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Old 11-03-2009, 5:42 PM       Post #1  
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Help me out here.

Every day I get tired an hour earlier, and it's unbearable sleepiness.
Like, all of a sudden I can hardly keep my eyes open.
Still, I wait it out until when I usually go to bed.

But then I wake up an hour earlier every morning, unable to sleep any more, despite being tired into the point of insanity.


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Old 11-03-2009, 5:48 PM       Post #2  
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Sounds like you have a case of the being a faggots.
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Old 11-03-2009, 5:49 PM       Post #3  
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Old 11-03-2009, 5:51 PM       Post #4  
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Old 11-03-2009, 5:52 PM       Post #5  
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Old 11-03-2009, 5:53 PM       Post #6  
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Old 11-03-2009, 5:53 PM       Post #7  
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Old 11-03-2009, 5:53 PM       Post #8  
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Old 11-03-2009, 5:53 PM       Post #9  
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Old 11-03-2009, 5:57 PM       Post #10  
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Old 11-03-2009, 6:55 PM       Post #11  
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Old 11-03-2009, 7:25 PM       Post #12  
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may i suggest:
1 - spending a few minutes in the gym 3-4 mornings a week, and

2 - fap
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Old 11-03-2009, 7:53 PM       Post #13  
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may i suggest:
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2 - fap
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Old 11-03-2009, 7:55 PM       Post #14  
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Old 11-03-2009, 7:55 PM       Post #15  
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Old 11-03-2009, 8:02 PM       Post #16  
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Old 11-03-2009, 8:03 PM       Post #17  
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Old 11-03-2009, 8:04 PM       Post #18  
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Old 11-03-2009, 8:07 PM       Post #19  
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Old 11-03-2009, 8:08 PM       Post #20  
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Old 11-03-2009, 8:09 PM       Post #21  
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Advanced sleep phase syndrome Classification and external resources ICD-9 327.32 MeSH D020178 Advanced sleep phase syndrome (ASPS), also known as the advanced sleep-phase type (ASPT) of circadian rhythm sleep disorder, is a condition in which patients feel very sleepy early in the evening (e.g. 18:00-19:00) and wake up very early in the morning (e.g. 03:00).
ASPS is frequently encountered in the elderly and in post-menopausal women. It can be treated pharmacologically, with evening bright lights, or behaviorally with chronotherapy or free-running sleep.
[edit] Familial advanced sleep phase syndrome

In 1999, Louis Ptáček’s research group at the University of California, San Francisco reported findings of a human circadian rhythm disorder showing a familial tendency. The disorder was characterized by a life-long pattern of sleep onset around 7:30pm and offset around 4:30am. Among three lineages, 29 people were identified as affected with this familial advanced sleep-phase syndrome (FASPS), and 46 were considered unaffected. The pedigrees demonstrated FASPS to be a highly penetrant, autosomal dominant trait.[1]
Two years after reporting the finding of FASPS, Ptáček’s and Fu's groups published results of genetic sequencing analysis on a family with FASPS. They genetically mapped the FASPS locus to chromosome 2q where very little human genome sequence was then available. Thus, they identified and sequenced all the genes in the critical interval. One of these was Period2 (Per2). Sequencing of the hPer2 gene revealed a serine-to-glycine point mutation in the CKI binding domain of the hPER2 protein that resulted in hypophosphorylation of Per2 in vitro.
In 2005, Fu's and Ptáček’s labs reported discovery of a different mutation causing FASPS. This time, CKIδ was implicated, demonstrating an A-to-G missense mutation that resulted in a threonine-to-alanine alteration in the protein. The evidence for both of these reported causes of FASPS is strengthened by the absence of said mutations in all tested control subjects and by demonstration of functional consequences of the respective mutations in vitro. Fruit flies and mice engineered to carry the human mutation also demonstrated circadian phenotypes although the mutant flies had a long circadian period while the mutant mice had a shorter period.The differences between flies and mammals that account for this difference are not known. Most recently, Ptáček and Fu reported additional studies of the human Per2 S662G mutation and generation of mice carrying the human mutation. These mice had a circadian period almost 2 hours shorter than wild-type animals. Genetic dosage studies of CKIδ on the Per2 S662G mutation revealed that CKIδ is having opposite effects on Per2 levels depending on the sites on Per2 that CKIδ is phosphorylating.[4]
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Old 11-03-2009, 9:14 PM       Post #22  
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Old 11-03-2009, 9:18 PM       Post #23  
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work out in the mornings, eat a heavy breakfast, nap in the afternoon for atleast an hour, try reading before you need to go to bed

another suggestion in stay out of your bedroom as much as possible and NEVER do homework or other mental activities in bed, always sit at a desk or whathaveyou
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Old 11-03-2009, 9:26 PM       Post #24  
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Old 11-03-2009, 9:27 PM       Post #25  
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Old 11-03-2009, 9:28 PM       Post #26  
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Old 11-03-2009, 9:31 PM       Post #27  
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Old 11-04-2009, 6:32 AM       Post #30  
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Old 11-04-2009, 7:49 AM       Post #31  
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