Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen: Disaster Movie

Hickabod · 06-25-2008, 3:58 PM

Hit the nail right on the head there, Matt!

That movie looks horrific. Falling Cow jokes? Jesus that hasn't been done since early 90's Sat AM cartoons (Earthworm Jim, anyone?)

Pyro · 06-25-2008, 4:04 PM

Couldn't agree with you more.

I thought meet the spartans and superhero movie were absolutely unbelievably awful, but that trailer just left me speechless. Were everyone on the set so damn afraid that they'll lose their job if they spoke the truth?

At least the name suits the movie perfectly.

Lag · 06-25-2008, 4:29 PM

<Paste complaints from past 5 years>

Besides that, there wasn't anything remotely related to any actual disaster movie. They're not even spoofing the movies they said they are anymore. It's just degenerated into "_____ Movie: Epic Movie again"

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PeperJohnny · 06-25-2008, 4:31 PM

Oh my god ive seen 2 movies of them Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie. This two movies were so horrible i couldnt imagine who wrote this bs**t

angler · 06-25-2008, 4:31 PM

Good god, not another movie by these two douche bags. I don't understand why people keep watching these spoof films. They find the trailers "funny", waste 10 dollars, leave in the first 15 minutes, and then go back when the next one comes out! Why encourage them to make more :(...

wilcarlie · 06-25-2008, 4:44 PM

man i cant believe this i got the cow from twister but what the hell do ironman and the hulk have to do with disaster movies?

uat2d · 06-25-2008, 5:14 PM

i liked Scary Movie 1 and Scary Movie 3... i've never seen any of the others though

i don't know much about cinema... shame on me on posting in a cinema thread

why do you complain so much about them? you only see their movies if you want to...

PS: W00T, my first post here! I love these comics...
PS 2: don't complain about me i'm don't know much of cinema and am just sharing my opinion... besides, i'm still a n00b

Greger · 06-25-2008, 5:15 PM

Holy crap, all they do is use jokes SOMEBODY ELSE MADE UP and use it in their crappy movie, hoping it to be funny.
Hell, Uwe boll got some serious fucking competition here!

mojoweub · 06-25-2008, 5:36 PM

i saw date movie and realized it was crap so now i just avoid all these dumb spoof movies... i wish we were back in the days of movies like airplane...

indus15 · 06-25-2008, 5:42 PM

I liked the scary movies and epic movie
but yeah disaster movie looks crappy

Balkothdr · 06-25-2008, 5:53 PM

I wish I could un-see the trailer it looks so bad.

TomSFox · 06-25-2008, 7:01 PM

Have you seen Maddox’s take on those Movie movies?

G-nius · 06-25-2008, 7:20 PM

Sometimes I think that if there was a God, he would force us to watch things like this to let us know the masses are idiots.

Veloxyll · 06-25-2008, 7:29 PM

That trailer...is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen.

And Uwe Boll doesn't have competition. He has been getting BETTER as he goes on. Those guys...have been getting WORSE.

I miss the days when parody movies were actually funny :(

2wired · 06-25-2008, 8:03 PM

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Originally Posted by wilcarlie

man i cant believe this i got the cow from twister but what the hell do ironman and the hulk have to do with disaster movies?

surely its the falling cow from EarthWorm Jim, no?

Feeltheride · 06-25-2008, 8:11 PM

WOW!! I wasted my time seeing Re-Vamped; but at least that was hilariously bad.
This just looks shitty bad! Are they the same guys that did Date Movie too? They both suck big, hairy, sweaty, smelly balls. I don't see how anyone could think this was remotely funny!

lukas · 06-25-2008, 9:04 PM

I wish I could un-see the trailer [2]

Ikin · 06-25-2008, 9:09 PM

That trailer made me physically sick. In fact, just thinking about the trailer makes me sick. God, this is going to be shit.

tunacake · 06-25-2008, 9:10 PM

I wonder when they're gonna stop being successful.

Ikin · 06-25-2008, 9:23 PM

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Originally Posted by tunacake

I wonder when they're gonna stop being successful.

When everyone with an IQ below 40 drops dead.

Raxo · 06-25-2008, 9:28 PM

Wow this movie looks pretty funny!

I love spoof movies!

Frobes · 06-25-2008, 9:52 PM

My eyes, they bleed!!!!!
I could make a better movie that hunk of decomposing turd.

Salad · 06-25-2008, 10:02 PM

Hahaha, they put a huge rock on Miley Cyrus.

It's funny because, uh, people know of her?

I don't even understand the thought process behind these "jokes" or why people continue to see these awful movies.

The incredible road map · 06-25-2008, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by uat2d

i liked Scary Movie 1 and Scary Movie 3... i've never seen any of the others though

i don't know much about cinema... shame on me on posting in a cinema thread

why do you complain so much about them? you only see their movies if you want to...

I'm sorry, flawed argument here. Why do we complain so much about them? Because movies like this are taking away money from potentially good movies.

And even if not for that, they're the cinematic equivalent of Middle ages.

Also, cow falling on Iron Man, rock falling on Miley Cyrus, Hulk destroying his shorts, car hitting Cinderella-like girl, Hancock hitting lamppost, Juno girl hitting Sarah Jessica Parker with her baby's foot.

That's hilarious. I mean, that's some deep stuff there.

GSOM · 06-25-2008, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by lukas

I wish I could un-see the trailer [2]

Is it possible for there to be a movie worse than Meet The Spartans?
With seeing this trailer the answer has become an apparent yes.

GirlsChoize · 06-25-2008, 10:39 PM

Matt nailed it, this is just awful.

I have to admit, I gave Spartans a try, that what a waste of time. I sure won't see that upcoming piece of crap.

floydian · 06-25-2008, 11:07 PM

Pathetic. These two "screenwriters couldn't make a good movie if someone sold it to them. They'd replace all the good jokes that make you think with gross out humor and disgusting slapstick humor nobody cared about to begin with

Praetorian · 06-25-2008, 11:45 PM

Sweet christ... this movie will end life as we know it.

ThePasserby · 06-25-2008, 11:45 PM

I think I just died a little inside from watching that trailer. Thankfully, the article was there to resurrect what it could.

GgNoRe · 06-26-2008, 12:53 AM

Complain all you want it won't make a difference, these people might have the worst sense of humor ever! but that doesn't mean they're stupid. Apparently a decent percentage of people are fucking morons and like this shit, so therefore they make movies that appeal to them.

It's a business, they make stupid movies because there are stupid people.

uat2d · 06-26-2008, 1:52 AM

this is weird, i've never seen any thread that most everyone agreed with... yes, it doesn't look good, but criticizing them like this? i mean, there are worse movies and you only see them if you want to. if you hate them and their movies, then don't see them!

PS: ...and don't be rude with me for having this opinion. i mean, i'm still a n00b and don't know yet how this role around here. also remember, it wasn't me who made the movie

;)

Turchenko · 06-26-2008, 1:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TomSFox

Have you seen Maddox’s take on those Movie movies?

exactly what i was thinking when i read that

somebody should start a petition to ban that movie before it starts taking up precious movie theater space

Spiffy13 · 06-26-2008, 3:33 AM

I am honestly speechless at how fucking horrific that movie looks...

rumelygirl · 06-26-2008, 4:48 AM

I find it interesting that walking back home from work half way through my shift yesterday I started thinking about american spoofs and how they HAVE to be made with 12 year olds in mind. Cause honestly, the must be the only one's the find this even remotely funny anymore.

I think calling movies such as this "shit" too nice of a word. They are more like diarrehal fluid that is only faintly coloured in shit. It's the stuff that comes out when you hope the end is near and you can finally flush and forget about it.

So, my friends, lets keep this in mind. This trash will keep coming out whether we want it too or not, but in 10 to 20 years it will be forgotten (until is so amazingly shitty that it gets remembered the same way as Attack of the Killer Tomatoes or Killer Klowns from Mars). In the future, if your children ever find a copy of this please contact me and I will gladly find my way to them and smack them in the head with a 2x4

ArrogantFool · 06-26-2008, 5:23 AM

Disturbing mental images with Juno's baby kicking Sarah Jessica Parker.
Excuse me while I go vomit.

I can only ask one question - WHY?

Quadros · 06-26-2008, 5:57 AM

Hey come on now guys, it might be funny...

cupidondylan · 06-26-2008, 9:36 AM

I watched the trailer and kept waiting for something funny to happen. Then it finished. I was still waiting.

I haven't seen any of these, and judging by that hunk of crap I'm not about to!

The incredible road map · 06-26-2008, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by uat2d

this is weird, i've never seen any thread that most everyone agreed with... yes, it doesn't look good, but criticizing them like this? i mean, there are worse movies and you only see them if you want to. if you hate them and their movies, then don't see them!

You totally missed my post, right?

Being a guy that will work in the cinema industry once I'm done with my studies, let me tell you it makes me die a little inside, knowing that money is taken away from potentially great movies for this kind of crap.

And ignoring crimes to humanity like that is not the way to go, unless you want us to stagnate forever in our pursuit of a greater good.

Phrozt · 06-26-2008, 11:15 AM

I just find it funny that when they used a man to spoof sarah jessica parker, she actually looked LESS manly...