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Round 1-Da_Artful_Dodger VS Relaps
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Old 07-05-2008, 2:46 AM       Post #1  
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Old 07-05-2008, 2:53 AM       Post #2  
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I'll kick this off, DAD. Waste no time.
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Old 07-05-2008, 3:26 PM       Post #3  
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Here we go.





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Old 07-05-2008, 3:38 PM       Post #4  
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I expected more bad-assery, Relaps. You're slippin up.
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Old 07-05-2008, 3:49 PM       Post #5  
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This is character development
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Old 07-05-2008, 3:49 PM       Post #6  
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I compensate for it by imagining that Amerimask has Adam West's voice.
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Old 07-05-2008, 4:18 PM       Post #7  
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Amerimask has Adam West's voice.
This is true.
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Old 07-05-2008, 5:03 PM       Post #8  
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Not Even Adam West would make that comic better for me. I just didn't find it funny.


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Old 07-05-2008, 5:55 PM       Post #9  
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I compensate by for it by imagining that Amerimask has Adam West's voice.
This actually works really well.

Ghetto Grim was one of my favourite entries but this character development tactic is working so far. Who knew Amerimask would be so deep?
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Old 07-05-2008, 6:36 PM       Post #10  
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Although it is the almighty relaps, I also fail to see the humor in this one, sorry. If this is character development though, that means relaps' next attack will be that much more epic!
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Old 07-05-2008, 8:33 PM       Post #11  
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Shit
Just before I clicked to go on explosm, I said to myself "Watch me end up against Relaps."
I wasn't expecting to be correct.

All right.
I'll get started.
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Old 07-05-2008, 9:25 PM       Post #12  
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I laughed at the "souvenirs" thing. It was a good intro. It'll get funnier as the tourney progresses.
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Old 07-05-2008, 9:42 PM       Post #13  
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Ah man! I want both you guys to go further in. I love both of the characters and the drawing styles. Anyway good comic Relaps. I actually found it funny unlike others.
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Old 07-05-2008, 10:32 PM       Post #14  
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I hope dodger's comeback is actually funny

I'm just not a fan of comics dragging out but maybe relaps has something good in the works.
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:38 PM       Post #15  
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Here's goes my first ever comic tournament comic.
ohmygodohmygodohmygod.

Here's the link if you don't want the stupid scroll bar.


http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/82742b363e.png



some people say they cant see the first link. so here's another


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Old 07-05-2008, 11:44 PM       Post #16  
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Haha, that was pretty awesome DAD. It was kind of short, but it did give me a good a chuckle.
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:46 PM       Post #17  
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I agree, that was by far the greatest, Dodger. Awesome work.
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:47 PM       Post #18  
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That was pretty fucking hilarious! But like Spastic said, it's a bit short. I love your character!
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Old 07-06-2008, 12:10 AM       Post #19  
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It was kind of short, but it did give me a good chuckle.
If I had a dime...

and it's character development, lay off.
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Old 07-06-2008, 12:14 AM       Post #20  
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I liked it. I liked Relaps's's's more though, just because of the 5 bullets reference.


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Old 07-06-2008, 12:19 AM       Post #21  
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I don't get how it's character development, but in any case it's getting interesting.
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Old 07-06-2008, 12:38 AM       Post #22  
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I laughed harder at Spastic's avatar than at either comic. I hope one of you blows the other away with the final attack because right now, given both of your high standards, neither one is very impressive.
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Old 07-06-2008, 12:44 AM       Post #23  
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It's on.
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Old 07-06-2008, 12:49 AM       Post #24  
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Excellent DAD! You're in the lead for me. I loved the katrina joke too, very funny.


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Old 07-06-2008, 1:07 AM       Post #25  
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I like DAD's better, so far.
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Old 07-06-2008, 1:09 AM       Post #26  
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This is my favorite fight so far.
The matchup is perfect, and both comics were great.
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Old 07-06-2008, 2:16 AM       Post #27  
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I laughed harder at Spastic's avatar than at either comic. I hope one of you blows the other away with the final attack because right now, given both of your high standards, neither one is very impressive.
You're right. I should've gone all in, considering this is the first comic of the first round and everything.
Chillax man.
If relaps's next comic is as awesome as I think it's gonna be, I might have to bring out shit I had planned for the finals.(I really wasn't expecting to go up against him.)

As easy as me and 'laps make this shit seem, it isnt.
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Old 07-06-2008, 3:59 AM       Post #28  
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Old 07-06-2008, 4:04 AM       Post #29  
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Nothing to say. At all.

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Old 07-06-2008, 4:06 AM       Post #30  
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...

Nothing to say. At all.
That a good thing or a bad thing.
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Old 07-06-2008, 4:06 AM       Post #31  
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If anyone is doubting the 'laps after that comic, you don't deserve internet.
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Old 07-06-2008, 4:12 AM       Post #32  
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Hehehe
Nice one relaps.
I'll get started on mine, but I have to work until 8pm (EST) tomorrow.
So don't wait up.
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Old 07-06-2008, 4:15 AM       Post #33  
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Good enough. Looking forward to the asskicking finale.
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Old 07-06-2008, 4:16 AM       Post #34  
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That a good thing or a bad thing.
I can't form a series of words describing what that was.


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Old 07-06-2008, 4:17 AM       Post #35  
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I thought it was mediocre until I looked back at the comic and realised he killed that citizen.
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Old 07-06-2008, 4:22 AM       Post #36  
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I can't form a series of words describing what that was.
So it left you speechless from awe. Gotcha.
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Old 07-06-2008, 5:35 AM       Post #37  
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Superhero killing citizen made me laugh, but the sound effects of the crashing building made me laugh harder.

And I don't know why...


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Old 07-06-2008, 5:40 AM       Post #38  
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Only Relaps can make muffler into a sound effect. Great stuff.


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Old 07-06-2008, 6:22 AM       Post #39  
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Good news guys.
Due to insomnia and excitement, I stayed up all night drawing this comic.
Fastest comic fight ever?

Anyway I got to link it due to it's kinda big and kinda NSFW.
sooooo...
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???!!

second link in case you can't see the ^ that one


EDIT: I don't think it came across in the comic well, but the "Wait a minute" is supposed to be an epiphany. He realized he's his father's son and thus has some powers. Namely dildowning powers.
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Old 07-06-2008, 6:24 AM       Post #40  
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DILDOWNED! Classic.
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