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Round 3: Hatsof! vs Urser
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Old 07-28-2008, 9:18 AM       Post #1  
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Old 07-28-2008, 9:25 AM       Post #2  
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Hats, could you possibly go first? Timezones 'n all.


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Old 07-28-2008, 12:37 PM       Post #3  
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Oh no! I don't really want either one of these guys to lose!

Good luck both of you!


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Old 07-28-2008, 1:10 PM       Post #4  
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Here it is.

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2...ephant1eo8.png

Warning it contains NSFW elements.

And, I'll be gone three days now, will be back on thursday, so I would like it if you try and post the comic so I can make it dear Ursery.



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Old 07-28-2008, 2:45 PM       Post #5  
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I assume the elephant is a girl, then shouldn't the green guy be between the elephants legs rather than on top?


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Old 07-28-2008, 2:50 PM       Post #6  
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Well, that was... brief.
Stupid cute elphant prolly left feeling unfulfilled and disatisfied... and the foreplay left much to be desired. I'd rate that sex 2 twats out of 10.



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Old 07-28-2008, 2:51 PM       Post #7  
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Is that The Wall Mr. Olive's listening to? Taking a guess 'cause I know you're a Floydian.

Hats, I love your art style. Your sucked all the cute out of Candy Mammoth and gave him a washed-up middle aged clown kind of look, and I love it.


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Old 07-28-2008, 3:07 PM       Post #8  
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Am I missing something or was that it?


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Old 07-28-2008, 3:09 PM       Post #9  
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Am I missing something or was that it?
That's what she said.



(Candy mammoth, I mean)
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Old 07-28-2008, 4:29 PM       Post #10  
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Well that sucked.


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Old 07-28-2008, 4:54 PM       Post #11  
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Hatsof, what? Did you just rush that to have something in? Your last ones were so good (and long...)


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Old 07-28-2008, 6:47 PM       Post #12  
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What a let down


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Old 07-28-2008, 6:48 PM       Post #13  
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Yeah all that was was rape. But i stand by my art comment.


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Old 07-29-2008, 12:29 AM       Post #14  
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I'll make sure to take some sweet time with the comic so Hats can get back in time.


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Old 07-29-2008, 7:43 AM       Post #15  
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ok... Well, I certainly hope that Urser lives up to the standard set especially now that Hats has asked for a bit of time.

Please don't disappoint Urser!


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Old 07-29-2008, 12:13 PM       Post #16  
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He never does


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Old 07-29-2008, 12:36 PM       Post #17  
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What. The. Fuck? Your comic was really creepy Hats, that looks like you don't want to fight anymore.


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Old 07-29-2008, 12:44 PM       Post #18  
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I think he was just in a hurry and didn't want to be Dairy Queen'd


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Old 07-30-2008, 1:05 AM       Post #19  
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I think he was just in a hurry and didn't want to be Dairy Queen'd
Is that when a guy in a red DQ shirt runs up to you and stuffs an ice cream cake down your pants? Because then I would kind of want to get Dairy Queen'd.


Also, that was pretty weak Mr. Hats.

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Old 07-30-2008, 1:20 AM       Post #20  
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Screw it. I'm adding more to my comic because I may aswell make it as good as possible while Hats is preventing me from posting it.


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Old 07-30-2008, 7:38 AM       Post #21  
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6 hours left by my time. So here:

Link!


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Old 07-30-2008, 7:41 AM       Post #22  
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Oh my god. Awesome.


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Old 07-30-2008, 7:50 AM       Post #23  
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That was amazing. Loved the appearance from Ms. Scribbles, and everything was EXTRA cute. The stretched smiley face. The baby.


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Old 07-30-2008, 8:31 AM       Post #24  
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Everything about that was awesome.


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Old 07-30-2008, 8:38 AM       Post #25  
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Oh man, my face hurts. Everything from the frying pan to the smiley face, the View was a nice touch. But Pimentusk just killed me. Art was impeccable as always.


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Old 07-30-2008, 8:50 AM       Post #26  
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Haha, I loved how his censor smiley changed with his expression, like in panel 4.


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Old 07-30-2008, 12:24 PM       Post #27  
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Link won't work for me.


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Old 07-30-2008, 1:26 PM       Post #28  
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Haha, that was awesome. Great job.


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Old 07-30-2008, 2:21 PM       Post #29  
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I love your use of daytime television, Urser.


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Old 07-30-2008, 4:04 PM       Post #30  
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I really liked the stretched smiley face. Genius.


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Old 07-30-2008, 4:10 PM       Post #31  
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Hats of! know he doesn't stand a chance against Urser. That was really awesome, girl!


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Old 07-30-2008, 4:28 PM       Post #32  
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Aww, Pimentusk.

Random trivia: the gestation period of an elephant is 14 months. So that's one hell of an early baby.


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Old 07-30-2008, 4:49 PM       Post #33  
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Hats of! know he doesn't stand a chance against Urser. That was really awesome, girl!
Stop saying that somebody is definitely going to win. And Urser is a guy.
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Old 07-30-2008, 5:10 PM       Post #34  
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Urser is my hero .


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Old 07-31-2008, 2:54 AM       Post #35  
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You go girl!


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Old 07-31-2008, 4:03 AM       Post #36  
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Actually the gestation period of an elephant is 22 months, but hey, none of that matters, all that counts is Urser's Awesomeness!


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Old 07-31-2008, 4:42 AM       Post #37  
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All of you guys are forgetting the gestation period of an Olive.


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Old 07-31-2008, 8:35 AM       Post #38  
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Link won't work for me.
Nor I. I wanna see too.
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Old 07-31-2008, 9:02 AM       Post #39  
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Yeah still won't work.

Could you upload on a different site aswell?


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Old 07-31-2008, 9:19 AM       Post #40  
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Tinypic Link

EDIT: Damn resize.


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