neck comedian doing his version of "hats and cane" jokes.

[Shagg]

Have you ever actually seen cancer? ;)

Relaps, SO hot. KABLOOSH

Shagg, I don't get it. :wail:

I hate explaining jokes.. buuuut...

The point was that I honestly don't like Larry The Cable Guy. And the comic signaled that the only thing he's riding on is his "GIT-R-DONE" lame-ass line. He says it.. no one laughs... he tries to think of another joke; yet he has none. So he distracts them with dancing...:ahe:

[Lag]

Fat people dancing is funny though :(

[Beumont]

Well... this is my first comic ever. How do you all like it. All comments and criticisms are welcomed.

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5338/shutje9.png

[Shagg]

Fat people dancing is funny though :(

Hmm.. this is true. :mmyes:

Evidence (http://youtube.com/watch?v=azlOzMyHzFQ)

[Vortex]

You explained but I still don't get it. I have absolutely no idea who Larry the cable guy is. Perhaps because i'm english. We'll leave it at that. It could be funny to people who know who he is, so I won't judge it :D

[Beumont]

What's funny about his comic is that Larry the Cable guy is a redneck comedian who said "git-r-done" after just about everything. It's his "catch" phrase.

[Relaps]

What's annoying about his comic is the Hat/cane trick.

Gotta put a stop to that.

[Beumont]

Oh, haha, I didn't catch on to that. :P

That makes it slightly more funny. Then again, I haven't been here a while, and I've only looked through part of this thread.

[SODA]

Beumont :/

It's alright but that totally looks like someone elses style too @_@.