Badass video game characters. - Page 2

I_Smell · 06-20-2008, 12:23 PM

Gilius Thunderhead from Golden Axe.

For being able to throw guys three times his size and then beat them to death with the handle of his axe. Also rides dragons and is a 3 foot viking. And his name is "Gilius Thunderhead".

Pachycephelosaurus · 06-20-2008, 1:04 PM

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Zombie Liu Kang

It's Liu Kang, except he's a fuckin zombie.

I had an awesome dream about him last night thanks to this thread. It involved a large amount of ass-kicking. Thank you, Explosm.

junglebunny · 06-20-2008, 1:39 PM

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I had an awesome dream about him last night thanks to this thread. It involved a large amount of ass-kicking. Thank you, Explosm.

Sweet life.

Benjaman · 06-20-2008, 2:36 PM

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You idiots are still doing it wrong.

Zombie Liu Kang

It's Liu Kang, except he's a fuckin zombie.

Scorpion

GET OVER HIERRRRRRRR.

Sub-Zero

It's fuckin Sub-Zero.

Don't forget Kenshi.

He's blind and he's still as badass as any other MK chracter.

wasted space · 06-20-2008, 3:03 PM

Jackie from the darkness was a massive badass.

Dauntasa · 06-20-2008, 4:24 PM

This guy. He's flying on a motherfucking surfboard, killing radioactive mutants with a rocket launcher. That's about as badass as it gets.

I_Smell · 06-20-2008, 5:17 PM

Loses for having hair that looks like a Cornetto.

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I had an awesome dream about him last night thanks to this thread. It involved a large amount of ass-kicking. Thank you, Explosm.

What thef- You fucking queer.

Richard_Simmons · 06-20-2008, 11:36 PM

Niko Belic
Tommy Vercetti
Leon S. Kennedy
Master Chief
Kratos
Jack from Bioshock
Snake
Sam Fisher
Travis Touchdown
Ethan Thomas (Drunk version only)

Kenneh · 06-21-2008, 2:08 AM

This guy.

Tyler_Legrand · 06-21-2008, 2:33 AM

Looks more douchebag than badass

Sarge51 · 06-21-2008, 3:14 AM

I remember Tommy Vercetti to be more of a badass than that picture implies...

Kenneh · 06-21-2008, 3:26 AM

He'll fucking shoot you with his .357 if you call him names, bitch.

cabhats · 06-21-2008, 4:18 AM

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But Duke Nukem is my favorite. "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta' gum."

He even manages his badassery wearing my girlfriends red top. Only with slightly less cleavage.
I vote this too, it was my favorite game a long time ago.

vlackdrack · 06-21-2008, 11:39 PM

how did i forget to mention the great captain falcon from the f zero series nightmare from the sould edge-soul calibur series

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Absolute · 06-22-2008, 4:04 AM

Kupo · 06-22-2008, 5:55 AM

Guybrush Threepwood is badass to be fair, who else gets to fight Zombie/Ghost/Demon pirates on such a regular basis and come out laughing?

satansick · 06-22-2008, 6:12 AM

The postal dude

He kicks ass with a shovel and has kicks ass lines

'' You probaly thought you were going to die today , suprise ... ''

'' This is the first day of the end of your life ''

Clerlic · 06-22-2008, 6:18 AM

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-Commander Shepard (Mass Effect): Ok, yeah, plausibly you COULD make your version of Shepherd a wuss, but who wants to do that? Shepherd has the ability to kill off an entire colony of civilians just because they're in his way, commit genocide of an entire fucking species, doom another species, shoot an insubordinate team member in the face, allow the rulers of the galaxy to explode, and use his/her brain to throw people off cliffs. It doesn't get much better than that.

Not to mention the awesome comments that you can make him say.

Cristo · 06-22-2008, 6:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyler_Legrand

Looks more douchebag than badass

What did you just say?

Skelefunk · 06-22-2008, 7:26 AM

Don't argue.

Tyler_Legrand · 06-23-2008, 12:30 AM

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What did you just say?

The only thing he doesn't have is the popped collars, and they're pretty huge already.

Sarge51 · 06-23-2008, 12:40 AM

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The postal dude

He kicks ass with a shovel and has kicks ass lines

'' You probaly thought you were going to die today , suprise ... ''

'' This is the first day of the end of your life ''

Or when he pees:

"Now the flowers will grow."

"Oohohoh Yeaaah."

Or playing with the katana:

"Just call me Ginzu."

"Ooh! Edged weapon! Someone might lose a limb."

Futch · 06-23-2008, 9:13 PM

Joe Musashi.

A Ninja.

Named freaking Joe.

On a Surfboard.

Fucking up mechs.

BADASS.

MrDoctor · 06-23-2008, 10:05 PM

How could you guy's forget about Carmine.

Balkothdr · 06-23-2008, 10:19 PM

Cait Sith from FFVII- Fuck yeah.

But seriously, Jack the main character from Bioshock? He kicked ass by shooting bees from his hand. Let me repeat that. He shot goddamn bees from his goddamn hand. And Altair, from Assassin's Creed. Man, I wish i were him.

Richard_Simmons · 06-23-2008, 11:27 PM

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Cait Sith from FFVII- Fuck yeah.

But seriously, Jack the main character from Bioshock? He kicked ass by shooting bees from his hand. Let me repeat that. He shot goddamn bees from his goddamn hand. And Altair, from Assassin's Creed. Man, I wish i were him.

Ah fuck, I totally forgot about Altair. His wristblade thing is the coolest thing I've seen in a video game.

There is also Grey Fox. No further comment.

Sarge51 · 06-23-2008, 11:32 PM

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How could you guy's forget about Carmine.

How in the world did I forget about him! I love that guy! Even though he's not precisely a main character. But I still love him.

MrDoctor · 06-24-2008, 1:19 AM

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How in the world did I forget about him! I love that guy! Even though he's not precisely a main character. But I still love him.

I'm so glad they are bringing him back in gears 2.

Jasian · 06-24-2008, 1:39 AM

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How could you guy's forget about Carmine.

Fuck Carmine, the most badass character in Gears:

Here come the Cole Train, baby!

prf007 · 06-24-2008, 2:02 AM

Yeah, Cole Train is even better than Marcus or Dom. God I love the Cole train, baby.

satansick · 06-24-2008, 3:09 AM

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Or playing with the katana:

"Just call me Ginzu."

"Ooh! Edged weapon! Someone might lose a limb."

Cool you got AWP to?

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Crabstick · 06-24-2008, 3:51 AM

Leisure Suit Larry. Getting more pixelated poontang than anyone in history.

And yeah, Kratos from God of War. Anyone who's tough enough to swing around blades on the end of massive long fucking chains attached to the muscle and bone of his own fucking arm is pretty damn "badass".

Sarge51 · 06-24-2008, 4:30 AM

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Cool you got AWP to?

I pretty much had to get it. At the time I was a Postal 2 fanatic.

HappinessMan · 06-24-2008, 11:02 AM

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How could you guy's forget about Carmine.

How is Carmine badass? He got shot in the head by a sniper. They can't bring him back, he just looks like the generic COG Soldier

Grim · 06-24-2008, 4:25 PM

How can you people forget about the Weighted Companion Cube?

MrDoctor · 06-24-2008, 4:44 PM

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How is Carmine badass? He got shot in the head by a sniper. They can't bring him back, he just looks like the generic COG Soldier

No they are actually bring him back. They are gonna by saying he wasn't killed by the sniper. And he is badass.

NVM · 06-24-2008, 6:22 PM

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No they are actually bring him back. They are gonna by saying he wasn't killed by the sniper. And he is badass.

I did see a guy with the same helmet, but that doesn't mean he's back.
But I'm sure Epic will do something goofy but funny.

BKS · 06-24-2008, 7:23 PM

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Doomguy.

He's been deported to Mars for assaulting an officer and is forced to work a boring job there. He finally ends up killing and blowing up a shit load of demotic creatures coming out of gateways to Hell. That's fucking badass.

William "B.J." Blazkowicz.

An American soldier (Polish decent) shooting nazis and going one on one against the Führer who's wearing a robotic suit in order to escape alive.

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I agree wholeheartedly with both of these. Yet, I can't believe Roger Wilco was forgotten.

He's a fucking Janitor.

Who fucks shit up.