Grow a Moustache for Charity - Page 3

Tempest · 11-18-2009, 5:36 AM

Also get those weak-ass facial hairs out of here.

crimson_regrett · 11-18-2009, 5:42 PM

oh if shaving your legs counts I havn't done it all month...

mostly cuz I'm 6 months pregnant and cant really see what I'm doing anymore

Quadros · 11-18-2009, 5:47 PM

Unless your legs are on your face your sad life story is irrelevant.

I haven't shaved since early November, keep gay little 'stache for the event or shave that bitch off?

MataMuchoZombies · 11-18-2009, 9:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pachycephelosaurus

Is this intense-looking motherfucker one of you guys?

Thats me. Kind of jumped a bit when I saw this on this page without me posting.

Tempest · 11-18-2009, 9:28 PM

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Originally Posted by crimson_regrett

oh if shaving your legs counts I havn't done it all month...

mostly cuz I'm 6 months pregnant and cant really see what I'm doing anymore

Date of Birth:
March 9, 1993
Age:
16

Quadros · 11-18-2009, 9:33 PM

Wow, that kid has AWESOME prospects.

LandMarkMoon · 11-18-2009, 10:41 PM

Lots of things to look for in life. Great things. I have found my new idol.

venomfool · 11-18-2009, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

Date of Birth:
March 9, 1993
Age:
16

crimson_regrett
Her name is self-explanatory?

Quadros · 11-19-2009, 9:29 AM

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Originally Posted by venomfool

crimson_regrett
Her name is self-explanatory?

...she's a retard who can't spell? Because we got that she was retarded from the whole 'bragging on the internet about being pregnant at sixteen' thing.

SlothMan · 11-19-2009, 9:50 AM

Come on, guys. That little brat of hers will be paying our pensions some day.

LandMarkMoon · 11-19-2009, 9:51 AM

Hey who knows her kid might 'grow up' before her.

Quadros · 11-19-2009, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SlothMan

Come on, guys. That little brat of hers will be paying our pensions some day.

Not really sure how much 25% of a walmart paycheck will contribute to our retirement.

LandMarkMoon · 11-19-2009, 10:08 AM

More if all 16 year olds were as fruitful as her.

Tempest · 11-19-2009, 3:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SlothMan

Come on, guys. That little brat of hers will be sucking our penises some day.

Remote · 11-19-2009, 4:00 PM

I don't even wait a month to cut the hair on my head.

crimson_regrett · 11-19-2009, 4:51 PM

so your assumeing that since i made a mistake my daughter is going to end up working at wal-mart

and i know how to spell regret it was a typo

thanks assholes

Quadros · 11-19-2009, 4:55 PM

At least you got ridicule here, instead of pregnant. That's a step up. Plus totally didn't know you were having a daughter.

Tempest's right, she'll be a hooker.

LandMarkMoon · 11-19-2009, 4:57 PM

The best one in town. So don't worry, she will make more money than you. In an hour.

Iiyama · 11-19-2009, 5:37 PM

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Originally Posted by crimson_regrett

so your assumeing that since i made a mistake my daughter is going to end up working at wal-mart

and i know how to spell regret it was a typo

thanks assholes

I think they were assuming that since your child was a mistake, it'll end up working in Wal-Mart, or sucking dicks as Tempest said.

And yeah, you can't spell.

SlothMan · 11-20-2009, 5:34 AM

I hope you guys are nicer to your girlfriends when I accidentally get them pregnant at 16.

Klotblixt · 11-20-2009, 6:26 AM

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so your assumeing that since i made a mistake my daughter is going to end up working at wal-mart

and i know how to spell regret it was a typo

thanks assholes

Yes.

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I hope you guys are nicer to your girlfriends when I accidentally get them pregnant at 16.

Aww, that's so nice of you. Assuming we have girlfriends.