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stabbymcstab
10-08-2007, 9:20 AM
Don't remember a thread being made on this topic, and I think it would be fun to discuss. What is the most meaningful sentence/lyric/quote you have heard? You can choose to explain what you interpret the meaning as, or you could just leave it open for interpretation. It can be about anything, but extra points for 'meaning of existence' type quotes, remember to reference so people can delve deeper if they wish.

First one I can think of is:

Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to life an eye to heaven conscious of his fleeting time here - Tool, Right in Two, 10,000 Days.

Rob
10-08-2007, 9:26 AM
"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed
by the things that you didn't do than by the ones
you did do."

-Mark Twain

Ox
10-08-2007, 9:30 AM
"You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh"

- William Shakespeare.

spaj
10-08-2007, 9:34 AM
"The difference between stupidity and ignorance is that you can teach an ignorant person."

- Alias Grace, by Margaret Atwood

Rsdx
10-08-2007, 9:34 AM
"Don't remember"

-Stabbymcstab

Kenneh
10-08-2007, 9:43 AM
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

-Jules, quoting Ezekiel 25:17, from Pulp Fiction.

Ox
10-08-2007, 9:51 AM
Personally, although I am in no way religious, I really like the 23rd Psalm:

"The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name' sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever."

I find it reassuring and comforting and I don't even believe in God.

CharlieH
10-08-2007, 9:53 AM
"And when he gets to Heaven,
Saint Peter he will tell,
One more soldier Reporting, Sir
I've served my term in hell"

It's on MOH: Frontline, right before the Normandy beach storming. I can't remember who it is by though. Wyatt might know.

Apple Juice
10-08-2007, 9:56 AM
"The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up"
- Magizine I read

"Being Sorry is just an excuse to do it again"
- Someone from work who got it from someone else

Zumbunny
10-08-2007, 10:04 AM
"anyone who clings to the historically untrue and throughly immoral doctrine that violence never solves anything i would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon and the duke of wellington and let them fight it out. The ghost of Hitler can referee. Violence and naked force have solved more issues in history than any other factor. The contrary is wishful thinking at it's best."

i dont' remember who it is by but i love the quote.

Zumbunny
10-08-2007, 10:11 AM
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
life isnt a garden so stop being a hoe.
when ya got em' by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

Mr Anorexia
10-08-2007, 10:29 AM
"Under moments of stress, you forget so easily the lies, the truth and the pain."

-Nick Drake

Spastic
10-08-2007, 10:31 AM
"No one imagines that a symphony is supposed to improve in quality as it goes along, or that the whole object of playing it is to reach the finale. The point of music is discovered in every moment of playing and listening to it. It is the same, I feel, with the greater part of our lives, and if we are unduly absorbed in improving them we may forget altogether to live them."
- Alan Watts

ne3
10-08-2007, 10:34 AM
"No human being is wise enough nor good enough to be trusted with unlimited power."

-Nfi

Beefynick
10-08-2007, 10:38 AM
"Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers."

- Voltaire

Miss Freeze
10-08-2007, 10:41 AM
"Your past shapes who you are. Forget it and you lose yourself."'

-some person

The Muffin Man
10-08-2007, 10:48 AM
"War is hell"

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"-Ghandi

"do not trouble yourself. it is human nature to fail time and time again, however, it is also in our nature to rise above and conquer such failures"-IDK

Tyler_Legrand
10-08-2007, 10:49 AM
"This is the sort of English up with which I will not put" - Winston Churchill

Quadros
10-08-2007, 10:54 AM
'Only the dead have seen the end of war'

-Plato (Yeah I read Plato because I'm clever as fuck!!! I didn't get that from the start of Black Hawk Down or anything!)

BadAnkle
10-08-2007, 11:21 AM
"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed
by the things that you didn't do than by the ones
you did do."

-Mark Twain

The first quote that popped into my head echoes the same sentiment, albeit with a slightly different attitude:

"Well son, the funny thing about regret is,
it's better to regret something you have done,
than to regret something you haven't done.
And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend,
be sure and tell her, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!"

-Butthole Surfers, from the song Sweat Loaf

teh_kyle00
10-08-2007, 11:32 AM
"20 years from now, your hairstyle, clothes, friends you had won't matter. What matters is what you learned and how used it." - My teacher, Mrs. Evans (Algebra) from some poster.

teh_kyle00
10-08-2007, 11:34 AM
I also like this Sum 41 quote from "Still Waiting"

"What have we done
We're in a war that cant be won
This cant be real
I don't know what to feel

So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in"

Ox
10-08-2007, 11:41 AM
I had a collection of lyrics and quotes that I liked. Here's a selection of the more meaningful ones:

"A second chance means nothing, if nothing's learned from past mistakes."
- The Movielife, Jamestown


"Live right now, yeah just be yourself. it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else."
- Jimmy Eat World, The Middle


"I won't waste my time fitting in, 'cos I don't think contrast is a sin."
- Millencolin, Penguins and Polar Bears


"See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library."

"Yeah, but I will have a degree and you'll be servin' my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip."

"That may be, but at least I won't be unoriginal."
- Matt Damon (who'd have thought it?!), Good Will Hunting

ArKaiN
10-08-2007, 11:56 AM
Quoting emo shit like Sum 41 in here ought to get you permabanned.
Anyway.

"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world." - Richard Dawkins

"If a man ever understood how frail his life is, he would spend his life screaming" - Friedrich Nietzsche

Sublyminal
10-08-2007, 12:04 PM
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion"

"Does Marceles Wallice look like a bitch?" - Socrates

Mr. Crow
10-08-2007, 12:55 PM
"Lead, follow, or get out of the way." - Thomas Paine

"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good." - Thomas Paine

"Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity." - Horace Mann

Scoped
10-08-2007, 1:02 PM
"I'll be sober in the morning, but you my dear will be ugly the rest of your life" - Churchill

Aoife
10-08-2007, 1:03 PM
The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.
- Oscar Wilde


There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
- Oscar Wilde


I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
- Woody Allen

Quadros
10-08-2007, 1:12 PM
Quoting emo shit like Sum 41 in here ought to get you permabanned.


What, emo being something other than gangster rap? Sum 41 are about as emo as smiling in pictures. But they're not quotable. Shitty chick flicks no guy should ever be forced to watch however, can be. For example;

'Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood!'
-Larry, Closer.

KilTehEmos911
10-08-2007, 1:18 PM
"What do you mean, 'God doesn't have a sense of humor'!? God made the French!"

also, this thread is tagged as serious. I'm surprised that an Explosm forum even HAS a serious tag.

ArKaiN
10-08-2007, 1:21 PM
Not all love stories are chick flicks. Closer's actually pretty quotable, and pretty damn good.
"Anna: Why is the sex so important?
Larry: Because I'm a fucking caveman!"

Sum 41:
"If nothing could ever be this real (be this real)
A life unsatisfied that I could never feel(I could never feel)
(Some say)This futures not so bright
Some can't make the sacrifice
It's much more than just black and white
And I won't fall"
It's emo, dude. Give up.

almightybob
10-08-2007, 1:31 PM
"Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
"...No..."
"Well then you haven't seen everything. And neither have we." - Team America

It's sad to think of all the things we'll never have time to experience before we die. Like watching someone eat their own head.

KilTehEmos911
10-08-2007, 1:31 PM
The Princess Bride was technically a love story, but it had swordfighting, torture methods employed by albino midgits, and a dude with 6 fingers on 1 hand. And also wierd flesh eating eel things that screech a lot. That movie ROCKED. And the priest had a crazy lisp. I laughed.

"Mawwiage is a vwery howly cewemoney."

Demoir
10-08-2007, 1:31 PM
"What the fuck is this shit?"

-John Travolta (forum user)

KilTehEmos911
10-08-2007, 1:33 PM
"I will kill your fucking nipples off" - A Cyanide and Happiness comic
I'm pretty sure Kris or Dave made it...

Ox
10-08-2007, 1:37 PM
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
- Woody Allen.

Mirrorman
10-08-2007, 1:45 PM
"My momma always used to say, life is like a box 'o chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
-Forrest Gump

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein

Quadros
10-08-2007, 1:45 PM
That's a song about the way politics is going in North America, and the need for radical change. It's entirely un-emo. In an attempt to rescue man points from the dabcle of my last quote:

'Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.'

-Tyler Durden, Fight Club.

almightybob
10-08-2007, 1:55 PM
If it's man points you need, look no further than Fight Club.

meTalmessiah
10-08-2007, 1:56 PM
"Death is like sex in high school. If you knew how many times you missed it, you'd be terrified."

"Better to die quick, fighting on your feet then to live forever, begging on your knees." - Lamb of God

"This is SPARTAAAAA!" -Leonidas

Ox
10-08-2007, 2:06 PM
"You choose to live on your knees Id rather die on my feet"
- Transplants, One Seventeen.

Sublyminal
10-08-2007, 3:34 PM
"Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
"...No..."
"Well then you haven't seen everything. And neither have we." - Team America

OH HEY EVERYONE check it it out a team America quote. That's funny man i mean that is fucking funny. How did you ever come up with such an idea? I mean, quoting a funny line from a funny funny film in a thread for quotes. Shit man you should do this professionally or some shit because you know you are really funny.

teh_kyle00
10-08-2007, 3:39 PM
"We've got nothing to fear but fear itself." FDR

Souldrinker
10-08-2007, 3:40 PM
I've been collecting good quotes that I plan to print up and stick all around my house. 7 pages and counting so far, and here are some random excerpts:

When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it. - G. K. Chesterton

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest. - Hermann Hesse

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Sir Winston Churchill

"Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are." – John Wooden

"Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing, it's when you've had everything to do and you've done it!" – Thatcher

Nietschze is dead – God

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. – Jefferson

Mr.Tea
10-08-2007, 3:42 PM
"We've got nothing to fear but fear itself." FDR

"Then you have a very little imagination."
-From a Stephen King book ( horrible author ) replying to that quote.

"In the end, it is not the words of our enemies we will remember, but the silence of our friends."
-Martin Luther King Jr.

Hulabalooza
10-08-2007, 3:44 PM
You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.

teh_kyle00
10-08-2007, 3:45 PM
"Divided we stand
Together we fall
There isn't a God
That can save us all
So don't pray on your knees
Just, beg on your hands
There is no belief
In this promised land"

Sum 41 - Confusion and Frustration in Modern Times

Quadros
10-08-2007, 3:47 PM
OH HEY EVERYONE check it it out a team America quote. That's funny man i mean that is fucking funny. How did you ever come up with such an idea? I mean, quoting a funny line from a funny funny film in a thread for quotes. Shit man you should do this professionally or some shit because you know you are really funny.

You need to get funnier and/or cooler before you start calling people out on shit.

teh_kyle00
10-08-2007, 3:47 PM
"Then you have a very little imagination."
-From a Stephen King book ( horrible author ) replying to that quote.


Just asked for deep meaningful quotes, which this was at the time. (60 years ago :indiff:)

Mr.Tea
10-08-2007, 3:55 PM
Just asked for deep meaningful quotes, which this was at the time. (60 years ago :indiff:)

Not trying to offend you, just putting in a counter-quote. And if that does offend you, then... :stone:

Chardon07
10-08-2007, 3:55 PM
We live our life thinking we will never die, we die thinking we never lived.
I love this one, it was on a tombstone of a dead civil war soldier:
"Remember man as you pass by,
as you are now so once was I,
as I am now so you must be,
prepare for death and follow me"

Cristo
10-08-2007, 3:56 PM
"What man is a man who does not seek to better this world?"
- Balian, Baron of Ibelin Kingdom of Heaven :bangkill:

"In the face of adversity; Smile. For it will only make you stronger."

"Freedom is a possession of inestimable value."
Cicero

"Laws are silent in times of war."
Cicero

"He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason."
Cicero

"Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely."
George Orwell

Oh and I just really like this one:

"If I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England."
The Solider by Rupert Brookes, written in reference to the First World War

Spiffy13
10-08-2007, 3:57 PM
"I will occupy. I will help you die. I will run through you. Now I rule you too" - James Hetfield

And of course...
"All your base are belong to us" - some villian from some Japanese game

ArKaiN
10-08-2007, 4:44 PM
You need to get funnier and/or cooler before you start calling people out on shit.

Sweet sweet irony.

"when one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." - Richard Dawkins

Cocktapus
10-08-2007, 5:00 PM
Heroes are a fiction created by men who would rather watch.

Leeysahh
10-08-2007, 5:20 PM
"people do not have the natural herd instinct…only fear of an authority commanding and using force can create a community."
- Adolf Hitler.

I am researching him for an individual project in geography at school, even though the topic has hardly anything to do with geography.

I_Smell
10-08-2007, 5:22 PM
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." --Robert Cringley

"I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest." -Muhammad Ali

Muhammad Ali is a meaningful quotes machine.

Raxo
10-08-2007, 5:30 PM
"Hell is not a place you go to, it's the failure of your life's greatest ambition" - Immortal Technique

Da_Artful_Dodger
10-08-2007, 5:30 PM
"Jesus was black"- Black people

"You know your god is man made when he hates all the same people you do"- I forgot

"Man is certainly stark mad: he cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen."
~ Michel de Montaigne

"Childrens do learn"- George W. Bush

"Civil disobedience is still disobedience."- I forgot

"Hellfire can't scorch me" - Cunninglynguists

Raxo
10-08-2007, 5:37 PM
"Hellfire can't scorch me" - Cunninglynguists

Kick ass song but I like the part before that "I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you ... Fire!?"

Mobius
10-08-2007, 5:40 PM
War isn't dying for your country. It's making the other poor bastard die for his.

-General Patton, WWII

ArKaiN
10-08-2007, 5:41 PM
"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do." - Anne Lamott

"Civil disobedience is still disobedience." - Maddox

Here's how I got them: press the key Ctrl together with the key T or the key N. A new screen should pop up. Type on the "address" field www.google.com. Then type the quote.

oscriscool
10-08-2007, 5:44 PM
"Thank God for evolution."
-Anonymous

Raxo
10-08-2007, 5:48 PM
"Friendly Fire? That's funny term, much like a civil war." -Sage Francis

gannz
10-08-2007, 5:51 PM
Beer is living proof that god loves and wants us to be happy
- Benjamin Franklin

Oasis quotes - cause im a fan boy and they're better then Sum 41

Noel in Ireland: This one's called Hello
Liam: No it's called Howareya!

When asked about BLUR

I hate that Alex and Damon. I hope they catch aids and die

Cancerboy
10-08-2007, 5:54 PM
"When the bitch get is attitude, pop it like its hot." -Snoop Dog

Raxo
10-08-2007, 6:05 PM
"When the bitch get is attitude, drop it like its hot." -Snoop Dog

You did it wrong.

teh_kyle00
10-08-2007, 6:08 PM
"We all believe in what we need, what we have is what we don't see." - Sum 41 "No Reason"

Dark2.0
10-08-2007, 6:15 PM
"I am He who lives and is dead, but I am alive forevermore. I hold the keys to hades and of death."
-Revelation 1:18



"We live for ourselves, but we die for other"
-from the bathroom stall #2 on the second floor



"A man can kill from sunup to sunset and yet... his work shall never be done"
-Ernie Dell

almightybob
10-08-2007, 6:24 PM
"The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people."

- Randy Pausch, Computer Science lecturer at Carnegie Mellon College who is dying of pancreatic cancer. This was his "last lecture" on how to achieve your childhood dreams.



Oh, and thank you, Quadros.

Chardon07
10-08-2007, 6:53 PM
" Honesty is the best policy" some guy
"Liars prosper" -Anonymous

KilTehEmos911
10-08-2007, 6:58 PM
Im sorry, I know I'll get banned but I couldn't resist!
"How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us."
"What you say?"
"You will soon be on your way to destruction.
Make your time.
Hahaha." - Zero Wing

I probably got some parts wrong, but its the thought that counts.

Cancerboy
10-08-2007, 7:26 PM
Actualy, though the first part of that verse is drop, the other 2 parts are different.

AidanC
10-08-2007, 7:29 PM
"Nuts to thou."
-Bucky Katt

John Travolta
10-08-2007, 7:39 PM
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
-Evelyn Beatrice Hall

Mr. Crow
10-08-2007, 7:48 PM
"Today I died." - Written in a journal found with the body of a Civil War soldier

Couch
10-08-2007, 7:57 PM
"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."

"I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself."

"I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."

-Oscar Wilde

SlowCheetah
10-08-2007, 8:39 PM
"The unexamined life is not worth living."
-Socrates

green rubber bands
10-08-2007, 8:44 PM
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it…"

"The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school."

"War does not decide who is right but who is left."

- George Bernard Shaw

"Do you ever read any of the books you burn?"
He laughed. "That's against the law!"
"Oh. Of course."

- Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury

lollercaust
10-08-2007, 8:55 PM
"I'm not afraid of death, but dying scares the hell out of me." - Jack Cleary

"Never show doubt in your hand 'till you know what they've got" - Brand New, "Luca Reprise"

"Be the change you want to see in the world

... fuck that, be the trouble you want to see in the world." - A Softer World

Taco_Pie
10-08-2007, 9:08 PM
"If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting. If I tell you I'm no good, you know I'm lying." -Bruce Lee

StencilandSketch
10-08-2007, 9:52 PM
"You fetish hoe, aw fuck!
I don't see any reason that could possibly be!
Are you alarmed?! please stay calm.
I'm walking away. I don't think you should go!"

The Fall of Troy, Semi-Fiction

I just really like the song and think thats a great line.

Pingu
10-08-2007, 10:05 PM
"Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love." - George Elliot

"One who thinks sunshine is happiness has never danced in the rain" - anonymous

wartide
10-08-2007, 10:25 PM
"Every man dies, not ever man really lives." - William Wallace, Braveheart

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." - Thoreau

slurba
10-08-2007, 11:13 PM
"Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." - Albert Einstein

Chrisso
10-08-2007, 11:35 PM
"A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within." - Will Durant, saw it in Apocalypto teaser.

"The love of money is the root of all evil." - Apostle Paul.

"Real eyes realize real lies." - No idea.

Devinmsz
10-08-2007, 11:52 PM
"If something can go wrong, it will." - Murphy's Law

"Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Know your enemy and know yourself and in 100 battles you will never be defeated." - Sun Tzu

"I have a name for imperfections; that name is personality." - Me
I totally wasn't trying to sound deep and edgy on a history assignment at the time.

stabbymcstab
10-09-2007, 12:22 AM
"What do you mean, 'God doesn't have a sense of humor'!? God made the French!"

also, this thread is tagged as serious. I'm surprised that an Explosm forum even HAS a serious tag.

I should have known I would end up finding the funnier quotes more interesting.

adriel
10-09-2007, 12:26 AM
"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy course; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat." --Theodore

Ox
10-09-2007, 2:58 AM
"Don't wave your rights with your flag"
- Sage Francis, Makeshift Patriot.

clairebear47
10-09-2007, 3:24 AM
"Clinton Lied.
A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, No matter how bad."
-Barbara Bush
(That one always cracks me up)

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye"
-Miss Piggy

And now a serious one:

"Ladies and gentleman,
attention please!
Come in close where everyone can see!
I got a tale to tell, it ain't gonna cost you a dime!
(And if you believe that, we're gonna get along just fine)"
- Steve Earle Snake Oil

That one has just always resonated with me, I know why but don't know you all well enough to say :fap:

Souldrinker
10-09-2007, 3:38 AM
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd. -Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964)

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Sir Winston Churchill

Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb. - Sir Winston Churchill

Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions. - Albert Einstein

Savvy
10-09-2007, 4:15 AM
When shit gets weird someone always finds a lynch rope. - From a Stephen King book.

Axidos
10-09-2007, 4:57 AM
"You do not stop playing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop playing."
- Don't know who said it. It's been quoted by everyone and his dog.

Very meaningful to me. Don't stop playing, guys.

Maelefic
10-09-2007, 6:59 AM
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams

ilovebrownies
10-09-2007, 7:21 AM
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
-Jimi Hendrix

Cristo
10-09-2007, 7:54 AM
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
- Wilfred Owne, Dulce et Decorum est

Yeah bitches, I quoted Latin. :facts:

Protester
10-09-2007, 8:11 AM
"In such a world as this does one dare to think for himself?
The paradox of power and peace will destroy itself.
To know the truth and live in fear of no man,
To realise that this in itself is an ascension,
Towards the day we revolt."

From the song As The Palaces Burn by Lamb of God

mhale71
10-09-2007, 8:20 AM
"Surely without war, there would be no loss, hence no mourning, no grief, no pain, no misery, no sleepless nights, missing the dead." - Anathema lyric.

"Only you can change your life." - RAW - Scott Monk (Thats a good book Im surprised to hear myself say)

"The aim of christianity is not to be a good person, its to not go to hell" - Some guy on here...

"Life is wonderful, but why?" - Pokemon... yes, thats where I heard it from.

Ox
10-09-2007, 8:26 AM
"Surely without war, there would be no loss, hence no mourning, no grief, no pain, no misery, no sleepless nights, missing the dead." - Anathema lyric.
That's nonsense. People only die from War, do they? Here was me thinking cancer caused loss, mourining, grief, pain misery, sleepless nights and missing the dead. Turns out it's only war. Brilliant, guess I don't need to go to my friend's dad's funeral tomorrow because he wasn't in a war, so he must still be alive, super. Anathema fucking suck as well.

ilovebrownies
10-09-2007, 8:29 AM
"In such a world as this does one dare to think for himself?
The paradox of power and peace will destroy itself.
To know the truth and live in fear of no man,
To realise that this in itself is an ascension,
Towards the day we revolt."

From the song As The Palaces Burn by Lamb of God

Indeed, Lamb of God have some deep lyrics. Also Ox, haha thats what I thought as well.

JennaHs_bitch#1
10-09-2007, 8:30 AM
Im surprised no one has said Carpe Diem (sp?).
I like the saying, while we live, let us live. Im not sure who its by.

Queenbutt
10-09-2007, 8:34 AM
You did it wrong.

You both did it wrong.
And if a nigga get a attitude - Pop it like it's hot

Aoife
10-09-2007, 8:36 AM
Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
- Franz Kafka

In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
- George Orwell

In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
- Marlene Dietrich

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
- Aristotle

Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans
- John Lennon

All is oblique, there is nothing in our cursed natures, but direct villainy
- Shakespeare (Timon of Athens, FYI)

Ox
10-09-2007, 8:37 AM
It pisses me off when people (bands) try to be all deep and edgey and political and end up talking complete bollocks.

HipHipHooray
10-09-2007, 8:39 AM
"Be who you are and say what you feel, cause those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind" - Dr Seuss.

Queenbutt
10-09-2007, 8:50 AM
"It pisses me off when people (bands) try to be all deep and edgey and political and end up talking complete bollocks." Oxtail-Soup

ne3
10-09-2007, 11:25 AM
"Someday is not a day of the week!"

Oh and, JennaH's_bitch#1, Carpe Diem is just latin, don't think there's anyone who 'made' it.
There's Carpe Noctem too, a Cradle of Filth album and a night club was named like that..
It means Seizure night. :dance:

ArKaiN
10-09-2007, 12:06 PM
It means "Seize the night" not "Seizure night". Carpe Diem is a phrase commonly associated with the free love philosophy, meaning to enjoy one's life. Go read a book.
Edit-My bad, I confused unfunnyness with ignorance.

Cristo
10-09-2007, 12:34 PM
It means "Seize the night" not "Seizure night". Carpe Diem is a phrase commonly associated with the free love philosophy, meaning to enjoy one's life. Go read a book.

He was kidding. It was a pun.

No offence but your post really wasn't necessary.

Fatbot
10-09-2007, 1:07 PM
"Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely."
George Orwell



Actually he said power tends to corrupt, but absolute power corrupts absolutely.

and my favorite, "It's the little bits of joy we get in life that make this hell hole livable."

Not sure who it's by but i like it.

Cristo
10-09-2007, 1:21 PM
Actually he said power tends to corrupt, but absolute power corrupts absolutely.



Damn my 10th Grade English teacher, damn her to hell!! :argh:

Mirrorman
10-09-2007, 2:25 PM
"If women would rule the world, we'd still be living in caves" - My principle in some class. Probably from somewhere else.

teh_kyle00
10-09-2007, 3:02 PM
"Fear cannot be without hope, nor hope without fear." - Baruch Spinoza

"Time makes more converts then reason." - Thomas Paine

Don't be a great man, just be a man. Let history makes its own decisions. - I have no clue. :indiff:

Vehementus
10-09-2007, 3:21 PM
"I've got Balls of Steel." -Duke Nukem


I live my life by this quote.

Audioslave
10-09-2007, 3:33 PM
"Bros before Hoes is a rule, read the guidelines."
-Emily Haines (of Metric)

lollercaust
10-09-2007, 5:31 PM
Just thought of another one I found very... intriguing, perhaps because I can't understand how he was feeling when he wrote it.

"The optimist thinks that this is the best of both worlds. The pessimist knows it." - J. Robert Oppenheimer on their test of the atomic bomb.

Chardon07
10-09-2007, 5:39 PM
"When the going gets tough... the tough get going"

pie in the sky
10-09-2007, 6:17 PM
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

-Ad libbed by Roddy Piper (played Nada) in "They Live"

instant oatmeal
10-09-2007, 6:18 PM
"Never leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love." -Unknown

Couch
10-09-2007, 6:43 PM
"Dum Spiro, Spero"

Don't know who it's by, but it's Latin and it means something to the effect of "While I have breath, I have hope".

Hulabalooza
10-09-2007, 7:12 PM
Edit-My bad, I confused unfunnyness with ignorance.

Weird you being the perfect combination of both.

Nift
10-09-2007, 7:18 PM
"No one imagines that a symphony is supposed to improve in quality as it goes along, or that the whole object of playing it is to reach the finale. The point of music is discovered in every moment of playing and listening to it. It is the same, I feel, with the greater part of our lives, and if we are unduly absorbed in improving them we may forget altogether to live them."
- Alan Watts

Weird. Just today I had nearly the same thought, how music isn't about one single moment of completion like a still art piece, but rather the beauty is in the constant motion with each moment complementing the next.

Of course Watts said it better than I can, but seeing that quote today is strangely coincidental.

Anyway, my contribution:

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
- Winston Churchill

Audioslave
10-09-2007, 7:28 PM
"God never wrote a good play in his life"
-Kurt Vonnegut

"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
-Karl Marx

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
-Robert Benchley

instant oatmeal
10-09-2007, 7:36 PM
"All your base are belong to us"

flodprfekshun
10-09-2007, 7:42 PM
"Mama whispered softly, Time will ease your pain
Life's about changing, nothing ever stays the same

And she said, How can I help you to say goodbye?
It's OK to hurt, and it's OK to cry
Come, let me hold you and I will try
How can I help you to say goodbye?"

- How Can I Help You To Say Goodbye? By Patty Loveless

Hulabalooza
10-09-2007, 7:44 PM
"They see my rollin, they hatiiin"

Jiggz
10-10-2007, 3:25 AM
"The purpose of life, is death"
- Sigmund Freud

"What do you think when you see a pretty girl walking down the street? One side of me says, 'I'd like to talk to her, date her'. The other side of me says , 'I wonder how her head would look on a stick?"
- Edmund Kemper

Protester
10-10-2007, 10:35 AM
"Even though I'm no better than a beast, do I not deserve the right to live?"

It's from the korean movie Oldboy by director Chan Wook-Park, but I guess you need to watch the movie to get the full meaning of the phrase. I highly reccomend the flick by the way, it's my favourite movie of all time.

StrikeTwelve
10-10-2007, 10:39 AM
Oldboy is awesome.

Flyingburittopanda
10-10-2007, 4:05 PM
I didnt even read the posts i just saw quotes and thought of my faves:

"But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
and
"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

Both quoted from american psycho.

EDIT: I know their not the exact quotes you may be lookinf for, the type and so on but they are still quotes and great ones at that.

Pingu
10-11-2007, 12:38 AM
"Such is life" - Ned Kelly

Hiam the Jewish Potato
10-11-2007, 12:50 AM
"Okiedokie" - Hannibal Lector before killing anyone. :)

Derelict
10-11-2007, 12:54 AM
A cool quote I remember is from The Matrix: Revolutions. The Oracle says, 'The real test of any choice is, "Would I make the same choice again?" No one can see beyond a choice they don't understand."

"Dum Spiro, Spero"

Don't know who it's by, but it's Latin and it means something to the effect of "While I have breath, I have hope".

It's actually part of the official state motto of South Carolina. It literally translates to "While I breathe, I hope." and loosely to "Where there is life, there is hope."

Hiam the Jewish Potato
10-11-2007, 12:58 AM
A cool quote I remember is from The Matrix: Revolutions. The Oracle says, 'The real test of any choice is, "Would I make the same choice again?" No one can see beyond a choice they don't understand."



It's actually part of the official state motto of South Carolina. It literally translates to "While I breathe, I hope." and loosely to "Where there is life, there is hope."

As a player of MxO I am legally obligated to say this after any mention of the Matrix.

THERE IS NO SPOON.

That is all.

((Oh and take that as my second favorite quote O.o))

McGruff
10-11-2007, 8:55 PM
A dangerous resolve--the christian resolve to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad. -Friedrich Nietzsche

Dave
10-11-2007, 8:56 PM
"People are scared. And what people are scared of most, is missing an opportunity."

-Sawyer from Lost (ahem :()

TireVengeance
10-11-2007, 9:32 PM
The whole "Amy" speech from Chasing Amy is pretty deep, I think. I don't want to post the whole thing here but if you've heard it or read it you know what I'm talking about. Good life lesson, that one.

Jallen
10-12-2007, 7:16 AM
"A good song should make you wanna tap your foot and get with your girl. A great song should destroy copcars and set fire to the suburbs. I'm only interested in writing great songs."
"Everytime I get tear-gassed, I know I'm doing the right thing."

Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave and The Nightwatchman

Jiggz
10-12-2007, 7:39 AM
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
- Gary Johnston, Team America

I win.

Audioslave
10-12-2007, 4:01 PM
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
- Estragon (Waiting for Godot)

Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast heaven to hell so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labours left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labours of men that as a result of the labours unfinished of Testew and Cunard it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labours of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation is seen to waste and pine waste and pine and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicilline and succedanea in a word I resume and concurrently simultaneously for reasons unknown to shrink and dwindle in spite of the tennis I resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown but time will tell to shrink and dwindle I resume Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per caput since the death of Bishop Berkeley being to the tune of one inch four ounce per caput approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Connemara in a word for reasons unknown no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more much more grave that in the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman it appears what is more much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same and than the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold an sea on land and in the air I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull to shrink and waste and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the labours abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cunard tennis... the stones... so calm... Cunard... unfinished...

-Lucky (Waiting for Godot)

blltmssgy
10-12-2007, 4:07 PM
"I have a very bad personality and very bad manners, but I'm a genius when it comes to working with people."- my grandfather, Michael Kriegsfeld

"There are not just crazy people out there and sane people. We're all a little crazy and we're all a little sane. We're a little closer to one extreme than to the other."- Michael Kriegsfeld

"And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual: Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"But the third rope was still moving: the child, too light, was still breathing... And so he remained for more than half an hour, lingering between life and death, writhing before our eyes. And we were forced to look at him at close range. He was still alive when I passed him. His tongue was still red, his eyes not yet extinguished. Behind me, I heard the same man asking: 'For G-d's sake, where is G-d?' And from within me, I heard a voice answer: 'Where He is? This is where - hanging here from this gallows...'"
-Excerpt from Night by Elie Wiesel

ArKaiN
10-12-2007, 4:08 PM
“LSD, 100 micro grams I.M”
-Aldous Huxley's last words to his wife.

barnesy111
10-12-2007, 10:55 PM
"Being a good person isnt the purpose of christianity. not going to hell is."
- thelamesauce