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Old 11-01-2009, 7:51 PM       Post #1  
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I don't understand it.

Why can't you change your username on this forum? I would like to change mine to Kasplazm for corporate reasons.

And that's what I want for Christmas.
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Old 11-01-2009, 7:52 PM       Post #2  
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This is so not worth it's own thread, but if you really want a new username, make a new account.


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Old 11-01-2009, 7:56 PM       Post #3  
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But then I would be treated differently, like all the people who came to the forums from Youtube.


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Old 11-01-2009, 7:58 PM       Post #4  
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I got my name changed twice


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Old 11-01-2009, 7:59 PM       Post #5  
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That's fantastic.


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Old 11-01-2009, 8:02 PM       Post #6  
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But then I would be treated differently, like all the people who came to the forums from Youtube.
What? I've never heard of you. I doubt anyone would really care either.
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Old 11-01-2009, 8:07 PM       Post #7  
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What? I've never heard of you. I doubt anyone would really care either.
Dido. I've never heard of you either. But when people see the join date, they think they are retards if it is below a year.
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Old 11-01-2009, 8:10 PM       Post #8  
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Dido. I've never heard of you either. But when people see the join date, they think they are retards if it is below a year.
I think anyone who came after me was a retard. The rest of the forum thinks the same.
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Old 11-01-2009, 8:11 PM       Post #9  
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I think anyway who came after me was a retard. The rest of the forum thinks the same.
I'm not sure what to think here.
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Old 11-01-2009, 8:14 PM       Post #10  
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I'm not sure what to think here.
I think you're thinking the same thing as him, rendering him as what he claims not to be.
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Old 11-01-2009, 8:18 PM       Post #11  
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Anyone who came to the forums after early 2008 came from Youtube or Newgrounds or something. So I wouldn't worry either way.


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Old 11-01-2009, 8:19 PM       Post #12  
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I got my name changed twice
Spastic Colon, Spastic, Explololol, Buttstache, and Spastic again. BEAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
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Old 11-01-2009, 8:20 PM       Post #13  
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Dido. I've never heard of you either. But when people see the join date, they think they are retards if it is below a year.
Anyone who thinks that is a retard.
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I think anyone who came after me was a retard. The rest of the forum thinks the same.
This is true for me also.
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Old 11-01-2009, 8:21 PM       Post #14  
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I want to change mine to Mr. Ballsucker!


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Old 11-01-2009, 8:22 PM       Post #15  
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Spastic Colon, Spastic, Explololol, Buttstache, and Spastic again. BEAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
Mr Anorexia, Rob, Testicle Face, (can't remember some other name change thread name), back to Mr Anorexia, Abe Vigoda.


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Old 11-01-2009, 8:23 PM       Post #16  
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Anyone who came to the forums after early 2008 came from Youtube or Newgrounds or something. So I wouldn't worry either way.
Why did people come from Youtube?


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Old 11-01-2009, 8:27 PM       Post #17  
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I want to change mine to Mr. Ballsucker!


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Old 11-01-2009, 8:27 PM       Post #18  
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I think they were referring to the animated shorts.


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Old 11-01-2009, 8:27 PM       Post #19  
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or Dr. Octopus


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Old 11-01-2009, 8:28 PM       Post #20  
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Or Prof. Meth


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Old 11-01-2009, 9:44 PM       Post #21  
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Nobody cares what your name is if you suck.


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Old 11-01-2009, 10:01 PM       Post #22  
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Tweek.


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Old 11-01-2009, 10:40 PM       Post #23  
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Dido. I've never heard of you either. But when people see the join date, they think they are retards if it is below a year.
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Old 11-01-2009, 11:40 PM       Post #24  
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Okay, you can't change your username on a whim because if we all could do that nobody would know who anybody is, everyone would change it to something offensive, and make dumb gimmick accounts. If you suggest one goddamn feature to let us change them then I hope you die.

Second of all, it was easy to get your name changed before because if you asked Kwanza for a new name nicely he would gladly give it to you. Sadly, Kwanza seems to have died or something so now I'd suggest asking Matt or Rob or someone. Even though they may not respond, they're you're only bet.


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Old 11-01-2009, 11:47 PM       Post #25  
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Make sure to call them faggots and fat hairy assholes. You know, in jest.
They appreciate a good joke.


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Old 11-01-2009, 11:48 PM       Post #26  
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I asked a few times for a change to Metalhead. But nooooo.


I still have the fucking number.


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Old 11-01-2009, 11:51 PM       Post #27  
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I screwed up when I made this account. Can someone please make it Oooooof4life.

That would be so much better.


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Old 11-02-2009, 5:06 AM       Post #28  
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I slept with Kwanza to get my named changed.


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Old 11-02-2009, 7:54 AM       Post #29  
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Old 11-02-2009, 7:54 AM       Post #30  
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Yeah, but hes obviously been lurking since 06
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Old 11-02-2009, 8:17 AM       Post #31  
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I remember being Rob. Those were god times.


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Old 11-02-2009, 8:45 AM       Post #32  
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I slept with Kwanza to get my named changed.
Oh, nice! I slept with Kris
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Old 11-02-2009, 9:16 AM       Post #33  
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I told Matt one of his comics was okay.


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Old 11-02-2009, 9:16 AM       Post #34  
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I bathed in bleach later in the day to wash the shame off of me.


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Old 11-02-2009, 9:19 AM       Post #35  
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But seriously make a new account if you want a name change that bad.
No one knows who the fuck you are now anyway, you have nothing to lose.


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Old 11-07-2009, 12:47 PM       Post #36  
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Mr Anorexia, Rob, Testicle Face, (can't remember some other name change thread name), back to Mr Anorexia, Abe Vigoda.
Jewasaurus Rex, Uncircumsized, back to Jewasaurus Rex, now Hypnotic.
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Old 11-07-2009, 12:48 PM       Post #37  
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But seriously make a new account if you want a name change that bad.
No one knows who the fuck you are now anyway, you have nothing to lose.
And do this. No one will care.

/closed.
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