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Since Jan 2005 Location your all just pissed you can't fucking look like me youre all fucking pussies
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so i was taking a shit right and it felt reaaally good. i took the first wipe and it was great but when i looked between my legs at the paper there was fucking blood on it and i was like FUCK.
i told myself not to panic and went for another wipe (gotta be scientific about these things dontchaknow), this time there was blood on the base of my thumb so i was like WHAT and turned around and it was just like an ingrown hair or something on my butt cheek which was bleeding. phew.
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11-07-2009, 3:56 AM
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also i know that its still gross but at least the blood didn't originate from my anus
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11-07-2009, 3:57 AM
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Man period
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11-07-2009, 3:57 AM
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write a song about it
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11-07-2009, 3:58 AM
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11-07-2009, 4:07 AM
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yeah this one time i had sharp shit in my shit and i cut my anus and it bled
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11-07-2009, 4:10 AM
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Ingrown hair scares me, I've never had one
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11-07-2009, 4:12 AM
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Chews Turds For Fun
Since Jan 2005 Location your all just pissed you can't fucking look like me youre all fucking pussies
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11-07-2009, 4:13 AM
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Chews Turds For Fun
Since Jan 2005 Location your all just pissed you can't fucking look like me youre all fucking pussies
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11-07-2009, 4:16 AM
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Chews Turds For Fun
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i know everything i do is amazing
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11-07-2009, 4:16 AM
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would you chew turds with your blood in them?
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11-07-2009, 4:18 AM
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Since Nov 2006 Location Your gf's vag
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exetra is a man of many talents
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11-07-2009, 4:18 AM
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mostly drawing dicks, making music and taking bloody shits.
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11-07-2009, 4:19 AM
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maybe you have hemroids exe
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11-07-2009, 4:19 AM
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you wipe your butt by putting your hand down between your legs?
i go to the back and right
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11-07-2009, 4:20 AM
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Chews Turds For Fun
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yes
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11-07-2009, 4:21 AM
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Chews Turds For Fun
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11-07-2009, 4:33 AM
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MY BLOODY SHITS
MY BLOODY SHITS HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLOODY BLOODY SHITS? MY BLOODY SHITS MY BLOODY SHITS MY SHITS ARE REALLY BLOODY |
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11-07-2009, 4:49 AM
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11-07-2009, 4:51 AM
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it makes sense if he wipes sitting down
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11-07-2009, 4:52 AM
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you've lift a sheltered life haven't you, rohan
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11-07-2009, 6:19 AM
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11-07-2009, 6:34 AM
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I'll wipe sitting down okay fucker I don't want to wipe fucking standing up it's annoying and atrocious as hell
I'm also not going to eat fucking steak it tastes faggy as far as I'm concerned. Fuck. |
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11-07-2009, 6:36 AM
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real men enjoy cramming meat down their throats every chance they get |
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11-07-2009, 6:37 AM
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11-07-2009, 6:37 AM
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steak tastes faggy?
well i better starting gobbling some fags because steak is fucking awesome!!
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11-07-2009, 6:59 AM
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Contrary to my posts, I'm NOT an infant with Downs
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you can start off with me slothy
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11-07-2009, 8:04 AM
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11-07-2009, 11:33 AM
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You should go get the ingrown checked, they will either cut it out if it's too big, or prescribe antibiotics.
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11-07-2009, 2:17 PM
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chews turds for blood
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