The Comebacks

CnGy · 09-02-2007, 12:09 AM

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_at...cks_large.html

It's just like Epic Movie, Scary Movie.

Only with sports movies.

*shudders*

snap1o5 · 09-02-2007, 12:17 AM

Dear god no. When will they learn that these movies are never, ever funny, and never, ever will be. It ended after the first Scary Movie.

Dodger · 09-02-2007, 12:51 AM

This is how it basically breaks down.
1st scary movie- hilarious.
2nd scary movie- pretty funny.
3rd scary movie- ok you guys can stop now.
4th scary movie- horrible, what the fuck was that shit.
date movie- kill yourself.
epic movie- I would rather get sprayed in the face with explosive diarrhea than watch another one of these movies.

snap1o5 · 09-02-2007, 1:48 AM

That sums it up, although I think Date Movie was a whole circle of hell worse than Epic Movie. I don't know why I keep putting myself through the torture of these movies, I keep on thinking, "Hey, these guys made Scary Movie 1 and 2! It's GOT to be funny!" Then I exit the theater with burned-out eye sockets and a foaming mouth.

CheesePlease · 09-02-2007, 10:06 AM

OH GREAT. I'M GOING TO GO SEE THIS MOVIE WITH ALL MY FRIENDS AND GIGGLE RELENTLESSLY ALL THE WAY THROUGH. THEN AFTERWARDS WE'LL REPEAT THE 'FUNNY' LINES TO ONE ANOTHER AND WET OURSELVES SOME MORE, IRRITATING EVERYONE WITHIN A 20 METRE RADIUS. I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS.

That is the entire demographic that these movies appeal to. If we eliminate all these people then there will be no more of these dog turds that pass for movies. Everyone wins.

NVM · 09-02-2007, 10:32 AM

Not Another Teen Movie and Scary Movie 3 were the only ones that even made me chuckle.

Audioslave · 09-02-2007, 11:34 AM

The best part is when they go "From the creators of Date Movie..."

Because then, you know it's good.

spaj · 09-02-2007, 11:47 AM

God, I didn't even smile there. I couldn't even point out any of the spoofs except dodgeball.

I stopped watching Scary Movie after I saw the third one, as I haven't been assed to see anything else afterwards (Not Another Teen Movie was funny the first time I saw it, though).

What are the box office figures for these types of movies? Sometimes I get the feeling that even though the internet hates these hell-spawned movies, SOMEWHERE out there, people are liking the movie and feeding money to the producers.

Soul · 09-02-2007, 12:11 PM

Not another spoof movie. What else is left for them to spoof after this anyway?

I_Smell · 09-02-2007, 1:43 PM

I didn't know they did Not Aother Teen Movie. That was pretty good.

I kind of feel sorry for everyone involved in this. Especially the actors.

Audioslave · 09-02-2007, 1:58 PM

The Dodgeball spoof is bad. Spoofing a joke isn't funny, it's lame.

peteaboda1 · 09-03-2007, 10:22 PM

This looks so terrible, just what were they thinking...

I_Smell · 09-04-2007, 9:57 AM

I think it'd make for a really good movie if they made it alot less childishly gay and a bit more normal- And if they didn't spoof movies. Who spoofs DODGEBALL? WTF!?

Pachycephelosaurus · 09-04-2007, 1:05 PM

Looks like another impending failure.