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Old 11-01-2008, 8:42 AM       Post #121  
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I'd put it in my will and have the doctor validate it so they knew I knew all about how I was gonna die.
Very clever...
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Old 11-01-2008, 10:57 AM       Post #122  
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Meh.



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Old 11-01-2008, 1:25 PM       Post #123  
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Interesting.

I'd get my ass to Texas and have a bondage f***fest with Michael.
Then I'd drain a few people. Yes, their blood.

I'd want to die in Michael's arms.
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I miss him. |:
That's fricken creepy. Like really fucking creepy. Oh and there's no reason to color your words in. Italics are sufficient.
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Old 11-01-2008, 2:13 PM       Post #124  
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Fuck miley cyrus, I won't lie. The bitch is hot.
Call a black man a nigger.
Piss on a cop.
Have sex with my girlfriend.
Then sleep the rest of the time because I'm pussy and rather die in my sleep.


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Old 11-01-2008, 9:20 PM       Post #125  
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i would take my friends and go to a tokio hotel concert scream as loud as possible and make sure we get to party and hang with tokio hotel and we would just have fun untill i die


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Old 11-05-2008, 9:04 PM       Post #126  
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Presuming I would die at night...

I would go to the beach and just chill, maybe fish or something. Then drive out to the pier and just watch the moon rise. With someone special, of course.


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Old 11-07-2008, 1:45 PM       Post #127  
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I would cry and sit in a corner.

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN SWEDEN!

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Old 11-08-2008, 12:42 PM       Post #128  
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I would most likely be in a hospital bed dying of some sort of strange martian pulmonary gonorrhea or something like that...so maybe I would just shit my pants and throw shit at the nurses while jacking off at the same time


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Old 11-09-2008, 3:13 AM       Post #129  
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This is gay, but I'd drive to my best friend's house and tell him I'm in love with him and lose my virginity to him (hopefully, if I was well-received). Then, after the subsequent naked cuddling we would do, I would find all the people I hate, explain why I hate them in graphic detail, and kill them all. I would tell my favorite teachers how much I like them and why, and then get my sisters and friends together in my basement to drink, play Guitar Hero, listen to my favorite music, and tell sentimental tales about one another for the rest of the time.

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Interesting.

I'd get my ass to Texas and have a bondage f***fest with Michael.
Then I'd drain a few people. Yes, their blood.

I'd want to die in Michael's arms.
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I miss him. |:
You are a fucking faggy emo. Shut the fuck up. Stop coloring in your words and attention-whoring.


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Old 11-09-2008, 3:34 AM       Post #130  
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I'd probably find all the money I could and then go to a strip club with my friends.
I'd get wasted, and then when I start sobering up I'd get off my face on LSD or shrooms or something and then drive someones sports car around the city really fast.


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Old 11-09-2008, 6:14 PM       Post #131  
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I'd probably find all the money I could and then go to a strip club with my friends.
I'd get wasted, and then when I start sobering up I'd get off my face on LSD or shrooms or something and then drive someones sports car around the city really fast.
This just gave me an idea. I'd get a hire car, a shitload of drugs and recreate Fear and Loating in Las Vegas, but in Sydney.
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Old 11-09-2008, 8:13 PM       Post #132  
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Murder all Disney pop-stars and have my way with there bodies.


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Old 11-26-2008, 12:04 AM       Post #133  
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Spend all my money to have me chronically frozen until there was a cure.
If I didn't have enough money, I would rob a bank.


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Old 11-26-2008, 2:20 PM       Post #134  
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Hmmm... Probably fuck everything up, so I could be remembered.
Example: Get a group of people (maybe YOU) and get inside everyones house and put some smoke bombs. Then wake everyone up by setting their alarm and click the activate button.
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Old 11-26-2008, 10:47 PM       Post #135  
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So i'm a wussy baby, and i'd probably spend half the day cradling my family and best friends and bawling my eyes out, whinging about how much i don't want to die, and how much i love them all.
About the only other thing i'd do is eat a huge, beautiful roast meal, get drunk, and have really beautiful sex. How exciting eh?


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Old 11-27-2008, 3:35 AM       Post #136  
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okay... first of all ill rape
secondly ill kill
thirdly create as much havoc to the world(or just my country)
and yeah ill tell my teachers and all of those dickheads at my school to fuck off and i'll literally make them eat their own balls.


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Old 11-27-2008, 3:54 AM       Post #137  
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okay... first of all ill rape
secondly ill kill
thirdly create as much havoc to the world(or just my country)
and yeah ill tell my teachers and all of those dickheads at my school to fuck off and i'll literally make them eat their own balls.
I think you should spend your last 24 hours learning how to type and getting a sense of humor and not suck so much.

Personally, I would hold a massive party because I would want to have my last day filled with happiness and friends. Not drunkenness however, because I would like to remain sober. And I'd trash my car because it would be really fun and also if there was somewhere after this life, if I "kill" my car, it may be there with me and I could cloud-drive it. I would have to have sex with my girlfriend and lie with her one last time, and then break it off with her so she didn't feel tied down by my death. Then we would go party some more until the final hour, then, in the last 15 minutes or so, I would sneak out of the party and climb into bed with my monkey teddy I have had all my life but has been sat at the foot of my bed for the last 12 years and have quiet contemplation on my life and enjoy the peace and quiet. Then I would lie back, smile and with a sense of bemusement at my predicament and with a degree of complacency, die.
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Old 11-27-2008, 6:51 AM       Post #138  
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Personally, I would hold a massive party because I would want to have my last day filled with happiness and friends.
That's actually a really good idea. Then i'd have all my friends and fam in the one place so i could go ahead and sook and tell them all i love them at once. Although i'm not sure having a party because i was about to die would make the room full of happy.. We may have to slip them some drugs for that one.


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Old 11-27-2008, 7:06 AM       Post #139  
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Oh, I'd only tell a few people that I really love that I was going to die. The other people could just find out later.


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Old 11-27-2008, 12:26 PM       Post #140  
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Rent a nice car, get a date with that girl I've always wanted to go out with. Tell whoever I love that I love them. After that, I'll pray and drive until 3 hours before the deadline which I will then sit with the people I love while waiting for death to come.


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Old 11-29-2008, 7:41 AM       Post #141  
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Make sure that in my will, every one I hate gets to eat an ounce of the shit that was left in my anus when I died (so that if I died by disease they'd die too). Regardless of the fact that I'm about to die, I don't want to do anything illegal. Doing illegal stuff for the sake of doing them? I don't think so.

I wonder if as a ghost I can possess someone to eat their own shit.


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Old 12-01-2008, 6:45 PM       Post #142  
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Make sure that in my will, every one I hate gets to eat an ounce of the shit that was left in my anus when I died (so that if I died by disease they'd die too). Regardless of the fact that I'm about to die, I don't want to do anything illegal. Doing illegal stuff for the sake of doing them? I don't think so.

I wonder if as a ghost I can possess someone to eat their own shit.
Pretty sure they're not going to eat it just because you said so in your will..
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Old 12-02-2008, 12:32 AM       Post #143  
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I would make a video containing my last hours, kinda like a documentary about a dying person. Tell my cousin to sell them for millions. Then I would have the money given to my parents.

Also, muffins, Thousands of them.



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Old 12-03-2008, 10:27 AM       Post #144  
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Get drunk and high, get laid, kill my mom, steal a ton of shit, eat chimichangas, and just go out with a bang.


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Old 12-03-2008, 1:46 PM       Post #145  
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Find a really big piggy, and the ride it through a town, slapping people with bacon as i go!.


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Old 12-03-2008, 6:30 PM       Post #146  
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I'd obviously go on a 24 hour drinking and sex marathon, what else would you do with your last 24 hours? Seriously
To add to that, getting high and sexually conquering every hot sister of my classmates'.


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Old 12-17-2008, 1:18 AM       Post #147  
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But how is that different from any other day?
Burn.

Get laid, then...

Id prolly go snowmachining, hit about 118mph and crash into the side of my school. theyll be cleaning me off that bitch for weeks. That WILL show them.
I live in Alaska, what the fuck else am I going to do?
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:09 AM       Post #148  
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I would get laid by my girlfriend, rob something or someone, and then do various drugs and have more sex at a strip club.


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Old 12-17-2008, 10:45 PM       Post #149  
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Hijack a plane and ram some big building causing lots of damage and lots of $$ worth of damage.

Either that or ride one of those airport baggage conveyor belts.


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Old 12-21-2008, 8:56 AM       Post #150  
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I live every day like I have 24 hours to live.


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Old 12-21-2008, 8:59 AM       Post #151  
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Weeping uncontrollably?


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Old 12-22-2008, 2:17 PM       Post #152  
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Only on Thursdays.


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Old 12-23-2008, 12:18 AM       Post #153  
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I would load up on all homemade explosives, guns, and knives and I would kick down the doors of my high school and show everyone who's boss


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Old 12-23-2008, 12:51 AM       Post #154  
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I'd kill a policeman, steal his helmet and piss in it. I'd then return it to his grieving mother before stealing again.

Also, there's something appealing behind running around naked.


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Old 12-25-2008, 4:04 AM       Post #155  
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I don't believe any of these. I doubt you guys would do anything different.


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Old 12-31-2008, 5:53 PM       Post #156  
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I'd ask as many people as I could this exact same question.
Then yell "Great!!" really loud in response to their answer and shove a tiny 24-hour time bomb down their throat and say "Join the club." Then cartwheel away, laughing maniacally.


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Old 01-19-2009, 7:54 PM       Post #157  
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I would first be afraid, scared of what might happen to friends and family with out me. I would call my mom and dad, tell them. Then my girlfriend, been with her for three years now. I would spend my day with her, trying to make it the best. I would draw one last picture, and just accept it, I wont say I'm not afraid of death, I just more afraid of what happens after it. I am an athiest at best, so no heaven for me. I'd just be happy I got this far in this unfair world.


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Old 02-03-2009, 11:12 PM       Post #158  
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I would plan a really fucking awesome funeral with fireworks and a lazer light show and a whole bunch of cool bands... and everyone has to dress up and there should be a parade.
And I would also go online and pick out what I wanted to be buried in.


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Old 02-05-2009, 6:10 PM       Post #159  
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After I got the news, the first thing I would do is call all my friends and invite them to a heller party in 6 hours. Then I would spend the next 6 hours with family. After that I would go to my party and just get crazy. Have sex with whoever I wanted. Then when there is 4 hours left before I die, I would shoot up with various intravenous drugs. (I'm too scared to do this in real life.) That way I would thoroughly enjoy my last few hours, and be so messed up that I wouldn't mind dying.



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Old 02-05-2009, 6:37 PM       Post #160  
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I would walk around in public naked.


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