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Old 10-31-2009, 11:22 AM       Post #201  
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Fucking hell man, that's harsh for you. Bleh, you have unintentionally committed your first murder if it makes you feel any better.

Plus this the thing sounded like it was just sleeping or something, or collapsing for a while and you threw it over the ledge.


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Old 10-31-2009, 4:36 PM       Post #202  
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Well. It kinda flew into my window at some speed. I shrieked when it hit, so i thought it was already dead.


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Old 11-01-2009, 6:15 AM       Post #203  
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That happened to me too, the bird was still moving so we took it home. After it woke up it had this "WTF" expression for half an hour, we gave it some seeds and then it left.

Ungrateful bitch.


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Old 11-01-2009, 6:53 AM       Post #204  
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Something like that happened to me too. A bird flew against the window, and it was lying there but it was clearly still alive. So I picked it up to let it fly away. It shit all over my hand and flew away.


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Old 11-01-2009, 7:51 AM       Post #205  
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Old 11-01-2009, 8:35 AM       Post #206  
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Me and my friend saw a bird lying on the ground yesterday. It had a torn wing and a lot of blood coming from it. He had to stand on it just to put it out of it's misery .


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Old 11-01-2009, 8:40 AM       Post #207  
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I saw a dead bird once and I hit it with a stick like it was a golf ball into some other kid.


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Old 11-01-2009, 9:08 AM       Post #208  
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Well at least the bird didn't go to waste in it's death.


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Old 11-01-2009, 9:41 AM       Post #209  
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It donated its body to Golf. Just like Tiger would have wanted.


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Old 11-01-2009, 10:57 AM       Post #210  
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My 19 year old cat got a tumor in his throat. It was huge, and after a couple days of being on steroids because he couldn't eat otherwise, we had to make the decision to put him down.

When we went to the vet, we were all prepared to put him down. I tried not to watch. But then, the vet missed my cat's vein. Yes. He just injected randomly into my cat a poison. Of course, he had to try again to successfully put the cat down.

I had to listen to the inhuman cries and screams as my mom held the struggling cat down for his second try at the shot.

He died horribly, and in pain.


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Old 11-01-2009, 11:27 AM       Post #211  
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I'd fucking sue that stupid cunt.


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Old 11-01-2009, 12:27 PM       Post #212  
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Apparently, it's a common mistake.


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Old 11-01-2009, 12:31 PM       Post #213  
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Apparently, it's a common mistake.
Yeah, if I had a pet for 20 years and someone stuck poison in the wrong fucking place, I'd stick a torpedo in his asshole and launch.

It's a common mistake.
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Old 11-01-2009, 2:23 PM       Post #214  
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Ha. That vet would have to go through me and a sledgehammer to get anywhere near my fucking cat. The last person who touched my cat was last seen running away with a broken arm.


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Old 11-01-2009, 2:28 PM       Post #215  
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So you would take him to the vet then go "NO YOU AREN'T TOUCHING MAH KITTEH". How the the fuck does that work?


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Old 11-01-2009, 2:29 PM       Post #216  
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So you would take him to the vet then go "NO YOU AREN'T TOUCHING MAH KITTEH". How the the fuck does that work?
I think they mean after they messed it up.


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Old 11-02-2009, 3:41 AM       Post #217  
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That's true Slothman, the guy's post is already sad enough.
I'm not really upset by it, he's getting over it pretty quickly. Everything after my post has upset me quite a bit, though.


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Old 11-02-2009, 9:09 AM       Post #218  
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This bird flew into my window a couple of days ago and seemed to be dead on the ledge outside. So i opened the window and push it off, and it flaps it's wings frantically and squawks. It hits the ground with a nasty crack and bounces into the grass. I look at it with a bit of guilt and then think "Eh, it's probably just a pest anyways". Later i go outside to dispose of the corpse and see another bird standing over it's corpse nuzzling the recently deceased.

I almost cried.
I definately would have cried. Poor birdy.

And yet for some reason I can put down animals routinely without being bothered by it.


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Old 11-02-2009, 4:04 PM       Post #219  
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Also, another sad thing on the subject of animals is -- i was going along in my car and there was a dog in the middle of the road, fitting. And it's owner (A little girl) and some guy were standing there. She was crying and the man was frantically trying to get it to stop.

there was a vet about 100m from that place. We coulda stopped and let them in.

I think the dog survived though.


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Old 11-02-2009, 4:14 PM       Post #220  
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Here's one not involving animals.
So in June of 2008, my dad was in his final stages of malignant lung cancer.
On June 14th, I went to a pool party with my boyfriend. We were all having fun, and it had just started to get dark, so we went inside the person's house to play pool, watch movies, and drink.

I receive a call from my mother. She says "Dad died. Come home."


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Old 11-02-2009, 4:34 PM       Post #221  
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Mere child's play. My mom works in Special Ed. and she had one student whose dad just hung himself. Know how the kid found out? Listening to the police radio in his house. He called his mom and said there were officers called to his dad's house and she didn't believe him. Then when she came home an officer pulled up behind her and told her what happened. He hung himself outback on a tree and the landlord found him, called 911, and they told him that HE (landlord) had to cut him down legally because he could be alive, which he proceeded to reluctantly do.


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Old 11-02-2009, 4:39 PM       Post #222  
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Oh, I can one-up you, but it's not my story.

My neighbor's brother shot himself at her 13th birthday party in front of all the guests.


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Old 11-02-2009, 9:02 PM       Post #223  
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None of these are sad though people die all the time.
In fact that last one has a sort of dark humour about it.


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Old 11-02-2009, 9:37 PM       Post #224  
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A neighborhood friend of mine when I was really young was shot by his mom who then proceeded to shoot herself too. I didn't know about it for years until I asked my mom as a teenager what happened to the kid that used to live in the house. She fucking kept it from me all that time. I was a little pissed.


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Old 11-02-2009, 10:07 PM       Post #225  
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This guy that i knew got stabbed by his best friend because of drugs and then he died.

Don't do drugs, kids.


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Old 11-03-2009, 12:50 AM       Post #226  
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Both of my cats and one of my dogs died within two weeks of each other D:


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Old 11-03-2009, 1:16 AM       Post #227  
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These deaths are not sad at all.

They are unfortunate but as a reader it does not stir any emotion inside me.


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Old 11-03-2009, 1:56 AM       Post #228  
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That's because you and I aren't everyone.
Which we should be.


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Old 11-03-2009, 2:44 AM       Post #229  
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hm... if rob denbleyker sees this well uh i have a favor to ask:

win(if u plan to) can u finish the Joe Zombie flash series? the wait is eating away at mai brainz...

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Old 11-03-2009, 2:45 AM       Post #230  
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That's because you and I aren't everyone.
Which we should be.
Or it could be the fact that we aren't weird like people who go to random funerals because the person's death was slightly publicized and think it's kinda sad.
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Old 11-03-2009, 3:29 AM       Post #231  
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hm... if rob denbleyker sees this well uh i have a favor to ask:

win(if u plan to) can u finish the Joe Zombie flash series? the wait is eating away at mai brainz...
What a tragedy.


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Old 11-03-2009, 9:28 AM       Post #232  
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My life is pretty sad. Got dumped yesterday. I'd been with him since Feburary and he's been fucking someone else since June. He dumped me via email and it wasn't even a nice 'its just not working out' it was more of a 'fuck off and leave me alone.' So my life is pretty sad right now.


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Old 11-03-2009, 9:37 AM       Post #233  
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Is the chick he is fucking hot?


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Old 11-03-2009, 9:38 AM       Post #234  
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No, she isn't.


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Old 11-03-2009, 1:09 PM       Post #235  
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Are you sure? Cause usually women's vision is blinded when someone leaves them for someone else. They often turn round (providing they weren't looking at you) and say "Fucking ugly skank". Chances are, she's not ugly, rather prettier than his original girlfriend.

Don't take it seriously, like. Just saying.

I found it pretty sad that when i was in year 2 (I was 6), on of my friends died on christmas eve. Technically on christmas, cause it happened at like 2 AM. He died of a house fire caused by an explosion in one of the bulbs on the christmas tree. Christmas kills small child. Even worse that he was the lead character in the fucking nativity play. The one day i get to be a drag angel and he fucking dies and ruins it. The cock.


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Old 11-03-2009, 1:12 PM       Post #236  
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Yes, I'm sure. Everyone who has seen a picture of her (and I showed them to random strangers) say she's fat and ugly as shit.


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Old 11-03-2009, 1:14 PM       Post #237  
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Or it could be the fact that we aren't weird like people who go to random funerals because the person's death was slightly publicized and think it's kinda sad.
That too.
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Old 11-03-2009, 2:43 PM       Post #238  
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Yes, I'm sure. Everyone who has seen a picture of her (and I showed them to random strangers) say she's fat and ugly as shit.
They're trying to make you feel better, chances are you're a crazy bitch if you run up to random strangers asking what they think of this girl. They probably just don't want to die.


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Old 11-03-2009, 3:31 PM       Post #239  
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Yes, I'm sure. Everyone who has seen a picture of her (and I showed them to random strangers) say she's fat and ugly as shit.
Yeah, she's probably hotter than you, so you have mad girlfriend angst.
So just shut the fuck up and deal with it.
He left you for someone better, and probably tighter.


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Old 11-03-2009, 3:37 PM       Post #240  
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Yeah, she's probably hotter than you, so you have mad girlfriend angst.
So just shut the fuck up and deal with it.
He left you for someone better, and probably tighter.
What's the deal with that? It's like you're admitting you have a small cock.

And i'm only posting so i can get to "Somewhat Regular"

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