Worst Video Game Names

Badass_Shit_Talking · 07-26-2008, 12:40 PM

What are some funny, rediculas, and down right retarded video game names you have come across / heard of?

I'll start

James Pond II: Codename RoboCod

Totally Rad

Wild Woody

Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom

Spanky's Quest

70's Robot Anime Geppy-X: The Super Boosted Armor

Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt!

ToastmasterAlpha · 07-26-2008, 12:44 PM

Metal Arms: Glitch in the System. It's a fucking awesome game, but it wasn't very popular. I'm pretty sure the name had something to do with that.

I_Smell · 07-26-2008, 1:04 PM

FAT Princess- Although it does sound really fun.
Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers
SIREN: Blood Curse
Endless Undiscovery

Matterialize · 07-26-2008, 1:10 PM

Cannon Crotch

ne3 · 07-26-2008, 1:37 PM

Beyond the Beyond and
Sticky Balls

Clerlic · 07-26-2008, 5:37 PM

Danog, (gonad spelled backwards), old game I got from somewhere 10 years ago, featured a flying penis-shaped spacecraft which shot white stuff. Was surprisingly complex with stuff like conservation of momentum, etc.

I_Smell · 07-26-2008, 6:10 PM

Fuck you, CannonCrotch is an excellent name for dozens of reasons.

peteaboda1 · 07-27-2008, 3:16 PM

Beat 'Em n Eat 'Em.

It isn't a fighting game.

SLjimbolian · 07-27-2008, 7:28 PM

There's a good handful of NES games that are ridiculously bad:

Action In New York
The Adventures of Rad Gravity
Bible Buffet
Binary Land
Chubby Cherub
Color a Dinosaur
Crackout
Dusty Diamond's All-Star Softball
Image Fight
Low G Man
Monster Truck Party
Pesterminator
Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom
Rock 'n' Ball
Secret Scout in the Temple of Demise
Sunday Funday
Touch Down Fever
Woody Poko

Oh, although it's a PS1 game, Irritating Stick takes the cake.

/.\ · 07-27-2008, 10:26 PM

Yes, it's a real game.

Pachycephelosaurus · 07-28-2008, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by /.\

Yes, it's a real game.

You win.

My candidate is the unfortunately named Korean DS game "Touch DIC."

Urser · 07-28-2008, 1:00 AM

Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
Tak and the Power of Juju
Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure

And...

Simple DS Series Vol. 37: Alc de Minitsuku! TOEIC Test Listening Kyouka Hen

Besh · 07-28-2008, 1:16 AM

Beat 'em and eat 'em. DEAR LORD.

P0K3M0N_MA5T3R · 07-28-2008, 5:24 AM

Tohoku Daigaku Mirai-Kagaku-Gijutsu-Kyodo-Kenkyu-Center Kawashima Ryuta Kyoju Kanshu: Motto Nou wo Kitaeru Otona no DS Training.

I don't even know what it means but having a game name that long is just fucking stupid. Did the developers not understand that the back of the box is for explaining what the games about? Surely they could have cut that down a bit.

Prawnatron · 07-28-2008, 7:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pachycephelosaurus

You win.

My candidate is the unfortunately named Korean DS game "Touch DIC."

No, You win sir.

I_Smell · 07-28-2008, 7:52 PM

It's really surprising how much a name like The Adventures of Rad Gravity makes me want to play a game.

CheesePlease · 07-29-2008, 4:41 AM

I really want to play AAARGH!.

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Aaargh! is a computer game in which the player controls a giant monster, either an Ogre or a Lizard, with the goal of crushing and destroying everything in its path, across different lands and periods of history.

It sounds awesome.

Ercoledi · 07-29-2008, 6:58 AM

Prawnatron · 07-29-2008, 7:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Besh

Beat 'em and eat 'em. DEAR LORD.

Was that the porn game for the atari?

BigMike · 07-29-2008, 7:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Prawnatron

Was that the porn game for the atari?

One of them yes. It's where the guy beats off from the roof of the building and you control the girls that have to catch it in their mouths.

Ramstien · 07-29-2008, 7:40 AM

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Bad dudes? Dragon ninjas? The best title of anything, ever.

Jehstr · 09-10-2008, 6:22 AM

Lucky Luke.
also this:

Hysteria__ · 09-10-2008, 7:15 AM

Enthusia. Quality game, but never sold well, partly due to the fact it's name sounds suspiciously like Euthanasia.

CrowbarDoom · 09-11-2008, 3:34 AM

I'm gonna have to go with 'Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'.

Episode 1.

Chips · 09-11-2008, 3:44 AM

"Beyond The Beyond"

Fucking awesome work there.

HAHAHAHA.

Zackariah · 09-11-2008, 4:06 AM

Eggs of steel , Charlies eggcellent adventure

Engacho? on Wonderswan? Its about a boy whos father thinks hes a coward so he has to defeat the ugly monsters by outsmarting them , Its like roll the dice you take it in turns to move

Zombie-Dave · 09-11-2008, 4:25 AM

Two Crude Dudes, doing what they do best. It was like a streets of rage side scrolling beat up the bad guys game. But it sucked.

Greendog: The beached Surfer Dude!

Despite having the crappest name/storyline ever, I played this so much in my childhood. The basic storyline is: Surfer crashes into an Island, wakes up with a necklace. 'Fit' babe appears and tells him it's some crazy curse, and that if he doesn't reunite the 7 blah blahs of whatever to remove it, HE CAN NEVER SURF AGAIN!

dr_layme · 09-11-2008, 8:46 AM

Bible adventures for NES included such awesome games as "Noah's Ark" which was Wolfenstein 3D with all the usual bad guys replaced as animals.

HappyPalooza · 09-11-2008, 1:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombie-Dave

Two Crude Dudes, doing what they do best. It was like a streets of rage side scrolling beat up the bad guys game. But it sucked.

Are you serious? That was fun as hell from what I remember, and if it does suck at least the name is awesome.

TheHighwaySong · 09-11-2008, 1:35 PM

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Haha, my friends band did a song with that title. I wonder if that's where they got it from or if it just sounded really cool.

Graft · 09-11-2008, 1:58 PM

I remember going to an old arcade when I was a little kid and they had a game there called "Twin Eagle: Revenge Joes Brother". I wish there'd been an Explosm mod at their dev studio to put the designer in TO.

Also, my cousins and I used to play "M.U.S.C.L.E.(an acronym for Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere)" on the old school NES. It was a wrestling game.

Deuce42 · 09-13-2008, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by I_Smell

It's really surprising how much a name like The Adventures of Rad Gravity makes me want to play a game.

I've played it. It sucks ass.

How about "Big Nose Freaks Out"? That one's pretty damn stupid, too.

Derelict · 09-13-2008, 3:49 AM

2Xtreme was also a pretty gay game title, but it was fun as hell. 3Xtreme was shit from what I've heard.

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Originally Posted by CheesePlease

I really want to play AAARGH!.

It sounds awesome.

Sounds like an early version of Rampage, that game with the monkey, lizard, or wolf where you'd trash the planet.

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Originally Posted by Chips

HAHAHAHA.

My buddy actually owns that game.

The_End · 09-14-2008, 11:24 AM

How about :

And yes touch DIC is indeed real:

timbot · 09-16-2008, 1:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Graft

I remember going to an old arcade when I was a little kid and they had a game there called "Twin Eagle: Revenge Joes Brother". I wish there'd been an Explosm mod at their dev studio to put the designer in TO.

Also, my cousins and I used to play "M.U.S.C.L.E.(an acronym for Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere)" on the old school NES. It was a wrestling game.

I never had the M.U.S.C.L.E. NES game. But I had tons of the little guys. They were bad ass.
For some reason I always hated the title "Fester's Quest." No real reason, but there it is.

Bayview05 · 09-16-2008, 1:21 PM

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Originally Posted by /.\

Yes, it's a real game.

I can imagine it now.

*ring* *ring*
"Hey man, want to come over and play? I just got AAARGH!"
"Are you okay?"
"Why, what's wrong? I just asked you to play AAARGH!"
"Stay right there, I'm calling 911!"
"AAARGH! The game is called AAARGH!"
"Is someone attacking you? Are you having a heart attack?"
"AAARGH!!!"

Spastic · 09-16-2008, 8:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombie-Dave

Greendog: The beached Surfer Dude!

Despite having the crappest name/storyline ever, I played this so much in my childhood. The basic storyline is: Surfer crashes into an Island, wakes up with a necklace. 'Fit' babe appears and tells him it's some crazy curse, and that if he doesn't reunite the 7 blah blahs of whatever to remove it, HE CAN NEVER SURF AGAIN!

I don't know if anyone else watched the show, but this game was always played on Nick Arcade, and though I never actually played the game I always wanted to.