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Old 11-04-2009, 10:29 AM       Post #281  
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No she can't, she's an attention whore without a profile picture, pretty sure that makes her ugly as shit.
Call me what you will. I don't have a profile picture because I can only access this forum via school and I don't really have any pics of myself on the school comps. If I could access the forum at home, I would.


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Old 11-04-2009, 10:34 AM       Post #282  
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Wait Oogieboogie, how old are you?


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Old 11-04-2009, 10:37 AM       Post #283  
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18. Just.


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Old 11-04-2009, 10:39 AM       Post #284  
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Legal age for pornography then. Now that you're single you should move to LA and be a pornstar, since you're into all that. You'll own multiple houses within a year.


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Old 11-04-2009, 10:40 AM       Post #285  
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This is why you just avoid boys.

So my apartment (that I'm not living in for another 5 weeks) was being invaded with earwigs, centipede, millipedes, those stupid Asian ladybugs, and some unknown bastards because it is on the basement level. I wasn't there, but apparently the apartment dudes came around and sprayed pesticides all around...

Neglecting to realize we have a cat.

Who was then wheezing and struggling to breathe, not moving around much and I totally thought he was going to die after receiving a call at 3AM telling me he was being taken to an emergency vet.

My poor little guy


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Old 11-04-2009, 10:41 AM       Post #286  
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I'm actually not all into that...I don't like porn. It bothers me.


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Old 11-04-2009, 10:42 AM       Post #287  
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Old 11-04-2009, 10:42 AM       Post #288  
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Young to be engaged. I think that makes your break up less sad. You narrowly escaped ruining your life.


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Old 11-04-2009, 10:45 AM       Post #289  
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I doubt you'd say that if you understood the relationship him and I used to have...six years down the drain...


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Old 11-04-2009, 10:49 AM       Post #290  
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I doubt you'd say that if you were the same age as me and could look back on what a overly angsty teen you were with embarressment.


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Old 11-04-2009, 10:51 AM       Post #291  
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I can already say that.

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Old 11-04-2009, 11:48 AM       Post #292  
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She's not a troll, she's a retard. The funniest thing about this is that she's really obviously completely serious.


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Old 11-04-2009, 12:47 PM       Post #293  
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How many women does it take to make a thread about sad shit, shit.

Today, there was some asian girl outside school talking to her boyfriend, I think he dumped her or some shit she was crying uncontrollably, when she walked away, she did it in a hurry and fell down the stairs.

Everyone rushed to her except the guy of course.


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Old 11-04-2009, 12:51 PM       Post #294  
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Hahahaha


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Old 11-04-2009, 12:59 PM       Post #295  
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pict...urns-sour.html

75% funny 25% sad but still xD


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Old 11-04-2009, 1:08 PM       Post #296  
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Oogie, fuck off.

Let's talk about dead pets.

My aunt had 2 dogs, one for aobut 15 years the other for 10, the older one got ran over by a car outside in front of the younger one and died. Later on that day, when my uncle was reversing out of the driveway, the dog ran under the car and was crushed.

I didn't really pay attention to the dogs when they were alive, but that is one fucking sad (although dog suicide is hilarious) story.


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Old 11-04-2009, 1:20 PM       Post #297  
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Those are some stupid dogs. What were they chihuahua's?


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Old 11-04-2009, 1:50 PM       Post #298  
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This is why you just avoid boys.

So my apartment (that I'm not living in for another 5 weeks) was being invaded with earwigs, centipede, millipedes, those stupid Asian ladybugs, and some unknown bastards because it is on the basement level. I wasn't there, but apparently the apartment dudes came around and sprayed pesticides all around...

Neglecting to realize we have a cat.

Who was then wheezing and struggling to breathe, not moving around much and I totally thought he was going to die after receiving a call at 3AM telling me he was being taken to an emergency vet.

My poor little guy
I would kill the apartment dudes if they did that to my cat.
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Old 11-04-2009, 1:51 PM       Post #299  
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I would kill the apartment dudes if they did that to my cat.
Seriously. Is there any legal action you can take, no suggesting you should, but more curious if there actually is.
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Old 11-04-2009, 3:27 PM       Post #300  
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Those are some stupid dogs. What were they chihuahua's?
Jack Russells, the first one got completely destroyed by a speeding car, the second one was supposedly crying for like the entire day and then ran at the wheels of the car.


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Old 11-04-2009, 3:29 PM       Post #301  
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Man my old cat was less of a pussy.

And he was a fucking CAT.


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Old 11-04-2009, 3:44 PM       Post #302  
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This thread hasn't been sad since the Fresh Prince


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Old 11-04-2009, 4:08 PM       Post #303  
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Yes, we were. Remember, I've known him for six years, and we've been best friends for five and half of those six years.
Who the fuck cares? The only sad part about it is how pathetic you sound.


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Old 11-04-2009, 4:41 PM       Post #304  
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How the fuck? There's no way you could smoke enough weed to fuck with your neurochemistry that badly. The schizophrenia must've been there beforehand.
Well you could be right for all i know, he never was the sharpest knife in the draw from what i knew of him. Plus i dont know the half of what went on in that household during that year or so, so yeah it could be a number of other factors. Im no biologist or some shit.

My point was what a shame it is to see someone with such a bright future completely fuck himself on drugs (he probably did other drugs for all i know). But i never knew him too well so it never hung on my conscience.


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Old 11-04-2009, 4:50 PM       Post #305  
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So. He wasnt the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he was the smartest kid in the class.. whaaaaat?


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Old 11-04-2009, 4:56 PM       Post #306  
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I meant socially.


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Old 11-04-2009, 8:28 PM       Post #307  
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Schizophrenia is caused by genetics, neurobiology and early environmental factors. It most often develops in late adolescence or early adulthood. Drug and alcohol abuse is typical pre-diagnosis, as those who suffer with the disorder try to self medicate. So he would have developed schizophrenia anyway. If the marijuana had anything to do with his disorder, it would be because he was trying to treat the anxiety or depression that is associated with the pre-onset phase. Not that that makes it any less sad. Schizophrenia is a horrible disorder.


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Old 11-04-2009, 8:53 PM       Post #308  
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Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of disappointed shells that dropped behind.

GAS! Gas! Quick, boys!-- An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime.--
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.


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Old 11-04-2009, 8:59 PM       Post #309  
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That wasn't sad, just confusing. Those are lyrics I take it?


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Old 11-04-2009, 9:00 PM       Post #310  
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Ok, it's a poem. Also it's not confusing.

edit: "Dulce et Decorum est Pro Potria Mori" roughly translates into "it's honorable to fight and die for your country"


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Old 11-04-2009, 9:05 PM       Post #311  
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Did you write it yourself?


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Old 11-04-2009, 9:08 PM       Post #312  
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Did you write it yourself?
NOoooooo....This was written by Wilfred Owen, a soldier in WWI. It's about the horrors of war and how the promise of grandeur and heroism while serving in the army is just an illusion!
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Old 11-04-2009, 9:52 PM       Post #313  
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I just did a project on Owen for my poetry class and I did a reading including that poem. Eerie.


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Old 11-04-2009, 10:11 PM       Post #314  
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NOoooooo....This was written by Wilfred Owen, a soldier in WWI. It's about the horrors of war and how the promise of grandeur and heroism while serving in the army is just an illusion!
I've read that before. In the context it really is horrific and sad.
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:00 AM       Post #315  
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Yeah, that is a powerful poem.


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Old 11-05-2009, 1:47 AM       Post #316  
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This is my life, and that my friends is the saddest fact of them all.
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Old 11-05-2009, 1:53 AM       Post #317  
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Well you could be right for all i know, he never was the sharpest knife in the draw from what i knew of him. Plus i dont know the half of what went on in that household during that year or so, so yeah it could be a number of other factors. Im no biologist or some shit.

My point was what a shame it is to see someone with such a bright future completely fuck himself on drugs (he probably did other drugs for all i know). But i never knew him too well so it never hung on my conscience.
Sounds like you aren't the sharpest either. It's drawer.
Also, one of my textbooks states that recruits into the Swedish army who had smoked weed 50+ times in their lifetime had a 670% higher incidence of schizophrenia than nonsmoking peers.....Individuals who abuse weed in adolescence, especially prior to 15 had a significantly higher risk of schizophrenia. That was somewhat word for word.


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Old 11-05-2009, 3:44 AM       Post #318  
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Yeah, but they're Swedes.


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Old 11-05-2009, 3:59 AM       Post #319  
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Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of disappointed shells that dropped behind.

GAS! Gas! Quick, boys!-- An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime.--
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
I knew a simple soldier boy
Who grinned at life in empty joy,
Slept soundly through the lonesome dark,
And whistled early with the lark.

In winter trenches, cowed and glum,
With crumps and lice and lack of rum,
He put a bullet through his brain.
No one spoke of him again.

You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye
Who cheer when soldier lads march by,
Sneak home and pray you'll never know
The hell where youth and laughter go.


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Old 11-05-2009, 4:49 AM       Post #320  
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