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i was playing tf2 on 2fort i was spy and i was spawn camping and this guy came i killed him he started swearing into the mike he comes out again and i killed five times before i died
USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. Reason: Holy shit post batman! Grammar is your friend. |
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Posts way too much.
Since Nov 2008
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Guitar Hero World Tour Online. This guy comes in, He: "We are playing BYOB right fucking now!" Me: "Ugh, can we not. I just played this song and it is my worst song in the game." He: Oh yeah! It's my best song fucker. HAHA! Me: Fine. Final score Me: 98% Him: 65%
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Complete Newb
Since Apr 2009
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Bahhh i used to play tibia, i finally quit that thing because of the server crashes and the mass exp lost from it, server lags dropped me into that POH GS hole, then when i went to rcover the body, same thing again. fml.
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Since Feb 2007
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HA! this happened yesterday. I laughed profusely.
I was going for the Misery Loves Company challenge (the one where you suicide with a grenade but get a kill) and it was sabotage. So we are playing on crossfire and I run into the building and see a sniper. So I proceed to pull the pin on my grenade and simply wait, unfortunately for me he turns around. He has a dragunov and starts spraying at me as I jump around like a chimp around him finally my grenade goes off. I end up killing 3 snipers in the room with it. I got Misery Loves Company 1, Misery Loves Company 2, and the one where you get a kill streak of 3 while near death. My friend was spectating me and we couldn't stop laughing for at least 15 minutes. And since it was sabotage I KNOW they watched the kill cam, I was very pleased. |
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A) Guests can't use mics in Halo. B) If the Irish people joined your team how were you booted? C) You can't get booted unless you teamkill or are playing a custom, I assume the former since you said they joined your team. D) How do you know he got loads and loads of bad feedback? Maybe he doesn't get feedback very often and a couple avoids took down his rep. |
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Complete Newb
Since Mar 2009
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I was playing Counter Strike: Source and got a double head shot on the map Mpl_Mill, Vent went crazy. It was the funniest in-game moment ever.
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Somewhat Regular
Since Jul 2008
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Retrodruid. Enough said :o.
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Somewhat Regular
Since Apr 2007
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Being the shitty gamer I am, and gaming on the shitty computer I game on, most of my funny moments are actually moments of personal success. The only one I will bore you with was when I was playing the BF1942 mod 'Forgotten Hope', as a German on the map El Alamein. El Alamein is a desert map, and one of the biggest in the game. The German base and British base are on opposite sides of a mountain. I was already a bit annoyed that 'all the good planes and tanks' on my team had been taken already, and I was left with the only vehicle left (short of a few jeeps). A Marder, which is German for useless. At the opposite end of the map from the British base (but on the same side of the mountain) there are a few houses and a few trees, so after about 5 minutes of steady driving I park my tank ride beside one of the houses and under one of the trees.
The only thing this part of the map is actually good for is the fact that one of the mini-bases ('flags') that your team needs to capture is close to it, and I expected I could hide out there next to the house, and every now and then I'd see, way off in the distance, some idiot in a jeep burning by to capture that flag. I'd take a few shots, hoping I'd hit him, and whatever happens, happens. Little did I know that something very rare and special was happening on my opponent's team's side. On a public server, no less, teamwork was happening. The entire British team, save for maybe 2 or 3 guys in planes, had all decided to go for the flag near my hiding place at once. What followed was luck on my part like I've never had before. In about 15 seconds, 9 British tanks had appeared over the sand dunes off in the distance, crawling across the sand towards the flag. I fired a shot, and got two kills. Fired another shot, got 3 kills, and so it went on and on, I had racked up 23 kills in about a minute. After about 10 minutes the British players had figured out where I was, but (Forgotten Hope being a realism mod, they weren't used to aiming with anything other than a bright red crosshair) only one of the 20 or so shots fired at me actually hit me, and whenever the coast was clear I jumped out, fixed my tank and hopped back in. With 30 or so minutes left in the 60 minute round things were back to normal - no teamwork, just people looking to increase their score. By the end of the round I'd gotten 54 kills, died twice, and if I remember correctly, scored 62 points. I didn't post this to jerk myself off, it just strikes me as funny because teamwork in any kind of public server (of any game, I'd assume) is so amazingly rare that I fear I might've discouraged about 20 guys from even trying to work as a team. As far as a normal person's definition of funny, BF1942 is really the only game I've played online with any regularity. There's the usual shit - someone posting an 'Alt+F4' trick on the chat and having that immediately followed up by 'Player x has disconnected', watching all the dumbass plane campers get sliced by one dude with a grenade (who then takes the next plane to spawn), shit like that. |
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Since Mar 2009
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Years ago, I was playing Halo at my cousin's during a LAN party. It was on Blood Gulch, and we decided to go some 'Hog wrestling, so it was free for all, and killing was off-limits. Me being the sneaky bastard I am, come up behind my cousin an assassinate him. This led to a chain of events in which the rest of the LAN party was trying to kill me with chain guns, rocket launchers, and Scorpion tanks. I was crouched behind one of the barriers on a base trying not to die. I then proceed to shout "I am pinned down! Pinned... Dead." For whatever reason, it was the funniest thing to happen.
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Since Oct 2008
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The funniest Thing I've seen was on WoW in when I was first levelling (my first toon) I got in for a Cath run. The group was: Me - warlock, healer - priest, tank - warrior, rogue - DPS, and hunter - DPS. Everyone was talking about their mains, the healer (who supposedly had 4 level 70s at the time) was claiming oh yeah, I'm top in PvP on this server, and so on. He failed to heal the tank on a pull, and the mobs went to him once tank died. He yelled out after the wipe "Wow you fucking guys suck, Tank died... and where were the heals!?" He got quite a bashing, I haven't seen him since.
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Somewhat New
Since Mar 2009
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Well, I suppose I'll put one of my WoW moments on here. A friend and I were questing together on our alt in Arathi Basin, when a two of 65-70 Alliance come up and gank us, and corpse camp while attacking Hammerfall. So we hop on to our mains, both level 80 Mages, and take a trip down to the Basin. We sat there for a good hour using Polymorph on them until we got bored. God, I love Polymorph.
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Complete Newb
Since May 2008
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What cracks me up every time is bad people's English is...
"What you say?" "Your team all laggers" and there is worse... sometimes I seriously don't understand what they mean "Someone take my ping please." Probably not a problem if you live in the US then everybody playing are American... but I play on European servers and we have people of all nationalities... Another thing though... is people whining about someone who uses a particular weapon and calling him a noob for doing so or an ability... I always think if you can't win when he uses this... then I guess you're the noob who can't learn to outsmart your opponent. Also, I used to play country strike and once just me and this other stayed alone on this map after everyone else is dead... So I see him and I start running behind him and he doesn't notice me... He goes around a corner and I want to use a grenade to cause some damage while shooting him... so I hold the mouse button and walk around the corner myself when I suddenly see him running directly at me. We both freak out.. he turns around and runs and I throw my grenade on the ground and ended up killing myself... Another good one is when I played CS Warcraft mode or whatever it was and I had the super jump... and I jump around like a moron and I land just beside my teammate and I get headshot... I really saved his life on that one... although he too died 5 seconds later... USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. Reason: Dropped dots, eyesore post. |
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Complete Newb
Since Apr 2009
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I was playing brawl. My friend and I (on wifi) were in sudden death. I grabbed him, kick-flipped him, and a bomb fell on my head just before he died and I lost XD!
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OMG THAT BOMB WAS SO RANDUM XD
USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. Reason: Shit post, being a dick. |
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Somewhat Regular
Since Jan 2009
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I was playing an online fps, called WarRock. Which has the most 10 year olds on it ever. Me and my friend posted; Holy crap! Press ALT+F4 And you get mp7 ( Which is a pretty good gun on it. It was rare at the time.) :O!.
kid1 has disconnected kid2 has disconnected kid3... We were in hysterics until the match ended. About 3 of them relogged in to the server and spammed us down. Good times. |
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Somewhat Regular
Since Nov 2008
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I was playing CoD4 and soem guy was on his mike talking to someone in the room here is how it went
"no no she can have the burgers..." pause "YES MOM THE BURGERS!" a longer pause with some background noise sounds like yelling. "FUCK IT MOM ILL JUST HAVE A HOTPOCKET" We were all laughing at him and he ended up leaving a while later. |
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Somewhat Regular
Since Aug 2008
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Once when playing WoW I had a friend on the Recruit-a-Friend system and we were playing Dwarf alts. So we arrived in Darkshire and we got on the roof and im saying to him "Michael do not jump in the chimney on the roof you will get stuck like i did ages ago." So i we started to begin jumping on the roof and i acidentally jumped into the chimney and got stuck and Michael is just sitting there laughing at me and he has spilt his drink on the floor still laughing at me. Also when me and Michael had them Dwarf alts we went into 10-19 bracket PvP at level 18 and 19 and we absolutly owned the level 19 perfectly crafted alts with 2k+ health. then Michael gets the flag and trys to run back to base and we both die in the flagroom in 0.0000000001 of a second :D. (i hate turtles) Also when i was with another friend (Josh) were playing Xbox live on Halo 3 i had a pretty fun conversation about how these 2 guys need to L2P Me: You guys need to go left thats where they are you imbeciles. Guy1 (in thick british accent): no they arent you dick stop telling us what to do. Josh: Guys we are both the only ones defending left and everyone is here you fags. Guy2: no they arent! Guy1: Yeah listen to him we are killing heaps over here! Josh: I have a strategy: how about you guys Shut the fuck up. Guy2: You shut up my mom can play better than all of you Josh: Is she giving you head right now. Me: yeah thats why hes playing so bad. Guy2: come on Gary (i assume thats Guy1) lets go play Cod4. |
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Somewhat Regular
Since Mar 2009
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While playing COD4 on the PC I had the Barrett 50 cal and was sniping I wanna say on the map overgrown. By some odd shot which I so pulled out of my ass I got a head shot on two different dudes! The funny part was the guy saying goddamned Smokeyy90 is a fucking hacker. I just laughed and was like dude that was ALL luck and I have no idea how to hack in the first place.
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Since Feb 2008
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I was playing Zombie Panic: Source a while back and we were all running from the zombies. We bunkered up in some house when all of the zombies bust through the windows and start slaughtering everyone. We were hiding in a corner and just firing as fast as we could when we saw another guy in the corner hiding. Then a zombie came around the corner and threw an explosive barrel, and then the guy hiding shot it when it was right next to both him and the zombie.
Needless to say, there was quite a big bloody stain on the wall. It was a rather funny moment in my Zombie Panic history. |
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Somewhat New
Since Jun 2009
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I was playing some Skate 2 online. Everyone quit the match so I was just cruising around until someone joined the match. One of those 12-year-old shit-heads joins the match and instantly starts talking shit.
Him, "Hey, let's play some SKATE, i'll RAPE you." Me, "Uhmm.. okay?" Him, "Don't QUIT and BITCH OUT" *Match begins* I set the trick with something fairly simple Him, "LOL! YOU'RE SUCH A NOOBER." Me, "Noober..?" He fails to copy the trick, so he quits the match So i added him, and started a voice chat. Me, "Oh, I thought you said don't bitch out?" Him, "Shut up FAGGOT" I could slightly hear his friend in the background saying something to him so.. Me, "Tell your friend to stop feeding your lines to say to me, or at least to get some creativity into the things he or you are going to say. I bet your mom would be disappointed in you" Him, "HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS WITH SOMEONE?!??!?!" He deleted me right after that. |
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Complete Newb
Since May 2009
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I was playing Left 4 Dead one night and I joined a lobby for No Mercy. Of course in the lobby I hear two hi-pitched kids trying to be funny by saying racist shit, but anyway the match begins. Not even halfway through the first level one of the kids accuses me of hacking because I put a shotgun shell to his face in mid hunter pounce.
The very next level he accuses me again because I shot him through a door when he was boomer(Makes a lot of noise). The match ended with him and his friend rage quitting and blocking me on Steam. My funniest moment on Left 4 Dead so far. |
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Complete Newb
Since Jun 2009
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I was playing crossfire, ghost mode. this guy name ryubit I think, had the combat axe, a one hit kill weapon, every one on my team kept on accusing him of hacking, well I got fed up wit is and stayed, "ryubit, you are hacking! you just hacked me to bits with your axe right there!" any way, he said "lol" and every one left him alone, till we shot him. the end |
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Complete Newb
Since Jun 2009
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Well, I was playing GTA IV today, and there was this redneck kid playing with us. It was great, everyone was making fun of him and he seemed to get really defensive about it. The only reason we started dicking around with him was because he started getting racist on us.
The best part was when we started a new game, invited him, and he actually JOINED. |
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Complete Newb
Since Jun 2009
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A few months ago I was playing Cod4 and I herd this redneck guy saying that he had gotten a new plasma TV and that it was awsome, when he had finished showing off I asked him "How many inches is the TV?" and he replied "What....What are inches??!"
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Posts way too much.
Since Dec 2004
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On a similar note, I was playing a 3-way brawl with a few buddies. One of them was Kirby and the other was Link. So the friend who was Link grabbed me and punched me. Then Kirby, who was standing maybe 2 feet away from us swallowed me as soon as Link lets go. And it went on... and on... and on.
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Somewhat Regular
Since Jun 2008
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I remember way back in the CoD2 days. Me and a group of people I play with, without gloating, were quite good at Cod2. We decided to have a bit of a 'scrim' (a match) against some random clan. When we realized that the match was rather pointless, we decided to activate cheats without the other team knowing. Using 'god' mode and 'noclip' we would sink through the ground and see the entire map, and then just pop up behind their players kill them, and then sink back into the ground. They were completely and utterly clueless.
I have many memories of laughing and good times playing games. I don't really remember too many stories. I don't play anymore, final year of schooling does that to you. |
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Somewhat Regular
Since Jun 2007
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I was on my Death Knight tank pre-Ulduar patch. I gave my spot in the guild naxx 25 run to a warrior tank since he needed the badges and the gear, BADLY. So I decided on Tuesday (before reset) to start and lead a pug. Mind you I don't have a reputation beyond my guild since I didn't do many pugs in WOTLK yet.
Trade channel: me->[Kaddath] Starting fresh naxx 25 group, /w stats + FULL ACHI, currently accepting all classes. /w[random1]: holy priest {stats} [achi] (right click invite) [random2]: need hunter? {stats} [achi] (right click invite) -many invites later- [a druid]: I'm an imba resto druid. [Kaddath]:ok stats and achi please [a druid]: 1500 sp ub...I don't have achi, but I'm OP, brain > gear, I'm a fast learner [Kaddath]: sorry mate, 1500 is a bit low and I can't be stopping before each boss to teach you tacts, I understand brain > gear but I'm looking for a quick full run. [a druid] FUCK YOU ASSHOLE -ignores me- [a druid on trade channel] KADDATH IS NINJA DON'T JOIN HIS RAID Everyone leaves. ![]() Thankfully my guild came to the rescue on trade channel, but it was too late, I lost most of the people in the raid and couldn't be arsed to look again. Never underestimate the fury of a jerk.
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Somewhat Regular
Since Jun 2009
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About a year ago 2 friends and I were playing Bomberman Live on xbox. One match my friend put on his headset and says hello. All of a sudden we hear a guy speaking Chinese a mile a minute. Throughout the game, he continues to kill us over and over, occasionally saying things like AMERICAAANIII and BYE BYE USA.
Another one is just kind of amusing to me. About three years ago I had WoW, but I also had a 56kbps internet connection, so I couldn't do much (I had zero epics but I had a collection of about 35+ minipets). I decided to go out to the island waaay of the coast of Tanaris, the one you can see at the southern tip. I was really close, but kept dying because of the fatigue. Then, on the fourth or so try, I lagged a bit and ended up making it to the island. It was the one time in my WoW history that lag helped me. |
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Complete Newb
Since Aug 2009
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My funniest moment was on Half-Life.
I was playing a multiplayer on a sniper kinda map. I went undercover as a spy, and i got behind enemy lines on the sniping area, and i think 6-7 players were sniping there, and i picked my knife and backstabbed all of them but not the last one, he saw me and i remember shooting him with my silenced pistol. that was so funny...then of course some assault type of guy came in and gave me a little lead-poison... |
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There's this quest in WoW where you need to kill these enemies and get these ice cube things. The drop rate isn't so great you might get 1 ice cube out of every 2,3, or even 4 enemies.
Then you got to go to this different area and throw these ice cubes at triangles on the ground. You go to the new ice cube'd triangles to get a new item. ANNNNYway I basically steal those ice cube'd triangle things from other people. Meaning they need to go back to the first area to get those ice cubes and then come back to throw them at new triangles. It's "lol" worthy. |
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Since Sep 2005
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I was playing hardcore search and destroy of COD4 with a bunch of my friends. All of us died, and one of my friends was peeing or something and was sitting at spawn. There were like 5 or so on the other team still alive. They're just dancing and shit around his body and not paying attention like douchebags. So my friend came back and grabbed his wireless mic before he does his controller like he always does, and we heard him and said 'Don't touch your controller bro.' He saw what was up, threw a grenade down and bolted around a pillar or some shit. He killed all 5, but I think still we lost the game though. LOST THE GAME? LOL
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Since Aug 2009
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I used to be an expert mountain climber in WoW, so one day I decided to climb the highest mountain in the game with my friend. About two hours into it, we're nearly at the top, like we can see the very edge of the mountainside. However, we just get to the last flat area when this gamemaster appeared out of nowhere. He then literally kicked us off the mountain and we died.
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Somewhat New
Since Jun 2009
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Ah man dude totally tubular, I love climbing mountains in WoW.
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Somewhat Regular
Since Jun 2009
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I had dial-up when I played WoW, so thats one of the things I'd do to entertain myself. I tried to find GM island as well but I never did find it.
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Explosmateer
Since Nov 2006
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I was playing GTA IV with a couple of random guys, and there was this really annoying 9 year old- We were cussing him out, as expected, and we could hear his mom bitching in the background, which ended up being more annoying than the kid himself, so we asked him to give her the mic. After dicking around with the woman for a few moments, she quickly straightened us out by informing us that she worked for the internet and that we should be glad she isn't tracking us down and telling our parents what we're saying. Hilarious crap. A while later, we got the same kid to ask his mom what a camel toe was. Best shit ever.
While playing TF2, the host had set up the class limits so that there were only scouts and one spy playing. The one spy we had decided to play as a Rare Endangered Spy Crab, and we didn't mind it too much, however the other team seemed to hate it. We all ended up surrounding the Spy Crab and [/b]escorting him to the Intel[/b], and then back, several times. When the match was over, the other team was cussing us out, particularly a guy with a European accent who just kept calling us gay over and over again, and for some reason, rejoined every time we kicked him until he finally ragequit. In another match, the entire team willingly chose to be engineers (without being forced by class limits) and we built a large dispenser+sentry wall underneath the Grate in 2fort. The other team decided to play along and ended up doing the exact same thing, it was incredibly chaotic. TF2 is the only multiplayer game where anything that ridiculous ever happens. |
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Somewhat New
Since Feb 2009
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It's hilarious when you kill these really high-pitched little kids on Call of Duty 4 or Call of Duty: World at War on PSN, and presumably LIVE, because they just go off it if they have a mic! :')
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Somewhat Regular
Since Aug 2008
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Once when playing Cod4 with my friend Jarrod we were sitting there on sabotage and out team was just awful, they had no idea how to play, and I talk into the mic:
Me: Hey Jarrod our team is really shit. Jarrod: yeah Kev it is Other Teammate: (American voice) Hey shutup atleast were moving the bomb to the enemy Jarrod: yeah faggot it doesnt work if the enemy kills you and takes if afterwards. Other Teammate: oh my god will you guys just shutup my mum is trying to sleep Me: Turn the tv down... prick. Other Teammate: i can't take this (we were muted or he just shut up) Jarrod: lets just go G3 class and do some headshots me: ok but i got eavesdrop on that i always forget to change it. Otherguy picked up by my eavesdrop: man these guys suck! |
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Complete Newb
Since Jul 2009
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i remeber playing some game online where you shot people and there was random chickens walking around, and some guy with 2 health ran into me with no ammo. he said "PLEASE GOD DONT KILL ME!!!!1" so i kicked the dirt with my guy at him to show hate and like a "sure whatever" move. turns out there was a chicken there which i kicked, sending it into his face killing him. the notice after that was "unit12p kills (blah blah) with (inster picture of a chicken here)" I proceded to laugh my ass off with he guy cursing me out.
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Explosmateer
Since Dec 2007
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As for a funny moment, on BF 1943 you can call in these air raids. When the air raid is up, you pilot the planes over the bombing area, but your radar stays on your location. A common thing that most people will do is camp right outside the small structure you use to access the raid, and attempt to kill your ass as soon as you finish the raid. One time two enemies were camping and waiting for me to come out. I came out hammering triangle in a feeble attempt at meleeing his ass before he could kill me. I killed him -to my amazement- and moved around opposite the side of the other enemy. He charged forward, I switched to my RPG and blew him up. Guarantee that pissed the both of them off.
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