Jumping on the Bandwagon: an Interactive Story - Page 7

Kortu · 09-10-2009, 4:25 PM

Negotiate with terrorists.

Alternatively, ask him for a bag of 'jellybeans' to keep the Tropic Thunder references going.

Creatheist · 09-10-2009, 9:12 PM

check to see if the blood all over chris martin's head is made of corn syrup

Orcer · 09-10-2009, 10:00 PM

Start crying and hug the terrorist going into a sentimental breakdown because you were rude.

Tater2000 · 09-11-2009, 8:26 AM

I hated Trpoic Thunder. I hate Ben Stiller. Go punch Ben Stiller in teh face.

DoctorButt · 09-11-2009, 7:18 PM

Ask the nice man for his turban.

Applesauce · 09-11-2009, 7:34 PM

Beat him with Chris Martin's head. That'll show him for being a terrorist.

Tater2000 · 09-11-2009, 8:45 PM

Absolutely PERFECT time to actually use this post for the story!

Frobes · 09-12-2009, 5:48 PM

Fap.

Mustache · 09-12-2009, 6:23 PM

Jerk it.

Aztirith · 09-12-2009, 6:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustache

Jerk it.

Let them know you worth it, dust it off and jerk it.

matchai · 09-13-2009, 11:02 AM

Turn invisible!

a-lil-tot · 09-14-2009, 6:13 AM

Fuck with Osama bin Laden like Cartman did :D

Tater2000 · 09-14-2009, 7:41 AM

Maybe fapping isn't such a bad idea in this situation...

Yuoaman · 09-14-2009, 11:02 AM

Make the terrorist eat Chris Martin's head. Then steal his turban, no one but Thor may wear headgear in the presence of Thor.

matchai · 09-19-2009, 5:41 PM

Turn Invisible!

Kevdog · 09-19-2009, 9:31 PM

Check inventory.

matchai · 09-21-2009, 5:44 PM

Turn invisible!

USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST.
Reason: The joke is over.

Tater2000 · 09-21-2009, 8:15 PM

I've got one. Update the freakin story already, =P

PheX · 09-22-2009, 10:04 AM

kill Osama with your hammer, rip off his beard and stick it to your face using the last of your gum. Take his turban and make a video in which you show off Chris Martin's decapitated head and tell the world he's finally dead.

Then do a little dance to Sunday bloody sunday.

matchai · 09-24-2009, 7:42 PM

Turn invisible!

Tweek · 09-25-2009, 2:39 AM

Suck some dick.

BanMe · 09-28-2009, 1:46 PM

End the story, please. I lost it when thor gave the glasses too the orange one, i mean wth, tiny green guy would've looked wat cooler :)

-Courtzz · 09-29-2009, 12:07 AM

Grab a broom and shovel and clean it up just in-case you might have another chance
With the employee of the month.

droded · 10-02-2009, 12:20 AM

Zoom out to reveal that you are in fact on a hijacked plane.

matchai · 10-02-2009, 6:38 PM

Turn Invisible!

pure_hatred · 10-03-2009, 12:17 PM

Offer him the head of Chris Martin if he'll take you to Bin Laden.

andyp44 · 10-07-2009, 7:36 PM

Steal Bin Ladens Turban and hammer him into the portal then declare yourself terrorist king.

(fap if you have time)

Fobby120034 · 10-07-2009, 8:04 PM

Go back into the portal and end up in a C&H comic

matchai · 10-12-2009, 1:18 PM

Turn Invisible!

Mr.Monday · 11-05-2009, 7:36 AM

that guys head gear is probably loaded with stuff you can use later. beat him up and take it

Ihaveapenis · 11-05-2009, 4:46 PM

I would advise fapping. Or at least kicking off his turban in an epic fashion.

Me,Myself And I · 11-07-2009, 1:58 AM

Give him some five gum and while he is being shocked, knock him out with your hammer then steal his clothes.

detvarsomkatten · 11-09-2009, 2:15 PM

Make him eat his boss!

B3n · 11-11-2009, 5:59 PM

Make him ban Matchai because he quite obviously cannot turn invisible.