Urinal etiquette - Page 6

Quadros · 11-03-2009, 5:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Allen

This was almost everyday in my high school's bathrooms, along with the occasional piece of shit in the furthest stall smoking meth, the constant smoking of cigarettes and marijuana, constant fights, occasional knife fights, and never a hinged stall door.

I pretty much went to Rock & Roll High School... You know, sans the Ramones and the questionable plot. or really anything having to do with that movie. the title just fits more here.

My old school should fight your old school. Who ever loses, society wins.

Zebbs · 11-03-2009, 5:48 PM

My school had separate staff/student bathrooms but there were still the teachers who insisted on using the student ones.

DandieAngie · 11-03-2009, 6:07 PM

Kind of glad im a female. anywhoo
Sounds to me that the rules of the male public bathroom
Pretty basic;

*Go to a urinal/stall of your choice
*If you choose a urinal right by another person, and there is other availabe urinals, you might as well have 'dropped the soap'

*If there is no urinals that don't have people around them, don't look at the person next to you, or try to start a conversation.

*Clean off the pee on the toilet if you are mentally challanged[jk] and have problems aiming wipe off the toilet seat.

*Wash your hands.

All done!

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LandMarkMoon · 11-03-2009, 6:15 PM

Shut the fuck up.

Only men dictate the rules of the men's room.

Iiyama · 11-03-2009, 6:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DandieAngie

Kind of glad im a female. anywhoo
Sounds to me that the rules of the male public bathroom
Pretty basic;

*Go to a urinal/stall of your choice
*If you choose a urinal right by another person, and there is other availabe urinals, you might as well have 'dropped the soap'

*If there is no urinals that don't have people around them, don't look at the person next to you, or try to start a conversation.

*Clean off the pee on the toilet if you are mentally challanged[jk] and have problems aiming wipe off the toilet seat.

*Wash your hands.

All done!

Was it really necessary to use different colours and/or make a list summarising the thread?

LandMarkMoon · 11-03-2009, 7:15 PM

No but her vagina told her she must, so her brain did:

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Kind of glad im a female. anywhoo

DandieAngie · 11-03-2009, 9:08 PM

Oh, your cool. :/

Frobes · 11-03-2009, 10:38 PM

Ever since I watched that Men's Bathroom Etiquette video, I have abided by it's rules every time.

bono · 11-04-2009, 6:26 AM

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Originally Posted by HopenBroke

But isnt the button about chest height or lower.From what ive gathered, pub toilets are constantly having piss on the floor, wouldn't you slip?Why not use your elbow

True, whichever really. I am almost 7 foot with gorilla feet so its just easier to kick it. As a matter of fact I probably stand a better chance of slipping into a sea of piss if I try to bend down to elbow the button! That would require more concentration and aim which are 2 things I can seldomly do when I visit such fine establishments as pubs. For some reason.

Iiyama · 11-04-2009, 9:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DandieAngie

Oh, your cool. :/

Too easy.

chibot2000 · 11-04-2009, 1:00 PM

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Originally Posted by HopenBroke

I used to in my old school use the girls toilets because there was a rumor that a kitten got flushed down the toilets through one of these so i felt bad peeing on it for awhile(this was like 2 weeks) eventually i decided its far away from my schools plumbing system and went back to peeing happily ever after

Im going to be honest, the only place I've ever seen such a contraption was in France when I was like 12. I was really scared/confused/angry and wondered why the French have to be so French.

Damn French

chibot2000 · 11-04-2009, 1:03 PM

Just to clarify, I was confused and scared because it looks like a normal toilet thats stuck in a sink whole.

LandMarkMoon · 11-04-2009, 1:29 PM

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Originally Posted by chibot2000

Im going to be honest, the only place I've ever seen such a contraption was in France when I was like 12. I was really scared/confused/angry and wondered why the French have to be so French.

Damn French

I think that's a Turkish bathroom.

chibot2000 · 11-04-2009, 3:56 PM

But seriously.... what is that type of toilet called? Because I want to get them removed from the world.
"Vote chibot for World Leader and I'll remove all .........s from the world!"
I could so be a politician (and claim like £1m on expenses a year for hot beef injections for my gay brother)

PS I don't have a gay brother.

occultculture · 11-04-2009, 4:00 PM

Oh my God, I hate those toilets.
Always think that I'm not actually sitting on a toilet, which makes it impossible to go.

LandMarkMoon · 11-04-2009, 4:06 PM

I like 'em, it helps me practice sniping for MW2.

griff · 11-04-2009, 11:24 PM

wow. six pages of how to piss in a bathroom. one very odd topic for an entire thread.

Allen · 11-05-2009, 1:30 AM

And it pretty much stayed on topic, which is odd for any thread here.

chibot2000 · 11-05-2009, 4:59 AM

I found another rule which is often forgotten about, and unless it happens to you or your told, you won't know.
If your at a bar or a club etc and have finished your business, (after washing your hands you gorrilla) when opening the door: let anyone who is attempting to get in to the bathroom in first.
You don't know why theyre going in there, they may seem calm... or they may be about to throw up. Trying to push past someone whos about to throw up and essentially blocking their route is a BAD move. (unless you like looking in a mirror and seeing what someone else ate for breakfast)

chibot2000 · 11-05-2009, 4:59 AM

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Gefilte · 11-05-2009, 5:36 AM

If you're out somewhere drunk, don't wash your dick in the sink. It might seem like a good idea but if someone walks in, your reaction time in covering up will be somewhat retarded and can lead to an embarrassing and or funny incident, dependent on how drunk you are.

LandMarkMoon · 11-05-2009, 7:54 AM

This is a thread about peeing at a urinal, not washing your cock in the sink. There is no correlation. Peeing in a urinal has rules, you have to follow them and if you don't go pee sitting down. As for you washing your cock in the sink, that has just one rule, don't do it unless you put your cock in the sewer, or a dude.

Pencil · 11-05-2009, 8:13 AM

Why would you wash your dick in the sink in a public bathroom anyway?

LandMarkMoon · 11-05-2009, 8:19 AM

Because he thought this was the dirty fuck's confessionals thread.

Edit: Do you guys hate it when the IR sensor doesn't work and you end up in front of a stall full of piss.

Rule: Don't piss in it unless you know its working.

Grogerian · 11-05-2009, 8:42 AM

There is a bathroom at my university with a stall that contains 1 toilet, and 2 urinals. There is also a womans bathroom in the same building that has a stall with 2 toilets in it.

Tyler_Legrand · 11-05-2009, 8:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Grogerian

There is a bathroom at my university with a stall that contains 1 toilet, and 2 urinals. There is also a womans bathroom in the same building that has a stall with 2 toilets in it.

chibot2000 · 11-05-2009, 9:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyler_Legrand

Yeah I was literally thinking the same thing. Its not really relevant, although it is topical. It didn't actually add ANYTHING to the convo. And besides, some sick fuck just admitted to washing his dick in a public toilet. Thats MUCH more interesting than your uni bathrooms.

Gefilte · 11-05-2009, 7:34 PM

Cleaning up is part of the urinal experience, and I just don't think giving it a shake is enough. You should always wash your dick.

griff · 11-05-2009, 11:54 PM

search "funny urinals" on google and there is a urinal hanging on a wall touching another urinal in a corner.

LandMarkMoon · 11-06-2009, 3:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyler_Legrand

chibot2000 · 11-06-2009, 5:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Gefilte

Cleaning up is part of the urinal experience, and I just don't think giving it a shake is enough. You should always wash your dick.

Well in that case i definitely think girls should have the facilities to wash their vaginas. Lets be honest. At least our sexual organs are on the outside, so they can get a good ol' wash in the shower.
Women only get a full wash once a month. A nice bloody wash.
They should make something that makes vagina not taste awful :/

LandMarkMoon · 11-06-2009, 5:22 AM

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Originally Posted by chibot2000

Well in that case i definitely think girls should have the facilities to wash their vaginas. Lets be honest. At least our sexual organs are on the outside, so they can get a good ol' wash in the shower.

Women only get a full wash once a month. A nice bloody wash.

Is that a rule?

They should make something that makes vagina not taste awful :/

Smint

HopenBroke · 11-06-2009, 8:25 AM

Isn't that what a douche is for to clean that white gooey cave?ahaha i was pissing at the through that day two guys walked in both the stalls were taken i stared them down and they walked out is that 'legal'?

cptlol · 11-06-2009, 1:52 PM

The worst thing I've ever seen in a toilet would have to be either semen or blood, maybe shit/piss mix.

I can't understand how people can have sex in a toiletstall, it's small, smelly and disgusting. A blowjob is all I've ever gotten and I don't plan on fucking there.

Cockwashing is mandatory, preferably by another bloke but if there's no one willing, throw your dong in the sink. Use hot water, but not too hot. Stop smegma by adding sulfuric acid.