The top 5 most bad-ass pets to have - Page 4

Dippy · 10-30-2009, 3:51 PM

You said shit.

I think Cerberus is pretty bad-ass with the three heads and all

captainkewl69 · 10-30-2009, 4:15 PM

Yea but in harry potter 3 headed dogs fall asleep when a little music is played.

LandMarkMoon · 10-30-2009, 4:18 PM

This thread is becoming shit.

Someone post a non-gay-fucking-dog-type-cute-animal before it gets worse.

nellibob · 10-30-2009, 4:31 PM

How about a hydra?

LandMarkMoon · 10-30-2009, 4:36 PM

Hercules killed it. NEXT.

Dippy · 10-30-2009, 4:41 PM

a landshark?

Dippy · 10-30-2009, 4:41 PM

With lasers?

LandMarkMoon · 10-30-2009, 4:43 PM

You just jump-started this bitch again, Laser on!

Dippy · 10-30-2009, 4:50 PM

Let's get this show on the road!

Jadoth · 10-31-2009, 9:59 AM

A Chav.

They find all sorts of shiny things in people's pockets. The only downside is they need a lot of drugs to function. Although it probably pays off in the long run when your chav starts mugging people. They grow up so fast.

youcanbuyme · 10-31-2009, 11:53 AM

When I was a kid I begged my mom to buy me a Komodo Dragon... well maybe someday.

A prehistoric shark would be pretty awesome

...if only I owned the Atlantic

RobannTheMan · 10-31-2009, 5:24 PM

How about silverfish?

LandMarkMoon · 10-31-2009, 9:34 PM

'Apart from these cases, the damage caused by silverfish is negligible and they have no direct effect on human health.'

Bad ass pets to have those silvershits.

Silverfish*

Pencil · 11-01-2009, 1:31 PM

Deadly Piranha Poodles!

Xyxthris · 11-01-2009, 2:16 PM

LAVIATHAN!

not a perfect rendition but closer than most

LandMarkMoon · 11-01-2009, 2:17 PM

Looks like garudos.

Jadoth · 11-01-2009, 2:18 PM

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Originally Posted by LandMarkMoon

'Apart from these cases, the damage caused by silverfish is negligible and they have no direct effect on human health.'

Bad ass pets to have those silvershits.

Silverfish*

Chavs have effects on Society. Does that count? Along with the fact that they beat people's heads in.

Xyxthris · 11-02-2009, 2:45 PM

just about all mithalogical creatues have been stolen by someone like creberus at the top of the page

Cthulhu! needs a top spot even if it dose have a narwhals weakness

Jadoth · 11-02-2009, 3:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Xyxthris

just about all mithalogical creatues have been stolen by someone like creberus at the top of the page

Cthulhu! needs a top spot even if it dose have a narwhals weakness

Are ALL of your posts based on Weebl's animations?

And i quote: "They stop cthulhu eating ye"

Varsity · 11-02-2009, 5:20 PM

WHY HAS NOONE MENTIONED THE GODDAMN LIGER?!

occultculture · 11-02-2009, 5:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Varsity

WHY HAS NOONE MENTIONED THE GODDAMN LIGER?!

Because that's not even what they look like. You do realize that ligers exist, right?

Cerberus · 11-02-2009, 7:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dippy

I think Cerberus is pretty bad-ass

Thanks

Who could forget the meerkat?

Varsity · 11-03-2009, 12:39 AM

Everything is better with lasers

See?

Xyxthris · 11-03-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Jadoth

Are ALL of your posts based on Weebl's animations?

And i quote: "They stop cthulhu eating ye"

and we may have a slight problem with your pet eating you but who cares
and i posted something about lavathan like two posts above you!
and just to prove my point

Rocket Cat (lika a cat but with rocket boosters)

LandMarkMoon · 11-03-2009, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by occultculture

Because that's not even what they look like. You do realize that ligers exist, right?

He probably just googled it and pasted his favorite picture.

Jadoth · 11-03-2009, 3:12 PM

Having just looked on google images at Liger... I now understand that they're absolutely huge. And they just look like tigers.

cuebas · 11-03-2009, 4:45 PM

do small children count as pets? the cops say no, but i say YES.

USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST.
Reason: Failed attempt at humor.

LandMarkMoon · 11-03-2009, 6:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jadoth

Having just looked on google images at Liger... I now understand that they're absolutely huge. And they just look like tigers.

They are about 1/3 the size of a full grown male Lion, they aren't huge.

Ilfed · 11-03-2009, 7:53 PM

I would want a Honey Badger.
Considered the most fearless animal.

LandMarkMoon · 11-03-2009, 8:05 PM

What's the point of being fearless if you're going to get your face stepped on. That's not fearless that's stupid.

javaD · 11-03-2009, 8:45 PM

I'd say The Big Red Panda.

They can eat a human being in 2 hours and that's a fact!

HumanUnit · 11-03-2009, 8:46 PM

C'mon guys, bad-ass and cuddly.

Varsity · 11-04-2009, 2:35 AM

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Originally Posted by HumanUnit

C'mon guys, bad-ass and cuddly.

Is-is that? Man-bear-pig?

Mateo · 11-04-2009, 7:08 AM

Did we forget about Raccoon ? Those guys are defo bad-ass...

LandMarkMoon · 11-04-2009, 8:46 AM

These two scary-ass, kidney stealing, mind-fucking bastards:

chibot2000 · 11-04-2009, 4:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ureshii

Californian Condors are the shit. I actually saw one when I was at Zion NP. The things are fucking creepy looking.

When I went hiking (I guess, damn I went hiking, and I thought I was straight) about 5-6 of these badboys come out and circled us, obviously assuming since we were in the middle of fuckin nowhere that we were about to drop dead.
Jokes on them though, cos I was packing a .44
Just kidding.

But seriously I killed them.

On another note, I keep a gollum-like creature who I occasionally let out to fight other animals.
HE EATS BABIES
Where does that rank?

chibot2000 · 11-04-2009, 5:10 PM

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Originally Posted by I_Smell

Why am I afraid of tucans?...
Anyway, triops:

They're not as badass as they are adorable.

Oh my god those ARE badass!
And there are fricking pokemon based on them BECAUSE theyre so badass!

Check that shit out!
It evolves too and its head looks like the male but then they ruined it by making it humanoid.... BUT IT HAS SCYTHES AS HANDS so its still fucking badass!

teamcayne · 11-04-2009, 6:13 PM

A gargoyle.

A dragon.

A unicorn.

And, perhaps, some sort of man-eating, sentient flower.

http://limbocomics.squarespace.com/c...edo-kanye.html

teamcayne · 11-04-2009, 6:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmk

I personally like the Saber Tooth Tiger

Their teeth are freakin' AMAZING.

We're only seeing about 40% of those pig-stickers. The rest all runs way back into their skulls.

(What better way to anchor that which you frequently use to bite, rend, and utterly destroy?)

www.limbocomics.com

Varsity · 11-05-2009, 1:21 AM

Eats babies and doesn't afaid of anything