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Old 10-28-2009, 7:28 PM       Post #641  
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That's sickening.

Anyways, Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the death of a toddler.

Also, family togetherness at it's best.


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Old 10-28-2009, 7:53 PM       Post #642  
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As many as 20 people either watched or took part in gang rape of 15 year-old girl.

What a damn shame.
Yeah fuck, I just heard of that on youtube.

What the fuck is wrong with people, how the fuck can you sit down and watch/participate in raping her.
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Old 10-28-2009, 8:09 PM       Post #643  
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Wait wait wait, back to what Kass posted. Is this real? Has there been any kind of confirmation? Does anyone know how reliable this source is?

Surely if it were true we'd have heard more about it, right? Real extraterrestrial life? Holy shit.


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Old 10-28-2009, 9:59 PM       Post #644  
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A 1-year old? How was he supposed to say, let alone comprehend, Amen? That's messed up.

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Yeah fuck, I just heard of that on youtube.

What the fuck is wrong with people, how the fuck can you sit down and watch/participate in raping her.
Most stories and taking it as a case of mob mentality and crowd syndrome. As more people gathered the more people thought someone else would stop it. And when no one stopped it, more people began to think of it as "ok" behavior. But damn. It went on for 2 whole hours.
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:30 PM       Post #645  
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Yeah, the so-called Bystander effect. Load of horseshit, if I saw something like that happen near me to a little girl there would be blood. Fucking hell, what if it was their sister or relative that was happening to.
Fucking inbred trash.


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Old 10-29-2009, 7:54 AM       Post #646  
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The psychology behind the 'bystander' effect is pretty set. If something is shocking enough, the system is unable to process in a normal sense. You can say you'll act a certain way, I am utterly disgusted as well, but the moment won't necessarily allow for it.


This is why it's important to write things down.


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Old 10-29-2009, 8:16 AM       Post #647  
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Wow, only in India.


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Old 10-29-2009, 8:18 PM       Post #648  
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Katie Piper, anyone?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/pr...ie_piper.shtml


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Old 10-29-2009, 8:22 PM       Post #649  
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Already posted.
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Old 10-29-2009, 8:37 PM       Post #650  
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Already posted.
Ah, well I didn't feel like lurking every single page.


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Old 10-29-2009, 8:52 PM       Post #651  
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This is a bit FORKED up.


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Old 10-29-2009, 9:12 PM       Post #652  
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She should stick to cock. Much less painful.
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Old 10-31-2009, 5:27 PM       Post #653  
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Hobos and ferrets FTW.



Edited Note Last edited by RobannTheMan : 10-31-2009 at 5:29 PM. (Because I wanted to?)
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Old 11-01-2009, 8:37 AM       Post #654  
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I thought this was pretty fucked up.


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Old 11-01-2009, 2:29 PM       Post #655  
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Weird ! I guess !


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Old 11-01-2009, 3:06 PM       Post #656  
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33519617...ws-weird_news/

Stupid burglars are stupid.


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Old 11-01-2009, 3:07 PM       Post #657  
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Weird ! I guess !
That bitch puts my pet WHALE to shame.
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Old 11-01-2009, 3:11 PM       Post #658  
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Wouldn't he have smelled all that bacon cooking?


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Old 11-01-2009, 3:27 PM       Post #659  
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You can eat bacon raw.


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Old 11-01-2009, 3:27 PM       Post #660  
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The fat bitch probably ate it RAW in a roll. 'Snack', fuck.


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Old 11-01-2009, 3:30 PM       Post #661  
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5 pounds raw? Holy fuck.


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Old 11-03-2009, 10:30 AM       Post #662  
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New Zealanders are an odd bunch.


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Old 11-03-2009, 10:40 AM       Post #663  
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What is that woman trying to do? The money is gone, it was given to her. There is no way at all she is getting it back, I don't see what she is trying to accomplish.


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Old 11-03-2009, 10:42 AM       Post #664  
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Don't be silly.

Women marry you for love not for money.


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Old 11-03-2009, 1:59 PM       Post #665  
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Teens Cited for Rapping Order at McDonalds


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Old 11-03-2009, 4:35 PM       Post #666  
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I'm not sure why, but there have been at least two reported cases in the past 5 years of kids loading their squirt guns with gasoline and spraying each other. They then proceed to light each other on fire. Oddly enough, they both happened one town over on the same street.


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Old 11-03-2009, 4:58 PM       Post #667  
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I didn't want to start a new thread about this so I'm just posting it here.

The judge who denied the interracial couple a marriage license has officially resigned.


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Old 11-03-2009, 6:28 PM       Post #668  
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This is the best one I've seen:


EDIT: I just found another one:
Thats...wow...um?

that sounds like a bedtime story that would be used to scare children into not jumping weirdly on a trampoline.


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Old 11-03-2009, 9:11 PM       Post #669  
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Double whammy for tossed out toddler.

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!


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Old 11-03-2009, 10:07 PM       Post #670  
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Planning on spending a night in the space hotel?


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Old 11-04-2009, 2:44 AM       Post #671  
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Just posted this as a thread without realising that of course this is a news thing and so this case of bad driving should of been posted here. Its quite a good case of the domino effect and bad driving


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Old 11-04-2009, 8:22 AM       Post #672  
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Just posted this as a thread without realising that of course this is a news thing and so this case of bad driving should of been posted here. Its quite a good case of the domino effect and bad driving
I saw that elsewhere, but damn, forklifts really aren't that hard to drive. Unless the guy was drunk on the job (which wouldn't surprise me, it is Russia) this never should have happened.


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Old 11-04-2009, 9:58 AM       Post #673  
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I would probably give that baby away too, but not leave it on the fucking street.


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Old 11-04-2009, 10:00 AM       Post #674  
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I feel sorry for the baby man, I hope they can take the other head off without hurting the poor fella/lass.


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Old 11-05-2009, 7:20 PM       Post #675  
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Did you guys hear about the man who was forced to drink molten gold?
On list of unusual deaths, Wikipedia.


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Old 11-06-2009, 9:40 AM       Post #676  
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Did you guys hear about the man who was forced to drink molten gold?
On list of unusual deaths, Wikipedia.
Think the guy who did the autopsy took any?


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Old 11-08-2009, 2:17 PM       Post #677  
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Think the guy who did the autopsy took any?
Would it be golden piss, or golden shit?

Or just golden esophagus?


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Old 11-08-2009, 5:57 PM       Post #678  
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Thats...wow...um?

that sounds like a bedtime story that would be used to scare children into not jumping weirdly on a trampoline.
How do people not know by now that this story, which has been bouncing around the internet for years, is a spoof?
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Old 11-08-2009, 7:20 PM       Post #679  
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Whoever would do this needs to have their knees broken.


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Old 11-09-2009, 12:25 AM       Post #680  
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How do people not know by now that this story, which has been bouncing around the internet for years, is a spoof?
People don't read their snopes.
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