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Old 11-03-2009, 9:20 AM       Post #1  
HopenBroke
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Men rules....What are the most important and what are they, i have listened to the Bro-Code but are there some they missed out?Educate the uneducated

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Old 11-03-2009, 9:24 AM       Post #2  
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Old 11-03-2009, 9:25 AM       Post #3  
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Bros befores hos.


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Old 11-03-2009, 9:27 AM       Post #4  
timbot
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Don't let your penis touch my penis.
Mouth is ok if you've shaved recently.

Those are pretty commonly accepted, right guys? Right?


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Old 11-03-2009, 9:29 AM       Post #5  
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Men rules include: Urinal Etiquette , always being a good wingman and never letting a friend fuck a fatty.


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Old 11-03-2009, 9:36 AM       Post #6  
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rule 1) always touch other mens dicks
rule 2) give them a reach around whenever you fuck them in the ass
rule 3) tell them you love them


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Old 11-03-2009, 9:59 AM       Post #7  
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I think someone needs a little psychoanalysis. You sure seem to worry about other men a lot.


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Old 11-03-2009, 10:04 AM       Post #8  
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What the fuck is this shit.


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Old 11-03-2009, 10:04 AM       Post #9  
Iiyama
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I'm starting to think HopenBroke has had absolutely no contact with males before and is trying way too hard to fit in, first the urinal etiquette and now this?


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Old 11-03-2009, 10:06 AM       Post #10  
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I'm think he wants some one to fit in him.


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Old 11-03-2009, 12:31 PM       Post #11  
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Rule 1: if you don't know the man rules, you're not a real man. FAGGOT.

Seriously, what kind of pussy arsed twatface expects us to place our most sacred and secret code out in public?


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Old 11-03-2009, 12:38 PM       Post #12  
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Rule 1: if you don't know the man rules, you're not a real man. FAGGOT.

Seriously, what kind of pussy arsed twatface expects us to place our most sacred and secret code out in public?
Women.
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