SODA
09-28-2007, 12:02 AM
Title: Warhawk
Genre: Multiplayer Smashfest
Format: PS3 Game
Rating: :heya::heya::heya::heya:
Warhawk? More like WarCOCK because this game blew it's load of awesomeness all over my face the second I started playing it. Well actually after the first hour, as the game has a pretty big learning curve because there is absolutely NO singleplayer, that's right pussies you don't even get a chance to practice the buttons.
As soon as you start you are launched into a war that you have no idea why it is being fought or how the hell you fly the fucking planes. But all you know is you want to smash some faces. You really should have you system hooked into a surround sound system because the audio is amazing, I literally jumped a few times because of exploding aircraft around my head.
In the game there are 5 different modes of destruction, Foot, Jeep, Tank, Plane, Turret. Being a foot soldier definately has it's advantages as you have access to some pretty sweet weapons, like the rocket launcher which can knock planes out of the sky in 2 shots and you are virtually invisible on the radar. Jeeps are pretty much useless unless you need to get to the other end of the map in a hurry. Tanks are bitchin', but it is kind of difficult to drive and fire the long 9' at the same time. Turrets make pretty kickass air defense, but they don't move so expect to die pretty fast. Then comes the bread and butter, the Airplane. Did I say airplane? I meant fucking kickass face melting Plane/Helicopter, the defaults to hover and by pressing triangle the helicrusher transforms into the jet-o-raper dogfights in the game are insane and when in jet mode you can use evasive maneuvers to dodge enemy missles which all have the ability to lock on btw.
All in all warcock is an awesome game for having fun, however there is absolutely no story and no single player so all you masturbatory Shakespeare fags should stay the fuck away.
Genre: Multiplayer Smashfest
Format: PS3 Game
Rating: :heya::heya::heya::heya:
Warhawk? More like WarCOCK because this game blew it's load of awesomeness all over my face the second I started playing it. Well actually after the first hour, as the game has a pretty big learning curve because there is absolutely NO singleplayer, that's right pussies you don't even get a chance to practice the buttons.
As soon as you start you are launched into a war that you have no idea why it is being fought or how the hell you fly the fucking planes. But all you know is you want to smash some faces. You really should have you system hooked into a surround sound system because the audio is amazing, I literally jumped a few times because of exploding aircraft around my head.
In the game there are 5 different modes of destruction, Foot, Jeep, Tank, Plane, Turret. Being a foot soldier definately has it's advantages as you have access to some pretty sweet weapons, like the rocket launcher which can knock planes out of the sky in 2 shots and you are virtually invisible on the radar. Jeeps are pretty much useless unless you need to get to the other end of the map in a hurry. Tanks are bitchin', but it is kind of difficult to drive and fire the long 9' at the same time. Turrets make pretty kickass air defense, but they don't move so expect to die pretty fast. Then comes the bread and butter, the Airplane. Did I say airplane? I meant fucking kickass face melting Plane/Helicopter, the defaults to hover and by pressing triangle the helicrusher transforms into the jet-o-raper dogfights in the game are insane and when in jet mode you can use evasive maneuvers to dodge enemy missles which all have the ability to lock on btw.
All in all warcock is an awesome game for having fun, however there is absolutely no story and no single player so all you masturbatory Shakespeare fags should stay the fuck away.