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Opera Singer
08-20-2007, 1:40 AM
Jurassic Park IV: Government trains raptors to use guns:
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/08/13/jurassic-park-4-to-feature-gun-toting-dinosaurs/

The plot seems horrible and cheesy, but I can't just not watch it! They continue to refer to them as Velociraptors even though they are Utahraptors, Velociraptor just sounds a lot cooler.


What kind of idiot would give and train this to use a gun?
http://www.thevlm.org/aboutus/press/images/vlmUtahraptor.jpg
drunkchuck
08-20-2007, 1:47 AM
Tyrannosaurs in F-16s!
Rob
08-20-2007, 1:54 AM
Michael Crichton is gonna kill himself just so he can roll in his grave.
Kwanza
08-20-2007, 2:06 AM
Please, let this just be a rumor.
Crabstick
08-20-2007, 6:33 AM
From the website that "broke" the news:

We're told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.

"We're told that the film..." = we're making shit up
TriSlash
08-20-2007, 8:15 AM
Dinosaurs with guns... like nanosaur?

http://www.pangeasoft.net/nano/images/screenshots/nano10.jpg
BAN ME PLEASE
08-20-2007, 10:22 AM
It's like my dream come true.
Scoped
08-20-2007, 10:32 AM
What the fuck is this shit?!
ne3
08-20-2007, 10:53 AM
Dinosaurs with guns... like nanosaur?

http://www.pangeasoft.net/nano/images/screenshots/nano10.jpg
I hate you, TriSlash.
Valium
08-20-2007, 11:00 AM
I coulda sworn, you needed, y'know, thumbs to use guns.
TriSlash
08-20-2007, 11:11 AM
I hate you, TriSlash.

:(
ArKaiN
08-20-2007, 12:17 PM
I didn't watch JP3, but if this is confirmed, it could make Snakes on a Plane look like a serious movie. I'd see Jurassic Park 4: raptors with guns.
Lag
08-20-2007, 12:23 PM
And still no mention of Raptor Jesus.
CreamScreamer
08-20-2007, 12:29 PM
Oh god, I hope this is true. It sounds like it could be the beginning to a Weekly World News movie.
Matterialize
08-20-2007, 6:09 PM
And still no mention of Raptor Jesus.

Whoa, cowboy! Wait for part 5.
ryivan
08-20-2007, 6:13 PM
I liked the jurrasic part series, if this isn't bullshit. I'm going to be pissed.
Allen
08-20-2007, 6:52 PM
A lot of people are saying it's just a rumor, and I believe them. Seriously, I can't even see a B-Movie venturing into that much bullshit. It's not going to happen. Though Jurassic Park IV is going to be shit anyway, so they might as well do something ridiculous, at least to make it memorable.
Slade8
08-20-2007, 8:24 PM
Tyrannosaurs in F-16s!
A herd of [generic dinosaur name] is unusually jittery; for now they have an even bigger fear than Tyrannosaurs... TYRANNOSAURS IN F-15s!
"This is sooo cool!"
"This is sooo stupid."

I pulled that from memory. Calvin & Hobbes is the best. Period. (Suck it, Peanuts!)
Ok, um, back to topic. Is this true about Jurassic Park 4 having Velociraptors with guns? That's just kind of stupid, if you ask me... but not as stupid as the people in the movie. They just do the dumbest things, it's not even funny. That's basically what I think of this.
Far
08-20-2007, 8:30 PM
Tyrannosaurs in F-16s!
http://i15.tinypic.com/4qhm4ip.gif

Seriously though, I was looking forward to this until now. I'll see it because it's Jurassic Park and for some reason I have hope but i don't expect good things.
Opera Singer
08-20-2007, 9:03 PM
A lot of people are saying it's just a rumor, and I believe them. Seriously, I can't even see a B-Movie venturing into that much bullshit. It's not going to happen. Though Jurassic Park IV is going to be shit anyway, so they might as well do something ridiculous, at least to make it memorable.

Laura Dern has confirmed that she will indeed reprise her role as Dr. Ellie Sattler, while Sam Neill has decided not to touch this piece of dinosaur feces with a ten foot pole.


Article said she confirmed that she was playing the role which would mean the movie is going to/is being made. Unless it's a rumor about a rumor...
Ninja 2.0
08-20-2007, 9:13 PM
Who was the retard that actually thought this was a good idea?
Seriously.
Does anybody actually want to see this movie (I'm actaully asking) besides for the fact thats it's going to be hilariously stupid.
Dr. Mumbo
08-20-2007, 9:23 PM
I'll watch and enjoy it.
Soul
08-20-2007, 9:38 PM
If they market it as a comedy it might not do so terrible but it'll still be shit. Kinda like they should have done with snakes on a plane.

Also why the hell are they adding guns aren't dinosaurs scary enough as they are?
Allen
08-21-2007, 5:02 PM
Article said she confirmed that she was playing the role which would mean the movie is going to/is being made. Unless it's a rumor about a rumor...

You're a fucking idiot. You're all fucking idiots. Of course Jurassic Park IV is being made! I didn't say it wasn't. I said that the thing about dinosaurs with guns is a rumor! Can you not seperate the idea of dinosaurs with guns and the title "Jurassic Park IV" in your brain? Fucking cunt.

I can guarantee you, THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL PLOT OF THE MOVIE! So shut the fuck up about it.
Opera Singer
08-21-2007, 7:22 PM
You're a fucking idiot. You're all fucking idiots. Of course Jurassic Park IV is being made! I didn't say it wasn't. I said that the thing about dinosaurs with guns is a rumor! Can you not seperate the idea of dinosaurs with guns and the title "Jurassic Park IV" in your brain? Fucking cunt.

I can guarantee you, THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL PLOT OF THE MOVIE! So shut the fuck up about it.

You'll see, YOU'LL SEE!
Shagg
08-21-2007, 7:30 PM
Well, clearly your thread title attracted me; maybe that's their plan for the whole movie.
Give anything that shouldn't have a gun, a gun... and that's a movie success right there.
The Fetus
08-21-2007, 7:36 PM
For some reason, even if everybody says it's shit, I will still see it. But come on, I don't think they'll get that dumb.

They'd have monkeys or better yet humans use weapons. Duh!